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[–]pinkribbonscars 222 points223 points ago

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This just made me realize that it's possible that all the cool NBC shows (Parks and Rec, The Office, 30 Rock, Community) could be taking place in the same fictional universe (where apparently a lot of women look like Rasheeda Jones).

[–]Thr1LLHau5 276 points277 points ago

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I want to go to there.

[–]ilihcma2 68 points69 points ago

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Workin on my night cheese.

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[–]ilihcma2 6 points7 points ago

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AFAIK, that Slanket is for promotional reasons only.

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

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I heard you singing Night Cheese.

[–]reichert 8 points9 points ago

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[–]j1mb0 52 points53 points ago

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I know for a fact that at the very least Community definitely is a TV show in the world of 30 Rock. One episode when Jack is being investigated for the lack of diversity in NBC programming, he asks Liz "who the black kid in Community" was. And also I think Liz mentioned Steve Carell once, but that's not explicit proof that The Office is a program in that universe, only that Steve Carell exists.

[–]klobbermang 67 points68 points ago

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I assume the Donald Glover reference is in there because he used to write for 30 Rock, not as much to combine the continuities, but it's a cool byproduct I suppose.

[–]EmperorOfAwesome 14 points15 points ago

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Twofer was his brain child and a lot of the Tracyisms of the first season were his. They need to get more input from him, his ideas were a lot of the reasons season 1 hooked me in.

[–]Linelor 8 points9 points ago

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"Are there other black nerds or is it just you and Urkel?"

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 2 points3 points ago

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He's had a few cameos too. Here and here

[–]PolarBere 53 points54 points ago

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"First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!" -Liz

[–]ttboie 12 points13 points ago

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"First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!" -Liz - Michael Scott

[–]chrisc098 9 points10 points ago

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I love 30 rock and Liz Lemon, but she's wrong. It's out of pandora's box and can't go back in.

[–]j0y0 6 points7 points ago

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that's an office reference, even if it's not explicit

[–]misterraider 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]Wompum 12 points13 points ago

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Which is odd because Michael Scott has mentioned Tina Fey before. It's a weird double universe where each show exists in the other's universe. Also, if 30 Rock is a TV show one the Office and the Office is a TV show on 30 Rock, it creates an infinity loop. If you think about it too much, it makes you feel like when you stare at the Land of Lakes Indian.

[–]Ooxman 8 points9 points ago

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The Office is a TV show though (although it's unclear if it's actually 'airing' in their universe. One of Michael's final lines was "Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?"). It's plausible that they could exist in the same universe. Sort of.

[–]Wompum 1 point2 points ago

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She doesn't say "Michael Scott" owns that what she said. She said "Steve Carell" (spelling, whatever. I'm not going to Google it.)

[–]Ooxman 5 points6 points ago

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This is true.

Goddamnit, I felt like I had a point for a minute there.

[–]kometes 1 point2 points ago

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Inceptovision.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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SeinfeldVision

[–]potential_utensil 10 points11 points ago

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I remember him saying that, but then again Donald Glover was in two episodes of 30 Rock (once he was carrying a food tray and once he was in the crowd of an auditorium) so I don't know how that plays into the shared universe scenario

[–]realmadrid2727 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Thepunk28 2 points3 points ago

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If he did say "the black kid in community" that would mean it's not in the community universe. If it was in the same universe as community he would refer to him as his character, Troy.

[–]j1mb0 5 points6 points ago

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That's what I'm saying, Community is a tv show in the 30 Rock universe. So the characters in the two shows can't exist in the same universe, because then Community would be a tv show in the universe of Community.

[–]Wompum 1 point2 points ago

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It gets especially confusing when you think about the fact that Allison Brie is in both Mad Men and Community, and Abed makes Don Draper references. Pile that on top of the fact that Jon Hamm has guess starred on 30 Rock, in which Sterling Cooper is a real company (Liz's mom worked there in the 60's before meeting Buzz Aldrin). Soooooo, if you follow that train of thought, 30 Rock and Mad Men share a universe, but in that universe is the TV show Community, and in Community's universe, there's a TV show Mad Men which features a character who looks exactly like Annie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't that prove they are from different universes? If he's asking who the black kid from Community is, it means its also a show in the 30 Rock universe. The actor does not equal the character.

