Thanks...-cough-asshole-cough-

rizwan_k · 9 months

Credit to:The Magnificent Whatever

and the specific comic

mynameisdog4 · 9 months

May I ask why a genie had geometry homework?

NBAallstar · 9 months

I love the content expression on the friend's face, like this has been a goal of his for a while.

Homeschooled316 · 9 months

What the hell kind of genie is that? He looks like a character from King of the Hill.

Templetam · 9 months

And they say internet comics lack taste.

A_Breath_Of_Aether · 9 months

I have absolutely no idea about the context, but I almost pissed myself laughing.

Edit: Shit, sorry I thought the sheer absurdity and random-ness was humorous. I suppose saying as much reflects poorly on my intellect.

reply_to_myself · 9 months

The prospect is horrifying, but I've put asshole on my taste buds plenty of times.

CaTiNzEhAt · 9 months

EGASP! Something funny on /r/funny? What is this madness? 0.0

xyroclast · 9 months

Comic is funny, submission title isn't.

wheatfields · 9 months

I just get really pissed off every time i read this comic. You, and your friend can have anything in the world, any dream granted, any regret fixed, any scar erased. Yet this fucker has to put tastebuds in his friends asshole so then the last remaining wish is reverse the first.

I would probably just beat that guy to death.

mystylesmadmurderous · 9 months

King Khan & BBQ show know alllll about this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdRBAdzNhsw

Tonality · 9 months

I got stuck on the first panel trying to figure out the whole genie needed help with geometry homework part that I almost didn't even read the rest of it.

one_wish_genie · 9 months

I remember that shit like it was yesterday.

princess_shami · 9 months

Insert human centipede joke

tetttet · 9 months

There would be no foul taste. Foul taste is mostly smell.

The_Comma_Splicer · 9 months

That took me far too long to get.

Powerkart · 9 months

Imagine if you had eaten at the mexican all you can eat buffet right before this

AppleRind · 9 months

I laughed harder than I should have...

dsstuart · 9 months

Upvote....but I'm not sure why o.O

straws · 9 months

This guy clearly just learned how to draw open mouths and just wanted an opportunity.

dilli23 · 9 months

Ohhh, took me a couple minutes. I was thinking of tasting things that would get inserted, rather than the poo that would come out. Well.

lightheat · 9 months

THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED

CTHarry · 9 months

Cause Gins are Evil: [FIXED]

BaconChapstick · 9 months

That guy seems like a real asshole.

c4ptainmorgan · 9 months

I wish to transfer the sensation from those taste buds to him instead of me.

Live on Chipotle, Taco Bell, ham and cheese Hotpockets, and Indian food.

*edit: better wording

bigheadsheldon · 9 months

this made me laugh so hard that i started choking and almost passed out. you sir, have made my week

PedroDelCaso · 9 months

I'm smirking like a chimp on Acid at this. Brilliant.

tooktheredpill · 9 months

I'm laughing so goddamn hard right now lol. Do you think he'll change his diet?

jwitt1983 · 9 months

Omg I haven't laughed like that from a comic ever!! Genius!

mizzlematt · 9 months

It's okay. The other guy's wish was for his poop to be italian sausage.

Sr_Mangos · 9 months

I laughed WAY to hard at thIs xD day = made!

stealthshadow · 9 months

Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

charbroiledmonk · 9 months

This would benefit interorectogestion. Make sure to lube the turkey.

JordanG245 · 9 months

I laughed way more than I should have at that. Have an upvote, good sir!

Isnt_It_Obvious · 9 months

Reminds me of the southpark episode where everyone starts eating through their ass lol

chilltem · 9 months

Will the "plug your nose" method still work?

CarnCarby · 9 months

Vodka tampon time!

Dyrty · 9 months

re-fucking-post

FishDaddyMan · 9 months

No more Taco Bell thats for su-...wait that could be pretty good

crackalack · 9 months

It wouldn't be that bad, given that you can only taste sour, salty, bitter, sweet, and meaty, using your tastebuds. The rest of flavour comes from smell, so it would be better to wish he had smell receptors in his butt.

matlick · 9 months

GENIE-LINGUS

purplewhiteblack · 9 months

hahaha

seasidelion · 9 months

repost

GlenMYoshioka · 9 months

I laughed so hard I cried.

happyent · 9 months

Perfect counter: "I wish he had used the wish on himself"

Pantheonofoak · 9 months

But the guy could just unwish it with his wish

scumbag-reddit · 9 months

i don't care where it came from but this is the first time reddit actually made me laugh out loud.

Fakyall · 9 months

Does this affect his genes? do you think his kids will also have this.
think about this, that wish could of cursed future generations of that family tree.

JDole84 · 9 months

I actually started crying laughing.

mpgraci · 9 months

I tried to post this comic once: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lpvqq/one_wish/

downvoted_u_heres_Y · 9 months

Poop thread!

spike312 · 9 months

Repost.

Crapaholic · 9 months

ಠ_ಠ

bigweiner · 9 months

That would stink.

JeremyKean · 9 months

Luckily you need saliva to taste shit.

Pun intended woooooo.

Ragnalypse · 9 months

Next wish, "I wish I was the only one here with a normal anus".

Retaliate!

PersonalRobotJesus · 9 months

This cracked me up...when I saw it on the front page a week or so ago >.>

Robstaley · 9 months

oh look a good ol' next day repost, complete with irrelevant and unfunny title!

justasian · 9 months

Man that would be a shitty situation...

[deleted] · 9 months

As someone who isn't prudish about sex, I have to admit that I have tasted enough assholes in my life to not really be too bothered about tasting my own.

alsorobots · 9 months

Now he can unlock the mystery of "What does Captain Crunch taste like when shoved up your ass?" The world has waited TOO long for this.

boomer98 · 9 months

Why doesn't the other guy wish for the taste buds in his asshole gone

Garbagio · 9 months

If you like this style and jokes, should check out the flash internet series Blockhead.

chodeluver69 · 9 months

I can repost comics from two weeks ago too.

Mucak · 9 months

This is the worst thing you can do to somebody. xD

thecleverfoo1 · 9 months

Smells like repost up in this.

varjen · 9 months

Where is the punchline? I hate these comics. I never know how I am supposed to react. Omg lol he now has tastebuds in his ass, ewww? Is that the extent of the joke, or am I missing something deeper? I guess it is drawn in a humorous/talented style, pity upvote for the fact that the cartoonist took the time to make it, I guess. I appreciate the fact that they're doing something like that (much like Sting).

Just realized how cynical this all sounded.

funny

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