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[–]OmniaII 10 points11 points ago

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[–]smellycatjazz 1 point2 points ago

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repost are like a penis on Chatroulette. Funny the first time, but after that fuck that noise

[–]LuXiius -1 points0 points ago

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[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

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If you look at the listing yours doesn't even show. Which shows that this image has been posted more than just the 50 times Karmadecay found...

[–]Jorru 2 points3 points ago

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my penis is like a penis, mainly because it is a penis...you see what im trying to get at here is this: check out my penis

[–]collin_ph 3 points4 points ago

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Religion is like a penis. Mine is big and you don't have one :-p

[–]rednecktash -2 points-1 points ago

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At east I got a penis you pussy.

[–]JaiRizm0it 0 points1 point ago

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[–]likeasir 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ 8====D

[–]ClassySalmon -1 points0 points ago

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It's Christians who are overbearing who give other, normal Christians a bad name because they tell you if you have sex then you're going to hell.

[–]teejaydub 0 points1 point ago

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Or wearing clothes made from mixed fibers, or not having a beard, or having sex with women who are not virgins, etc.

[–]ClassySalmon 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. the turn or burn people are frequently on my college campus and the signs they carry are extremely ridiculous.

[–]PimpyMcFinnigan -1 points0 points ago

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Religion is like a penis; if you dont have one then goddamn i feel bad for ya

[–]iamredditgirl -1 points0 points ago

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Religion is like a penis, it's way better to have a Vagina

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bgovern -1 points0 points ago

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Funny thing is, I have seen exactly zero posts made by religious people trying to convert me to their religion on Reddit. Nary a day goes by where I don't see a post on /r/pics or /funny by an atheist trying to convert me to his religion.

[–]teejaydub -1 points0 points ago

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Atheism isn't a religion.

[–]velvetvlad -2 points-1 points ago

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I think /atheism needs to be added to this group.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou -1 points0 points ago

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What about your wife's throat?