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[–]iis4isaac 277 points278 points ago

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Awesome... but unfortunately a PR Stunt: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8837736/Monster-slipper-revealed-as-elaborate-PR-stunt.html

However... I would love to have a giant monsterfuckslipper. I would throw out my bed and sleep in it every night. My girlfriend? Fuck her, she can sleep on the floor.

[–]DoWhile 147 points148 points ago

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Fuck her, she can sleep on the floor. in the giant slipper.

[–]skylerdray 42 points43 points ago

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Fuck her on the floor, in the giant slipper

[–]alcogiggles 95 points96 points ago

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Fuck the giant slipper, on the floor and make her watch.

[–]jenniferwillow 35 points36 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]shiftup72[!] 28 points29 points ago

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You knew what this was, Jennifer. Dont act so surprised.

[–]ConnorLovesCookies 24 points25 points ago

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Fuck her watch in the giant slipper

[–]alcogiggles 15 points16 points ago

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Fuck her giant watch on the slippery floor

[–]pwncloud 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck the giant, watch the slippery floor.

[–]pseudonym42 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck the giant.

[–]fake_madrid 9 points10 points ago

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Slip the fucking giant in her.. on the floor

[–]Zacish 1 point2 points ago

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Slip the fucking floor in her giant

[–]MurderousFrog -3 points-2 points ago

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UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!

[–]KingToasty 12 points13 points ago

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This thread has gone from bad to worse to confusing.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck her thread on the worse slipper, bad watch gone!

[–]phekylmadder 0 points1 point ago

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Watch her fuck the giant slipper.

[–]netgod2002 7 points8 points ago

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The watch fucked her giant slipper....

Some Alice in wonderland shit right there.

[–]InvalidWhistle -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck the watch and slipp'er the giant shit right there in wonderland; Alice.

[–]netgod2002 0 points1 point ago

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...Too much.

[–]InvalidWhistle 0 points1 point ago

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much too much too much...

[–]478nist 1 point2 points ago

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I would love to be screwed in a giant slipper!

[–]TehSantos 0 points1 point ago

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We can arrange this, if you'd like.

[–]BoggleHead 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to be screwed by a giant slipper!

FTFY

[–]thegypsyqueen 34 points35 points ago

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Couldn't she just sleep in the other one?

[–]baumkramer 25 points26 points ago

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I assumed it was an Onion article or something...

[–]iamrory 6 points7 points ago

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I have never clicked on the comments hoping a story was more real than this one.

God damn it. :(

[–]mojojonjon 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck your girlfriend you say? Well... I have nothing to do tonight. Why not

[–]lifeis 2 points3 points ago

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Not cool dude.. His girlfriend is my sister. Hypothetically.

[–]AnswerAwake 2 points3 points ago

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Although it is unknown whether the story was a complete hoax or if it was partly true, what is clear is that unless the picture was cleverly photoshopped, the monster slipper does exist... somewhere.

Source

[–]Raaaaaaaaaandy 3 points4 points ago*

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dammit. I really hate when shit like this turns out to be a PR stunt.

[–]tenlow 16 points17 points ago

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To be fair, it was a real PR stunt.

[–]Korfa 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought was that it could be not be a reasonable price for a slipper that big, how could the guy not notice? It would still be awesome to have that giant slipper.

[–]theramennoodle 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck her in the slipper, then she can sleep on the floor

Made that more awesome for you

[–]brenan6 1 point2 points ago

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fucking duh.

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point ago

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send her my way, I'll find a 2 seater

[–]Synical__Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

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Checks Ebay incase they sell off that slipper okay

[–]iaindings 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this when it was originally posted and remembered thinking it looked a lot like my friends brother. I found out it was a PR stunt when I met said friend a few weeks ago. True story and a small world - its their dads company and the guy in the slipper (name on article fake) really wasn't happy about doing it lol

[–]doctorsound 0 points1 point ago

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If people would post a link to an article, instead of a screen shot, false information wouldn't be spread as fast.

[–]finyacluck 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus did you read the comments from the telegraph article, they have to be the most moronic people in England. Example; "I would like to see him walk into town in that shoe", ohhh, har de har de har, what whit, not to mention its a fucking bedroom slipper.

[–]s-mores -1 points0 points ago

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You have to admit, this guy and the company still know their 4th amendment pretty well.

[–]aydins -2 points-1 points ago

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i agree it is a PR stunt. because... they not only charged him the regular price of the slippers for the ridiculous size but they even sent him the ones he wanted for free.... and knowing how companies in china are so profit margin driven, i don't see this being from their good hearts..... and they leave babies to die on the road.

