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[–]Killkv 175 points176 points ago

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THAT'S NOT HOW DALMATIANS WORK, GOODNIGHT!

[–]papagayno 8 points9 points ago

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If you have ever been to Dalmatia, you would've known that Dalmatians don't work. Ever.

[–]addedpulp 58 points59 points ago

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You're a son of a bitch. I came to say this exact same thing, except

DALMATIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT

FTFY

[–]travis_of_the_cosmos 3 points4 points ago

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Gah! You messed up the correction:

MORBO QUOTES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOOD NIGHT!

FTFTFYFY

[–]Killkv 12 points13 points ago

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You are right, you should have all my karma, but this upvote will have to do.

[–]damendred 1 point2 points ago

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I think this was the top comment last time this was posted, but I'm not sure.

[–]ypschr 116 points117 points ago

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I think this is photoshopped.

[–]Dr_fish 144 points145 points ago

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Clearly. Everyone knows dalmations aren't real.

[–]brian21 28 points29 points ago

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Yeah they are, they just only travel in packs of 99.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

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Wait, don't you mean 101?

[–]deviationblue 4 points5 points ago

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Not once they pass Lucky Noodle.

[–]ypschr 7 points8 points ago

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This man speaks the truth! Dalmations were invented by Disney!

[–]nasi_lemak 3 points4 points ago

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yeah, dalmations aren't like unicorns, man!

[–]3lementaru 46 points47 points ago

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DALMATIAN. WITH AN A.

ALL OF YOU, MY OFFICE, NOW.

[–]TheShovelizer 8 points9 points ago

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TIL only 50% of the users in this thread know how to spell the word "dalmatian"

I'm the 50%

[–]nasi_lemak 12 points13 points ago

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which 50% exactly?

[–]Lacagada 10 points11 points ago

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About a year ago I saw a billboard in Atlanta that had Dalmatian spelled "Dalmation" and had a picture of a Great Dane. I was driving, couldn't take a picture. Triple fail.

[–]matthank 2 points3 points ago

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What's the third?

[–]Lacagada 6 points7 points ago

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1) Dalmation 2) Pic of Great Dane 3) Not taking a picture.

[–]gfixler 14 points15 points ago

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4) was on way to Nickleback concert.

[–]hollynoats 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in 6th grade I was taking a standardized english test and one of the reading comprehension questions spelled dalmatian with an 'o' followed shortly by another question wherein they called the koala a bear. Fucking bastards.

[–]PissInYourUrinal 3 points4 points ago

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This kills the dalmatiån.

[–]whatever_idc 8 points9 points ago

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No way man you're just hatin'.

[–]ARCHA1C 3 points4 points ago

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I think you might be correct.

Some of the spots appear to not match up between the dog and the shadow, but I can't be certain without seeing the other side of the dog.

[–]toiletclogger 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely FAAAAAKE, the spots don't match on the shadow!

[–]bestbeforeMar91 1 point2 points ago

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The giveaway is that the dog has spots on its legs and that isn't in the shadow.

[–]TheDoomSheep 2 points3 points ago

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The dog's fur alpha looks a bit off.

[–]Draegur 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah dude, totally. I can tell by the pixels, and also by having seen many photoshops in my time.

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly! The spots of light don't match the dog's patterning.

[–]snickaz -4 points-3 points ago

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Yep. Fake AND gay.

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 23 points24 points ago

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I now crave a hot dog with swiss cheese.

[–]ScrambledEggResearch 58 points59 points ago

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Fake. The spots don't match up.

[–]jett_jackson 14 points15 points ago

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Can tell by the pixels, seen a few in my day, etc.

[–]Hiker_Trash 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I want to see a REAL image of light passing through opaque, solid objects.

[–]ScrambledEggResearch 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Elexyr1 37 points38 points ago

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"Spot" the difference.

I'll show myself out.

