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[–]mltt4b 15 points16 points ago

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Rape: come for quesadillas, stay for the fun

[–]Dstanding 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously, I feel bad for Elsa.

[–]emckeon91 2 points3 points ago

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That's my dog's name...I'll keep a close eye on her.

[–]marxychick1 3 points4 points ago

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We have (or had, they recently closed) an El Zarape here. Their url is elzarapesalsa.com. Mmm... rape salsa.

[–]Waphlez 4 points5 points ago

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I know where I'm taking my date.

[–]m1k3d05 1 point2 points ago

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This in green bay?

[–]ButtsendWeaners[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, yeah, near Best Buy. I've heard good things, despite the whole rape business.

[–]ErroneousEric 0 points1 point ago

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"The Chimichangas are good if you don't mind a swift dick up that ass."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Just to be sure, at the intersection of East Mason and Main? Just down the street from the East Town Mall?

Edit: Just read above that it's by Best Buy. I usually go to the one on the East side of town. Their chips...Just...I can never get enough. I'll order a chimichanga, but by the time it gets there I'm so full from eating fresh chips and salsa.

[–]ButtsendWeaners[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I've still never actually been inside, but I'm coming home (Green Bay) for Thanksgiving, so it's very likely I'll finally eat there over the weekend. You never really realize how fantastic Green Bay's Mexican options are until you're elsewhere in Wisconsin.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Here's what you do. First look up as soon as you enter the door. You will see a nasty glass of water on a shelf. It's there to catch bad spirits. Which I thought was a cool custom. However it's still a nasty glass of water. Okay. move past that.

Just get the lunch/dinner specials. It's usually cheaper and you get so much food. Plus if you eat your body weight in chips and salsa you don't need a huge main course. My personal favorite is the chimichangas with the shredded beef. Mmm...Then they serve it with all this rice, guacamole, sour cream, shredded cheese, and beans, which mixed together make for an AMAZING dip for all of your gluttonous chips.

If you haven't been able to tell yet, I frickin love their chips.

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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No Me Gusta :-(

[–]TheMerchandise 1 point2 points ago

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sometimes rape jokes are funny

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chad77 0 points1 point ago

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ButtsendWeaners favorite place to eat.

[–]unexcitinguser 0 points1 point ago

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I really like the A

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just a dog... I only know words like "ball" and "woof"...

AND RAPE!

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

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Ball...and good...and.....uhhhh.....uhmmmm.....EPA?

[–]myander 0 points1 point ago

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seems legit

[–]bazhip 0 points1 point ago

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...murder robbery and rape.

[–]The_Class 0 points1 point ago

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You sure it has nothing to do with the way spicy food feels coming out the other end?

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

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See, I only know words like 'ball' and 'good'.

[–]UpvoteMessenger 0 points1 point ago

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I ended up reading it as, "Es La Rape"

[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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By rape they mean the diarrhea you will get after eating there, because when your done your asshole with feel like it belonged to a 4'5" skinny white guy in prison.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fits the context perfectly.

[–]eelmaiden 0 points1 point ago

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I keep waiting for the G to burn out on the BLACK ANGUS sign.

[–]arfcom 0 points1 point ago

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Rape is what happens to your mouth when you try to find good Mexican food in Wisconsin. Story checks out.

[–]devophill 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant that spells "serape" wrong.

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

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A family place, to be sure.

[–]mgpcv1 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one who thought this would say Cunt Market. Right?

[–]pinkbunnyatemeonce 0 points1 point ago

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That ain't right

[–]flynnzo 0 points1 point ago

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elsarape.com

The one URL that could really use a dash.

[–]scottcmu 0 points1 point ago

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Elsa rape! Hulk smash!

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[–]DoctorMiracles 2 points3 points ago

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You're eating your tacos wrong.

[–]yupitsani -2 points-1 points ago

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These are getting so fucking old

[–]robmidd259 -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA