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[–]DayMares 70 points71 points ago

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Hank from Breaking Bad as a baby

[–]jcroucher56 15 points16 points ago

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Jesus, Marie. They're Huggies, not diapers.

[–]MirkOutSwirvOut 4 points5 points ago

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I read it as this guy from futurama.

[–]Emience 1 point2 points ago

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I read it as if it were a younger version of him saying it.

[–]onlyforaminute 4 points5 points ago

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Like....a baby version?

[–]howardthetree 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking more like Dom from entourage.

[–]Quizchris -1 points0 points ago

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thought the same thing!

[–]sethizzy 0 points1 point ago

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There should be mention of a handy from Shania Twain then.

[–]price1869 0 points1 point ago

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Tuggy?

[–]sethizzy 0 points1 point ago

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forgive my foul transgression. Let he who illuminated this, receive my upvote.

[–]price1869 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for all!

[–]sethizzy 0 points1 point ago

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All for upvotes!

[–]SmitchNI -1 points0 points ago

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Such Shaniagans.

[–]sonic911 -3 points-2 points ago

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hahahahahaahhahaah

[–]Little_Jonathan 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT?

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[–]xchasmx 0 points1 point ago

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More like Hank from King of the Hill.

[–]t0pgearl4mbo -1 points0 points ago

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Holy fuck you read my mind... slowly logs off reddit

[–]KnowME -1 points0 points ago

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I think this guy is the father... I just wish I had found a picture where he wasn't smiling so damn much.

[–]l30 291 points292 points ago

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[–]sje46 24 points25 points ago*

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Serious question, though. Why did you automatically assume that he saw your previous submission and decided to rehost and repost it instead of--maybe, just maybe--him seeing it on a third party site because it may have become a tiny-bit viral?

Looking at the date of the blog entry he got it from, that's honestly what really happened.

Not everything is stealing. When you submit something to reddit, you're not saying "I created this". I don't understand why this mentality of "everyone's a thieving scumbag" is so strong on reddit.

[–]Bigalwiggles 8 points9 points ago

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This point in which proves the theory - If you found it online, it's already been on reddit.

[–]2001Steel 7 points8 points ago

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Thus was born the Bigalwiggles Axiom.

[–]l30 1 point2 points ago

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Just said that he reposted it, which he did. Repost!

[–]sje46 -2 points-1 points ago

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"You suck and I hate you".

Are you going to apologize for that?

Also, if I made something and posted it on reddit, and someone reposted, I would feel flattered. Not angry.

[–]Goldenrule-er 1 point2 points ago

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A good rule to go by is : "If you didn't make it it is a repost." People value creative original contributions. New must happen somewhere. You can help. -KoN

[–]Bigalwiggles 10 points11 points ago

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You're right. I did the research. Although, it's not the first time it has been a repost since then.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's about the fiftieth by my count

[–]TheBobaDett 4 points5 points ago

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I would like to take this time to tell you, then, that your baby is deflating.

[–]nodnodwinkwink 3 points4 points ago

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Or defecating, or both!

[–]Jakeysuave 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, it's in my bookmarks.

[–]massfiction[S] 6 points7 points ago

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ha sorry my friend, not taking any credit or wanting any karma for it, just trying to share the laughs

[–]l30 8 points9 points ago

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well ok - i guess i could just not hate you then.

[–]sje46 5 points6 points ago

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You are aware that it isn't actually wrong to repost content across different subreddits, right?

[–]price1869 0 points1 point ago

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YOu have been upvoted as the OOP. The OP has now been downvoted. I hate repost theft.

[–]GTCharged 0 points1 point ago

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And to top it off, he made it to front page, and got 600 more upvotes. I feel for you man.

[–]rahl404 -5 points-4 points ago

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You posted to pics, he posted to funny.

[–]yousername 91 points92 points ago

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Only baby meme that's made me laugh.

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[–]yousername 4 points5 points ago

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Dude, totally forgot about that one. Its actually printed and taped on the wall of my office and a topic of many conversations.

[–]dontraisemebro 23 points24 points ago

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if baby godfather doesn't make you laugh - you're inhuman

[–]stanknutz1985 36 points37 points ago

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[–]WC_Dirk_Gently 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like that baby has suffered a stroke.

