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[–]cdgroth 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Johnny_Dangerously 17 points18 points ago

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Cock pussy bitch ass?

[–]politicsandothershit 0 points1 point ago

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  • * doggy style *

[–]corncrazy 5 points6 points ago

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NOPE!

[–]jollyfreek 2 points3 points ago

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Chuck Testa

[–]TheSebadoh 1 point2 points ago

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shit my mom used to read this to my brother and I before bed. major flashback

[–]dugie13 2 points3 points ago

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can i ask what it was that she read cause idgi...?

[–]DrMunchies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cruxix 1 point2 points ago

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Turducken 2.0?

[–]The_Gryfter 1 point2 points ago*

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#occupycountryroads

[–]daigz 0 points1 point ago

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Occupy dat ass

[–]dement_mouche 0 points1 point ago

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There must be a farm nearby...

[–]CombedHair 0 points1 point ago

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That is cheating. You can only take one animal at a time or the bridge will give in.

[–]wasdy1 0 points1 point ago

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Isnt that from BASEketball, where they taped over the world series game with some roadkill home video?

[–]celfers 0 points1 point ago

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That's photoshopped, right?

[–]DasGrosse 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder whats the score multiplier for hitting that?

[–]duracellchris 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really surprised this is known outside of Germany. Do you guys know "Struwwelpeter"?

[–]Funk_Munki -1 points0 points ago

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Chuck Testa was there.