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[–]ErisHeiress 3 points4 points ago

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/r/MaleFashionAdvice or /r/TwoXChromosomes can help you out there.

[–]ravenholm[!] 5 points6 points ago

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This is what I do: get dressed in what I "think" is nice. Then stand on a busy sidewalk with an empty cup. If people start giving me money thinking I'm a bum, I change. If not, I'm good to go.

[–]cyantag05 0 points1 point ago

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What if we are females... All hope is lost.

[–]ErisHeiress 0 points1 point ago

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Um, no... that's why I linked /r/TwoXChromosomes.

[–]donjuanmegatron 4 points5 points ago

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This honestly made me laugh of loud. Thanks.

[–]x0rcist 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. That dog gets me every time. Well played OP, well played.

[–]mrmann6 0 points1 point ago

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Been there, done that. Tips- * 1. Know your pant and shirt size. This does not mean large, XL, etc. * 2. Shoes match belt. * 3. Better to be dressed up a bit then dressed down. * 4. A sportcoat fixes a lot.