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[–]compaq007 153 points154 points ago

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How the fuck is this trolling?!

[–]Treats 115 points116 points ago

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Not in any way at all. This is just being a dick.

Trolling has pretty much lost its meaning though.

[–]WarPhalange 57 points58 points ago

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HA HA I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY AND THEY SAID THEY WERE OUT OF WHAT I WANTED BUT THEN THEY WENT AND CHECKED IN THE BACK AND FOUND A FEW MORE LOL I GOT TROLLED SO HARD!!111

[–]NeuralNet 1 point2 points ago

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ma gurl wnt too da saem stor n dey troled hr too. i cheer hr up bai telin her i luv hr 5eva. dat mor then 4eva.

[–]tremens 11 points12 points ago

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This couple has been doing this to each other for years, so it's not really as dick as it looks.

[–]I_stare_at_the_fan 4 points5 points ago

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how do you know?

[–]doubleu 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Prinnydood333 0 points1 point ago

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aww... I was gonna go with "Guess who's never getting laid again"...

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 1 point2 points ago

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She pranks him just as much back.

[–]fish_stickz 1 point2 points ago

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Back in my day trolling was an art.

[–]DawdleOrDieTrying 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the title should have been "Being a dick, dick style".

[–]MassiveResponse -1 points0 points ago

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Actually that is more like assault and battery.

[–]JibberGXP 2 points3 points ago

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Like batteries have anything to do with it. Pfft.

[–]Darktidemage 5 points6 points ago

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because once someone put the word "problem?" next to the troll face, so now every moron on reddit has decided trolling is anything anyone would ever have a problem with.

[–]slothzen 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is a vengeance troll.

[–]monkeiboi 25 points26 points ago

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Is this that couple that constantly pranks eachother? They've been featured of webclip shows like Pranked a bunch. They are extremely vicious with each other.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 5 points6 points ago

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That's them.

[–]rabbitlion -4 points-3 points ago

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Yes, and most of the time the man's pranks are pretty smart and funny while the woman's pranks aren't really pranks but just mean retarded things. Her "pranks" are typically meaner and less funny than this one.

[–]martiiin 36 points37 points ago

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i think this is called a creampie

[–]Lampmonster1 20 points21 points ago

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You should google that to be sure.

[–]MadMageMC 13 points14 points ago

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At work. With the volume all the way up. No, really. Trust me. I'm from the Internet.

[–]confucius06 1 point2 points ago

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specifically called a boston pancake

[–]femzzzzzap 14 points15 points ago

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Is it bad that the whole time I was thinking, "careful...the laptop...THE LAPTOP!!!" ?

[–]doctorcrass 1 point2 points ago

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No, I was thinking the point of the gif was when the laptop was going to fall and break.

[–]SparkleDad 8 points9 points ago

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I grew up down the street from him in NJ. He's actually a really nice guy... his mom was a bit crazy.

[–]crae64 1 point2 points ago

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would you say this stuff is staged? Also, is he in the Air Force (he is seen wearing an AF shirt and has some AF stuff in the background in some shots)

[–]SparkleDad 2 points3 points ago

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He moved away right after highschool and I don't know what happened after. He may have gone in.

As for it being staged, I know it's his primary form of income so I would believe so.

[–]crae64 0 points1 point ago

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So the fancy house comes from throwing a lobster into the bath tub while his gf is showering? I need to re-evaluate my career choice.

[–]SparkleDad 0 points1 point ago

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I know YouTube pays him, but he also makes a lot of money off of merchandising.

He wasn't always a guido kinda dude either. In south jersey, jersey shore style guidos aren't as prevalent. I see his dad all the time at the gym when im not at school.

[–]KCisTall 18 points19 points ago*

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http://www.youtube.com/user/PrankvsPrank

They actually have some pretty funny pranks. I enjoy the mario/pubes one.

[–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched the paintball in the shower one....OW OW OW

[–]GrillBears -2 points-1 points ago

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This is definitely not a prank.

[–]Nyeep -1 points0 points ago

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They are definitely pranks. I saw an interview with both of them in, they explained the situation.

[–]GrillBears 4 points5 points ago

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A prank is hanging a bucket of water above a door not throwing a bucket of water on someone.

[–]fatmas 10 points11 points ago

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She pranked him first. I can't find the video (because I'm lazy) but it started when she hit him over the head with a baking tray. I'm sure this prank was just him getting his own back.

[–]silent_p 21 points22 points ago

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That also doesn't sound like a prank. That just sounds like hitting somebody unexpectedly.