[–]ColHunterGathers 12 points13 points ago

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Aubrey Plaza who is April in Parks and Rec was an NBC Paige in one episode of 30 Rock.

[–]wai_o_punani 1 point2 points ago

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[–]EastwoodsFlask 7 points8 points ago

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Wait until you realize that 'Blow' is the continuation of 'Goodfellas' after Ray Liotta and his wife were relocated.

[–]bamtime 6 points7 points ago

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Is this some kind of sick joke?! Noooo

[–]staplesgowhere 3 points4 points ago

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Except that Goodfellas and Blow are both based on non-fiction accounts of 2 different people, Henry Hill and George Jung.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 2 points3 points ago

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And how do we know they aren't one and the same? Think about it...

[–]justonecomment 2 points3 points ago

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Sesame street is in that same world... eerie.

[–]Spoonofdarkness 5 points6 points ago

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Sesame Street is a world that exists only in Kenneth's mind.

[–]mckenna99 4 points5 points ago

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[–]matt_thelazy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm okay with that.

[–]VampireCactus 220 points221 points ago

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They should just sit in fancy chairs drinking whisky and staring at each other and see who goes down first.

I could watch that for hours.

[–]Generic_Review[S] 79 points80 points ago*

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Regardless of how they compete, you can be sure there will be a massive amount of scotch consumed.

Edit: For no reason here's creepy Nic Cage- I could eat a peach for hours.

[–]virulentRant 40 points41 points ago

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oh god why

[–]Generic_Review[S] 29 points30 points ago

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Sorry, there's no excuse for that.

[–]goose90proof 12 points13 points ago

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I'm actually quite aroused.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Strangest boner ever

[–]ProfChang 11 points12 points ago

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Ron wins his mustache soaks up more scotch than jack can drink...

[–]Piemonkey 32 points33 points ago

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Jack is Irish. He's genetically disposed to consume ungodly amounts of scotch.

[–]Sylraen 10 points11 points ago

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I think you mean Irish whiskey. A Scotsman would be genetically predisposed toward scotch drinking.

[–]Piemonkey 20 points21 points ago

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I like to believe that the Irish and Scots have had a drinking rivalry for hundreds of years so they train on each other's drinks just to build that extra resistance.

[–]dabigua 6 points7 points ago

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Genetics don't matter; it's environment in this case. Ron was weaned on the corn likker his mother Tamara distills.

[–]Piemonkey 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ProfChang 1 point2 points ago

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This really comes down to nature vs nurture, obviously considering only genes and heritage jack could have the upper hand. Nurture, Ron's mustache has taken much tending to over the years we have known him. His attention to detail in such matters, and his godlike lip hair should nudge him that much closer to the finish. Ron > Jack forever!

[–]Q-Pod 1 point2 points ago

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what....

[–]genericgamer 1 point2 points ago

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Time for a new Kinect game.

[–]ElCaz 25 points26 points ago

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Ron would build his chair first.

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[–]Piemonkey 31 points32 points ago

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Jack would get it overturned at a federal level.

[–]kerph32 16 points17 points ago

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Too late; Ron already got rid of 'federal'.

[–]zolfe 13 points14 points ago

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Jack would just use his superior wealth in the now deregulated market to buy out and/or strong arm all the competition into non-existence.

[–]larkham 56 points57 points ago

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Has Ron Swanson ever had a turkey burger?

"Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. Delicious."

[–]footinmymouth 5 points6 points ago

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"It's a turkey leg wrapped in bacon, they call it "The Swanson""

[–]footinmymouth 6 points7 points ago

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Just realized that Ron Swanson should be the new symbol of Thanksgiving.

[–]mckenna99 4 points5 points ago

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Don't forget breakfast too.

[–]scrotch 60 points61 points ago

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Nov. 20, 2011 is not Saturday. Nov. 20, 2010 was a Saturday, so I'm guessing this is a year old and we've all missed the event.

[–]lukasbradley 22 points23 points ago

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POOP.

[–]JoshSN 8 points9 points ago

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The NBC ad people who put together this reddit post are suitably shamed.

[–]cyco 4 points5 points ago

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It was actually in NY magazine I think, not an ad though

[–]TheWatsonian 5 points6 points ago

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No, the fight will just be 10 years in the making.

[–]jennadaily 62 points63 points ago

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A gentleman's battle. I propose a game of wits.

