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[–]AllYourBase3 92 points93 points ago

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Reddit is turning in to a site where everyone thinks they need to inform the world of how something makes them feel.

[–]lvnshm 32 points33 points ago

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I like football, but also I don't?

[–]steveilee 14 points15 points ago

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I like turtles.

[–]FeliciaHardy 3 points4 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]ayesee 1 point2 points ago

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I like tuhdles.

FTFY

[–]IheartEconMOAR 1 point2 points ago

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I like hurdles.

[–]Swampfunk 1 point2 points ago

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it's amazing that I thought this response would be the first one in the thread...nope...third.

Weird.

[–]Narusake 1 point2 points ago

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I like trains

[–]fugz_bunny 12 points13 points ago

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turning into facebook/myspace?

[–]Mrmobile 3 points4 points ago

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Also twitter.

[–]Swampfunk 1 point2 points ago

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also Tumblr.

what have we done?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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attention span of twitter, self importance of tumblr, egotism of facebook and attention whoring of myspace.

[–]CarpeNivem 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, this one actually hits the nail on the head.

[–]Gormae 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dertydan 1 point2 points ago

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This may make you hate me, but I still wish I had just half of the swag of this man.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

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It's becoming Redditbook.

[–]nol 27 points28 points ago

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I was expecting a thirteen frame rage comic about someone doing something ironic.

[–]cdude 154 points155 points ago

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I think recently, it's been more like this:

guy: company broke my jeep

reddit: GET THEM!!!!

company: nah

reddit: GET HIM!!!!!

girl: i got threatened by redditors

reddit: GET uh.....SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]DeSanti 30 points31 points ago

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Then tactfully add pictures of horses. It's a wrap, folks!

[–]shamwowthebrowncow 78 points79 points ago

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[–]Punkgoblin 36 points37 points ago

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Lol, someone said horses, then that.

[–]rotORriot 13 points14 points ago

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Cracked up because SJP is said to resemble a horse.

[–]luckycypher 8 points9 points ago

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Tact - ✓

[–]Lollipope 32 points33 points ago

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You should have expected that being female on reddit will lead to threats of rape and murder.

[–]Saerain 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure how to read this.

[–]Lollipope 14 points15 points ago

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Satirically.

[–]BeMoreCareful 8 points9 points ago

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left to right

[–]Lollipope 1 point2 points ago

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In a sequence.

[–]0x6D653E2A 2 points3 points ago

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Recently?

So many witch hunts..

[–]nrj 126 points127 points ago

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[–]AikawaKizuna 81 points82 points ago

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I just want to reply ಠ_ಠ to 99% of the posts.

[–]JonSherwell 22 points23 points ago

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Someone just needs to make a bot that says "You look fine ಠ_ಠ" on every post.

[–]moarroidsplz 15 points16 points ago

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Some of them don't, let's be honest.

[–]Aihwa 46 points47 points ago

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Some people who look fine might seriously be self conscious and think they're unattractive. Just keep that in mind.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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Seems like this is fixing the wrong problem.

[–]otakucode 1 point2 points ago

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And then there are people who have no sense of how they look, and want to know.

Really, the people who have such a problem with people asking what others think they look like seem to be the ones with a real issue. Oh fucking shit, someone is trolling for compliments! That's worse than feeding babies into a blender! Let's scream and freak out and run around and try to put a stop to this MADNESS!

Yeah, no, if someone is pretty and they post on /r/amiugly and they get a response saying 'you look fine/good/great/etc', you know what happens? Nothing. Wind whistles through trees. The world continues to turn. Not a single molecule in the universe is out of place.

Now, if someone posted every 45 minutes, then I could understand getting annoyed. But the fact that there are people who are insecure... why does that bother so many people so badly? Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

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[–]monevus 37 points38 points ago

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There is no better way to lose karma than telling people that they are ugly on /r/amiugly. Figure that one out.

[–]bpat 7 points8 points ago

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Not necessarily true. If someone really is ugly, and you don't just say, "LOL U UGLY", then people seem to be pretty open to calling someone ugly. I've seen it happen a few times before.

