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Over Billions and Billions Served (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Headpuncher 1 point2 points ago

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Do you want fries with hat?

[–]trilobitemk7 1 point2 points ago

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I lolled.

[–]sc0ttt 2 points3 points ago

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Papa frita!

[–]Slacktoo 2 points3 points ago

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And like McDonald's, it might have the most customers, but the food is still shit.

[–]Wranid 1 point2 points ago

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I really want that hat.

[–]MrBarry 1 point2 points ago

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Frylock's German cousin

[–]neightdog[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You should see his partner: Master Snake

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points ago

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SHAKE, GET IN HERE!

[–]KharmaCorn 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Meals, with a toy inside!

[–]Militant_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

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is that served or ser-ved?

[–]X52 0 points1 point ago

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Would you like holy fries with that?

[–]keeblur 0 points1 point ago

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At least I get something necessary to my survival when I eat McDonalds. Religion don't give you shit but false security.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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that analogy was already made by Scottish author and jou8rnalist Christopher Brookmyre - although he went with catholic education, rather than just catholisism. same thing though. "Pandemonium" by Christopher Brookmyre - seriously good book. Recommend it, and anything else he's written.

[–]MKRX 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, this shall be my Facebook profile pic for at least a week.

[–]Disgod 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny cuz they're both talking about children under 12...

[–]Crownowa 0 points1 point ago

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What happens to his head if we eat all of the fries?

[–]neightdog[S] 0 points1 point ago

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He loses his power and becomes vulnerable-yet also sends him into a death rage

[–]ALWAYS_SHOUTS -5 points-4 points ago

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FUCK IT! LETS GO BOWLING!

[–]eye_of_the_tiger -1 points0 points ago

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its the mc pope http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthw7qbskyo

[–]Section225 -1 points0 points ago

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Why have I never seen this in my head before? So disappointed in myself...

[–]neightdog[S] 0 points1 point ago

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WE ALL KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO

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[–]neightdog[S] 0 points1 point ago

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prolly unsolicited penis in the ass

[–]mc_curtis10 -1 points0 points ago

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"Would you like fries with that rape?"

[–]RaymondAblack -2 points-1 points ago

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Over Billions and Billions of children Served.

I thought of that cuz I thought you were gonna make a Catholic priest joke...

[–]neightdog[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I think the joke is more all encompassing than just the child-rape. Babies are only part of the billions

[–]RaymondAblack 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw the thumbnail I thought it would be a child-rape joke. Thats all I meant

[–]staomeel -2 points-1 points ago

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billions severed... millions molested.

[–]rosiehans -1 points0 points ago

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This makes me hungry.

[–]scarecrowslayer 1 point2 points ago

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The result is not worth the indulgence.

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