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[–]slashedheart 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know how this hasn't received more upvotes. I thought Reddit loved charities.

[–]someguy945 41 points42 points ago

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[–]The_Resisty 14 points15 points ago

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The Goomba looks so comfy in there.

[–]ThisOpenFist 13 points14 points ago

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So does Mario. Look at them; they're too cozy to kill one another now.

[–]noreallyimthepope 3 points4 points ago

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Man, I was so annoyed that the Kuribo's shoe was so severely limited in availability. AFAIR, you couldn't even take it past the level you got it.

Maybe you could get it at Toad's house, but definitely the Game Genie was worth it's salt just for the Kuribo's Shoe.

Also, there's this.

[–]someguy945 0 points1 point ago

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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story has a really fun play on this, where the boots are living objects and they kidnap Mario and you briefly play as only Luigi. You kill one of the boots and then use its dead body to hop around (just as in Mario Bros 3), which the other boots don't notice.

IIRC the boots eventually find out what you've done and say that you are utterly sick, but I think Nintendo wrote themselves out of a corner by having it turn out that the dead boot you were hopping around in is actually still alive and you have to fight it again (along with his friends) after rescuing Mario.

[–]djalbino -1 points0 points ago

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Oh screw that then. I don't want it if Nintendo had one.

[–]Anonymack 13 points14 points ago

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TIL a size 14.5 slipper and a size 1450 slipper are the same price.

[–]Bullislander05 9 points10 points ago

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If I wanted to actually make one of these, what would it require?

[–]gjallerhorn 23 points24 points ago

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an actual bear

[–]kevcube 10 points11 points ago

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I wish you luck on your quest to kill... an actual bear.

[–]redwall_hp 7 points8 points ago

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I will give you 15 silver pieces if you bring back fifteen bears' claws.

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 4 points5 points ago

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That's only 3 bears and one that is already deformed enough to kill easily! What a deal!

[–]KillaKona 1 point2 points ago

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I think he meant like: "the claws of 15 bears". Otherwise he would have said "...if you bring back fifteen bear claws."

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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You know what, you are probably completely right. I didn't even see that it said "bears' claws" and not "bear claws". I also took it to mean bear feet or paws, when the claws themselves would be simply a part of the foot. I kind of just failed completely I think.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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15 Bear claws divided by 3 bears is 5 claws per bear.

wat?

[–]CacophonyForever 4 points5 points ago

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rear left, rear right, front left, front right, and middle.

[–]TheUrge 1 point2 points ago

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Harvest his lower horn!

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, sorry if my comment was vague. I meant 3 bears (12 claws) plus one that is deformed to having only 3 claws (15 total).

[–]IViolateSocks 0 points1 point ago

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This is a fair price for doughnuts.

[–]IViolateSocks 0 points1 point ago

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And a high crafting skill, better start with iron daggers.

[–]Software_Engineer 58 points59 points ago

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Imagine the size of his dick!

[–]YoshiDan 7 points8 points ago

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Why can't anyone ever just link to the fucking news story instead of posting a screenshot of it?

[–]Mrwhalefail 5 points6 points ago

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I probably wouldn't have read this if it wasn't an Imgur link. I browse reddit by hovering my mouse over the links, if an image doesn't appear i don't look at it.

[–]YoshiDan 1 point2 points ago

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Fair enough, but I like to read the actual article. I'm not interested in a headline and just a photo.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I feel people like that should have their right to vote taken away.

[–]games0124 0 points1 point ago

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yeeeeep

[–]commentninja 0 points1 point ago

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it even has a reddit button

[–]4meiiwii 14 points15 points ago

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Hope it was free shipping!

[–]SenorLovely 23 points24 points ago

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It was some promotional stunt, wasn't real.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points ago

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no, you mean the manufactured an impossibly large slipper without so much as a phone call to verify the size? and for the same price as a 14.5?

[–]gojirra 17 points18 points ago

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Every time this gets reposted, this same thread of comments happens.

[–]ThisOpenFist 4 points5 points ago

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That must be hilarious, in a bleak sort of way.

[–]rockmongoose 6 points7 points ago

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There's a glitch in the Matrix O.O

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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O.O

Stop it.

[–]TehSantos 1 point2 points ago

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The future has been predicted.

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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preddicted.

[–]ronald_rager 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SenorLovely 0 points1 point ago

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I was simply pointing it out, as many of the posts were claiming the guy was lucky to have received that slipper. No need to break out the sarcasm.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zero_iq 6 points7 points ago

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Obvious PR stunt is obvious.

