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[–]xMuh 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope he got credit for that.

[–]M-23[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I can't see any reason why not, the sentence works!

[–]lolliven 0 points1 point ago

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this is literally the reason i finally got a reddit account

[–]zovm -1 points0 points ago

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What the fuck was that sentence supposed to mean? My pen is in a goat? What the fuck?

[–]M-23[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if trolling...
Or just stupid.

[–]zovm -1 points0 points ago

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I know it is supposed to be "My penis in a goat." But what was the unscrambled sentence supposed to be? What am I not seeing? :S

[–]M-23[S] 2 points3 points ago

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"My goat is in a pen"

[–]runadi -1 points0 points ago

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but how can a goat be in a pen?

[–]rockabillyred 7 points8 points ago

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A pen is an enclosure for holding livestock.

[–]kekekekekekekeke 1 point2 points ago

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oh

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Click "pen" in my above comment, and that is what goats in a pen looks like.

[–]electric23sand -2 points-1 points ago

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i doubt anyone in the history of english has uttered the words, "my goat is in a pen."

[–]M-23[S] 1 point2 points ago*

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Like...seriously?
I'm sorry, maybe it's just because I'm from the UK, or whatever, I don't know, but I'm really surprised people don't know what a pen is, it's a place to keep farm livestock, like a child's playpen, a "pen" means a small enclosure for keeping a certain something in.
"My goat is in a pen." is a perfectly correct sentence, in terms of language (the sentence is correct English) and common sense (A pen is where you could keep a goat)
Apologies for the rant, but it seems pretty obvious to me, click the link on my comment reply to zovm, that's a goat pen.

[–]electric23sand 0 points1 point ago

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i don't know it just sounds funny. but the only times i've been on a farm i had to speak spanish so maybe that's messing me up.

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago*

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Fair enough, well, I assure you it's right. :P

[–]electric23sand 0 points1 point ago

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You assume me it's right or assure me it's right? UK English really is funny...

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Touché sir. I've changed it.

[–]lolwut19 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, fair enough.
I don't usually browse /r/funny, I pretty much stay on F7U12. So, I didn't know.
Apologies. <3

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

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It's all good man(woman).

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Man, but still all good :D
So...for Reddit etiquette's sake, should I remove it now...or is it all good to be downvoted for being a repost anyway?
<3

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, might as well keep it up now that you've got 11 points!

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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True that, my friend.

[–]dbenkatz 1 point2 points ago

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It's one of the few things that is still just as funny the second time, so upvote for you, good sir

[–]M-23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thankyou :D

[–]Milol -1 points0 points ago

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What the hell else could it be?