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[–]zereg 70 points71 points ago

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Techno viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to techno viking.

[–]lolwut19 4 points5 points ago

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All Hail Techno Viking.

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[–]my_name_is_hare 6 points7 points ago

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No He's German

[–]seedle 1 point2 points ago*

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your name is hare, and you know from nothing...

i love it! ;)

edit: for the people not gettin this, it's a german proverb, translated word by word...

[–]my_name_is_hare 1 point2 points ago

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I confirm this.

[–]KittyPitty 17 points18 points ago

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omg, the techno viking. I thought we left that behind us years ago... :)

[–]Kaltoro 29 points30 points ago

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Techno Viking does not follow the rules of space and time. Ergo, he can not be "left behind".

[–]I_like_goats 4 points5 points ago

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You dont leave Techno Viking behind, Techno Viking leaves you

[–]troglodytes82 0 points1 point ago

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Where is Kirk Cameron to verify this statement?

[–]puskunk 1 point2 points ago

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molesting bananas.

[–]hecklingfext 0 points1 point ago

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Fired, they're rebooting the series without him right now

[–]CassandraVindicated 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he's much too busy being 'Left Behind'.

[–]sunnysparrowbee 7 points8 points ago

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A little after this, he moved to Vaes Dothrak and began his rule as the new khal.

[–]Kingkellex[S] 15 points16 points ago

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i will post a video in a little of me actually dancing =)

[–]eittocs 11 points12 points ago

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currently, you need to dance 237 times.

[–]richbellemare 8 points9 points ago

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no 615 before downvotes. He said every upvote.

[–]NBAallstar 0 points1 point ago

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Past 2k now by those standards, surely OP will deliver.

[–]myusernamesaretaken 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... Glad to see I wasn't the only one who went through every gif on that open directory from that one cosplay post.

[–]Kingkellex[S] 1 point2 points ago

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sad thing is i didn't know anything about techno viking i just thought the gif was funny

[–]myusernamesaretaken 0 points1 point ago

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If you require enlightenment, look here. ;)

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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Be careful with him, he's an artifact.. he belongs in a museum!

[–]theseus82 2 points3 points ago

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This is a cheap attempt to get my upvote. . . upvote granted.

[–]NorthboundFox 2 points3 points ago

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Techno Viking is a Nord.

[–]kristaww94 5 points6 points ago

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Why Techno Viking?

[–]TrueMilli 34 points35 points ago

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Statistically one of the best ways to whore karma.

[–]peegee42 16 points17 points ago

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i always upvote techno viking

[–]iamunderstand 11 points12 points ago

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His dance and general badassery demands upvotes. I, for one, would never dare to do anything else.

[–]CassandraVindicated 1 point2 points ago

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It is known that water might please him.

[–]iamunderstand 1 point2 points ago

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There is some conflict in the ancient texts regarding whether the water should be proffered inverted or upright, however.

[–]AndyRooney 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck thee, thats why.

[–]Kingkellex[S] 2 points3 points ago

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seemed fit seeing as how skyrim is big now =P

[–]finalaccountdown 1 point2 points ago

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I'd actually love to see a where are they now on techno viking

[–]moorechez67 0 points1 point ago

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We all know what this glorious bastard is doing now

[–]libertariantexan 1 point2 points ago

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I forgot about that guy. Nice.

[–]anoff 1 point2 points ago

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upvoted, just so you have to stop what youre doing and dance

[–]tashbarg 1 point2 points ago

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Either this is slow-mo-techno-viking or the slowest loading gif ever.

[–]stumanktm 0 points1 point ago

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Must be your tubes dude. Mine is regular-speed-techno-viking.

[–]tashbarg 0 points1 point ago

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My tubes are fine. Must have been the hosting server under reddit load. It recovered, though, and now it's regular-speed-techno-viking for me too.

[–]briang1339 1 point2 points ago

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wow that made me laugh a lot. made me think of this for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2ET5K6zY0 1:00 to 1:08

[–]lhmatt 6 points7 points ago*

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You can link time in youtube videos by right clicking and clicking "copy video url at current time".

edit: if you are using chrome at least.

[–]Innova 1 point2 points ago

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Like this!

[–]criticalsection 1 point2 points ago

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Or just adding it yourself: eg &t=1m1s

(for 1:01)

[–]TwoDollarDrink 0 points1 point ago

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I can't figure out the right click thing you're talking about....what do you right click on?

[–]CaptainExplaino 2 points3 points ago

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Right click the internet.

[–]lhmatt 0 points1 point ago

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The video.

[–]TwoDollarDrink 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if that only works with certain browsers, because mine doesn't do that...

[–]lhmatt 0 points1 point ago

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You are correct. I am using chrome and any feature I'm used to feels standard. Sorry!

[–]briang1339 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]hate_breed 0 points1 point ago

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oh god he's back. Time to bring out the Ahhhnold and glow sticks.

[–]JacksInflatedEgo 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are on to something.

[–]pezzshnitsol 0 points1 point ago

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I did that between 1600 and 1400 times on Sunday

[–]ListenToNestor 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen this before and it is killing me.... what is this from?? Awesome btw. Upvote granted.

[–]fwylo 0 points1 point ago

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I just imagine Neil Degrasse Tyson doing this whole routine for all 3000+ votes for his AMA.

[–]like9mexicans 0 points1 point ago

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Techno Viking will always be relevant.

[–]skinnybuddha41 0 points1 point ago

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I hope youve done this dance 386 times

[–]theworkingmanskiwi 0 points1 point ago

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We could learn so much from techno viking.

[–]IAmSnort 0 points1 point ago

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As much as I have seen techno viking over the years, I have never seen the source.

[–]rafuzo2 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh, Techno Viking.

Sometimes I wonder if the OPs submitting this stuff had been born the first time the meme came around.

[–]CantSeeShit 0 points1 point ago

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Idc how old he is technoviking is still my favorite internet.

[–]klaq 0 points1 point ago

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techno viking gets upvotes? we have become ebaums. it's over.

[–]DeuxBoy 0 points1 point ago

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that was funny, was not expecting a dancing Techno Viking

[–]mgs42093 0 points1 point ago

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Im listening to kids by mgmt and goes perfectly with this

[–]frizzlefrazz 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote to you IF you send me a vid with you dancing XD

[–]stevenette 0 points1 point ago

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Work Drugs!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This really looks like it's in Amsterdam, no? (Damrak street if I remember correctly)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RNCaptain 0 points1 point ago

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White people.

[–]Grey_Space 0 points1 point ago

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Here's an upvote, now dance motherfucker

[–]memphisraines 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I was listening to this when I saw the gif and it fits perfectly.

[–]jaquefroid 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry but you are NOT techno viking.

[–]RyattEarp 0 points1 point ago

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what is riot.netpimpz.com and why are they using the something awful grenade/logo?

[–]p0x0rz 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea why, but I found this post so hilarious I spit all over my laptop and wife when I opened it. Thanks. :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry i killed that guy in skyrim....

[–]ricecrizo 0 points1 point ago

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my favorite part is when he points at someone in the crowd like hes ready to fight. "I see you getting close to that downvote, dont you dare"

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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That is SUCH an imposing man.

[–]lilh1pp13 -1 points0 points ago

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I gave you an upvote. Now prove it with a video of you doing the dance.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I was listening to Super Bass by Nicki Minaj and he was kinda in tempo with the music...

[–]suarezviper -2 points-1 points ago

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hahahahaaha,that one gets me every single time i watch it