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[–]Fgame 9 points10 points ago

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Since when does Fox News care about facts?

[–]UndeadMantis 5 points6 points ago

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The Chuck Norris facts were great until you saw this and this.

[–]Backintownagain 2 points3 points ago

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Are these about him being a right wing nut job by chance?

[–]myne 2 points3 points ago

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Is Fox news Stephen Colbert's longest running parody?

He's about the only person I can think of who is brilliant enough to pull off a joke like that for so long and not have been busted.

[–]sdonnervt 0 points1 point ago

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I think out of all the time he's been playing this character, from his early days at The Daily Show, I've seen him out of character once, and I think that was a hidden camera backstage discussing with John Kerry some of the ridiculous questions he was about to ask him in an interview during the 2004 Election campaign.

[–]snoopycool 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]sdonnervt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]snoopycool 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks!

[–]Turning_Test_Fail 8 points9 points ago

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"Chuck Norris Facts" -- Silly Fox News! It's a FACT, therefore it's true. Just like you're "Fair and Balanced".

[–]Capatown 1 point2 points ago

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Shit people, you can prove ANYTHING with facts!

[–]copulat0r 0 points1 point ago

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don't they know better than to question chuck norris? he has a specific set of skills to find and kill you.

[–]madcaesar 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite fact about Chuck Norris is that he's a homophobic asshole dipped in a delicious sauce of Christian crazy.

[–]Lucktar 0 points1 point ago

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Basically this. I can't help but cringe at Chuck Norris jokes when the man is the biggest joke of them all.

[–]joetromboni 5 points6 points ago

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Wait til they hear about chuck testa

[–]BlueScreenD 1 point2 points ago

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Someone please tell me there's some website where you can type whatever you want and they'll put it up on some Fox News-looking image for you, and that this isn't actually real. Cuz if it is real, thanks, just stop the world, I'll get off here.

I mean I know it's Fox News and all, but COME ON.

[–]lemzip 0 points1 point ago

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I keep on thinking to myself Americans are just trolling us into believing there's actually such a shitty news source

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to know too, if only because that would be a pretty awesome site

[–]pocket_ninja 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for Chuck Norris jokes. Can leave satisfied.

[–]phenomenomnom 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever FOX asks a question in its little caption feed thing, the answer is "no."

Watch for it.

[–]reasondoubt 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I feel that Fox has misinterpreted the Nietzsche quote, "All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?".

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see something like this I become more and more convinced that Fox News is just a prolonged and extensive parody of news and one day they'll pull the curtain back and reveal the comic genius whose behind it.

[–]anacanac 0 points1 point ago

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This is the fifth one of these FOX news images in as many days. These images were all collected in an article by the Huffington Post in March. There are more of them. Here you go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/28/the-funniest-fox-news-fails-ever_n_841478.html.

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

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So this is your biggest news network...?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's better to think of Fox News as a very long-running parody.

[–]77_65_65_64 -2 points-1 points ago

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I heard that Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table of the elements. You know why?

[–]NinjaCupcake[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Why!

[–]77_65_65_64 6 points7 points ago

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He only believes in the element of surprise.

[–]travelingsalesman01 -1 points0 points ago

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When Chuck Norris walks into a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norrised.

[–]isiah1979 -5 points-4 points ago

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Do not fucking question Chuck Norris fox news!!!!

[–]bporter84 -3 points-2 points ago

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