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[–]thevietfunk 100 points101 points ago

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I have the weirdest tromboner right now...

[–]tromboneham 30 points31 points ago

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I may have something for you sir.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 2 points3 points ago

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for 3 months huh?

Now I'm just curious. What manner of man would ever choose such a name...

[–]tromboneham 5 points6 points ago

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Probably someone who plays trombone for a living.

[–]thebackhand 0 points1 point ago

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And really likes bacon.

[–]eMosen 1 point2 points ago

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With the drunk octopus that wants to fight you /can't get better

[–]HowSiriHearsThis 6 points7 points ago

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I have to be released from boulder radio

[–]SuperCoolExcitedGuy 1 point2 points ago

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WOAH ME TOO BRO!!!

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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That makes me saxaphorny

[–]mdweihl 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Lillipout 21 points22 points ago

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It was taken a split second before he smashed her Lego tower and ran away with her apple juice.

[–]Toorstain 7 points8 points ago

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"Oh, so you think you are cool because of your LEGO-tower? Well fuck you!"

[–]MutantCat 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love legos!

[–]ossirhc 23 points24 points ago

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Thundercat Obama is pretty awesome

[–]colddimes 25 points26 points ago

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[–]yamancool63 15 points16 points ago

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That's a terrible embouchure.

[–]JTBold 0 points1 point ago

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I'm bummed I couldn't make this comment first. :-(

To paraphrase Reagan: If you seek clarity, if you seek high notes, fix this embouchure. Mr. Obama, Mr. Obama, unbunch this chin!

[–]ocdad 10 points11 points ago

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Damn those drunk octopuses wanting to fight, I can't shake 'em.

[–]Sippin40z 11 points12 points ago

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As a trombonist, I can say his embouchure looks pretty bad.

[–]revrigel 8 points9 points ago

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As a euphoniumist (is that a word?), I concur. Looking at it hurts my ears.

[–]ultranoodles 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, yes.

[–]f_a_kename 0 points1 point ago

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i prefer "euphoner"

[–]_asciimov 13 points14 points ago

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As a bass trombonist, I can say his embouchure is not bad.

[–]yamancool63 1 point2 points ago

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As another bass trombonist, he could stand to bring the corners of his mouth up a little, but I don't think the current one would sound too bad.

[–]kapow_crash__bang 2 points3 points ago

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he looks like he's a little chopped out that's all.

[–]DiggV4Sucks 2 points3 points ago*

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Further, he's holding it rotated 90 degrees and how's he gonna hit the trigger with his thumb on the wrong part?

Silly politician, thinking he can be a tromboner...

EDIT: And the slide lock is on! I've done that and it's embarrassing!

[–]korri 1 point2 points ago

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And thats the one time I've almost thrown my trombone across the stage... I get a little enthusiastic sometimes.

[–]RichardLillard1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]walk_star 0 points1 point ago

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Legend.

[–]datapirate42 40 points41 points ago

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I see your Trombone and raise you Chewbaca

[–]Phlecks 7 points8 points ago

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Ah, the rare seven-post

[–]datapirate42 0 points1 point ago

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Only seven? Was hoping for at least double Guess you never know when reddit goes down

[–]BangkokPadang 3 points4 points ago

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I don't like that he seems to have dressed up as an American for halloween.

Hey-O!

[–]deskglass 2 points3 points ago

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He played it safe costume wise. Those baskets better contain toothpaste.

[–]thawizard 8 points9 points ago

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Not bad...

[–]WhyYouThinkThat 2 points3 points ago

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Im surprised there arent more people saying this... Usually redditors gang bang posts like this with comments like that.

[–]panaja17 2 points3 points ago

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That's why I checked out the comments, but I don't really feel like gangbanging right now. But this guy does.

[–]bryanisfly 8 points9 points ago

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Trombama.

[–]erusackas 5 points6 points ago

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Please, someone photoshop a whole damned brass section into this pic

[–]walk_star 1 point2 points ago

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THIS

[–]roadbuzz 4 points5 points ago

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Hey it's that trumpet guy who went to the moon ... Lance Armstrong.