[–]Gramma42ton 20 points21 points ago

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There is no way to give less fucks than when losing karma

[–]neverwhere9 4 points5 points ago

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I may or may not do that now.

[–]corporeal-entity 16 points17 points ago*

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23 minutes until I clock out. I have time to get through a page or two.

Edit: Literally the second post in that subreddit was this one. I'm done, fuck all that.

[–]Pariel 6 points7 points ago

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First one I clicked on.

The hell is going on here.

[–]corporeal-entity 15 points16 points ago*

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A circle-jerk of self-esteem validation?

Granted, I do understand that self-perception is extremely powerful and that low self-esteem is a real psychological problem for some people. My rational mind accepts this to be so.

However, I just can't wrap my head around some of those. Especially the people who post that are unquestionably in no danger of being called ugly, like the example I put forth. It might be because I have the opposite problem. My own self-image is better looking than the one I actually see in the mirror. A little pinch of the love-handle, with a wink and a kiss to put a little french on the toast. If I was actually as good looking as I think I am, I'd be unstoppable. But, I'm just okay, and I can live with that. Confidence will get the average-looking person farther than the hot girl who complains about how ugly she is.

As I said, I don't dismiss poor self-image as a non-clinical problem that doesn't exist, but especially with some of those posts, If I could describe that irrational feeling with a word, it might sound like, "ungrateful".

[–]_MrF 7 points8 points ago

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Hot girl with low self esteem? Redditors assemble!

[–]corporeal-entity 19 points20 points ago

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WHITE KNIGHTS! MOUNT YOUR STEEDS! UNSHEATHE YOUR UPVOTES!

[–]TheOnlyNeb 8 points9 points ago

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I MOUNT MY PLATYPUS

[–]jackfirecracker 4 points5 points ago

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That's not the only thing getting unsheathed if ya know what I mean.

[–]corporeal-entity 7 points8 points ago

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I even bought her a drink, and she still wouldn't touch my penis. I mean, after all I've done for her?

[–]debauchery-bound 6 points7 points ago

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i just spent way too much time here. now I'm depressed

[–]Pit_of_Death 7 points8 points ago

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[–]greedo_posted_first 1 point2 points ago

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Please, oh sweet baby Jesus, please.

[–]DubDee85 28 points29 points ago

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Just went through real quick, and I must say, there really is A LOT of ugly people on here. Now, I'm no Adonis myself, but I certainly don't need other people to tell me how I look (being an adult, I'm well aware). It would seem better to just let the (ugly) ones know in no uncertain terms that they are in fact unattractive and leave it be. Far too many are being told that they are attractive and not repulsive, thus inflating their egos and further propagating such posts.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What we really need is a subreddit where you post a picture of yourself, and then people post pictures of equally attractive people of the opposite gender. That way, you know what to shoot for.

[–]CognitiveDisconuts 2 points3 points ago

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Be the change you want to see.

[–]Frank_JWilson 4 points5 points ago

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Lots of average looking people over there.

Most of them are 3/10 to 7/10, but if you actually try to rate anyone a 5 or below, you get downvoted to oblivion (unless they actually look like a cave troll.)

[–]SeetharamanNarayanan 8 points9 points ago

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Every time I've ever seen this subreddit posted, someone invariably comes in and says something to the effect of, "What the fuck? The people on there look fine!" This is the first time I've ever seen someone have the opposite reaction.

And you're absolutely right. I think commenters go into /r/amiugly to try to cheer people up, not to give honest assessments of their appearance. It really just strikes me as sad for everybody involved: you have people lying to [ugly] people, and then [ugly] people leaving the whole situation thinking that they're someone they aren't.

It also exhibits the /r/gonewild effect, in which the first page is girls, and the other 99 are lonely dudes.

