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[–]womanisadangercat 571 points572 points ago

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I don't think they have one whole eyebrow between the two of them.

[–]highchaz 586 points587 points ago

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I farted while reading this.

[–]Aylaa95 165 points166 points ago

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This made me laugh harder than it should have.

[–]scienceisneat 48 points49 points ago

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Ditto. I was sitting here trying to make thoughts into words after seeing this, saw that comment and burst out laughing.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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trying to make thoughts into words

Hmf pfchthihi hmmmngh hah lol

hihi pfcchthahahahaha.

[–]scienceisneat 1 point2 points ago

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It went more like, whaaa, bu-uh, the fuck did I just......huh?

[–]a_jax 49 points50 points ago

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Due to the fact that I only have one upvote to give, I am mailing you a puppy.

[–]cynthiadangus 5 points6 points ago

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Your name isn't Stacey Champion, is it?

[–]a_jax 4 points5 points ago

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Don't be silly. I ground ship.

[–]JGPH 11 points12 points ago

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with puppy food
... and hookers.

In fact, forget the puppy food!

[–]sohnemann 5 points6 points ago

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... and the puppy, while we're at it!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Can I have your puppy?

[–]atrich 1 point2 points ago

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Agh, forget the whole thing.

[–]Potchi79 1 point2 points ago

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I know it's crazy, but I believe him.

[–]wlfbck 4 points5 points ago

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aaah, that's why his head looks so ridiculous (besides his mouth-breathing face)

[–]GeorgeRomero 1 point2 points ago

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That's a girl, bro... they're both girls...

[–]Juneauite 11 points12 points ago

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I'm just glad those two young women feel secure enough to come out in the open about their relationship.

[–]NorthboundFox 764 points765 points ago

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[–]sukiiii 149 points150 points ago

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Awesome! you made it less creepy.

[–]senseimohr 96 points97 points ago

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Holy shit! It IS less creepy.

[–]Orthae 17 points18 points ago

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This shit don't stop!

[–]bbbarks[!] 18 points19 points ago

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*dis ftfy

[–]bluelph24 237 points238 points ago

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I'm not really sure why it had to be done, but I sure am happy that it was.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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It was obviously to make you happy.

kodak moment

[–]cjk105 9 points10 points ago

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I was going to say something about 5 head.... but then: this!

[–]StaffSergeant 5 points6 points ago

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That makes him at least look better.

[–]We_Have_To_Go_Back 22 points23 points ago

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Whelp, that's all for me. Goodnight, internet!

[–]fancy_sandwich 30 points31 points ago

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But we're just starting.

[–]theamazingjimz 26 points27 points ago

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Prediction: Few of us are going to like where this ends up, but a lot of us will watch.

[–]ElChicoTemido 4 points5 points ago

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you at it again?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect!!!!

[–]this_guy_over_here 1 point2 points ago

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wow you can see how red his eye's are...

[–]thebluesaracudas 174 points175 points ago

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Whenever I see couples like this, I have a strange urge to build both these people in the Sims and see what their children look like.

[–]holysideburns 67 points68 points ago

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My brother and I once spent a whole evening making sims with extremely ugly faces and generating children from them. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[–]senseimohr 30 points31 points ago

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Whenever I see couples like this I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU

[–]IamtheHarpy 44 points45 points ago

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I insist you do this. FOR SCIENCE.

[–]Jkartz 10 points11 points ago

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I would just tell them to get into the pool, then delete the ladder.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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purifying the gene pool.

[–]theflu 1 point2 points ago

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You'd have to build em in Spore.

[–]staticwaves 35 points36 points ago

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That's it! I know what my wedding invites will look like!

[–]unpredictableSOUP 272 points273 points ago

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That guy has a five head.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 414 points415 points ago

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das m0ar den 4head!!11

[–]Drawtaru 195 points196 points ago

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I cri'd.

[–]helloEd 124 points125 points ago

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I ded. NO ly

[–]girlscantfight 38 points39 points ago

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da green man?

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 27 points28 points ago

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on da sinne?

[–]rhombus2210 8 points9 points ago

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boutta qo c waszqud

[–]KingPrimate 2 points3 points ago

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dey don do dat dutty doo doo no mo

[–]Kijad 18 points19 points ago

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Potartz.

[–]DrPhineasPhage 50 points51 points ago

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evertim!

[–]atafies 24 points25 points ago

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evrytym

Wasn't unreadable enough.

[–]Advertisements 32 points33 points ago

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wusn nrdabel nuf

[–]rshortman 7 points8 points ago

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Y u git al smarte on me n shitt?