[–]Dave_Hulud 51 points52 points ago

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To the Death!?!?! I accept.

[–]butterfly_in_the_sky 21 points22 points ago

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Inhale this, but do not touch.

[–]Granite-M 18 points19 points ago

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I smell nothing.

[–]butterfly_in_the_sky 12 points13 points ago

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What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in water, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

[–]justonecomment 4 points5 points ago

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IOCANE BIOTCH!

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

[–]TheAntagonist43 9 points10 points ago

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No, to the pain.

[–]seancurry1 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god have all my upvotes.

[–]Metal_Mike 5 points6 points ago

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Chardee Macdennis, the game of games.

[–]herpalicious 2 points3 points ago

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Id love to have a battle of wits but well... It would be uncouth of me to attack an unarmed man.

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points ago

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People are forgetting Jack's Krav Maga training, as well as the number of pistols he has hidden on him at all times.

Of course Ron Swanson has spent every night of his life sleep fighting, and Jack does have a weak heart.

It's possible they would just destroy each other.

[–]klobbermang 43 points44 points ago

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Ron Swanson has a Claymore mine on his desk facing everyone who enters his office.

[–]specialk16 31 points32 points ago

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Lol at Ron giving the land mine to the little girl:

[...] and this, is a Claymore mine so you can defend your property from the Government.

[–]bearsa113609 5 points6 points ago

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I never noticed it points towards everyone.

[–]Yserbius 27 points28 points ago

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You forget that Ron Swanson has a contingent plan for everything. He wouldn't even show up to the fight until he secretly mapped out every grain of dust in the arena and set up elaborate plans involving the ceiling tiles and some hidden melee weaponry.

[–]CJGibson 69 points70 points ago

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It would probably really depend on whether Jack was Reaganing that day or not.

[–]seancurry1 2 points3 points ago

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He's Ron Swanson, not Batman.

[–]Hapless1 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't Dwight do that in The Office when he fought Andy?

[–]MLBM100 2 points3 points ago

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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Ron Swanson vs. Jack Donaghy.

[–]jkdeadite 1 point2 points ago

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Jack would call the Tammys, and that would be the end of it.

[–]Pickman 35 points36 points ago

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You need Bruce Campbell in a smoking jacket to referee.

[–]ahommik 36 points37 points ago

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You need Mac in the Duster refereeing

[–]klobbermang 6 points7 points ago

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I think fat mac with the cowboy hat from the most recent episode would be great too. God that episode was amazing. It starts off and you have no idea what the context is. Then all of a sudden mac and charlie say that the vase "belongs in a museum" and you know they were watching too much Indiana Jones and wanted to go on an adventure. Goddamnit that was amazing.

[–]Hapless1 1 point2 points ago

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It was actually a fedora, same as Indiana Jones. I love the way the episode was laid out, it was almost like the viewers came into the episode halfway through and we had to figure shit out. At some point there was obviously a whole Indiana Jones costume, but the gang fought over it and it got split up. Mac got the hat, Charlie got the jacket and Frank ended up with the whip.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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THIS.

EDIT: Fuck, I can't believe I was a redditor who said "THIS." What have I become?

[–]teeker95 3 points4 points ago

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What have I become?

THAT.

[–]Captain_DuClark 8 points9 points ago

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Your edit convinced me to change my downvote into an upvote. Congrats.

[–]KuramaSutra 28 points29 points ago

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Abed (from Community) as commentator.

[–]bvanman 31 points32 points ago

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Troy and Abed are anouuuunnnncers!

[–]analogkid01 15 points16 points ago

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"We'll be right back, stay tuned."

"They have to, we're on closed-circuit television."

"Don't know what that is."

[–]troyANDabed 10 points11 points ago

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Wait, the only person capable of equaling Dwight's self-defense is...

Dwight. Schrute.

[–]hamlete 116 points117 points ago

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“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.” - Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson, No contest.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 125 points126 points ago*

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"Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?" - Jack Donaghy

You sure about that?

EDIT: Holy fuck, I spelled his name wrong.