Go you, laughing at stroke baby.

[–]Betelgeuse90 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, same here. I really don't find all that cutesie stuff funny at all but this had me lol'ing.

[–]randomguy24680 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Tomzo007 12 points13 points ago

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really

[–]randomguy24680 24 points25 points ago

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[–]prose-before-hoes 11 points12 points ago

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Oh there we go.

[–]yousername 1 point2 points ago

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I fucked up, this and the stroke are the only two that make me laugh.

[–]straitodenim 31 points32 points ago

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"So I sez to her, I saez Mable, I saez"

[–]clarkee 6 points7 points ago

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isn't it 'so I says to Mabel I says'

[–]straitodenim 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not really sure, its been 10 years since I've seen that episode, and researching youtube for a Simpsons clip for a reddit comment was a lot more work than I wanted to do.

[–]journeymanSF 2 points3 points ago*

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you are correct. This is my favorite simpsons quote of all time. It's so short and not related to the episode at all, Bart just says it as homer walks in an interrupts.

From one of my favorite episodes too: [3F24] El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer

There appears to be some controversy as to what inspired this line. Many attribute it to The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald but that appears to be false. I just searched the text and didn't find any reference to "mabel" or "I says"

I think it was just a brilliant "old timey" sounding phrase they came up with. Kind of reminds me of something Conan would say when he does his old timey impressions.

[–]LiteHedded 1 point2 points ago

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ya

[–]pp7k 8 points9 points ago

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"I sez, Mable, yah got no tits and a tight box, and she sez teh me, Ernie, get off my back!"

[–]straitodenim 6 points7 points ago

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"and den da fahkin broaad baaaurhns the fahkin dinnah, soz I walk down to baah."

[–]thenuge26 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa, when did this turn from new york to boston?

[–]straitodenim 3 points4 points ago

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You know I don't know, but it was really fun trying to spell that.

[–]scootteddy 0 points1 point ago

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ahhahahhaha this was funny. thanks. i did one of those big inhales after my laugh.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -1 points0 points ago

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Post didn't make me laugh, your comment made me giggle.

[–]genesis88 5 points6 points ago

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Funny thing is that he's definitely taking a shit. I still make that face.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 8 points9 points ago

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That is the ugliest baby ive ever seen.

[–]InterwebCeleb 25 points26 points ago

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How do things that get reposted 3 times a week still make it to the front page of r/funny?

[–]iGutAndEatPeople 32 points33 points ago

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Because they garner more upvotes than other posts, if you're really curious.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 8 points9 points ago

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Ok, I'll be that guy that links to Karmadecay.

[–]mgh245 3 points4 points ago

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Because not everyone seems them the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, etc times. How is the answer to your question not absurdly obvious?

[–]FoghatIsAmazing 0 points1 point ago

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Breaking News - Not all people live on Reddit. A lot of people come on the site only a few times a day!

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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Why do people complain about reposts?

[–]Capn_Danger 0 points1 point ago

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r/funny is a default subreddit with over 1 million subscribers. If you leave the house to get a fucking hamburger who knows what you'll miss.

[–]ManiacMaji -3 points-2 points ago

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I have a better question - who gives a fuck?

[–]tip_ty 3 points4 points ago

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people who are tired of seeing less and less new stuff on reddit

[–]slid3r 6 points7 points ago

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That kid is poopin.

[–]PandemicPlague 27 points28 points ago

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Dat repost....

[–]DiscoDonkey 16 points17 points ago

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Doesn't matter; made me laugh

[–]GooglesYourUsername 25 points26 points ago

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[–]DiscoDonkey 11 points12 points ago

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It is an honour

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah that should be an internet rule: Reposts are irrelevant if they make DiscoDonkey laugh.

[–]DiscoDonkey 3 points4 points ago

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Well then the reposts would get out of control

[–]beesk 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah that should be an internet rule: Reposts are irrelevant if they make DiscoDonkey laugh.

[–]DiscoDonkey 3 points4 points ago

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This one passes

[–]funktasticdog 1 point2 points ago

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I have found my username double.