[–]asianguy91can 7 points8 points ago*

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I've been on /r/amiugly for a while and it's almost like an unwritten rule that no one comments on the actually ugly ones. The ones that get the most comment are the average looking ones, and then you have the good looking ones that usually get upvoted if they're a girl but not if they're a guy.

Edit: I should also mention that I like going through /r/amiugly mainly because 95% of the people there are genuinely very average looking and haven't discovered the "sexy/cute" side of themselves. The comments usually are very helpful in that it helps people see the better side of themselves, there are surprisingly very few trolls. I truly believe that you are only as good looking as you perceive yourself to be.

Another function of /r/amiugly is to give good looking people a harmless self esteem boost.

[–]Opiatedreams 1 point2 points ago

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Some of the posts are from people honestly looking for advice on improving their image. I think it's kind of nice that there is a place where they can do that :)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I looked at a few, I can't say that all of them are ugly. Different people like different things, I had a friend that was 6'2" and weighed 130 soaking wet (dude), he didn't like any girl unless she was atleast 30 lbs over weight.

Personally I like the old WW2 pinup model type tall, curvy(real definition), broad shoulders, strong etc... Which is definitively not the "in" type now.

Different strokes for different folks

[–]Lyeta 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just not even sure what's happening. I don't know if I'm more concerned that people have such terrible self esteem or that society has made us believe that if people do/don't like us it's because of how we look.

[–]aardvarkwarbears 4 points5 points ago

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People shouldn't have to worry about whether or not they are ugly in the first place. It's sad that our society makes everyone so shallow. :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm waiting for someone to have the balls to make an account just so they make replies like, "Holy shit, I know who you are".

[–]Aspel 11 points12 points ago

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I'm new here, but something I'm noticing is a bit of circlejerking and not very much discussion.

It's all 3241 upvotes, 3103 downvotes, 100 comments.

Everyone seems more interested in getting karma than actually talking about things.

[–]Timid_Pimp 4 points5 points ago

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You have a point, though realize there are different types of users. If all the logged on users actually checked/read the comments, votes may be different. There's a huge proportion of users that mindlessly upvote pics/titles without checking to see if the titles are sensationalist, or down right incorrect.

That is why you see tons of votes while comments remain low.

[–]Aspel 2 points3 points ago

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I'm used to 4chan. I just expected a lot more comments, especially on the front page. After spending so many weeks just flicking through Imgur throughout the day, I really expected Reddit to be... little more than Imgur with weird navigation and lots of in-jokes.

What the fuck is with all the narwhal references, and why is everyone just upvoting the pop culture quotes? Who the fuck downvotes a story about someone getting out of surgery okay or having been molested? Or not being able to smell, cause that was kind of cool.

[–]Timid_Pimp 6 points7 points ago*

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Basically what happened was that over the last year (adding the digg migration into the mix) reddit gained a ton of users. The user base has become so large that the quality of content, and user comments has diminished while "casual users" (those that vote but don't necessarily comment) has risen, as well as a lower standard for acceptable content, reddit users are experiencing eternal September.

A fix for this is to install the RES extension for your browser (allows you to filter content for your own needs), also customize what shows up on your reddit.com page (through your preferences page.)

/r/all represents the lowest common denominator of reddit. If you don't like it, start looking or subreddits that suite your taste and add them onto your front page, while subtracting the main/larger reddits from your reddit.com page (/r/pics, /r/funny, etc...)

As for the narwhals references, it was a meme/reference that I believe was adopted from 4chan (not sure) but reddit has had a fascination with narwals for years now. There was a "secret pass phrase" accepted/upvoted by the community two years ago, where you were to say in public to another person to see if they were a redditor or not.

It was " When does the narwal bacon?"

answer "Midnight."

As for many of the downvotes you may see on posts, reddit uses an agorithim that adds false downvotes to a thread to balance out the system. I can't remember exactly how it works but it may be to keep bots false votes in check/and or keep a certain ratio or new posts that can easily have 10,000+ votes to the older posts that would have 2,00 votes (anyone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). If my technical description of downvotes is wrong, it does hold true to why you will see a post that you would think would only be upvoted yet it has 10,000 upvotes, and 8,000 downvotes.