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone 35 points36 points ago

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"Shut your damn mouth." - Ron Swanson

[–]MLBM100 19 points20 points ago

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"The secret for beautiful hair is Dove...blood" --Jack Donaghy

[–]Awful_Antagonist 9 points10 points ago

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" I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things." - Jack Donaghy

[–]thenameunforgettable 9 points10 points ago

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"It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something." - Ron Swanson, on fishing.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 5 points6 points ago

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"You want a confession? Let's get this done so I can go eat. I'm divorced. I take the Lord's name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident. [jump cut] ...I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field. I looked the other way when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange. I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition. [jump cut] and... I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. [sighs] It feels good to say that out loud actually. That one was weighing on me." - Jack Donaghy confessing

[–]HappyHarryHardOn 2 points3 points ago

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[–]finlander700 3 points4 points ago

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[–]blackoak365 17 points18 points ago

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Baldwin was The Shadow FACT

[–]Yserbius 22 points23 points ago

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Baldwin is Jack Ryan FACT. Sean Connery came to him for help.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 2 points3 points ago

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Margo Lane: Oh, God I dreamed.

Lamont Cranston: So did I. What did you dream?

Margo Lane: I was lying naked on a beach in the South Seas. The tide was coming up to my toes. The sun was beating down. My skin hot and cool at the same time. It was wonderful. What was yours?

Lamont Cranston: I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath.

Margo Lane: You have problems.

Lamont Cranston: I'm aware of that.

Best dialogue exchange in any movie EVER! The Shadow doesn't get enough love.

[–]Tobar 7 points8 points ago

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When the heck is 30 Rock coming back anyway...

[–]gm2 5 points6 points ago

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Tina Fey had a babby so they had to push it back. Look for it in January.

[–]imrofli 5 points6 points ago*

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so... she's still pregnant?

EDIT: maybe it's me because it's late, but: i don't really think they pushed her baby back in. or maybe it's just a lame joke. time to sleep.

[–]i-con 7 points8 points ago

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No no. They had to push back 'it'. Not the babby.

[–]Wahrheit 7 points8 points ago

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My money is on Swanson. Donaghy is a pretty boy.

[–]Weeperblast 97 points98 points ago

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Jack will crush Swanson in his mind vice.

[–]jahithnber 32 points33 points ago

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"10 years ago, I was an inch and a half shorter than I am today. Sheer will power!” Jack-tor

[–]davepople 20 points21 points ago

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Pheeiowwww.. Laser Shield

[–]the_robo_boogie 4 points5 points ago

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Wrong. Sterling Archer wins without even showing up.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 5 points6 points ago

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I'm going to say whittling a casket from a tree that grew outside someone's childhood home has a more ominous finality to it.

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 11 points12 points ago

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You want to bet on Jack, he's a Six Sigma Black Belt.

[–]dtjb 8 points9 points ago

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Never badmouth synergy.

[–]Ghinkgo 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think that means what you think it does...

[–]earthtoandy 4 points5 points ago

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Ron Swanson is my motherfucking hero.

[–]snap_wilson 4 points5 points ago

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I think it takes them all of two seconds to size each other up, abandon the fight and book passage to Borneo for two weeks to hunt tiger sharks together.

[–]panorama85 15 points16 points ago

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I vote for Jack "ride it straight to hell" Donaghy. Plus I would like to see Banks as the referee.

[–]WhitbyRoadSoldier 4 points5 points ago

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Banks is the physio. Creed is the judge, is this a multi-channel thing?

[–]Piemonkey 2 points3 points ago

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All those shows are NBC.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Ron Swanson's Mustache. Enough said.

[–]aggrazel 63 points64 points ago

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I'll counter with Jack's perfect hair.

[–]OBrien 19 points20 points ago

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Jack may have perfect hair on his head, but his chest is bare as a little girl's.

...Note to self, never compare anything to a little girl's chest.

[–]Ledzee 26 points27 points ago

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[–]OBrien 21 points22 points ago

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I don't know why I would ever click a link with that context.

I'm suspect that it directly gives my coordinates to Dateline NBC.

[–]Ledzee 1 point2 points ago

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seems like something Jack might cook up... good for ratings.

[–]wkdown 6 points7 points ago

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nice try, Chris Hanson

[–]kawojtulewicz 7 points8 points ago

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god damn! what a fox.

[–]abrock123 15 points16 points ago

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Swansom hands down. Jack violates several of the tenets of the pyramid of greatness. Therefore Jack isnt as manly as Ron f**cking Swanson

[–]emcarthur420 3 points4 points ago

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5? More like Swanson in 5 seconds

[–]BellyHat 3 points4 points ago

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Where is Celebrity Deathmatch when you need it most?