[–]azzagbag 10 points11 points ago

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Are they drunk octopi in the background?

[–]kcald0 0 points1 point ago

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fight club

[–]azzagbag 0 points1 point ago

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oh dear, what's the first rule of FC?

[–]Circuitfire 0 points1 point ago

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Secert Service

[–]B2Dirty 2 points3 points ago

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[–]EDosed 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rainemaker 2 points3 points ago

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Photoshop. There is no way a trombone player is married.

[–]SCVanguard 2 points3 points ago

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I'm torn. As a music educator, that embouchure looks terrible. No way will he have the flexibility to get around the horn. But since my main instrument is bass trombone, who gives a crap about embouchure!! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[–]schafer18 3 points4 points ago

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does anyone know why band rooms are almost always carpeted and classrooms are almost always tile?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Because of noise and spit valves. With tile, band rooms would be unbearably boomy, and the spit on the floor would cause slip and falls.

[–]jewhyphenlee 2 points3 points ago

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My HS band room floor was tiled. And yucky.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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:( Were there at least acoustic panels on the walls?

[–]jewhyphenlee 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, and the ceiling. Not too bad.

[–]Welshie95 0 points1 point ago

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At my highschool, the classrooms are all carpeted... The thought of tiled classrooms sounds odd.

[–]misterquin 1 point2 points ago

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The man's got an immaculate embouchure.

[–]ItsASchnoz 1 point2 points ago

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He actually has a good embouchure.

[–]whatismore 0 points1 point ago

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really, embouchure?

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dlrow 1 point2 points ago

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Is that trombone.....rusty?

No homo, not that there is anything wrong with that.

[–]abstroniam 1 point2 points ago

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If only there was a quote from Obama in that article saying "Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but..."

[–]jrjuls21 1 point2 points ago

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It's official: Obama blows bones and can do it in all seven positions.

[–]moose_man 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer Obama w/ lightsaber, personally.

[–]kagere 1 point2 points ago

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I Like this picture of Obama: http://tinyurl.com/7tvxbtl

[–]lost_hubcap 1 point2 points ago

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someone get those damn drunk octopuses off that wall

[–]ilovetodance 1 point2 points ago

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My personal favorite: http://i.imgur.com/mntkE.jpg

[–]heystopit 1 point2 points ago

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I see you're Trombama and raise you this

[–]redditor3000 4 points5 points ago

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Tromboning (making pictures blow trombones) is the next big thing!

[–]Unrelated_Gif 11 points12 points ago

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[–]ian937262 6 points7 points ago

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Hey leave my childhood alone, thank you!

[–]jozlod 2 points3 points ago

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this will teach me to look back through your posts :(

[–]Lcar210 1 point2 points ago

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My exact words: "...What the fuck???"

looks at user name

"Ohhhhhhhhh..." nods

[–]jaichauhan123 3 points4 points ago

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This is also a funny picture with Obama

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Not bad.

[–]GhostlyEmployee 0 points1 point ago

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Every time the Republicans defeat a Democrat vote in Congress, "bwah bwah bwahhhh" can be heard echoing through the White House.

[–]SoMuchDerp 0 points1 point ago

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My fellow Muricans, the economy blows so I plan to show solidarity with you all by blowing this trombone.

[–]FluxDenisty 0 points1 point ago

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The drunk octopi in the background want to fight you.

[–]rafuzo2 0 points1 point ago

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While for me, that has to be the greatest picture of a picture of Obama that I have ever seen.

[–]poorpinto 0 points1 point ago

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he has nice ambature.

[–]theOnliest 3 points4 points ago

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embouchure

FTFY

[–]poorpinto 0 points1 point ago

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thanx, I got the spelling from gooogle, show's where to put my trust.

[–]timefortheinternet 0 points1 point ago

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he's just trying to be more like bill clinton, the nation's first black president.

[–]Alexis_ 0 points1 point ago

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It's good, yeah, but I can't see all of it because some idiot is holding a trombone in front of the picture...