[–]OkayGuyGreg 10 points11 points ago

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I laughed out loud in the library and was kicked out by this librarian that hates me. We got into a scuffle in the lobby and I was placed in a temporary holding room on campus until the police arrived. I was then processed and charged with disorderly conduct and assault. I am now out on bail that my mom had to post for me because I can't get a job because I have insomnia that stems from the amount of online games I play. Thanks for ruining my already mediocre existence.

[–]FAFASGR 3 points4 points ago

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all of that in 2 hours?

[–]Elexyr1 2 points3 points ago

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I feel strangely proud of this. I am a bad person.

[–]darwin_wins 0 points1 point ago

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You are just Okay Greg. What else do you expect?

[–]OkayGuyGreg 0 points1 point ago

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I don't expect much out of myself or anyone around me.

[–]wewtaco 1 point2 points ago

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I could, but it's just not that black and white.

[–]dudeman93 1 point2 points ago

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At least you recognized your own stupidity, now we don't have to bark orders at you.

[–]TheSnop 7 points8 points ago

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I'm annoyed that it took me more than half a second to figure out it was photoshopped. I hate you, brain, you're useless.

[–]haikusfortheweary 9 points10 points ago

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Poor Snop's wasted brain
  Can't handle reality
Thinks it's photoshopped

[–]plisterinbenis 5 points6 points ago

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[–]secretlypooping 2 points3 points ago

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the 'light spot' on the ground in between its legs is kinda shaped like a penis, i had a chuckle.

[–]BattleClown 2 points3 points ago

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half vampire

[–]timotab[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, I spelled dalmatian wrong. I get it. I'm sorry.

[–]sirbruce 4 points5 points ago

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DALMATIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

Edit: Dammit, someone else already beat me to this comment.

[–]7nights 2 points3 points ago

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That's not creepy at all.

[–]violenthamster -2 points-1 points ago

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It makes me think that the shadow represents the inner health of the dog and it's being eaten inside out by a horrible disease/cancer. :(

[–]tecksbuk 2 points3 points ago

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Hole-y dalmations, batman!

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points ago

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Why are you bubbling that dalmation? Stop jerking off to dog shadows you mormon pervert.

[–]TosTosT 2 points3 points ago

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Is it true that Dalmatians are very rare and so inbred that it's hard to find one that doesn't have medical problems or something of that nature? I don't know if I heard that before or just made it up. I can't tell the difference anymore.

[–]hollynoats 0 points1 point ago

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They're not that rare, but they do have health problems. It's mostly associated with being deaf. But it's common to find hearing problems in animals with albinism in their genetics. So yeah, like any dog they've been inbred to shit, but they're not disasters. My dog was a Dalmatian, her name was Pearl. She would have turned 16 this past September, but she was put down in April. In all honesty she would probably still be alive, but she was mostly blind, deaf, had arthritis and was incontinent. But she still had days that she ran around like a puppy. She lived with my mom in California and I flew down to be there for the euthanasia. She was a great dog. She never really got sick, but had a pretty extensive history of ear infections. She was paranoid, but I blame that on our inexperience as dog owners. She was sweet as hell and would love you forever if you gave her a treat. Beggus Maximus. Only later did I learn that Dalmatian fur has a little barb at its follicle that makes it particularly hard to remove from your [black] clothing. I kind of remember something about being prone to bladder infections, but I didn't have that experience with my dog, so I'm not sure if I'm remembering that correctly. A lot of people will say Dalmatians are hyper and stupid, but I think any dog runs that risk; it depends on upbringing. Mine was kind of fucking stupid sometimes, but I have only myself and my family to blame. I was 9, what did I know about raising a dog? I'm sure the inbreeding didn't help her odds. She was the sweetest dumb dog you could hope to meet. I remember one night she stood on my bed and whined for ten minutes before I realised she was afraid to jump down in the dark. I turned on my nightlight (read: lava lamp) and she jumped down immediately, walked out of the room and went and ate some food.

[–]TosTosT 0 points1 point ago

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But she lived until 16 which is a hell of a long time for a bigger dog. I was under the impression that they had a lot of health problems as a breed, and didn't live very long as a result.

Also that firefighters love them.

My whole life is a lie.

