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[–]jakedemian 58 points59 points ago

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TIL Gumby is an atheist.

[–]missus_gumby 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't you know? In fact, all the Gumby family are, right from the very first Gumby Sapiens!

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

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He developed one leg walking technology.

[–]zfishkiller 16 points17 points ago

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That is the most menacing Gumby I have ever seen. Nice.

[–]missus_gumby 4 points5 points ago

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You haven't seen me! Actually, I'm not menacing at all. But I do play the tuba in quite a menacing fashion - the Shirley Phelps Tuba Concerto No. 3 in B minor could well have been written with me in mind.

[–]rabid_hippo 35 points36 points ago

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Fucking perfect usage of this clip.

[–]man-flops 8 points9 points ago*

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i prefer this one

[–]Wise2304 5 points6 points ago

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Wat.

[–]Vold3mortal[S] 6 points7 points ago

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It fits so well.

[–]americano212 4 points5 points ago

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If you notice, the guy next to the door knocks on the wall to signal his friend to come through the door.

[–]Agromania 6 points7 points ago

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Guy knocks on wall, Gumby comes out. You can't explain that!

[–]velvethammer44 1 point2 points ago

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First time I noticed that was today.

[–]Billybones116 1 point2 points ago

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I think better reason to believe its fake is that the door starts opening well before the shot is released.

[–]theyellowgoat 0 points1 point ago

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Dude looks like this

[–]twistdmentat 6 points7 points ago

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all sources should be understood as context, content, and concept. To disregard any historical source because it is flawed based upon current knowledge is to miss its contextual value. Its like arguing between Procopious and Eugenius.

[–]Judeo 4 points5 points ago

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So to clarify, you're saying that the Bible isn't a reliable source, right? Right?

EDIT: Reliable != Has some history in it.

[–]the_littlest_viking 2 points3 points ago

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A source that isn't completely reliable doesn't need to be disregarded entirely. Sure the Bible talks a whole lots about magic and gods and talking snakes and other nonsense, but it's still an important contextual source when it comes to certain historical things.

So no, I don't think he's saying that the Bible is a "reliable source," as such. Just that it has value.

[–]Judeo 0 points1 point ago

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It should be disregarded as a credible source for supernatural behaviors, is what I was getting at.

If there's no magic mumbo jumbo involved, I'm all for it.

[–]twistdmentat 1 point2 points ago

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I did not say that. Let's take Caesar's Gallic War. For content, he exaggerates the numbers of opposing armies. Contextually he is writing to enhance his political career back home. As a whole, the book stands on its own as a primary source for the period's history.

[–]mevets 2 points3 points ago

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Hey! That's goal tending!

[–]liverpoop 2 points3 points ago

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i imagine gumby is saying "Get that shit out of here!"

[–]Vold3mortal[S] 1 point2 points ago

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"not in my house!"

[–]Stitchmond 2 points3 points ago

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I watched The Case for Christ on a lark last night because, well, it was on netflix and I was bored. I had just finished watching another documentary on Jesus that approached him as a historical person, dispelling myths that had arisen around him and treating him no more than a man, but at the same time not disputing Christianity. It wasn't bad.

ANYWAY, one of the first things The Case for Christ did was claim that the historical narrative in the four gospels is absolute truth. No evidence was given for this claim.

[–]TheOnlySwanny 12 points13 points ago

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I can understand you believing this when it comes to parts of the bible such as Noah's Ark, but the Bible has been proven to be a reliable historical record in certain areas. Until recently, we had no evidence of the Hittite civilization except for what was said in the bible. This by no means proves the rest of the bible, but it can still be used in historical context.

[–]cbelt123 13 points14 points ago

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TIL reliable means occasionally correct.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Just because a broken clock is right twice a day doesn't mean it's reliable.

[–]MKRX 6 points7 points ago

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Consider your analogy stolen.

[–]partcomputer 1 point2 points ago

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His saying? People have said that forever.

[–]MKRX 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I've never thought to use that phrase in that context before though.

[–]partcomputer 0 points1 point ago

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I realized what you meant after I commented. I thought I deleted it, but it never went through. Oops.

[–]TheOnlySwanny 5 points6 points ago

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Absolutely genius. But let's say you are in a world history class, would it be appropriate to refer to the Bible as a source involving certain historical events?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Only if corroborated by other sources, which can themselves be considered independently valid...at least that would be my take on it.

[–]MrNovember785 0 points1 point ago

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This is correct. I have a bible on my bookshelf. I am an atheist. The bible was purchased as one of many books for a history class. Basically even if you don't believe in it, the bible can still be a valuable source of information.

[–]samuriwerewolf 1 point2 points ago

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Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day!

[–]ChemicalRascal 2 points3 points ago

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Even a shitty sandwich tastes good twice a day!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you let a pig drive a tractor trailer it will stay in the lane some of the time?

[–]Vold3mortal[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That is genius.

[–]CoAmon 5 points6 points ago

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You are referring to the Anatolian Kingdom Hittites right? From my understanding, anthropologists have little reason to believe that Anatolian Kingdom Hittites are the same ones identified in the bible. Other than the name, Anatolian Kingdom Hittites don't resemble the small agrarian hill folk portrayed in Genesis.

[–]Bachstar 0 points1 point ago

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One reasonably accurate data point doesn't prove the entire set. :)

[–]RandomFrenchGuy -1 points0 points ago

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Bibles are also very useful when you want to know how numbers from 1 to 768 are ordered if you only look at the corner of the pages.

It's probably more useful that what tiny bits of history there are in there.

[–]mrsobchak 4 points5 points ago

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I usually hate reaction posts, but this is quite astute. It's very much like Gumby swatting the basketball, if you can poke just one hole in their book, they (should) realize that the whole thing can't be taken seriously.

[–]TrolliestTroll 7 points8 points ago

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So if my Mathematics manual has a single error, the entirety of the publication is instantly disproved? I'm an atheist and in no way defending the bible but your logic in this instance is deeply flawed.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Considering that it's supposed to be God's word, and God is perfect, I don't think it's too unreasonable. I could seeing letting some minor things slide due to translation errors and such, but when the flaws are numerous and severe it seems reasonable to dismiss the whole thing.

If I was reading a math book that referred to two-sided triangles or something equally silly I'd probably put it down and get a different book.

[–]TrolliestTroll 0 points1 point ago

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The context of this post and the surrounding discussion is the usage of the bible as a verifiable source. If we take each individual claim in the bible, we can systematically disprove many of them. But to say that every claim is false because a few claims are false is illogical. That's like saying essentially every science book written before now are 100% incorrect because a few claims or theories have been modified. It simply does not do justice to the resources under scrutiny.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Right. But if you know a good chunk of it is nonsense why would you assume the rest of it is good? A lot of it is definitely bad, and the only way you're going to know if a part of it good is if it compares favorably to stuff you already know is good.

It's useless as a primary source for historical info because there's no way of distinguishing the crap from the rest of it without using verified sources.

In the case of the science book, you can probably test out a few things to see if they generally hold up. Gravity info in a science book is probably still fine even if they botched some of the details on friction, or something like that. Unlike history, you can verify a lot of "science" without comparing it to other books, because science ideas tend to be testable. They're very different "sources".

[–]samuriwerewolf 0 points1 point ago

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It's a numbers game. The majority of the "facts" are false and most of the ones that aren't are effectively useless or anecdotal at best. So yes it is reasonable to discount the bible unless given a specific instance in which it is correct.

[–]AmusingPseudonym 0 points1 point ago

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True, but if you were reading a school science book and discovered an absolutely extraordinary fact, one that is almost impossible to believe, would you be more or less likely to believe it was true if you had found numerous obvious errors in the rest of the book?

Science can make some incredible claims that are either counter-intuitive or simply impossible to truly fathom because the numbers or concepts involved are so huge. We understand that there is a lot of proof for these ideas and so we accept them, carefully and with the awareness that we might find evidence that sheds new light on the subject.

[–]redbullhamster 1 point2 points ago

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Seems logical right? But math books are never claimed to be the infallible word of some being.

Just had this "infallible word of god" line used on me today so it's definitely out there.

[–]TrolliestTroll 1 point2 points ago

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What others claim the Bible to be is hardly relevant when considering the content of its claims critically. If you want people to take your criticisms seriously you need to analyze the actual content of the ideas therein and disregard the irrelevant or irresolvable beliefs.

