Its a MIRACLE! Take that.... Jesus toast.

mattred · 9 months

That's definitely the 2nd longest I've ever stared at a dog's butthole

tinywang · 9 months

D-O-G backwards is G-O-D. It all makes sense now.

paulflorez · 9 months

r/christianity: looks for image of Jesus in places like a window or piece of toast. r/atheism: looks for image of Jesus in places like a dog's asshole.

Feature_Creature · 9 months

Twice a day I have to clean up the shit that spews out of his.... mouth.

qrichi · 9 months

that was NSFW (not safe for worship)

the_sun_god · 9 months

Checkmate, atheists.

Bacon_Drug · 9 months

First I saw the face. Then the full, terrifying apparition appeared: Nosferatu Nutsack Jesus!

exect4500 · 9 months

I'm pretty sure that's Jeff Bridges.

randomrocks · 9 months

Who else said "Holy Shit" and then realized how accurate it was?

team-fyi · 9 months

Anus Domini

hc5duke · 9 months

food goes in, shit comes out. can't explain that.

nulwin · 9 months

That is the best/clearest Jesus image I have ever seen.

FalconTrash · 9 months

Jesus nuts are massive O.O

Prepare for the second coming

negkarmawhore · 9 months

It is disturbing that there are people that actually pay that much attention to their dog's asshole.

sickillness · 9 months

holy crap...literally.

biblianthrope · 9 months

The biggest trick the Devil ever played was getting people to take pictures of their dog's butt.

JDMcWombat · 9 months

Jesus is such an asshole.

nuclear_thundercane · 9 months

Jesus talks a lot of shit.

thagiva · 9 months

when does the dog go up for sale on ebay? :P

Nightlightkite · 9 months

jesass.

bbrosen · 9 months

I am a Christian and I almost spit my soda out...too funny..

qquicksilver · 9 months

That is a VERY good depiction of what looks like Christ. Honestly. I really want to know from any christians here. Why would your people worship a stain on a window that is very vague and not worship this ? Legitimate question.

mountain-anxiety · 9 months

That is just insulting.

No matter who or what you are, no one deserves to have Jesus on their ass.

clueda · 9 months

Relevant Comic

PostModernPromethius · 9 months

And with that, thousands of Redditors stared into their dog's asshole, on the off chance they would see Jesus.

[deleted] · 9 months

Doesn't look shopped.

C0RR4D0 · 9 months

looks like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz

Marvelous_Margarine · 9 months

I think profit would be the next logical step.

Billy_Blaze · 9 months

"Wow, that face looks surprisingly realistic, I better zoom in and take a closer...

I... am zooming in on a dogs ass, to get a better look at its butthole..."

dogfacedboy420 · 9 months

I guess in a few minutes he's going to start talking some shit.

cody_au · 9 months

Why was this guy's inspecting his dog's ass? "There better be a Jesus on there, boy!"

sexxxon646 · 9 months

Finally Jesus is depicted for what he truly is, and overrated ass.

dafones · 9 months

You discovered this.

mattybell2117 · 9 months

I would love for you to take your dog to the WBC and try to get them to explain this. If god created this dog did He want for people to think of Him only when they stare at it's asshole?

Shnazzyone · 9 months

You know Dog is God backwards. Relevant?

Guido_Cavalcante · 9 months

I see this without irony: Best r/atheism post ever.

BestCommentWinnerIs · 9 months

WOW! I stared way too long at a dog's asshole! But that's amazing nonetheless. Maybe some podunk local news station might do a story on it?

xeladrawyah · 9 months

I've never stared at a dog's ass for that long.....O.o what is this sorcery?!

theta71 · 9 months

I'll pay you $5K for a Jesus dropping

jeffrexsave · 9 months

shit does seem to come out of his mouth on a regular basis

NateSchwatz · 9 months

HOLY SHIT!

valentinedoux · 9 months

Definitely not Jesus.. It is Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast.

movie_man · 9 months

Please send this photo to the Vatican.

lolgcat · 9 months

Sorry, copypasta.

honeyog · 9 months

This needs to go straight to the top

ShaggyBalls · 9 months

I need a 720p video of this dog pooping. The metaphorical insinuation will give me reddit fame for fucking years. And by years I mean an hour or so.

TheSquamos · 9 months

I can't believe you stared at your dog's anus long enough to recognize a slight resemblance of Jesus... And I thought I spent too much time on Reddit.

WanderingPerv · 9 months

This is not zoophilia.

broose_02 · 9 months

first toast, now dog butt. whats next?

indrafili · 9 months

Just brilliant...

cnk · 9 months

kennel before me

damn_son5 · 9 months

Sacrilege!

floydenstein · 9 months

ALL HAIL SUSEJ DOG

mrpepelopez · 9 months

Magic everywhere in this bitch.

aakaakaak · 9 months

Looks like Lion-O from Thundercats.

