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Well, Goodbye virginity. (imgur.com)

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[–]jpmcgeown 29 points30 points ago

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The dude watching her gave zero fucks about that.

[–]down_vote_magnet 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, he was thinking it.

[–]working_on_it 5 points6 points ago

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As a guy, and having had this happen to me when my legs were still shorter than the board, I can assume with confidence that this is a very painful experience regardless of gender...

[–]reddez -5 points-4 points ago*

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You're the only guy who feels this way. Male or Female, getting hit between the legs is a bitch.

Edit: I was agreeing with him, sheesh. My second statement was backing up his comment.

[–]EmpiresBane 2 points3 points ago

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Did you actually read the entire comment?

[–]reddez -1 points0 points ago

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Yes I did and I've realized that it probably sounded a bit funny. I was agreeing with him....

[–]EmpiresBane 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. The first sentence didn't seem sarcastic at all so I was confused.

[–]reddez -1 points0 points ago

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I've come to realize my sarcasm is greatly hindered on teh interwebz... ಠ_ಠ

[–]JetBlackNinja 35 points36 points ago

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If you bust your hymen on a skateboard.... you are still a virgin.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Depends what country you're in.

[–]NotSeriousAtAll 5 points6 points ago

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BooYah!

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for not providing a relevant fuzzy rule 34 this time.

[–]Gogmagog 6 points7 points ago

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And goodbye humor. Who needed that anyway?

We're all done here, everybody. Let's get back to work.

[–]ThatGuyWithAnAccent -4 points-3 points ago

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This right here needs more upvotes. Now downvote me at will, as long as this man get's his credit.

[–]mjm7496 16 points17 points ago

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"Rectum, damn near killed him!"

[–]KoRnyWayz 4 points5 points ago

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Turned herself into a popsicle!

[–]LastOneStanding 5 points6 points ago

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Right in the taint

[–]Julian702 2 points3 points ago

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Next stop, Shane Diesel Productions.

[–]KrunkSplein 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, it's her gooch.

[–]Reptile00Seven 0 points1 point ago

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Taint. Males have gooches, females have taints.

[–]SubtleMockery 7 points8 points ago

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Wat. Both have taints.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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perineum

[–]loopynewt 3 points4 points ago

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Source. She didn't seem too hurt.

[–]OnmyojiOmn 5 points6 points ago

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Right on my ass!

Technical virginity intact!

[–]mantorkel 0 points1 point ago

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The catholic way

[–]BILL_CLINTONS_WIFE 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think I've ever laughed and cried simultaneously for so long, ohmygod.

[–]brownox 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the hymen.

[–]peep5how 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to a mate many years ago. Its not uncommon when skating as a kid. He cut his nut sack when we stopped off for a skate on our way to a party. After a couple of beers and a bit of a lie down he slapped a plaster on that shit and carried on for a good night on the turps.

[–]karlhowl -1 points0 points ago

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She's a lesbian anyway, gotta get it out of the way somehow.

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