[–]thrakhath 2 points3 points ago

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Weirdest thing ever was getting a Christian to admit that the bible is full of holes, logical inconsistencies, mistranslations, and possibly even deliberately altered facts to suit a particular author's goals ... but, he insists, it's still "big picture" correct, God's pure holy word gets through anyway and when you read it under the guidance of the Holy Spirit you see it and understand it as it was meant to be.

[–]jemjenk 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you, Gumby

[–]Vold3mortal[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Yo dawgg.. He put da team on his back.

[–]jemjenk 2 points3 points ago

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he one of da hawdest hittin safeties in da leeeeague!

[–]j2theosh1 1 point2 points ago

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GET OFF ME, CHILDS PLAY

[–]Mr-Tiggo-Bitties 1 point2 points ago

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He broke his fuckin leg doeee

[–]Vold3mortal[S] 1 point2 points ago

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"Dawww, gotta do dis for da team. Gotta put da team on mah back"

[–]missus_gumby -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck you, Gumby

OK, be round my place at 8pm with a box of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and a flagon of MD 20/20 and I might consider your request.

On second thoughts, make it a very large barrel of 20/20.

[–]Sdingel 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't that be great! When someone said something stupid and tried to use the bible to back it up, while they were blathering on and you were wishing you could have the last five minutes of your life back Gumby would just pop out of a bush and kick some ass. That would be amazing!

[–]foolery 1 point2 points ago

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I can't argue for atheism while using the Bible as a reliable source, but it is very, very possible to convince someone to question the value of worshiping God using the Bible. It's like judo--use the weight of your opponent and bring it right down on their own internal organs.

[–]WhatIsDeism 1 point2 points ago

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I was talking to some guys at a party and one of them starts talking about giants being real. I look at him strangely for a second and ask him where he heard that. With a strait face he tells me "Well the bible talks about it, so you know it's true"

I start laughing thinking it's somewhat of a joke, but this guy was completely serious about it. Turns out this guy is a huge born-again who works at a church.

Later on he ended up talking about how if you believe in god you believe in the bible. Ah mono-theists are so god damn funny.

[–]JaggerA 1 point2 points ago

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Gumby RUNS this bitch

[–]missus_gumby 1 point2 points ago

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... and I'm going to have a few words with him about that when he gets back from work tonight.

[–]onebadluvguru 1 point2 points ago

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Yea.. a book of likely fiction (though for some reason believed as the undeniable truth by many) can be used in a argument of facts..

[–]MrJohnDough 1 point2 points ago

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In my family, specifically the "Christian" practicing part. The bible is the unquestionable word of God. No if, ands, or buts... There is an answer for everything in there. Ignorant fools who can't think for themselves. It irritates the hell out of me. Makes me want to smack the bible across their face, hopefully it knocks some common sense into that brain. The bible is man made!!!!

[–]buffbuf 1 point2 points ago

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That's either a poster for Precious or The Graduate

[–]Fit_That_Description 1 point2 points ago

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Hands down my favorite Gif.

[–]McConauwolf 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. i'm a [8] so that kinda blew my mind. BUT.... I totally agree! :)

[–]slipstream37 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why that was so funny.

[–]lalit008 1 point2 points ago

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wow, perfect timing, you can tell they got it on the first try too since the two guys got scared.

[–]slashsigh 1 point2 points ago

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I like to keep a copy of The Fellowship of the Ring with me for this exact occasion.

[–]spikeCB_ 1 point2 points ago

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Is there any way to dispute it when people do this? Most people who do this are beyond logic, but maybe...

[–]DHumefan 0 points1 point ago

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Very accurate.

[–]llama66613 -1 points0 points ago

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wat

[–]jlussier -1 points0 points ago

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You know how we had information about the Hittites before 1884?

The Bible, bitch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hittites

[–]thrakhath 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, but no one is threatened with eternal hellfire based on what they believe about the Hittites. As far as this proves the Bible was written by people who were contemporaries of the Hitties and not by tenth century Catholics, I concede that you have good evidence.

[–]Gorgoz -1 points0 points ago

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Oh kmon, surely there could have been a better gif than this.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It can be used as a reliable source...for the cultural history and mythology of the Hebrew people and as a source for the theology of obscure Levant apocalypse cults of the first century.