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Roommate trimming pubes (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by jmush

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[–]beardhead 41 points42 points ago

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why is this SAP???

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Socially Awkward Penguin:

Makes an advice animal meme

...

Uses the wrong animal

[–]RedditGreenit 18 points19 points ago

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Isn't that Tech impaired duck's job?

[–]floor-pi 4 points5 points ago

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Roommate borrows your electric razor, comes out looking same

Don't say anything

[–]DaddyDanceParty 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny how someone who's been a redditor for a year can mess up the memes.

[–]jmush[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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Hah, I'll admit I'm no expert on differentiating the animals perfectly, but to me it is an awkward moment. You walk out of the bathroom and make eye contact with your roommate. It's unspoken but definitely now known what was happening in that bathroom. And you shuffle away into your bedroom in shame.

[–]TheZippler 4 points5 points ago

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The eye contact followed by shuffling was the SAP part.

[–]skakruk 1 point2 points ago

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yeah your reaction may be awkward, but the fact your roommate trimms pubes doesn't have anything to do with you being socially awkward or awesome...

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't really say anything about the person being awkward, it's about an awkward situation

[–]SuperStepside 25 points26 points ago

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Here's the rage version

[–]LePolarBear 10 points11 points ago

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Would work better as a Foul Bachelor Frog

[–]knockturne 0 points1 point ago

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FBF would rather die than tame his mighty forest.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Could have been a vibrator. dun dun dun

[–]toastyghost 3 points4 points ago

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way to ruin the joke in the thread title.

[–]jmush[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say I gave away the subject matter more so than the joke. I debated what to make the title. I knew with my choice I'd be giving away too much, but with too generic of a title, I wasn't sure anyone would click in the first place. I will replay this in my head for the rest of my life.

[–]hoddap 1 point2 points ago*

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USING RAZOR IN BATHROOM

TRY TO SING SO NEIGHBOURS KNOW I'M TRIMMING MY BEARD

[–]ideathrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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Just say you were trimming your pits.

[–]ChazMcYardstein 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen two SAP's today that have nothing to do with being an awkward person. Yours is one of them.

[–]frudfg 1 point2 points ago

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this sound is how I know wifey is thinking sex.

sigh.

[–]DoxasticPoo 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I trim my face at the same time.

It's also my revenge if my roommate ever uses my electric trimmer.

[–]burningrubber 2 points3 points ago

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Do you use the same electric trimmer on your pubes as on your face?

It sounds like the joke is on you.

[–]Yan_Can_Cook 0 points1 point ago

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Nair: The solution to his problems.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, definitely use nair on your pubes. Nothing could go wrong.

[–]ZombieLikesPuns 0 points1 point ago

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It would've been funnier if the giveaway wasn't in the title.

[–]a_horny_Squirtle 0 points1 point ago

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I trim mine with an electric razor in my dorm's public bathroom. I don't think it's that weird...obviously I'm not shaving my face in the shower stall.

[–]MahDick 0 points1 point ago

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ladies like the High and Tight.

[–]SniperFists 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate does this. Actually, he told us about it. "I only have an electric razor for my balls, so don't use it." My other roommate and I are female.

[–]sapphire917 -2 points-1 points ago

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Look in the trash bin! Or did you hear a flush?

[–]loudnoises22 -1 points0 points ago

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lmfao i thought about this today. only i was that roomate.

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