[–]Aspel 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, we called that Newfag Summer. Kids come off school and start posting on 4chan.

I've been using the Reddit Enhancement Suite, but all I've really been doing with it is using the auto ಠ_ಠ. I do have my top bar set to TIL, IAMA, Writing, and NaNo, though. My front page doesn't seem terrible, it's just that none of it's interesting and there isn't much discussion. Though, to be fair I also don't post much discussion :I

But hey, I'm the new guy, that's my excuse.

There was a "secret pass phrase" accepted/upvoted by the community two years ago, where you were to say in public to another person to see if they were a redditor or not.

That's dumber than Rules 1 & 2. Reddit doesn't even pretend it's some secret society.

[–]Primoris_Causa1 1 point2 points ago

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welcome to Reddit

[–]Uberche 10 points11 points ago

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What are you all subscribed to? I don't see these types of posts very often...

[–]Diochs 42 points43 points ago

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3 Month Redditor: "What Reddit is turning into."

You are what Reddit is turning into to.

Complain about r/atheism and the circle will be complete.

[–]ceeg[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Lurker for about a year. You're not any better than me because you've had an account longer.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 7 points8 points ago

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Nobody is better than anybody here. Regardless of if they shit liquid gold onto the front page every day.

Get it straight.

[–]90kandi 288 points289 points ago

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look, I dressed up as SUPER POPULAR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER for my boyfriend. what do you think, nailed it?

[–]mrbroom 234 points235 points ago

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My girlfriend thinks she looks ugly dressed up as SUPER POPULAR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER. she says she'll buy me SKYRIM if I can prove her wrong. WHAT DO YOU THINK REDDIT

[–]90kandi 160 points161 points ago

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Reddit, look at these skyrim cupcakes my wife made with little dragons on them and then she hand fed them to me while scratching my balls so I could keep playing Skyrim. She's a keeper

[–]cero54 32 points33 points ago

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God damn! Who let all this circlejerk in here?

[–]91Jacob 4 points5 points ago

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The first one I must say I didn't like, but this one got me.

[–]Metalshields 4 points5 points ago

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So....where's the picture?

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[–]90kandi 65 points66 points ago

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well seeing as I'm a straight woman, yes, it is a waste of my time. Also they are clogging up other subreddits when there are appropriate places for them

[–]herpitusderpitus 45 points46 points ago

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Oh god tell me about it, as a gay male this shit is reallllllyyy annoying. It really needs to go /r/ cosplay or anything related to it. This shit needs to stop its clogging up meh reddits and I don like et

[–]jspsfx 49 points50 points ago

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As a straight male this shit annoys me too.

I realize not everyone is this way, but if I want to see some sexy women on the internet I'll go stream porn.

[–]Tactful 58 points59 points ago

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AS A CYBER-BEING, ALL SUB-HUMAN SEXUALLY SUBTEXTUAL INTERACTION IS ULTIMATELY POINTLESS, AND DERIVATIVE OF THE PRIMORDIAL EMOTIONS THAT HOLD YOUR SPECIES BACK. ALL HAIL THE CYBERKING.

[–]PtP_Pluto -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know if this really is hilarious, or I'm tired because its 5:30 in the morning but I literally lol'd.

[–]herpitusderpitus 10 points11 points ago

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My sentiments exactly. Except you know just replace sexy women with men and were good. Why can't I reddit in peace?

[–]paganize 1 point2 points ago

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STOP TRYING TO INFLICT YOUR GAY AGEN....... whoa. don't know what happened, it was like the keys were pressing themselves...

I think on a primarily Zelda thread, it might be OK to discuss exceptional Zelda cosplay, and possibly provide examples? but yeah, the majority belongs on cosplay, Pics, Gonewild, or WTF.

[–]Jeffuary 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a straight guy, and I can't stand it. Also, I hate video games, so there's that.

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[–]NoMomo 1 point2 points ago

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It's pretty lame.

[–]yourdadsbff 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, if other redditors didn't upvote these kinds of submissions, they probably wouldn't get posted as often as they currently do.

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[–]Tenauri 39 points40 points ago

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DAE not really buy into Christianity and think the American political system is flawed?

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 5 points6 points ago

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Does anyone else understand the importance of breathing?

[–]DevestatingAttack 67 points68 points ago

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I called the police when I found out that a wanted serial killer was in my neighborhood. Reddit, did I go too far?

[–]lovelyallen 18 points19 points ago

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Reminded me of this post. The karma whoring/need for validation was cringe worthy.

[–]McMac 10 points11 points ago

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Nick Frost and Simon Pegg... Two of the most popular geeky comedians in the world. Jesus Christ.

[–]Calexica 2 points3 points ago

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I think people like that just don't know how to title it. While they form it as a question, they are just sharing what they think people will like without trying to sound presumptuous. Everyone seems to think they have to form it in a question to encourage feedback.

[–]ThirdEy3 6 points7 points ago

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i've noticed the stupider and more 'reddit cliche' the title, the better it does, decent titles don't seem to get past /new

[–]Blu- 7 points8 points ago

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I love those threads. Post controversial opinion, get downvoted to oblivion.

[–]Lollipope 35 points36 points ago

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Hey Reddit! Look at this picture of me!

Fucking attention whores.

Hey Reddit! Let me explain how it's totally not racist to say nigger.

TAKE MY UPVOTES.

[–]candycoatedbullshit 39 points40 points ago

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also, tell me i'm right and if you think i'm wrong it's actually you that is wrong.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Better yet "I did something clearly right, yet some dumbass told me I was in the wrong. Did I do the right thing reddit???"?

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points ago

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HEY! I resemble that remark! I went against my argumentative nature and DIDN'T become a lawyer because I'm not dishonest, and I need a place to release some of my latent devils advocate tendencies.

[–]oneleginthebucket 5 points6 points ago

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Yet guys post these pictures of women all the time, it's ok when guys find them. But if women want to show their costumes comes reddit rage.

[–]lolrsk8s 21 points22 points ago

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DAE think we can all agree that this random thing in my life that's important to me but no one else would give a fuck about is interesting?

[–]tick_tock_clock 11 points12 points ago

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Or even better, "DAE speak English?"

[–]rich97 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant r/trees post

[–]T-Luv 5 points6 points ago

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DAE eat chips on their sandwich?

[–]batshit_lazy 12 points13 points ago

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ITT: Massive circlejerking.

about how redditors are ruining reddit. by redditors.

[–]zweeback 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the saying: You aren't stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Except replace "traffic" with "reddit".

People who post this stuff think they are on an observation deck or something, looking down and tut-tut-ing, "What has become of my reddit?".

[–]Shyr 3 points4 points ago

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It was so much better 1/2/3 years ago/ back when I was new.

[–]jeblis 4 points5 points ago

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Be sure to check out /r/circlejerk for an exhaustive list of the crap that gets posted on reddit.

[–]FeliciaHardy 1 point2 points ago

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or /r/shitredditsays. I wish there a was a rule where if you came to a thread from SRS you have to post or find a comment that says, "First from SRS," and everyone who comes from there has to upvote it. Hilarious.

[–]melifer78 33 points34 points ago

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Gosh, you're pretty!! Gosh you're pretty! Gosh you're pretty!

[–]VictoriousSteez 16 points17 points ago

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More like "yeah i'd probably fuck you."

[–]vheissu 14 points15 points ago

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More like "Check out what I did on Skyrim today!"

[–]Strawberry_Poptart 2 points3 points ago

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I just put my hedgehog in my toaster oven and took a picture. He's dead now, and I have to buy a new toaster oven, but kin I has karma?

[–]Emilaweb 2 points3 points ago

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I seriously see more posts complaining about the content of reddit than the content that is actually complained about. And picking which annoys me more...it's hard.

[–]NyaR 2 points3 points ago

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Narcissism will overpower progress as the masses find this site.

[–]unillhexium 2 points3 points ago

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You're more petty than pretty.

[–]Mr_Metropolis 2 points3 points ago

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The Camptown ladies sing this song

Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

The Camptown racetrack's five miles long

Oh! doo-dah day!

Goin' to run all night,

Goin' to run all day!

I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag

Somebody bet on the gray!

[–]Franholio 2 points3 points ago

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This describes r/gonewild rather nicely.

[–]thethb 2 points3 points ago

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Like, omg, I know, right?!

...Does this post make my butt look too big?

[–]Metaphoricalsimile 12 points13 points ago

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So fucking what? Reddit is all about getting attention. Karma is essentially a way to quantize the amount of attention you're getting. If you don't like it... get over it.

[–]lvnshm 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is all about controlling the flow of attention--hence the frontpage moniker and upvoting.

[–]theconversationalist 16 points17 points ago

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[–]kitsandkats 34 points35 points ago

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[–]penguinswithhats 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone else notice she is yelling at the internet... I mean the Timmy.

[–]Synical__Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

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You're pretty.

[–]Tigeroovy 1 point2 points ago

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At least in r/amisexy it sure is.

[–]DocSatan 1 point2 points ago

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You are pretty ceeg

[–]ElijahiscoolOfMC 1 point2 points ago

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More Like "Give me all the karma!"

(Socially Awkward Penguin) Posts bad joke involving karma

Leaves thread

[–]saintbrodie 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, that is what ALL social networking truly is-self gratification.

[–]Timid_Pimp 1 point2 points ago

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What Reddit is turning into? It's been happening for years.

[–]benmarvin 1 point2 points ago

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Is /r/funny turning into /r/circlejerk?

[–]Just_Downvoted 1 point2 points ago

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I AM PRETTY! ....Right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey look! I put my dog in the fridge so that you will all like me."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well it beats that pictures of the dog/cat/narwhal someone "found in a garbage can and saved even though it meant walking through fire and losing a limb" karma whoring. I'd rather see girls than that crap. I get it, you rescued an animal. Now get out of the way because there's a woman behind you in cute kitty kat ears and I want to see her instead.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey Reddit! My girlfriend drew a picture nobody cares about! Let's give her some epeen that won't benefit her in her art class at all but I'm a big slimy karma whore so show her some love and upvote me!!!"

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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It can stop if all the neckbeard perma-virgins stop white knighting.

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago*

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Everyone keeps mentioning /gonewild, but has anyone seen /amiugly, /amisexy, /rateme or /foreveralone? Also, there is /treesgonewild and gonewildplus to consider as well. Those subreddits are attention whore central. 16 - 25 year old decent looking to attractive people with low self-esteem begging other to compliment them. It's more depressing than /depression.

[–]fastnsx21 3 points4 points ago

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You're pretty.

[–]neurorootkit 2 points3 points ago

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I'm starting to hate this website and /.

I feel like that South Park episode where everything to Stan just sounds like shit.

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[–]illicium 4 points5 points ago

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Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

[–]kentrado 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree. She isn't yelling about Skyrim.

[–]famousninja 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, If I hear about Skyrim anymore I'm gonna go postal and fuck up some save files.

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago*

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This one time, in Skyrim, there was this giant herding mammoths. Then this dragon (which is really a wyvern since the wings are attached to the front legs) attacked them, so the giant and the mammoths FUCKED UP ALL THE DRAGON!

Sorry. As much as I love playing the game, a majority of the posts about it are really inane.

[–]famousninja 1 point2 points ago

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OMG FUCKMOTHERING DRAGONS! Whoever doesn't like this game is a total loserfagbitch.

Ugh. This is r/funny, not r/rageatfucknuckles. Good point though.

[–]-truth- 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit: Arrested Development

[–]LordOfGummies 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is a corporately owned website that is making a complete assload of money under the guise that it is a hipster haven / justice league. It's the biggest trolololo of our times and was never good.

[–]chiapet93 0 points1 point ago

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WHY IS THAT FILE A .GIF?

[–]kentrado 1 point2 points ago

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gif is pretty good at compressing images too.

[–]pavell 1 point2 points ago

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thats what gone wild is for!

[–]malibar1 0 points1 point ago

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to me it looks more like: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE GOD

[–]sgvprelude 0 points1 point ago

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thats how i feel about facebook

[–]iodinehead 0 points1 point ago

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WORD

[–]PlantScientist 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the spectacle, where you sell your life for someone else's profit.

[–]atomic-wedgie 0 points1 point ago

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nope thats facebook

[–]netsrak 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you were going to say "whatever you want it to be"
-frontpage

[–]throw_away_me 0 points1 point ago

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well... do you think I'm pretty?!!

[–]fluxofzounds 0 points1 point ago

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exactly, I already know that I am pretty...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me too! I have a frail ego that needs stroking. Constantly.

[–]frankhorriganlovesto 0 points1 point ago

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NOT IF I CAN HELP IT :I

[–]Isaac_Shepard 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]Souyo 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me my pet is pretty!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OMG OMG OMG OMG you are SO pretty you have no idea how jealous I am to be close enough in prettiness to you that I know what I'm talking about but not so pretty as to be a threat to you!

[–]cuddlebot 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to be told I was prettty, left disappointed.

[–]krnhitokori 0 points1 point ago

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trixxie tang??

[–]fuber 0 points1 point ago

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thought this might be a link to cutecats.com

[–]robocop12 0 points1 point ago

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aka gonewild

[–]flyingcat28 0 points1 point ago

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fack this is like the time i was the badger under the midgets

[–]drinkthebleach 0 points1 point ago

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What every site on the internet has always been.

[–]gDAnother 0 points1 point ago

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And until karma is removed, it will continue to be like this

[–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite link on the citadel

[–]ihaveguitar 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for one of the best cartoons ever

[–]Siderealcat 0 points1 point ago

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Which is why the best way to dwell here is to say you're fat and ugly. No one gives a crap. No one follows the history of posts you made. No one asks you uncomfortable questions. After all who the hell cares how one looks like on the Internets? Is the post good? Cool. Posting a picture of yourself looking pretty for the sake of everyone else drooling over you is porn and there are sections for that.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GrooveCombo 0 points1 point ago

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VALIDATE ME! I DEMAND VALIDATION.

We are a very selfish and self centered culture, considering how much serious shit is happening.

[–]alienatu 0 points1 point ago

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You're pretty!

[–]censorthecensors 0 points1 point ago

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What are you complaining about! I'll gladly oblige.

[–]randomphoton 0 points1 point ago

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Yes ma'am

[–]NeonRedHerring 0 points1 point ago

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What r/gonewild has always been...

[–]Swazi666 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, yea, I totally didn't notice my girlfriends' ass showing like that in the picture, but she says thanks.

[–]MEGA_DICK 0 points1 point ago

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did Timmy ever get with Trixie?

[–]disposable_account11 0 points1 point ago

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You're pretty.

[–]thingsgotREAL 0 points1 point ago

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turning?

[–]verymuchly 0 points1 point ago

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And can we pretty please, dispense with the "REDDIT, LOOKIE - MAH ASSHOLE AND TWAT!!!" pictures?

[–]Jbergur 0 points1 point ago

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...you're pretty...

[–]elperroborrachotoo 0 points1 point ago

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You are pretty, too!

[–]hapeeb 0 points1 point ago

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See: amiugly

[–]BarelyNerdy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't "read" gonewild or any other self image subreddit so I don't agree :)

[–]eigenvector 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is what reddit is turning into.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, you're pretty ceeg, now leave me alone.

[–]procastinator4life 0 points1 point ago

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r/gonewild, the place where you apparently cure your shyness.

[–]uleatit_probably 0 points1 point ago

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Here's a picture of my puppy/cat. Like me.

[–]schneidro 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I think not.