[–]mdrabz 16 points17 points ago

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he akkin a lik a dikshary or ensikopia

[–]screaming4metal 1 point2 points ago

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wrrrrrrblllll wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrbllllllllll

[–]Custodian_of_Oa 36 points37 points ago

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upvote if dis made u cry! :)

[–]ProbablyInteresting 269 points270 points ago

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gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.) she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. she got hit bi a CAR. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will lub u FIVE-ever......"(dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....) thums up if this made u cry

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 94 points95 points ago

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i cry evertim

[–]OfficialPdubs 10 points11 points ago

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don't you mean "erry"?

[–]link343 18 points19 points ago

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Every time I see this repost, it always reminds me of My Immortal

[–]quantumandy 8 points9 points ago

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My god, that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Fangs for that!

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

[–]ClearlyClaire 1 point2 points ago

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[–]your_penis 2 points3 points ago

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This is gold. I read the TvTropes description and got to "clothing descriptions worthy of American Psycho" and didn't get it at first. Then I read the first two chapters and can't stop laughing at how accurate that is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, we may finally have a contender for The Eye of Argon.

[–]ec534 1 point2 points ago

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oh god, why....

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 28 points29 points ago

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Intentionally (I hope) spells every simple word wrong;

Spells 'corpse' perfectly.

Fuck.

[–]AnonymousNick 8 points9 points ago

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Corpseses be srs stuff br0, u don be messin wit grammar den!

[–]FakeGrapes 7 points8 points ago

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Took me a while to figure out what a green man on the sign had to do with anything, then I realized this is a cautionary tale about looking both ways before crossing the street and always waiting for the crossing signal.

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

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Man, I didn't know you speak jive.

[–]criticalhit 9 points10 points ago

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we go from JP morgan, rockefeller and carnegie to THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]infmz 62 points63 points ago

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I find it quite tasteful. I sincerely hope that shit continues eternally.

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[–]dertydan 47 points48 points ago

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5 eva

[–]isiah1979 225 points226 points ago

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That is one ugly dude......I should know, cause I'm ugly

[–]bartpieters 22 points23 points ago*

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I think she is beating him into submission....his head does appear to have suspiciously swollen parts.... (edit for typo)

[–]isiah1979 27 points28 points ago

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HER: You gonna love me nucca! Him:Okay

[–]Sizzleby 2 points3 points ago

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Each one of those swollen parts can be attributed to numerous non-related doors.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I thought it was lesbians.

[–]8Cowboy 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like a burn victim. I assumed he was...

[–]Rastafaerie 1 point2 points ago

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They're both women.

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[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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Aliens: "shit, dey at it again."

[–]skeetskat 44 points45 points ago

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Working at a photo lab in a sketchy part of town, I see this sort of thing almost daily. Never gets old, however.

[–]tmterrill 14 points15 points ago

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Karma>Job?

[–]skeetskat 15 points16 points ago

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I've considered vectorizing a couple and turning them into some sort of fucked up rage faces, but for some reason I feel bad violating the customer's privacy. It's almost like I'm turning into an adult or something. Feels bad, man.

[–]iceage 15 points16 points ago

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We NEED to see samples

[–]dertydan 12 points13 points ago

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Fo Syense!!

[–]pingOfdeath 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, they still have photo labs? I am as impressed by that as this dude's ugly mug.

[–]speedonthis 1 point2 points ago

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There's more than one of them?!!

[–]skeetskat 2 points3 points ago

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On Tuesday, this scrawny kid who could not have been more than 17 came in with a morbidly obese middle aged black woman to get pictures developed that weren't too dissimilar to this. Well, except that the caption was "Mr n Mz Precious" and she was in see through lingerie. She paid with sweaty dollar bills from her bra.

Tuesday was not a good day.

[–]speedonthis 2 points3 points ago

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[–]renegade_9 80 points81 points ago

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks the guy looks like a Klingon.

[–]syuk 65 points66 points ago

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[–]geusebio 29 points30 points ago

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honestly, this is less worrying than the original.

[–]stashdot 7 points8 points ago

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You do realize how your comment has come full circle, because lot of people thought that the Klingons represent black people in the star trek universe.

[–]Microwave_Pete 8 points9 points ago

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You are not the only one who thinks the guy looks like a Klingon. There ya go!

[–]redmeanshelp 1 point2 points ago

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Oompa loompa.

[–]duende667 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iambill09 155 points156 points ago

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This is the couple this story talks about:

http://i.imgur.com/Ocrck.jpg

[–]Navmanz 56 points57 points ago

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Thumbs up if u cry everytime

[–]DarthShrine 42 points43 points ago

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evertim

FTFY

[–]GhostoftheDay 17 points18 points ago

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"terminally going to die"

Almost pissed myself from that one.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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don't joke around man. Terminal death is serious. I nearly lost an uncle to it... thankfully he caught his flight and everything was fine though.

