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[–]kevo1237[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I realize now that changing "their" to "there" would be pretty funny too

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 8 points9 points ago

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change "the" to "le"

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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Don't, because it's not funny.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 2 points3 points ago

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To up the annoying factor. If you're trying to piss someone off this seems like a perfect way to do it. I was actually waiting for this comment and the accompanying downvote just so I could explain my comment. I dislike people like you who don't think before they talk.

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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I gave it ample thought, but you can have an upvote this round :{D

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you sir for being so gentlemanly about it.

[–]fizikz3 4 points5 points ago

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I will never forget the "lol -> fuck me in the ass!" one... still makes me smile thinking about it. the fact that he did it to his boss (if i remember correctly) just makes it all the more hilarious.

[–]elcd 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]aoisenshi 2 points3 points ago

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Also, let's go down to the quarry and throw things down there, man.

[–]pants2422 0 points1 point ago

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I live near the quarry!

[–]kgunderson 2 points3 points ago

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I've had nightmares of this happening to me. The their/there, two/to, you're/your swap would drive me nuts.

[–]thesteelyglint 2 points3 points ago

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I like the really subtle ones that he probably wouldn't notice, like the smile emoticon changed to be winking.

[–]JPS86 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit. I really wanted to know your friends carrier!

[–]Inoffensive_Account 2 points3 points ago

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Change "," (comma) to "and like":

[–]Antije 1 point2 points ago

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The :) > ;) on is very nice. Subtle.

[–]MrOhraesisstrakur 3 points4 points ago

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haha derpina

[–]apkatt 0 points1 point ago

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awesome!

[–]41ch3my 0 points1 point ago

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This prank has been rated PG

[–]megacrabmaster 0 points1 point ago

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what I think is so funny about this is that the type of obnoxious texting came about because of phones with number-pad-keyboards that make this type of thing actually easier than typing regularly. and you put this on an Iphone... which has a functional full keyboard.