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[–]jay456 3 points4 points ago

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Swanson! Definitely Swanson!

[–]328xi 4 points5 points ago

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I've got my money on Swanson

[–]black4ty 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, i would pay to see this

[–]Emileahh 1 point2 points ago

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I would pay hella money to see this. I also have my money on Swanson.

[–]fatkidswinatseesaw 1 point2 points ago

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I can't think of anything better. Last night I told my gf that I strive to one day be a combination of Jack D, Jay from Modern Family, and Ron Swanson. Not sure she sees us having much of a future anymore.

[–]NoSandwichOnlyZuul 1 point2 points ago

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I have lady wood just looking at the poster!

[–]HIDolly 1 point2 points ago

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TEAM SWANSON!!

[–]8Dface 0 points1 point ago

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Swanson would kick his ass...

[–]TARDIStaxi 0 points1 point ago

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Abed is probably filming the whole thing.

[–]bananapanther 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously Ron Swanson wins. Look at that glorious mustache!

[–]ermano[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Disclaimer: I did a search to see if anybody posted this, and I didn't see anything. Alas to my dismay somebody had already posted this before me by 15 minutes. Sorry guys, for the accidental re-post.