[–]Chadawicked 2 points3 points ago

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So I wonder at any point in production anyone said.....Hmmmm?

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

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Do you know the possibilities!? Do you!?

[–]jook11 1 point2 points ago

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Why didn't you just click the reddit share button and submit it properly?

[–]localanti 1 point2 points ago

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epic repost bra!

[–]Grummond 1 point2 points ago

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Last year i ordered a new harddrive, the company messed up and sent me 20 drives instead. They never asked for them back.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

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Funny because it's something that Dell would do if it was logistically possible.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Even as a stunt, can you imagine what this thing cost?

[–]signorafosca 2 points3 points ago

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He better sleep in that from now on, or he's an ungrateful bastard.

[–]WhatHitlerSaid 2 points3 points ago

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[–]orange_kevin 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to be 'that guy' and tell you all it was actually a massive marketing ploy that completely backfired.

[–]damnfinecupofcoffee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]evanthesquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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whatever happened to JTT?

[–]Doomsayer189 2 points3 points ago

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Good lord, he's 30 now.

[–]SlotCarSteve 3 points4 points ago

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He died back in 2009 from an overdose of Benadryl.

[–]Peachz 6 points7 points ago

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Now I really want to know if wikipedia used to say that or you completely made it up.

[–]PanicOnFunkotron 6 points7 points ago

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My guess is SlotCarSteve is gonna have a really hard time explaining JTT's presence at a 2011 Home Improvement cast reunion, but hey, I might just get surprised.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Sweet ladyboner, he looks good.

[–]SlotCarSteve 0 points1 point ago*

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That's his brother Joel.

[–]PanicOnFunkotron 1 point2 points ago

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The References section? Maybe you meant this.

[–]SlotCarSteve 1 point2 points ago

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I originally linked to the Cast Changes section of the Home Improvement article. Not sure how to work out the extra parenthesis (won't link correctly) so I just lazily added the references instead.

TL;DR I'm creating an alternate universe where JTT died in 2009.

[–]PanicOnFunkotron 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Well sorry to have ruined everything. At any rate, I can help you with your link problem--you know, for the future.

[You'd type it like this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement_\(TV_series\)#Casting_changes)

And it would end up like this

The backslashes are where the magic happens.

[–]SlotCarSteve 0 points1 point ago

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i'm just amusing myself, so nothing is ruined. Also you taught me something new. Thank's PanicOnFunkotron.

[–]IsABot 2 points3 points ago

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Jonathan currently lives in Los Angeles, CA and in September, 2011, reunited with the rest of the Home Improvement cast for a photo shoot for Entertainment Weekly. At that time, Patricia Richardson tweeted an update about Jonathan, stating, "Jonathan is acting, and he wants to direct!"

[–]SlotCarSteve 0 points1 point ago

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She was talking about Jonathan Frakes.

[–]IsABot 1 point2 points ago

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From Star Trek?! No way, he's still alive and kickin' it on twitter

[–]SlotCarSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]SlotCarSteve 5 points6 points ago

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I'm looking for an obituary as we speak.

[–]evanthesquirrel 2 points3 points ago*

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way to ruin the mystery, man

[–]Kinch_ 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing at this. You get my award for funniest comment of the year.

[–]lordeddardstark 1 point2 points ago

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*Envious.

Unless the guy in the picture is your boyfriend and you're afraid that the slipper will steal him from you.

[–]WhatHitlerSaid 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I feel that it's only you and me who are the only two people in the world who care about this distinction.

I also hate people who misuse the "Nailed It" meme for projects that were successful. I think I'm the only one.

[–]TFSC2 1 point2 points ago

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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?

Srsly, I have no idea and if I've been living my life all wrong I need to know.

[–]lordeddardstark 2 points3 points ago

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Jealous means "apprehensive or vengeful out of fear of being replaced by someone else." It can also mean "watchful," "anxiously suspicious," "zealous," or "expecting complete devotion." The last is normally applied to God.

The noun form is jealousy; the adverb form, jealously.

Envy means "to bear a grudge toward someone due to coveting what that person has or enjoys." In a milder sense, it means "the longing for something someone else has without any ill will intended toward that person." Envy can be a noun or verb.

The adjective form is envious; the adverb form, enviously.

from here

[–]WhatHitlerSaid 0 points1 point ago

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I remembered it this way:

"I jealously guard my girlfriend, but I don't enviously guard her."

"Jealousy" usually implies ownership. "Envy" is where it's what someone else has.

e.g. You envy someone's car, you don't jealousy someone's car.

[–]bagofdog 0 points1 point ago

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Also, your mom likes me better.