[–]Stumpjump 3 points4 points ago

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He's totally shitting...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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umm, hrmmm, he kind of looks like a couple people I know that had a stroke in the womb :/

[–]xurvis 1 point2 points ago

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Blue Collar Baby

[–]Just_Scales_Balance 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to come up with an appropriate response from the Godfather-baby and reap massive karma.

[–]timekeepsgoing 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. ;)

[–]remlap 1 point2 points ago

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Baby Winston Churchill?

[–]boomer98 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]spacemanspiff30 3 points4 points ago

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i think that kid just took a massive shit in his diaper

[–]aracauna 2 points3 points ago

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The kid is having a stroke.

[–]NewWorldSamurai 4 points5 points ago

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This was seriously posted less than a week ago...

[–]Neslom 2 points3 points ago

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twice

[–]Sleeks2k 2 points3 points ago

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The last time I laughed at this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[–]UnclaimedUsername 1 point2 points ago

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Baby Dangerfield

[–]alpharaptor1 9 points10 points ago

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Actually, it's Baby Dice Clay.

[–]willymo 1 point2 points ago

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siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]chimchim64 0 points1 point ago

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So good to see Uncle Fester's reincarnation request finally came through!

[–]bobbelista 0 points1 point ago

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Trying to say the phrase with a proper dialect but my swedish idiot tongue makes it awful. Still made me laugh though. Up.

[–]Hydris 0 points1 point ago

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Baby Rodney Dangerfield. No respect.

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, it's hard to really be a tough guy when you're wearing a shirt that says "Mommy & Daddy Luv Me"

[–]sonic911 0 points1 point ago

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repost but i love it

[–]Mightyvvhitey 0 points1 point ago

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amazing. good show!

[–]donjondodi 0 points1 point ago

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Joe Pesci's kid

[–]GoodOlSpence 0 points1 point ago

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This may be a repost. And it may have already gotten to the front page once. But it's too god damn funny not to upvote again.

[–]lolmonger 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, is his name Sully? Does he often tell people to fuhgeddaboutit?

[–]fuzzylettuce 0 points1 point ago

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My god babies are ugly.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Read that in Hank's voice from Breaking Bad. :)

[–]Mr_Pigg 0 points1 point ago

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BEST THING I EVER SAW

[–]kingmema 0 points1 point ago

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Read that In Fred Flintstone's voice....

[–]makeskidskill 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like that baby had a stroke

[–]Stoe 0 points1 point ago

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If you found it on the internet, it has been on Reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cool Repost

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's having a stroke.

[–]Ent- 0 points1 point ago

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I think your baby is having a stroke.

[–]JackofFaggotCocks 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]albule 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like the dude is trolling us, seeing as this is the umpteenth repost. He must have seen this before. Amirite?

[–]Fawkes67 0 points1 point ago

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is it just me or is this the 3903924523 repost of this damn picture ?

[–]Colonel_Pusstache 0 points1 point ago

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Love this and laughed out loud

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I approve this very much so I like.

[–]emohipster -1 points0 points ago

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best meme ever.

[–]tmbcake13 -1 points0 points ago

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Babies get more nip than all of us.

[–]bigplansisay -1 points0 points ago

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I upvote that pic everytime no matter what the caption says.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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Is there a way to filter out baby memes?

Please help.

[–]ShitBabyPiss -1 points0 points ago

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Ba-da-bing to this repost

[–]dog_in_the_vent -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]msterB -1 points0 points ago

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[–]TankorSmash -1 points0 points ago

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That was pretty fucking lame. After about 5 seconds you get what he's trying to do.

[–]zabuma -1 points0 points ago

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This was funnier the first time I saw this on reddit...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thursdaynightdnd -1 points0 points ago

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This baby is shitting.

[–]reaverdude -1 points0 points ago

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haha

[–]EyeH8uxinfiniteplus1 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't care if it is a repost, that cracks me up everytime! Have an upvote.

[–]curlygirl -1 points0 points ago

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That baby makes me think of Uncle Fester from the Addams Family.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking lold. I hope this shit catches on

[–]unused-username -2 points-1 points ago

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for some reason I read that in Danny DeVito's voice....is that the joke?

[–]Foxtrot56 -2 points-1 points ago

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HAHA FUNNY IT IS A BABY DOING GROWN UP FACES HAHA I LOVE THAT TEXT CANT GET ENOUGH. THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE THIS!