[–]zodar 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure these people just hate each other.

[–]Mousi[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Haven't seen it but from the gif it kinda looked like a dick move.

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[–]iScreme 9 points10 points ago

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Okay, but only if I can be alone with her for ~ 15 minutes.

[–]fatmas 2 points3 points ago

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Here we go: I don't know if they have a prank war going on or something:

Youtube

[–]Trilderos 0 points1 point ago

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WHY? None of this is even clever.

[–]tremens 1 point2 points ago

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To get Youtube views and make money? They have 1-4 million views on most of their videos. They've been doing this for years.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Well. I find this a lot funnier than OP.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, that guy is such a dick.

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

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"Well, Bob... Sheila... I think I can see the exact moment your relationship began to fall apart."

[–]Bradp13 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone else fucking hate when people wear hats that are clearly way too big for their fucking heads? Fuck

[–]tjb0607 2 points3 points ago

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Well, there goes the defenition of trolling.

[–]wekillsuckers 4 points5 points ago

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that is not what trolling means.

[–]MrTurkle 11 points12 points ago

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He was wearing a backwards hat inside, that makes it douche bag style. The flat brim is screaming scumbag, but i think the lack of a tilt is more douchy than scummy.

[–]Mousi[S] 25 points26 points ago

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Well, I'm not a bagologist like you!

[–]floatablepie 6 points7 points ago

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He's right, you know. You have been kind of a dick ever since you read that book about bags.

[–]MrTurkle 7 points8 points ago

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I'm from Connecticut, we have a lot of scum bags and douche bags here, though far more of the latter. Many years of first hand experience.

[–]FishTacos 4 points5 points ago

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Where does the popped collar fit in? My feeling is douchebag, but I'd like an expert's opinion.

[–]MrTurkle 5 points6 points ago

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It really depends.... I could probably write a book on this, but I'll try to keep it digestible. Forgive me if I ramble:

If it is a single popped collar on a high end "polo" style shirt ie, Ralph Lauren/Brooks Brothers or god forbid Vineyard vines, you are dealing with a straight up douche; A guy whose parents have money and he's just bursting with unearned confidence and a sense of entitlement that would make your asshole pucker up. Of course, the single-popped high end shirt can be made scummy with the addition of "frame-less" sunglasses (a la J-Lo) or the presence of a sweatband worn around mid forearm. If it is a single collar on a mid-ranged shirt, like an Armani Exchange or Guess? then you kind of hit the scummy-douche hybrid. Sure, he still lives in his parents basement, but he drives a BMW and makes bi-monthly trips to Miami to party with "bottles and models." If you see a guy with multiple shirts on and collars popped, you've transcended both genres and entered into logic defying territory. Of course, the ultimate measure of one's douchitude is the size of the face on his watch. His level of douchiness is directly proportional to the size of his watch face. This has been studied and proven time and time again by field research scientists in NYC, LA and Miami.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Whelp... TIL. Time to get off Reddit now.

[–]guavaman202 0 points1 point ago

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Goes back to main page...

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Not ashamed. :)

[–]snap_wilson 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, that was the meanest thing I ever laughed at.

[–]stfuasshat 1 point2 points ago

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Here's the video. Well not the original video but the same people and same prank.

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

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Worst title ever.

[–]blindSniper123 1 point2 points ago

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This guy, is a moby dick.

[–]awertz23 1 point2 points ago

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There's something about that guy. Just looking at him makes me want to punch him in the face.

[–]rockaholick37 1 point2 points ago

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Douchbags... Meet your God

[–]jolieRules 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah... If someone did that to me they'd get the shit kicked out of them.

[–]Initforthecats 1 point2 points ago

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I would get revenge for a year

[–]Darktidemage 0 points1 point ago

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That's not fucking trolling.

Jesus Christ Reddit is infected with idiots who think anything unwanted is trolling.

[–]Mousi[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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The meaning of words can change, deal with it

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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The meaning of words can indeed change.

This is not one of the cases where it has occurred.

You are like a reddit poster trying to defend using Their instead of There by saying the meaning of the word can change. You personally don't understand what trolling actually means, this doesn't mean the definition of trolling has changed.

[–]Mousi[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It has changed, it changed a while ago. Today, the great majority of people think that "trolling" means something completely different than what a tiny internet subculture thought it meant just a few years ago.

The popular conception of "trolling" has changed radically in the past few years, whether you like it or not. This is a fact.

This has nothing to do with spelling, semantics, grammar, etc.

