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[–]homerpalooza101 14 points15 points ago

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2 of my old friends had the same year of black Mustang and would go driving. One day, they found the the same car, but in white driving down the highway. They got on either side and made an Oreo.

[–]Jmjonkman 8 points9 points ago

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I've always wanted to get a Mini Cooper and paint the Jolly Rodger on it. Then start running into cars with the Jack Union painted on them.

[–]NomadofExile 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jmjonkman 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, that'd basically be the gist of it.

[–]TurdFerguson06 5 points6 points ago

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[–]knowone572 2 points3 points ago

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On this subject.. I always favored the Black Spy.

[–]h2orat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]specs919 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for my new wallpaper!

[–]geocachinggeek 1 point2 points ago

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Makes an awesome dual screen wallpaper. Google spyvsspy with your resolution and there are plenty...

edit: Forgot to mention I use it to break work stuff from distraction zones. So it really does play out spy vs spy!!

[–]lucarfox 0 points1 point ago

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:D good idea!

[–]ihatepants 2 points3 points ago

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around 1999, my friend and i both had 1988 nissan 200sx - mine in white and his in black. i said we should try to find gigantic spy vs spy stickers to put on our hoods.

a few months later he got into an accident and totaled his car. he said his first thought was how we'd never be able to make it happen :(

[–]matthank 1 point2 points ago

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which looks better in the shade?

[–]Topsiders 0 points1 point ago

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That was a long walk to that punchline.

[–]Feistybrunette 0 points1 point ago

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Came for the spy vs. spy, was not disappointed! Thank you for making this insomniacs night!

[–]Backpedal 0 points1 point ago

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I'm definitely going to age myself here, but not only did I grow up reading the comics in Mad Magazine, but Spy vs Spy was my favorite game on my Commodore 64. cough, cough, Back in my day...

[–]RubyBlye 0 points1 point ago

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Now if you can hear "Mad World" in your head you have a complete package.

[–]cajunbander 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, I think of Ebony and Ivory.

[–]jakemcd184 0 points1 point ago

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HERO

[–]catfysh 0 points1 point ago

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spy vs. spy. My favorite.

[–]34luna 0 points1 point ago

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Thanx, new desktop for work!

[–]ooo_shiny 0 points1 point ago

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I read the title and my first thought before clicking was "Better be spy vs spy". Glad I was not disappointed.

[–]squatdog 0 points1 point ago

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black spy unite!

[–]post_break 0 points1 point ago

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It kind of makes me think of this.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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You need to do burnouts around each other and become Yin and Yang.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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God bless these two for kindiling my love of violent humor.

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]martinj 0 points1 point ago

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I actually whispered under my breath "Spy vs Spy" before checking.

[–]marlajane 0 points1 point ago

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they are really the first "fight club"

[–]themanbat 0 points1 point ago

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And then I run that bastard off the road.

[–]Oswald_Bates 0 points1 point ago

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I drive a black TL and a woman in my building drives a white one. I think the exact same thing every day.

[–]foodpornclub 0 points1 point ago

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Knew what the picture was gonna be, clicked it anyway.