[–]javakah 10 points11 points ago

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My money is on Jack. He will show up and Ron Swanson will be there ready to fight. Ron will ask him if he is ready to fight and Jack will say something along the lines of "I agreed to a battle. I never agreed to a direct physical fight between the two of us. Shineheart entertainment has recently acquired rights to MMA battles in Thailand. I've brought the 3 time MMA champion of Thailand to fight for me in this battle."

[–]karl-marks 10 points11 points ago

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The Tammy's are already waiting in the shadows with guns aimed and ready. They may want to destroy Ron, but damn to hell anyone else who tries.

[–]richred 19 points20 points ago

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I'm Confused by NBC's ways. They would rather keep 30 rock over Community. ImhO Parks and Rec and Community are the two best shows right now on NBC's lineup. Who is this Whitney bitch and why are people falling for this shitty sitcom!

[–]Zelcron 9 points10 points ago

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Unfortunately, Community just doesn't have the viewership, which is a shame because it's incredible.

[–]bvanman 4 points5 points ago

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NBC just needs to make a commitment for 4 full seasons of Community, which stand for the 4 years of a college (a lot of community colleges offer 4 year degrees). No more, and no less.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Whitney's moving to Wednesday's, and Up All Night is coming to Thursday.

[–]gambatteeee 2 points3 points ago

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You shut the fuck up 30 rock is better than any of those shows.

[–]yesbutwhynotzoidberg -1 points0 points ago

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Used to love 30 Rock but its really gone downhill Jack is the only funny part the rest is awkward one-liners. Community is the best comedy on TV right now if not one of the best of all time

[–]Vitalstatistix 31 points32 points ago

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Community is the best comedy on TV right now if not one of the best of all time

Community is excellent, and definitely one of the best comedies on right now, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Arrested Development still makes everything else look like it was written by a dyslexic six year old.

[–]klobbermang 27 points28 points ago

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AD was great at subtle, convoluted humor, but 30 Rock can knock one liners out of the park all day.

[–]Vitalstatistix 5 points6 points ago

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30 Rock is great. AD is a legend.

[–]klobbermang 11 points12 points ago

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They're different type of shows. AD and Community are of the "geek out on all the little things" type of show. 30 Rock and Parks are "goofy straight up funny shows". No need to rank them.

[–]thelibrarianne 11 points12 points ago

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You speak the truth. I love Jack Donaghy and Ron Swanson, but even Tobias with his body-attacking hairplugs could take these dudes on. LONG LIVE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

[–]Aspel 8 points9 points ago

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I liked Arrested Development, but Goddamn it is annoying that people keep bringing it up as if it was the Holy Grail.

[–]Vitalstatistix 3 points4 points ago

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It is the holy grail of television comedy though. If we're talking about the best basketball player ever, I'm going to mention Jordan...

[–]Aspel 2 points3 points ago

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It isn't, though. I watched Arrested Development and it was great, but it wasn't the Holy Grail, and even then aren't there people who've got better stats than Jordan these days?

I feel the same way about Firefly. Maybe it's just that geeks acting like it's the best thing of all time and taking it too seriously that just ruins things for me.

[–]Vitalstatistix 3 points4 points ago

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even then aren't there people who've got better stats than Jordan these days?

I don't want to go into it too much...but no. No one has better stats than Jordan.

It isn't, though. I watched Arrested Development and it was great, but it wasn't the Holy Grail

It's subjective, obviously, so I can't say much more legitimately than I already have.

[–]Renmauza 1 point2 points ago

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I agree that Jordan is the best basketball player ever, but to say nobody had better stats is flat out wrong. Remember Wilt?

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

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Jordan scored more points, more assists, and more steals. He was league MVP more times, was All-NBA first team 10 times, All-NBA Defensive first team 9 times, was finals MVP 5 more times, and has the highest player efficiency rating of all-time. Wilt had more rebounds and shot at a higher FG%; every other significant stat was less. And he played during a much less competitive era.

Jordan kills it.

Source and source

[–]rvlution 1 point2 points ago

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AD is probably the best but Community is my current favorite. I'd say the writing in Community is the closest thing to AD's.

