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[–]EddR 20 points21 points ago

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[–]kiwibikini 6 points7 points ago

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You sir, can have some internets

[–]jambi1987 1 point2 points ago

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You only have 3 previews left.

[–]hostolis 0 points1 point ago

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I thought by saying fixed, you'd have removed the dot from Dr Pepper.

[–]DongsNPongs 7 points8 points ago

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Wtf is that liquid? It sure ain't coke.

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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Even cherry coke ain't that color.

[–]treedick2011 13 points14 points ago

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psssht this a hate crime.

[–]SnapHook 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, Hate Crime.

Plus, is that coke bleeding hawaiian punch?

[–]treedick2011 5 points6 points ago

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no, this coke was a tranny cherry coke. Has the innards of cherry, but looks like regular coke outside. Quick someone call SVU!

[–]TopRamen713 1 point2 points ago

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dun-dun

[–]focofosho88 0 points1 point ago

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the coke was in the wrong neighborhood

[–]reddit_beats_college 9 points10 points ago

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there's no period in Dr Pepper.

[–]LOFTIE 1 point2 points ago

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I sure hope not, that would be disgusting.

[–]bendu 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to post the same thing....on a side note, my daughter now calls it durr pepper.

[–]reddit_beats_college 0 points1 point ago

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she's a keeper!

[–]bendu 0 points1 point ago

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I think she is too!! and thanks :)

[–]jwitham2002 5 points6 points ago

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looks more like the tail end of a gang rape to me..

[–]bpat 2 points3 points ago

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This is when Mr. Pib shows up thinking he's just as good.

[–]papa_ice_king 0 points1 point ago

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Did someone call for a doctor, oh god he's bleeding

[–]patrickthebeerguy 2 points3 points ago

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Dr Pepper doesn't have a period after Dr

[–]SchrodingerE 2 points3 points ago

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how many pepsi's does it take to take out a single coke... the answer is 11 and then 1 to take a picture.

[–]DrUf 1 point2 points ago

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That was no accident...

[–]mike_isonfire 1 point2 points ago

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♪♫ Coca Cola went to town

Pepsi Cola shot him down

Dr Pepper fixed him up

Now we all drink 7-Up ♪♫

Reminded me of this stupid song...

[–]JKELL 1 point2 points ago

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No period in Dr Pepper.

[–]fiercefoxx 0 points1 point ago

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Of course not, it's a freaking carbonated beverage you freak.

[–]fredsface 0 points1 point ago

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Proud you posted this?

[–]RonYarTtam 0 points1 point ago

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Pshshsffhhhhfhhhhsshhh. Coke is clearly the dominant cola.

[–]lunaneo1007 0 points1 point ago

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coke isn't red

[–]wreckleague 0 points1 point ago

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What makes it even better is that Dr Pepper is bottled by both Pepsi and Coke, so in essence, it is impartial to the sodacide at hand.

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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Coca cola went to town, Pepsi cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now they're after 7-Up!

Kids love that poem.

[–]AllIRespondisLMAO -1 points0 points ago

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LMAO

[–]boxxa -1 points0 points ago

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That's what a Mountain of Coke will Dew.

[–]d00dsm00t 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a bartender decided to Crush him over an unpaid Tab

[–]boxxa -1 points0 points ago

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The Squirt was Seven Up when last saw him.