Which part of changing meaning don't you understand?

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure you know this but "the great majority of people" are fucking idiots and them thinking something doesn't make it right.

Words CAN change in meaning. This hasn't happened to troll yet just because a bunch of redditors saw "problem?" next to the troll face and took that to mean "troll means anything anyone would have a problem with! now I know and I can start using it constantly!"

Those people are idiots and they are wrong.

If you are telling me troll has changed meaning I'm telling you I'm changing it back.

This thread is proof. stop using it wrong.

[–]fswizz -2 points-1 points ago

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Somewhere out there some old fisherman is shaking his fist in the air saying something unintelligible to those that aren't also 16 beers deep into a cheap 30 pack.

[–]awesomealex 1 point2 points ago

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PrankvsPrank ahh they make me laugh. They Prank each other constantly and get back at each other.

[–]DocDerry 1 point2 points ago

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This is how you wake up with a recently detached penis.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Just as Lorena.

[–]Boogiddy 3 points4 points ago

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That's not trolling. That's being a dick. Trolling is assuming an antagonistic/unbelievable persona to gain an emotional rise. Not being a complete shitbag.

[–]Mousi[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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It's not trolling, no. It's a scumbag who thinks he's trolling someone, but is in reality just being a dick. hence trolling scumbag style.

[–]Mousi[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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What? It's the scumbag's idea of trolling, not mine! I don't see what's the problem. It's fucking simple.

[–]Mattogo 1 point2 points ago

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Instruction guide: A handy two step system on how to re-virginize yourself.

[–]NeuralNet 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think virginity works that way.

[–]Mattogo 1 point2 points ago

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Well it looks like this guy is trying to see if it does.

[–]Tonkatuff 0 points1 point ago

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This is from prankvsprank on youtube

[–]whostolemypancake 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]jjcoola 0 points1 point ago

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This must make forever alones rage pretty hard.

[–]Purple_Tree_Car 0 points1 point ago

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I had the music from this post going in the background while watching this. Gave it a whole different vibe.

[–]Lunatic721 0 points1 point ago

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This is that thing hat Tosh.0 made popular, isn't it?

[–]xjakeox 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see more of her and less of him.

[–]amber90 0 points1 point ago

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not so bad when you consider he's a war vet and she thought it'd be funny to wake him up a half dozen times with her faux-terrified screams. that shit was hilarious. real hilarious.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Liese_lotte 0 points1 point ago

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Just watching it makes me want to kick that asshole repeatedly in the scrotum.

[–]Dekkres -2 points-1 points ago

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At least he got a hot chick and you are alone.

[–]SpitefulMoose 0 points1 point ago

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I love the point and laugh at the end What a doucher. He's all "HAHA YOU FELL BECAUSE I PUSHED YOU ON THE GROUND. SILLY GIRL. ONLY GIRLS GET PUSHED ON THE GROUND. I'M GOING TO GO WATCH MADAGASCAR NOW AND DRIVE MY ESCALADE."

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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this wasnt funny 5 years ago and it sure aint funny now

[–]Titan_Hoon 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting, scumbag style

[–]im12wit 0 points1 point ago

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I grew up down the road from him in PA. He's actually kind of a jerk... his mom was cool though.

[–]gypsybear 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, what a dick.

[–]silent_p -3 points-2 points ago

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That's not trolling. Pretty sure it also isn't a prank. I'm pretty sure that's just pointless assault.

[–]riskybizmusic -1 points0 points ago

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that was epic.

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[–]iScreme 8 points9 points ago

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Nah... those 2 have been pranking eachother for a while... this is just one of many.

[–]Petit_Hibou -2 points-1 points ago

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In my head I have already broken up with that guy five times since I watched that gif.

[–]britzilla -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd kick him in the balls.

[–]TheSuperDan -2 points-1 points ago

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How to be single in two seconds.

[–]slage -4 points-3 points ago

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The best part is when she eats shit at the end.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Pie smash, nut tap, bitch slap is much better but I guess he doesn't want to hit a girl and she has no nuts :/

[–]mongster2 -1 points0 points ago

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I like his style.

[–]fgriglesnickerseven -5 points-4 points ago

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I think this is sexual assault

[–]Bigav8r -3 points-2 points ago

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I think somebody isn't getting 'any' tonight.

[–]JDav327 -3 points-2 points ago

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THIS MAN IS MY HERO

[–]avidvaulter -3 points-2 points ago

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It'd be really scumbag-y if the pie was shaving cream and not whipped cream.