[–]spriteburn 4 points5 points ago

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this needs a dramatic reading.

[–]Randamba 25 points26 points ago

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I had no idea Klingon men liked big ugly chicks.

[–]windmite 45 points46 points ago

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A true hunter always seeks the biggest game.

[–]remaker12 13 points14 points ago

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Oh God it hurts to be literate sometimes.

[–]Revxx 14 points15 points ago

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[–]bill-merrly 33 points34 points ago

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All I see is this guy.

[–]akuma_619 12 points13 points ago

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I see the black version of this guy

[–]jthompson68 23 points24 points ago

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Conan O'Brien?

[–]SelfHelpForBastards 7 points8 points ago

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Shaun White?

[–]Corporate_Suit 3 points4 points ago

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He'll always be the asshole biker guy from Weird Science to me.

[–]spacedicksmakestears 15 points16 points ago

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Chaka, is that you?

[–]aceoftrachs 15 points16 points ago

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This is one of Norman Rockwell's greatest works.

[–]Rams3535 6 points7 points ago

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"all I wanted was noody pics, didn't expect this shit" -Jerry Sandusky.

[–]joeboi85 23 points24 points ago

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Someone please do a faceswap!!

[–]a_jax 12 points13 points ago

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I wondered what had happened to tutankhamun's skull.

[–]adunston 5 points6 points ago

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As your average upper middle class white dude living in the south, I am quite familiar with the concept of "white trash", but I have to wonder: is there such a thing as "black trash", and if so does the rest of the black populace know about it?

[–]Bigmada 11 points12 points ago

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Dude needs to shave his head, that hair line is retreating.

[–]raydeen 17 points18 points ago

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It's running as fast as it can to get away from the ugly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah if his hair was fighting a battle with his forehead the hair lost.

[–]sh4ft 1 point2 points ago

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faster than the french

[–]Berty_Strange 16 points17 points ago

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Jesus Christ, the guy looks ugly enough to be a character from Fallout 3

[–]griffith12 5 points6 points ago

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in the sit down pose he looks like what the crypt keeper probably looked like before death.

*"Tales From the Crypt" for you youngins.

[–]kstadanko 4 points5 points ago

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A modern day American Gothic.

[–]Patienceisavirtue1 4 points5 points ago

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Come on now, even ugly people need to hook up. If they didn't, half of Reddit wouldn't be alive today...

[–]Potchi79 5 points6 points ago

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I now pronounce you homie and ho. May dat shit neva stop!

[–]Glipsz 13 points14 points ago

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Is his head oval-shaped or does he just wear his hat really high up...?

[–]KarmaElite 51 points52 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Fornicated 8 points9 points ago

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Wonder if they're still together...

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[–]ghostbackwards 15 points16 points ago

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But, are they still "at it"?

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]Articuno 14 points15 points ago

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If that's the case, you totally have to keep posting more of the both of them. We'll have an entire saga of them "at it again."

[–]JeanRalpheo 9 points10 points ago

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dude omg plz poast

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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SCIENCE DEMANDS IT.

[–]rlift 40 points41 points ago

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the hell is wrong with his face? Did he fall off the bike while being chased?

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[–]Simnol 20 points21 points ago*

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By the way Brits, this also explains why CHAVs look like they do.

Edit: You're right about the apostrophe, but I'll forgive the reddiquette slip.

And the below are right, it's a backronym because it's fallen into common usage, for example I was always taught "Council house and Violent."

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 21 points22 points ago

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It's not an acronym. Even if it were, it wouldn't require an apostrophe.

[–]dertydan 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, what a chav.

[–]haiku_robot 24 points25 points ago

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the hell is wrong with 
his face? Did he fall off the 
bike while being chased?

[–]theamazingkort 13 points14 points ago

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Crack.

[–]Psypriest 5 points6 points ago

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I know I am asking for too much here but who are these people and how did you get this pic?

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[–]shamoni 4 points5 points ago

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The girl is well cute.

[–]pragmatao 2 points3 points ago

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I hate when I want to punch someone in the face and I don't even know them.

[–]bigsaucybob 3 points4 points ago

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Honestly, nothing makes me happier than seeing a picture like this.

Nothing at all.

[–]EClarkee 3 points4 points ago

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Ugly as sin, but the dude probably gets more action than half of Reddit will ever get.

[–]Dahaole 11 points12 points ago

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It's nice to see Herman Munster in love.

[–]tetzy 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, mock them all you will; I have it on good authority dat shit don't stop.

[–]DeepRoot 8 points9 points ago

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Brings the term "Bumpin' uglies" into a whole, new light, huh?

