this post was submitted on
1,094 points (54% like it)
6,492 up votes 5,398 down votes

funny

subscribe2,439,322 readers

8,733 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 71 comments

[–]thomasgangwar 133 points134 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The fact that I had to scroll down to see the bottom of this picture really made it for me.

[–]VirtualFlu 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You deserve a bigger screen. Have an upvote instead.

[–]TumbleDryLow 15 points16 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The cat preempted the question that I didn't even know I was about to ask. Brilliant.

[–]LunarMeow 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Me too! It made the timing in my head impeccable.

[–]Buster_Rant_Casey 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If one of my cats is curled up in the middle of the couch (with plenty or room for me to sit next to them), sees me walk in and set my drink down they stretch out like they were hoggin the bitch the whole time...then pretend to be asleep. Pricks.

[–]Professor_Gushington 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Was this screencapped from a 90's TV show?

[–]Goofychems 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

May I borrow him? I'm going to the movie theater tomorrow.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Speaking of saved, this is.

[–]sculptedpixels 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's Forrest Gump all over again.

Cain't sit heah.

[–]maredc 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

seat's TAYKIN...

[–]king_of_blades 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Holy JPEG Artifacts, Batman!

[–]arghnard 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Happens at midnight premiers...always.

[–]Probably-Lying 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is how my cat feels about all the keys on my keyboard.

and mouse

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is how my cat 
feels about all the keys on 
my keyboard.  and mouse

[–]stillalone 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Then how did you type that?

[–]WildKittyv1 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is how my cat feels used to feel about all the keys on my keyboard.

and mouse

That's how

[–]Probably-Lying 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i didnt...he did.

[–]pantsoff 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Elaine?

[–]finisheddit 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can't sit here (in deep southern accent)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's hysterical to me how much Comic Sans bothers redditors. Honestly, guys. Can you still read it? Good.

[–]taintedbloop 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Jesus Saves..Seats.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And makes offsite backups.

[–]KingPrimate 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

For who cat? and don't say dog. I know that's a lie.

[–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"seats taken"

[–]BowlerNerd 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can't sit here.

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're my most special friend

[–]conwyt 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...my only friend.

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dear lord, make me a bird. So I can fly far. Far, far away from here.

[–]maredc 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You can sit here if you want to...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seat's taken! in my kid's voice from Forrest Gump when he's on the bus

[–]earlynvmbr24 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Elaine Benes Cat

[–]misspolkadot 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have not seriously lol'ed at a picture on Reddit in a long time. Thank you.

[–]Gracky[!] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvote for such a FUN font

[–]sa0sinner 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

haha, kitty is saving - wait...

comic... FUCKING... SAAAAANNNNSSS!!!!!

[–]TransAm 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ugh, suck it up.

[–]Akiba89 -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

hate this crappy joke, down vote

[–]CalyBell 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Poor camera quality I can allow. Comic Sans, however, I cannot.

[–]xjudgex -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It'd be so much funnier if it wasn't for comic sans.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This would be funnier if it weren't for the bitching about comic sans. Just sayin'.

[–]eelmaiden 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm redditing on my phone while my lover sleeps in, and I'm trying not to laugh out loud, thank you! Totally got me with "this one too"

[–]crackersdelight 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

reminds me of the annoying childhood friend. :(

[–]fing3roperation 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

your chairs look like waffles or apple pies.

[–]tabret2004 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't normally adhere to cat pics, but this really made me chuckle.

[–]tabulasomnia 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Silence in the library.

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"I can't save three seats! It's impossible!"

[–]aakenned85 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's like high-school lunch time all over again.

[–]Immynimmy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If a cat was gonna be like that, I would just sit on it's greedy ass.

[–]robin_rock 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If I post this in a month from now, will you give me 1000 upvotes as well?

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes. ashamed

[–]ducttape36 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

is he talking about the chairs? or is he talking about the people who were raptured while sitting there?

JESUS IS LORD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Jesus Cat saves all the chairs.

[–]nick_giudici 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love how black cats always look like their eyes are open waaaay too wide.

[–]nancy06 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Save ALL the seats!

[–]Porsche959 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This pic was perfect because the bottom chair was blocked without scrolling. Made it seem like the cat was talkin to me, man!

[–]ubernood 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I would just like to take this moment to say:

If you do this to the entire front row for your friends that didn't get in line until 20 minutes later at a first-come first-seated concert , FUCK YOU!

[–]kerofbi -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hire that cat right meow!

[–]Tcyanide -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see what you did there

[–]DeltaOneCharlie -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is so damn funny meow?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I get it.

[–]TheReal_Dig -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The fact that this picture is new...........................................................................

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

New policy: auto-DV any post doing nothing but bitching about comic fucking sans. Srsly. It's getting ridiculous.

[–]hates_cats -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck, this picture is not even remotely interesting... just stop it with the cat pictures.

[–]borninthedark -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on