Wouldn't you be freaked off if some guy or girl, who just hopped off the back of a cart, started changing races, genders and facial reconstruction right before your eyes?

HMPoweredMan · 10 months

No wonder they sent you to the chopping block. ABOMINATION

Algee · 10 months

You actually play as a shapeshifter in every Bethesda game, they just never tell you.

TheHalfBloodCrip · 10 months

I said this to my roommate yesterday. He responded with "No you're already the race you pick they just don't know what it is yet" I wutted all over myself.

patislow · 10 months

It's racist to call Argonians lizards.

Sariel007 · 10 months

Why does the female Dark Elf have a goatee?

fettor · 10 months

Lizard..

whitemamba83 · 10 months

This is literally the only thing I thought after creating my character. Considering it took me about an hour or so, I thought "Wow, that must have been really awkward for everyone just standing there waiting for my response as I changed race and facial structure multiple times."

dzmanspiff · 10 months

"freaked off"?...is this common somewhere?

shakashaka · 10 months

I love when the punchline is the name of the post, really adds to the pacing of the joke.

bioharzard · 10 months

Valar morghulis.

Purple401k · 10 months

No. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPG_OBgTWg

fireball20xl · 10 months

Thank you for completely explaining the punchline in the title of the submission.

Eudaimonics · 10 months

From a theory point of view. There are two types of time. Narrative time that takes place in the game itself, and an outside time that takes place in the world around you. Therefore you were always this race, based upon the narrative time. You are a shape-shifter for a brief moment in the pause of narrative time and is just an extension of what I will call play-time.

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tomstockmail · 10 months

Original

I wish /r/gaming would stop allowing links to the direct image from a comic creators website or rehosting like /r/funny did.

jr_cigar · 10 months

You mean like this guy? http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/jackson_468x344.jpg

[deleted] · 10 months

Video game logic isn't compatible with real life logic, as pointed out by every videogame webcomic ever.

ThePolarCat · 10 months

-.- I just assumed you were what you picked before you picked it, and they were just making sure you remembered what you looked like. The only information you actually gave them was your name.

It worked in my head.

Tango_Mike_Foxtrot · 10 months

I really thought this was going to have something to do with Jaqen H'ghar...nope skyrim...

Olukon · 10 months

After playing the game for so long, all I can think is, "If one more personal calls me a fucking lizard..."

The_Laughing_M4n · 10 months

What freaks me out is the big breasted dark elf chick with a beard oO

Carsizzle · 10 months

Because Tamriel.

DrAnachronist · 10 months

Pssh, the Skyrim protagonist is just regenerating is all.

argon1028 · 10 months

How the hell is Psyguy still relevant? Got tired of sprite comics, much?

spacey021 · 10 months

I'd be a little more concerned by the dragon. Because it's a motherfucking dragon.

projekt84 · 10 months

why does every elder scrolls game start with you being a prisoner?

wicket146 · 10 months

Is the Nostalgia Critic one of the guards?

ouroborosity · 10 months

Khajiit has no words for you.

theground2 · 10 months

what does 'freaked off' mean? I've never heard anyone say that in my life

raptorshadow · 10 months

Fireball20xl? As in psyguy? Holy shit flashbacks to my early teens. Lol the Fallout Shelter, if anyone is aware of that scary excuse for an ex-community.

Jushooter · 10 months

SOURCE: http://gg-guys.com/?id=133

Britkraut · 10 months

'This is freaking me out.. why is she smiling like that..? She's off to a public execution for goodness sak-- Oh no, there we go.'

Noooo not the Moe eyes, anything but that ;_;

aworthyrepost · 10 months

I...I..I think I have the weirdest boner right now. It was a hot dark elf chick a second ago now it's a freaking argonian. What's next a redguar-Oh God.

The-Good-Doctor · 10 months

Wow, I honestly didn't know that you were still making comics. Not even sprite comics either! Pretty cool.

CorAutMors · 10 months

probably why she said just kill the motherfucker

z0mbiassassin · 10 months

I think Imperial has been confused with Nord...

Trenchleaf · 10 months

Lizard?

Trenchleaf · 10 months

Lizard?

Calad · 10 months

I like how the female darkelf has a goatee

Tarqon · 10 months

Wow you people have a lot of difficulty with abstractions.

mindbleach · 10 months

We broke it. Mirror?

futureclad · 10 months

Screw beheading... Burn the witch! Oh hey dragon, you came just in time!

Workaphobia · 10 months

This actually seems like a very nice way of framing a character selection scene.

kitkatkate13 · 10 months

Probably one of the best games ever.

ch33s3 · 10 months

Freaked out? Turned on is more like it.

[deleted] · 10 months

heheh i was just playing this two days ago and had the exact same thought :)

[deleted] · 10 months

Strangest Boner

benihana · 10 months

Oh my god! A webcomic making a joke about how things in games wouldn't fly in real life. That is just hilarious, and fresh. Much respect to these guys for doing something original on the internet.

callipygian1 · 10 months

it would depend on which direction they were going. if abe vigoda morphed into scarlett johannsen, that would be a-ok. the other way, nuh-uh.

The_Lizard · 10 months

Clearly a Faceless Man.

magicpostit · 10 months

Got high and had this exact conversation with roommates last saturday while watching them play.

Semajal · 10 months

each time you select something new the universe is reshaped around your choice. As such it means they have ALWAYS seen what is now there. Any memories of you would be as you are now, and any changes would alter any memories of anyone who interacted with you.

lime148 · 10 months

The true Skyrim starts here.

Zakusilov · 10 months

It's Gaddafi on last panel?

lord_nougat · 10 months

Doesn't matter, I'd still manage to fap a little at least.

[deleted] · 10 months

Valar Morgahulis.

TheKid90 · 10 months

Omg I am freakin off right now!!!

MassiveGG · 10 months

dude i was thinking this when started playing mine after midnight release.

enderxzebulun · 10 months

Or if Capt. Picard started ranting to me about a demonic realm beyond a Gate of doom

el3ctronic · 10 months

definitely freaked off

esdawg · 10 months

Amusing comic. Fucking retarded post title.

LSStaf · 10 months

I was excited to find someone else that reads GG Guys. Then I read your username. I sure hope you read it! Though things would certainly be interesting if you didn't.

kkedigh · 10 months

The funny thing is, this is exactly what I was thinking while I was changing.

Verroq · 10 months

Downvoted for punchline in the title.

Legolambnon · 10 months

Even better... imagine the same thing when it happens to a baby that you're delivering.

peterface33 · 10 months

Ok Emperial! Wait Ork? ok i'll just right that down...? Dark Elf and your male so WTF Lizard genderless? All right now you are something else? Now a female elf huh? I just give up

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