[–]AwHellNaw 1 point2 points ago

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IMO the chick is decent. Matter fact I'd hit dat hard. However, I'm uglier than her dude so I guess she'd notice.

[–]bleunt 2 points3 points ago

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They need to release a sex tape.

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

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They already did its called The Hills Have Eyes.

[–]ZombieOrchestra 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like a bad rap album cover from the 90s...

[–]TheScrantonStrangler 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, young lesbians

[–]duglock 2 points3 points ago

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That guy looks like a caveman.

[–]andbruno 2 points3 points ago

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That's not even a fivehead. That's at least a six... six-point-five.

[–]djloreddit 2 points3 points ago

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he must have a great personality

[–]ssnseawolf[!] 96 points97 points ago

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Cool, let's make fun of people that are just trying to be happy.

[–]noyurawk 121 points122 points ago

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I for one am happy for them. But if you're going to do romantic photos with "Dis shit don't stop" and "We at it again", you can legitimately expect to be made fun of.

[–]sixthusernametry 47 points48 points ago

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I read "We at it again," with a sigh from his perspective.

[–]u8eR 207 points208 points ago

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Hitler was just trying to be happy, too.

[–]enken90 127 points128 points ago

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these two people are literally hitler

[–]CitizenSnips199 6 points7 points ago

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TIL

[–]fucking_leverpostej 4 points5 points ago

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[–]xyroclast 20 points21 points ago

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If he's so happy, why isn't he smiling?

[–]ObsceneBirdOfNight 17 points18 points ago

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Black people don't smile in photographs.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Black man confirming this claim. We don't much smile at all. :|

[–]AnalogRevolution 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I really wish there was a separate subreddit so these posts to let the nerdy, middleclass white kids act condescending and make fun of people wouldn't end up on the frontpage and represent reddit.

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[–]imfuckingawesome 5 points6 points ago

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thank youuuuuu for that.

[–]redmeanshelp 4 points5 points ago

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It's the abuse of the language that bothers me most. And the crazy layout.

[–]heliotrop 3 points4 points ago

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I lost it when I realized they asked for "Kodak Moment" to be printed in.

[–]duende667 4 points5 points ago

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[–]SaltFrog 4 points5 points ago

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Dude looks like an unwrapped mummy. :/

[–]r_e_d_d_i_t 9 points10 points ago

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Dude looks like a cross between Lil Wayne and Antoine Dodson.

[–]ikillbambis 8 points9 points ago

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Hide yo kids, hide yo overbite?

[–]ShakespearInTheAlley 5 points6 points ago

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[–]WorthierCaptor 7 points8 points ago

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Dis shit don't stop

We at it again

new meme

[–]sfurules 13 points14 points ago

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That dude has to be one of the stupidest looking people people I have ever seen.

And I don't mean dressed stupid or something...I mean that I am certain that he needs picture instructions to remind him how to piss in the morning.

[–]war0 7 points8 points ago

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I feel so bad for their offspring.

[–]lost_ground 11 points12 points ago

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I read this as "I feel so bad for the offspring" and thought that they haven't released anything since at least 2008 and now I feel so bad for the offspring

[–]italianstal1ion 4 points5 points ago

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Is this real?

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[–]kainolophobia 1 point2 points ago

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Move along folks, just a terrible tattoo removal job; someone needs to use photoshop more often.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.jazzhouse.org/library/?read=mandel12

Holy shit!!! That's a young old Miles Davis. Look at the fucking link, tell me that's not Miles?!

[–]bigbabich 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you had to be English Royalty or deep south redneck to have a fucked inbred disease like that. Huh...something new every day.

[–]femzzzzzap 1 point2 points ago

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This guy might be ugly but at least he's gettin some?

[–]NyarTheGolden 1 point2 points ago

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Piccolo?

[–]djstephaniebell 1 point2 points ago

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wait is this blingee.com? i thought i was on reddit

[–]IncrediblyDrunkUpvot 1 point2 points ago

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Could use some more sparklies...

[–]sltkr 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny because they aren't conventionally attractive.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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i disagree. i find it funny because of the gangsta' like text and the general composition

i can almost picture a background tune

  • the chick is quite cute

[–]imfuckingawesome 1 point2 points ago

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i like you

[–]a_jax 13 points14 points ago

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UPVOTES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!! Except for those of you defending this photo, in which case, may I suggest you click the link again for a second look. If you still feel the need to defend these two, roll up a newspaper and bop yourself on the nose, while speaking in a loud and firm tone, "NO!"

[–]lindries 1 point2 points ago

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At what again?

[–]taekwondont 3 points4 points ago

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It's so cold in the D