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[–]Comadrin 26 points27 points ago

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What's the story behind this?

[–]Mr_Bonsai 113 points114 points ago

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Source - Essentially thats Karl Stefanovic, he made a rather lame pun that he found hilarious - he is known for being quite a character and even turned up to work drunk after an awards show

Other moments of his - drunk and long stabby thing

[–]Pharmboy_Andy 41 points42 points ago

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I am literally crying over that long stabby thing section. Funniest thing I have seen on the net in months I would say.

[–]hboo 18 points19 points ago

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If you think thats funny, check out the time they played with the Wii

[–]hboo 8 points9 points ago

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Karl is also famous/infamous for telling this lame joke to the Dalai Lama: "A guy walks into a pizza shop and asks: 'Can you make me one with everything'"? Needless to say that it got lost in translation, and fell flat.

[–]retinarow 0 points1 point ago

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Totally worth it.

[–]cats_are_people_too 3 points4 points ago

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here it comes!

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

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You just made me look them up! Here's my contribution

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[–]PinguPingu 10 points11 points ago

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It's called deadpan humour.

[–]oldjoe 5 points6 points ago

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She's in on their jokes. The team is pretty good about its wits.

[–]Crabalicious 5 points6 points ago

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She knew.

[–]djriley 2 points3 points ago

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I think she just tries to keep the show a little more professional.

[–]Dragoryu3000 -1 points0 points ago

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She didn't tell them to stop joking, so...I don't see where you're getting that?

[–]Voltas 25 points26 points ago

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Australians are so cute! I just want to take them all home and nurture them

[–]KINGCUNTFUCKER 18 points19 points ago

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As an Australian, I suggest that you do this. We are great with animals and come with a good amount of beer.

[–]FuckingMemeAccount 25 points26 points ago

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I think this guy might just want to fuck your cunt. Watch out.

[–]GenericDuck 0 points1 point ago

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That or our spiders have evolved...they are now asking to be adopted!

[–]hick 4 points5 points ago

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We fart in bed. Tonnes. And we'll hold you under the sheets.

[–]michaelzelen 4 points5 points ago

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it keeps us warm during the winter

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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all 30 seconds of it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And that's metric tonnes so you know it's a lot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is a 'dutch oven' I'm told.

[–]enaud 14 points15 points ago

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Man, I hate those breakfast news shows - sunrise and today - but the long stabby thing clip is pure gold

[–]Mr_Bonsai -3 points-2 points ago

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Hmm yes this meatloaf is shallow and pedantic. but Karl is quite a weird character

[–]Pharmboy_Andy 1 point2 points ago

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This one is just as good, however not really by Karl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCGMo-fI_E&feature=related

[–]krackpot 0 points1 point ago

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who doesnt love a good peno in buggery?

[–]cigarettesteve 4 points5 points ago

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Karl Stefanovic is a legend.

[–]tinhat 0 points1 point ago

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In your underpants. Seriously?

[–]MathGrunt 0 points1 point ago

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I wish local news here in the U.S. had that kind of coverage. I might actually watch the news if that was what I was watching. Makes me want to move to Australia...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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local news

this is a national program here

although many US states have a population bigger than 'here' i guess...

[–]ssshield 0 points1 point ago

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Did she really say "When I was single I kept an Olympic torch under my bed?"

That's awesome. I wonder how many blokes carried that for her?

[–]oakium9 0 points1 point ago

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thats testament to the power of delivery. . horrible pun, great delivery

[–]FoolsRun 0 points1 point ago

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So he's basically Sandy Rivers.

[–]Philica -1 points0 points ago

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Different morning show, equally funny however

[–]FreeThinker76[S] 8 points9 points ago

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A very happy anchor man....¯(°_o)/¯

[–]Troll_o_lolz 12 points13 points ago

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I didnt even have to use my AK?

[–]diabolical-sun 3 points4 points ago

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i need more details on this. We're you just waking up in the morning, having to thank God?

[–]Troll_o_lolz 3 points4 points ago

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I dont know but today seems kind of odd

[–]diabolical-sun 2 points3 points ago

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No barking from the dog? No smog?

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 2 points3 points ago

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and mom didnt even cook bacon

[–]mckelroy88 1 point2 points ago

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good thing I got a call from a girl I wanted to dig out

[–]travelingsalesman01 0 points1 point ago

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Morning wood?

[–]corwin01 1 point2 points ago

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at least I didn't get my heart broken anyway, wasting time in east new jersey.

[–]hboo 6 points7 points ago

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I put this in the comments, but check out the time they played Wii. You will cry laughing.

[–]stfm 5 points6 points ago

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He was probably drunk again

[–]BandWagon_Dude 5 points6 points ago

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[–]douchymcface 2 points3 points ago

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This is like my favorite morning show ever.

[–]mikeeyboy22 4 points5 points ago

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girl's face is the best part.

[–]Mr_Winston_Wolf 2 points3 points ago

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She's hot.

[–]mak3vali 5 points6 points ago

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Australian Today show is just the best thing. i watch it every morning before school and often find myself laughing most of the time.

[–]Rmrichards1385 2 points3 points ago

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watching his clips in these comments makes me want to watch the news. Does this come on in the states?!?

[–]mememellie 2 points3 points ago

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I <3 the Today team, and Karl Stefanovic.

Sunrise is just, ughhhh. David Koche is the biggest douche on tv currently, I think.

[–]pantlessninja 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord I love Karl Stefanovic.

He's on my list.

[–]DrHankPym 1 point2 points ago

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This just makes me smile. :-)

[–]ghettolicious 1 point2 points ago

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LOL he's adorable.

[–]ozone24 1 point2 points ago

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cocaine.

[–]stairmaster24 0 points1 point ago

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Not just a good day, a damn good day.

[–]xbsorx 0 points1 point ago

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As I watched this, my brain played a drum beat. It fit perfectly.

[–]3dem 0 points1 point ago

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just imitate this, and you can't help but say YEAH, FUCK YEA!

[–]yaysquee 0 points1 point ago

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... Since when did Karl Stefanovic become so popular on the interwebz?

[–]MatchesBowie[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Karl Stefanovic didn't even have to fire his AK

[–]noomhgjkl 0 points1 point ago

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I've watched this a couple times now...and I can't help wondering, did he almost get caught drinking a brew?

[–]frankstallonefan4eva 0 points1 point ago

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I WAKE UP WITH TODAY

[–]feisty_ranga 0 points1 point ago

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Cash cow giveaway!!!! Its amazing how the always manage to find the people with the worst stories who randomly with that!

[–]HappyGoUnlucky 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the woman ? she has the best smile!!

[–]AskYouEverything 0 points1 point ago

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170O0!!! :D

[–]Silverswimmer 0 points1 point ago

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I love this Australian news show. My favorite is the one with the shark

[–]patt1s 0 points1 point ago

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I would actually watch the news if we had anyone as entertaining as this man.

[–]burritosAreLife -1 points0 points ago

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I'm starting to hate this gif.

[–]a_stray_bullet -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]aoeui-dhtns -3 points-2 points ago

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The weather overlay indicates that's Australia, so he's actually really upset about something.

[–]crinos666 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention the clearly Australian accents...

[–]hick 2 points3 points ago

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Shit they're that obvious? Even through a .gif?

Bugger.

[–]Dr_Mantis_TobogganMD -2 points-1 points ago

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No one I know died in South Central LA.