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[–]jakemyers7 6 points7 points ago

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none of us talk like that but i will admit i do say eh, we're not as bad as texans though

[–]JonInEnglish 2 points3 points ago

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I just don't understand why Americans think we sound like Minnesotans.

[–]DivinePotatoe 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah I have no idea what they're going on aboot

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Fuck.

[–]JonInEnglish 2 points3 points ago

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I know eh? . . . Shit.

[–]CFCFR 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Canadians don't say "aboot"

[–]Beefdump_Cornfinger 0 points1 point ago

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I have been told that I say aboot by more than one Texan.

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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What is it Texans say that offends y'all?

[–]OneDougUnderPar 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure they talk like that in the praries. But that's not the worst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXLmCJG9USw&feature=player_embedded

[–]timmlyy 2 points3 points ago

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i got it after i assumed canadians talk like that lol

[–]Monster_Claire 3 points4 points ago

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we don't say "aboot" but the comic is still funny. I have to say that when Americans say roof like a dog when they mean the top of a building it cracks me up

[–]Beefdump_Cornfinger 0 points1 point ago

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I have been told that I say aboot by more than one Texan.

[–]Monster_Claire 0 points1 point ago

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From where in Canada do you hail?

[–]Beefdump_Cornfinger 0 points1 point ago

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Edmonton

[–]Dockboy 1 point2 points ago

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Problem is, we don't hear a boot. We hear about, just like everyone else in the world.....except Americans. I still don't get why you hear that.

[–]ellison11 1 point2 points ago*

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Don't they have significantly less crime than Florida/NYC/Vegas as a country?

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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oh hell no halifax be rollin in pimps and crack coconut

[–]3GG 1 point2 points ago

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could also be Scottish CSI...

[–]xT0phx 1 point2 points ago

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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[–]rootbreaker 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–]enad58 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm not sure I agree 100% with your police work, there, Lou."

[–]ViscidGobs 0 points1 point ago

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Oot and aboot with a scoot and a hoot!

[–]OverAllGENIUS 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this posted somewhere else?

[–]Zacish 0 points1 point ago

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Scottish CSI more like..

[–]alystair 0 points1 point ago

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I love Bizarro because he hides (sometimes blatently) a series of small graphics within his art that you can find. A list of the symbols he draws is here: http://www.bizarro.com/symbols/index.htm

[–]alystair 0 points1 point ago

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I love Bizarro not only because he has actually remained funny for quite a while, but also that he hides (sometimes blatently) a series of symbols within his art that you can find. The list is here: http://www.bizarro.com/symbols/index.htm

[–]aureliusantoninus 0 points1 point ago

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This explains why we haven't solved these crimes yet.

[–]lolpete 0 points1 point ago

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The big thing about "aboot" is that yes, people with hard Maritime accents do pronounce about differently, but not like that. It's heard as more "Abote".

[–]HalfanAzn 0 points1 point ago

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...No.

[–]MF_Kitten -1 points0 points ago

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Meh. It sounds more like "a boat".

[–]TheBlackHive -1 points0 points ago

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Repost. Still good, though.

[–]myasianwife -1 points0 points ago

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Hahahahaha!! Ah, I love it! Canadians are so evil; it's good to make fun of them now and then.

[–]meanderingmalcontent -5 points-4 points ago

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Cue 30 Canadians without a sense of humor...