[–]SaveDonkin 1 point2 points ago

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He's Swiss.

[–]robbyrobbd 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you dot there

[–]vpookie 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't have used a soft edge, otherwhise it would be much more convincing.

[–]skateyfrox 1 point2 points ago

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No! I don't like this! Keep safe the whole dog please and thank you.

[–]renegade 1 point2 points ago

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Great idea, I'd like to see a version by someone with some real photoshop skills though.

[–]poodoofodder 3 points4 points ago

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This is dope. What a great concept

[–]PsiLoCyBiNTriP 0 points1 point ago

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Trippy.

[–]crusty_sock_puppet 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]superbad 0 points1 point ago

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Chairdog?

[–]Kebre 0 points1 point ago

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fix those damn tiles.

[–]wildgio 0 points1 point ago

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....How?

[–]NotJustClarkKent 0 points1 point ago

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Holy!

[–]Etab 0 points1 point ago

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dalmatian

[–]porkly1 0 points1 point ago

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The Swiss variety

[–]Bladelink 0 points1 point ago

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The transition from the sharp leg shadows to where the body/shopping begins makes me really appreciate how well shadow effects work with pixel shader 3.0

[–]cocoaleaves 0 points1 point ago

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=0

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a shop

[–]Waibashi 0 points1 point ago

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You're dog got shot dude

[–]CocoBonobo 0 points1 point ago

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maybe he's see thru? or a glitch in the matrix

[–]Zambini 0 points1 point ago

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Probably should have taken off the screen filter.

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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Swiss cheese!

[–]necies 0 points1 point ago

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[8] gasp!!

oh.

OHHHH.

Whew..

[–]Gyrant 0 points1 point ago

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Waaat?

[–]Will_type_for_food 0 points1 point ago

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i found a penis shadow at the very right of the dog O.o

[–]BobLoblaw588 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else check to see if the spots in the shadow matched the ones on the dog?

[–]RaptorJevus 0 points1 point ago

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the artist... so called artist should have checked to see if the sun spots matched the dog spots.

[–]Jtownsend 0 points1 point ago

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That was cool until I saw the shadow for for the leash.

[–]frappy123 0 points1 point ago

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I THEE WAT U DID THER

[–]gatech_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a High-Res of this?

[–]meh97 0 points1 point ago

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This just gave me a flashback to lotus boob. Sonofabitch.

[–]Dracomantis 0 points1 point ago

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Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

[–]gekogekogeko -1 points0 points ago

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Best use of Photoshop I've seen all morning.

[–]pgomez -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit how can so many people have problems with this word? Do they think it's an action, like direction, correction, violation or something? It's quite obviously a geographic denomination (a demonym? there's no word for "gentilic" in English, is there?) and you don't call people from Asia asions, right?

[–]chronodestroyer -1 points0 points ago

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I would just like to say here that the one time I did see a Dalmatian, it was a lot more huge than I had imagined. They're very big.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 1 point2 points ago

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It really depends. My family has two dalmatians, a mother and a daughter. The mother is only about 35lbs and quite small. The daughter is a little bigger, but still only about 40lbs. We know the person who has one of the other members of the litter though, and that dog is quite large, probably around 50-60lbs, but it's a boy.

This is the daughter (it's a long story as to why she's at a show there, but it's the only picture I have right now).

[–]Soldier_Cyclist11 -1 points0 points ago

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SHooped, I can tell by the pixels

[–]AjentJ -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone notice that one of the light spots is a dick?

[–]Handsaw -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Heartnotes 0 points1 point ago

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You have some unresolved issues, don't you ...

[–]Handsaw 1 point2 points ago

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...not anymore. that's an old piece and a first draft at that.

[–]AviciiFTW -5 points-4 points ago

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so fake

[–]gainswor -3 points-2 points ago

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FAKE!

[–]Robstaley -3 points-2 points ago

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this is a really shitty shoop. if you are reading this and you upvoted this shitty shoop, please leave a reply explaining why you upvoted this shitty shoop.

[–]InkFreak -1 points0 points ago

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this is filthy!