99 Problems

GALACTICA-Actual · 9 months

Trust me; chicks dig space.

MikeRowPhone · 9 months

Damn, Hawking, that's a brief history of fine!

Immynimmy · 9 months

Please don't be photoshopped

...

warmtunaswamp · 9 months

True Story: I was waiting in line to get into a Vegas night club, you know the line where the bouncer tells you "just 10 minutes and you can go in to meet up with the women you brought that got right in" only it takes an hour. I spot an out of place man in khakis come out of the club exit, right behind him Stephen Hawking rolls out, with at least 1 chick walking out with him. I say "holy shit, it's Stephen Hawking" the other guy in my group that was standing with me recognizes him as well and we have a "it's totally him" conversation like 14 y/o Bieber fans. Other people around us could tell how giddy we were to see him and started looking at him then back at us and asked "who?" It seems the only ones in that mass of people waiting to get into the club that appreciated what we saw was my friend and I, very sad.

c0ld-- · 9 months

99 problems.. and he solved every one.

fishbulbx · 9 months

I thought he was into black holes.

MightyMorph · 9 months

Seriously how many of you would give him a bj or something just so you can say, "i blew Stephen Hawking".

Lots42 · 9 months

I hope this is not photoshopped because the dude serves that kind of attention

dalectrics · 9 months

Brazzers novelty accounts, calling all Brazzers novelty accounts...

bersh · 9 months

Smart is sexy.

plexluthor · 9 months

Isn't that his daughter?

thelazerbeast · 9 months

The greatest mind of the 21st century is in that body.

I really wish we spent less on the military and more on research.

nokstar · 9 months

YTMND has forever ruined my image of this man, to the point that I laugh every time I see a pic of him.

THE_StephenHawking · 9 months

BETTER THAT THAN WINDOWS 98 PROBLEMS.

Cowardly_Rio · 9 months

Its ok I expect downvotes for this because it's political, BUT

Socialized medicine has been good to this man. In turn he has been good to us.

I love you Steven Hawking. Like a brother loves a brother.

rocketbootkid · 9 months

Can't ogle tits. Neck doesn't work.

orangeco · 9 months

I thought he was stuck in a wheelchair but clearly that's how he rolls.

slackador · 9 months

Relevant

RaveDigger · 9 months

I know I'm a terrible person for thinking this, but I can't be the only one, can I?

http://imgur.com/Nj2vd

agentid36 · 9 months

dr hawking brings all the science chicks to the yard.

bunny1979 · 9 months

Hmmm...I wonder if that's his daughter and her friend? The guys is a billionaire right? Why can't they be poolside with him:)

cruxix · 9 months

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hawking

AdmiralHook · 9 months

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FecklessPhilanderer · 9 months

This man deserves mountains of the finest pussy this planet has to offer.

Jorru · 9 months

poor guy :( he probably cant even get it up

fartlikeaboss · 9 months

It's all smiles until you all realize problem #98 was erectile dysfunction

tamper · 9 months

Weekend at Bernie's IV

*edit: too soon?

TheMrNashville · 9 months

I love how Steven Hawking always has a smile on his face.

domdeath · 9 months

I cycled past him getting out of a taxi last night!

Punkwasher · 9 months

Bitches love science!

Wait...

Avatarous · 9 months

Boom sha-ka-la-ka, Boom sha-ka-la-ka, Boom sha-ka-la-ka, Boom.

spikeboyslim · 9 months

... I know what you did. Karma whore.

commandodude1265 · 9 months

General relativity LIKE A BOSS

DependsOnTheLight · 9 months

Golddiggers.

DJMunich · 9 months

My gf: "Is that Jim Hawking?"

Or0ku_Saki · 9 months

Is it just me, or? http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsF/24001-1435.jpg

Papshmire · 9 months

Gave that bitch a daiquiri, bitches love daiquiris.

Tenacity22 · 9 months

1100011 problems.

snowlion13 · 9 months

isnt that a form of rape, really hes like "gtf away from me! youll get me in trouble!"

thedemonlover · 9 months

That smile says everything he can't.

otter111a · 9 months

I love that the one girl is putting up bunny ears behind his head.

nickateen · 9 months

Look at that smile.

ma5haga · 9 months

Hawking's all about the ladies. I just watched one of his new documentaries about time travel and he said that if he could go back in time he would meet Marilyn Monroe in her prime.

TheKooze · 9 months

Seriously?!?! I totally LOL'd!!

lady_lawless · 9 months

Okay. I'm going to preface this with I'm not a creeper forever alone, however I know that girl on the right. And she would totally take a picture with Stephen Hawking. Are you, by chance, her husband?

koltran · 9 months

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?........ Christopher Walken

kablamoh · 9 months

But a wheel chair isn't one?

Cristal1337 · 9 months

Stephen Hawking is my hero since I was small.

DeathWard · 9 months

awesome :D I hope one of those girls gave him a good time haha

stop___grammar_time · 9 months

Do you think he thinks in the voice he had before he lost the ability to speak, or the computerized voice he's used for so long. I heard that although there are other better artificial voices out there, he sticks with the same one because people associate that voice with him.

vandalcookies · 9 months

haha this just made my day.

Bravo777 · 9 months

That man's a player!

marshwomp · 9 months

and black hole thermodynamics ain't one

greenymile · 9 months

Obligatory Stephen Hawkings jokes:

Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Stephen Hawking masturbating - Now there's a stroke of genius

Stephen Hawking has admitted that, if in great pain, he may consider assisted suicide.

Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.

How does Stephen Hawking ejaculate?

CTRL + V

People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?

See, if we ever make contact with aliens and they ask to speak with the smartest human being and we then show them Stephen Hawking, anyone else reckon they'll think we're taking the piss?

probablysarcastic · 9 months

somebody tilt his head the other way! That just looks crazy uncomfortable.

generalozzman · 9 months

99 problems.....and he knows how to solve every single one of them.

gingerjoyce · 9 months

It's Pimp-Daddy Hawking.

Someone stole his ride but Stevie's all, like, yo dawg dis science shit is dah shizzle. It gets you all dah bee-yoches!

IJustCantStudy · 9 months

IMO humanity should pay for this to happen every day he wants, the badass.

DownvoteAttractor · 9 months

Hawking is apparetly quite the womaniser.

0000013800000 · 9 months

99 problems and a TWITCH ain't one.

cowbacon · 9 months

I've got 99 problems, but bitches ain't one. ... having sex is tho... =(

murfi · 9 months

i got 99 problems

and ALS is one

SgtSmackdaddy · 9 months

I've got 99 problems, and a lack of functional somatic motor neurons is also one of those problems. Fuckin ALS

Czar_Castic · 9 months

I see scientists get all the hot chicks.

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