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

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who orders one slipper?

[–]illmoney 0 points1 point ago

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I would live there forever

[–]Hyperion1144 0 points1 point ago

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You'd think somebody would bother to double-check an order like that...

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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You'd think somebody 
would bother to double-check 
an order like that...

[–]Hyperion1144 0 points1 point ago

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WOW! I made a haiku without even realizing it!

[–]Th3Freak55 0 points1 point ago

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I call shenanigans!!!

[–]chdsgr12 0 points1 point ago

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Eww think of the feet that have been in there

[–]WezVC 0 points1 point ago

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I really want a pair of those slippers.

Like, a normal sized pair.

[–]Tahj42 0 points1 point ago

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That why Europeans don't order anything from American companies.

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point ago

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want so hard. so hard.

[–]slyguy183 0 points1 point ago

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I mean, if this were true, they'd be making a size 1450 slipper on a regular basis. Why??

[–]pigguswiggus 0 points1 point ago

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Fake or not, I'm seeing a lot of demand for this product...hint hint entrepreneurs.

[–]djeclipz 0 points1 point ago

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Now that would make a good secret santa gift!

[–]OgFinish 0 points1 point ago

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Guy orders biggest repost of all time

[–]gmorales87 0 points1 point ago

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That's Alot of slipper

[–]shizumuka 0 points1 point ago

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It's been posted on reddit like a month ago...

[–]PastyNoob 0 points1 point ago

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envious....

[–]kataze 0 points1 point ago

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I want those slippers so bad! I have a pair, but they don't fit anymore!

[–]IChuckPens 0 points1 point ago

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Best. Sleeping. Bag. EVER.

[–]foxxxy_mama 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how many people they've had order ridiculously large shoes since this news article was published.....

[–]kensomniac 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine the spiders that could hide in there!

[–]ronald_rager 0 points1 point ago

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He so wanted that to happen.

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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We're going to need a bigger foot

[–]livinlifeman 0 points1 point ago

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thatd be a sick bed!!

[–]ispydrogas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Klondeikbar 0 points1 point ago

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No one is talking about the fact that a guy with such huge feet must have a MASSIVE schlong.

[–]hhockett45983 0 points1 point ago

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And that's what I would call my new bed...

[–]lolalvarez 0 points1 point ago

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LLLLLOOOL

[–]XxVampirNekoxX 0 points1 point ago

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Best slipper ever!!

[–]StabNSprint -1 points0 points ago

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How many times is this going to get reposted?

[–]BigPoohbear 0 points1 point ago

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its a slipper bed

[–]ilovemagicmush 0 points1 point ago

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Put wheels on that bad boy

[–]chanseyy 0 points1 point ago

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Real or not..I FUCKING WANT ONE.

[–]Related-WolframAlpha 0 points1 point ago*

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The shoe in this picture should be a lot bigger. A size 1,450 in the UK would mean his foot would be 490.9 inches, which is 40.908 feet (12.47 meters) long. This is about 0.62 times the length of a cricket pitch and about 1.2 times the length of a London Routemaster double-decker bus

[–]re1071990 -1 points0 points ago

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fake and gay

[–]AuroraDark -4 points-3 points ago

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Anyone who believed this for a second is a complete fucking retard. Basic logic: 1) The cost of the materials for this huge slipper would be hundreds if not thousands of times more than two ordinary slippers. 2) The cost of the shipping, as well, would have been thousands of times more than the shipping of two ordinary slippers. The guy would have immediately noticed the enormous discrepancy in the cost and realised the error.

Again, very basic logic here. If you believed this even for a second, for the love of mankind, do not pass on your genes.

[–]RusselNash 1 point2 points ago

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[–]looknottothesky -2 points-1 points ago

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Silly non-American number systems

[–]skippyG -5 points-4 points ago

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Someone's new to Reddit . . . how cute.

[–]PurpleWaffle -1 points0 points ago

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Does anyone know what company he ordered that from?

[–]s0crates82 4 points5 points ago

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Monsanto.

[–]JesseJaymz -1 points0 points ago

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Come on reddit let's get some better content, this is like 19 Internet years old already.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote -1 points0 points ago

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He's kinda good looking

[–]upvoteforyouhun -2 points-1 points ago

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Wait... where's the other one? Did he only order one slipper and not a pair?

[–]rwheeler720 0 points1 point ago

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The other one is on the floor... RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!

[–]upvoteforyouhun 0 points1 point ago

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So, he only ordered one size 14.5 slipper?

[–]rwheeler720 0 points1 point ago

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He ordered one size 13 and one size 14.5 because his feet are two different sizes.