Joecracko · 9 months

I shall henceforth worship your dog's asshole!

Mr_Philosopher · 9 months

What an asshole...

Kawaii- · 9 months

Wow. Just wow.

mountain-anxiety · 9 months

Looking closer (without inhaling), it seems Jesus has a cat snout.

Maybe his Halloween costume?

BBQsauce18 · 9 months

All hale Ansus

Epicman · 9 months

Why were you staring at your dog's ass long enough to notice this?

Big_Cs_Special_Sauce · 9 months

Me and my special sauce approve of this post.

grinchley · 9 months

If you imagine there is actually a god, it's fun to imagine what his facial expression would be, watching us claim that images of Jesus are in toast and dog buttholes.

reagan-nomics · 9 months

Jesus has some large cahoneys.

VagMaster2000 · 9 months

I find it amusing that no one has seemed to notice the complete lack of an actual assHOLE! This is obviously shopped.

DogDay · 9 months

See if you can sell him on eBay.

rdwj · 9 months

I'll put this in my favorites and repost it in a week

NinjaBob · 9 months

Jesus has finally discovered Photoshop!

barbarbinx · 9 months

yes, photoshop IS a miracle

BarkingBananaSpiders · 9 months

This pic will make great Christmas cards at work.

theDudeRules · 9 months

Give Jesus a kiss!

excitom · 9 months

I thought it was great ... when I posted it last week ...

Voltorbs_Anus · 9 months

why am i.....what?

bluemonkeyguy · 9 months

B-B-B-B-B-Blasphemy Breaker

kabanaga · 9 months

"No one enters into heaven, butt through me. -Anus 3:16

snowmew · 9 months

HOLY....SHIT.....

svnft · 9 months

Am I the only one that sees the robes and hands?

...and balls?

dashik · 9 months

Chewbacca in a mink coat

Ice_Age_Heat_Wave · 9 months

Repost. franciscotm94 posted this 3 months ago. Who knows how many times it's been posted before or since then.

rwingvr6 · 9 months

The real question here is HOW did you discover that?

oopymoss · 9 months

That is an attractive butthole. I can imagine other Dogs trying to fuck your dog constantly when you're out with it, I know I would.

IsayWhatUallThink · 9 months

Obvious shop.

superllama5 · 9 months

I don't even care if this is shopped or not, thats fucking funny!

[deleted] · 9 months

TIL people stare at their dog's buttholes.

monkeybranch · 9 months

Does that mean that Jesus had a dog for a butthole?

Meatboll · 9 months

Are you in my critical thinking class, cause my teacher just showed that in class today.

ryokea · 9 months

And this concludes my browsing of Reddit for today.

Chris_MT5 · 9 months

Why were you looking at your dog's ass so long you noticed that?..

P.S- lol

batmanisjesus · 9 months

... NSFW, please...

PeddieSolsker · 9 months

Creator tried to delete some EXIF data, but not all: http://i.imgur.com/DSsop.png

It's a really good photoshop though

numeralsandletters · 9 months

SOMEONE WRITE A HYMN!!

[deleted] · 9 months

NSFW

romodinho · 9 months

HOLY SHIT!

Drunk_Wombat · 9 months

I wonder how long OP stared at his dog's asshole before he thought he saw the messiah

xreris391 · 9 months

so were you on shrooms or LSD to stare that long at a dogs ass hole

nameswillbetaken · 9 months

And you noticed that while . . . ?

ArtemisLives · 9 months

Well, you know what they say...GOD is DOG spelled backwards.

JoeAconite · 9 months

So when he poops it looks like Jesus eating a huge Baby Ruth that is too big for him and he drops it when showing off with his arms outstretched to the apostles.

EDosed · 9 months

so old

trustbuffalo · 9 months

Jeez-ass!

3ARL · 9 months

I'd like to hear the story of how you discovered this.

rocopotomus · 9 months

You may as well worship the butt hole - you get more out of it

kinetic_skink · 9 months

Fetch the eye bleach

tuesdays_ · 9 months

This picture is going to end up on the front page of yahoo.com, get ready to lawyer up!

Duderstaedter · 9 months

HOLY ~~MOTHER~~ SON OF GOD!

rockstang · 9 months

The lord works in mysterious ways...

ZugTheMegasaurus · 9 months

Isn't this proof positive that they're wrong about animals not having souls?

thezikko · 9 months

Shit just got real

Dip_Trix · 9 months

Cannot upvote enough

brian890 · 9 months

Finally something that resembles jesus. Out of all the random "jesus appearances", such as the picture of the cliff with "jesus'" face something actually resembles him.

Vold3mortal · 9 months

Never have I ever laughed so hard.

ihaimay · 9 months

Someone should post this in r/Christianity haha.


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