[–]CA719 0 points1 point ago

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This is the greatest picture of a picture of Obama that I have ever seen

ftfy

[–]puppycakes 0 points1 point ago

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I was unaware he was so talented...and also had white hands. Makes more sense now on how he got elected

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping he would be hitting a bong.

[–]Nintendork64 0 points1 point ago

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Forget the Daily Bugle... The Daily Trombone is much better.

[–]waggyneer 0 points1 point ago

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As a fellow trombonist, I salute you!

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't Clinton get impeached for sucking an intern's dick at Watergate?

[–]roane 0 points1 point ago

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I did not touch that trombone

[–]cjrox21 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to place a bong there now.

[–]smarchy 0 points1 point ago

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Drunken octopi!

[–]c3tn 0 points1 point ago

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The hands aren't even the right...oh never mind.

[–]lKaosll 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha I was listening to a trombone solo when i moused over this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bone daddy 'bama

[–]Salchicha 0 points1 point ago

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That's about as good as this. http://i.imgur.com/Z0dQE.jpg

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Please let this be the last time for four more months

[–]Afoardable 0 points1 point ago

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That would be Boston Symphony Bass Trombonist Doug Yeo helping Mr. Obama with his embouchure.

[–]thugzapartment 0 points1 point ago

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this is totally backstage at the boston symphony orchestra. awesome

[–]grimby4444 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Da_Fuck 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look the octopus wants to fight you

[–]TheRain 0 points1 point ago

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Every time congress fucks up he should show up and make the sad trombone sound.

[–]ghee99 0 points1 point ago

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obama blows,

so, in that sense it is accurate,

[–]dogismywitness 1 point2 points ago

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Naw.

It blows.

[–]Dischade 0 points1 point ago

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It'd be better if you tried to force feed the picture strained yams or something.

[–]Derpasaurous[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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like a spoon of baby food lol

[–]Dischade 0 points1 point ago*

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Hell yeah man. "Here comes the airplane! BRRRRRRZZZZ!... Alright then, here comes the train, choo choo! God damn it Bama! Eat your fucking carrots! EAT THEM."

Ideally, you would be in the nude while screaming at a baby doll with this newspaper taped on the head and filming all this for posterity.

[–]tromboneham 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this, all I can think about is how interested I am in his mouthpiece.

[–]skeptix 0 points1 point ago

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Obama should be tooting his own horn.

[–]Smelladroid 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say "Doesn't he blow his own horn enough" but in retrospect he's blowing someone else's .....disturbing mental image.

[–]lickthecowhappy 0 points1 point ago

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ce n'est pas une photo de Obama.

[–]TrisLaw 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please photoshop a bong in replacement.

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[–]blomst32 -2 points-1 points ago

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nope, don't get it.

[–]stringerbell -1 points0 points ago

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That's actually even better.... It's a perfect metaphor! As, the news media is always behind absolutely everything that comes out of the President's mouth!

[–]oxymo -1 points0 points ago

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awwww toot toot lookin ass nigga

edited for youtube link!

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

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It should be a penis since he's a cocksucker. Fix it then get back to me.

[–]Mrphilosopher -1 points0 points ago

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Still a douchebag.....Just a cool douchebag who takes back most promises.

[–]usercc -2 points-1 points ago

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Isn't that the most crooked and successful thief in history who has stolen trillions of dollars from US taxpayers and spread it among his friends and supporters?

[–]slickback503 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]mijj -3 points-2 points ago

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nicely done .. skillfully and symbolically covering up the cock with a trombone mouthpiece.

[–]Beetso -3 points-2 points ago

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Playing taps for the American Dream.

[–]Blu3j4y 2 points3 points ago

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Taps is not played on trombone, civilian.

[–]Beetso 0 points1 point ago

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I am actually a veteran and am well aware that the bugle is instrument of choice for performing taps. My attempt at humor has fallen on deaf ears. Well done, Private.

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[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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You started your life on the internet in 2008? I don't think you're qualified to say what's an old repost and what isn't.

[–]TheLoveKraken -1 points0 points ago

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You can't have been here long then.