[–]gambatteeee 1 point2 points ago

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Season 5 is the best so far, what crack are you smoking

[–]Geno098 2 points3 points ago

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Ron Swanson wins.

[–]sonic911 2 points3 points ago

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SWANSON FTW!!! me gusta

[–]thebeardsman 2 points3 points ago

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Ron eats panthers for breakfast. Panther bacon.

[–]krupadlux 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit, your Ron Swanson, the man you hold close to your heart as the pinacle of manliness, is infact, your most hated entity: a hipster.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugimd7tWn1qz97cwo1_500.jpg

[–]INeverFinishMySen 32 points33 points ago

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NBC is putting one of my favorite shows, Community, on hia

[–]roostercogburn 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, really? I just watched from episode 1 to the latest over the last week or so. Very disappointed to hear th

[–]fingapapits 10 points11 points ago

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Is this a Candlejack kind of thi

[–]na85 9 points10 points ago

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Candlejack is such a stupid fucking 4chan meme. Downvote for this stu

[–]bearsa113609 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck Candlejack and fuck you. Damn tro

[–]zyzzogeton 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus Christ, can we all just stop saying Candlejack and all grow the f

[–]TheRemix 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man I haven't heard of Candlejack sinc

[–]joshguerette 5 points6 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]Lemmiwinks_The_Great 11 points12 points ago

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All of my money goes on Ron Swanson. After all, he is the very definition of man.

[–]jay456 6 points7 points ago

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Swanson! Definitely Swanson!

[–]drinknderive 1 point2 points ago

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ARE YOU READY TO GO!

[–]chumpette 1 point2 points ago

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I got excited and then I realized that November 20th is on a Sunday...

[–]analgesia 1 point2 points ago

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Take all of my money

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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NBC-gasm

[–]arcticzebra 1 point2 points ago

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There is no way that Jack could beat Ron, though he could destroy all else. Ron is the ultimate alpha male, physically and mentally. His defeats against his ex-wifes cannot be counted in this fight, though, because he has always recovered and Jack has been "whipped" as well.

[–]bodhiii 1 point2 points ago

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It is a shame this will not happen until the year 2021. As that is the next time November 20th is on a Saturday.

[–]SteveJobstookmyliver 1 point2 points ago

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Duke Silver FTW

[–]robmclough 1 point2 points ago

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There wouldn't be a fight between these two. The would look into each other's eyes and instantaneously asses the other's character. Then, with a slight head nod, they would acknowledge the other's undeniable masculinity and proceed immediately to the nearest bar, where they would enjoy the finest bottle of scotch known to man.

Not a single word would be uttered.

And it would be breath-taking.

[–]Draygon_Slayer 1 point2 points ago

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Dear NBC, Please make this into a TV special.

[–]I_am_Ron_Swanson 1 point2 points ago

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You had me at meat tornado.

[–]rqtech 1 point2 points ago

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A kindgom filled with upvotes to the man or woman that can bring me this in high res. That I may display it proudly atop my mantle.

[–]Derpina101 1 point2 points ago

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I'd also be interested in the battle between the females that can take them down:

Colleen Murphy Donaghy vs. The Tammies

Poor Tammies don't stand a chance.

[–]SH4RK4TT4CK 1 point2 points ago

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I see it the other way around.

Colleen to me is just your typical spiteful, guilt tripping elderly Irish Catholic woman. Tammy 2 is crazy but not too harmful, but Tammy 1 is truly evil incarnate.

[–]Derpina101 1 point2 points ago

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I see Colleen as being too old to give a fuck which means she'll do just about anything. You're right though, Tammy 1 is truly evil incarnate. So I guess we'll have to throw them in the arena and see.

[–]neoproton 1 point2 points ago

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Do want!

[–]RonSwansonsMustache 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for all things Swanson!

[–]TyRobot 1 point2 points ago

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can I just say that this thread is amazing. All the best Jack Donaghy and Ron Swanson quotes. Community stumbles in comparison.

[–]bryangosling 1 point2 points ago

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i've always thought these two would be a republican's dream ticket for prez.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 2 points3 points ago

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[–]theandrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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the TV execs have been commissioned.

[–]calonord 0 points1 point ago

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wow this is the bout of the century

[–]steinman17 0 points1 point ago

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Since we're doing Thursday night comedy, can we put in something with Abed?

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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