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[–]blackskyy 656 points657 points ago

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is anyone going to help that poor bastard?

i'm having an anxiety attack watching that gif!

[–]quartzar_the_king 124 points125 points ago

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He is demonstrating what happens when you get stuck in mud/quicksand and panic... I'll try and find the rest of the video

Ninja edit: Aha found it

[–]rosalita828 50 points51 points ago

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gah thank you. After watching the first one, I sat there staring at the screen, like.....well fuck, I hope he got out, that's pretty serious. You just put my mind at ease, good redditor!

[–]seechao 38 points39 points ago

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Thank you, as far as I'm concerned, you just saved someone's life.

[–]gralicious 13 points14 points ago

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HE JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN!

[–]PaulGriffin 12 points13 points ago

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WHY WONT HE STOP JUMPING IN!?

[–]Demeter003 10 points11 points ago

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I feel much better now....

[–]powderdd 6 points7 points ago

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You have saved our day, sir.

[–]nothis 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you. Thank you.

No seriously... thanks.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 6 points7 points ago

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gets stuck in a quagmire

Giggity

[–]GoochMcScrotes 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, man. Any luck with those pics yet?

[–]mynamesjay 0 points1 point ago

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Give us the PICS!!

[–]mauxly 1 point2 points ago

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I came here for this. I love Reddit.

[–]skinker 89 points90 points ago

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Yeah, I'm thinking that guy was probably fucked.

[–]ReflexMan 90 points91 points ago

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So I jumped into a pit of quicksand, and yada yada yada. Anyway. I have a baby coming in 9 months.

[–]ConeyIslandWarrior 32 points33 points ago

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Reflex man wouldn't yada yada sex? Would he?

[–]TheShader 12 points13 points ago

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I only ever casually watched a handful of episodes of Seinfeld, but all the ones I've watched are exactly all the ones that get referenced. It makes me feel like I've seen all the episodes.

[–]devedander 8 points9 points ago

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There were only 9 episodes in reality that kept getting repeated. You probalby have actually seen them all...

[–]HomeButton 6 points7 points ago

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I had pony!

[–]whiteshark761 3 points4 points ago

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No soup for you!

[–]Physics101 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sorry, the answer was moops.

[–]yodamann 6 points7 points ago

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These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

[–]teleomorph 1 point2 points ago

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DELORIS!!!!

[–]ReflexMan 0 points1 point ago

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No, I mentioned the bisque.

[–]Jugemu 73 points74 points ago

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Don't worry, I got this.

[–]zoidalicious 2 points3 points ago

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that was a job for the other guy named "i_reverse_gifs".. where is he when we need him??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He took his job!

[–]zoidalicious 0 points1 point ago

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And again a Job was lost............ (too soon?)

[–]fintorro 3 points4 points ago

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Oh cumon man, the Christians are going to use that gif as proof of creationism, you should know better.

[–]Bford 7 points8 points ago

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Guys! Look! Man from dirt! God did that.

[–]Disinformasiya 4 points5 points ago

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You can't explain that.

[–]mkicon -3 points-2 points ago

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He evolved from the dirt!

[–]peon47 0 points1 point ago

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He was intelligently designed from the dirt!

[–]peon47 23 points24 points ago

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It's OK. Another dude in the exact same outfit jumped in a second later to rescue him.

Hm. It seems he got stuck too.

Ah, it's cool. A third guy just jumped in to get them both.

Oh shit, this is getting serious....

[–]Frix 11 points12 points ago

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Contrary to what cartoons tell you, you don't actually "sink" in quicksand, you only go in about 2/3 of the way before you start floating. This guy probably staged it on purpose to give the illusion. I bet he was standing on solid ground and then squatted for a second to take the movie.

Here's a mythbusters episode about quicksand

[–]Spo8 17 points18 points ago

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He's part of a group of people who get sexually aroused by quicksand and people drowning in quicksand. Apparently they take some safety measures.

I can never get over how fucking weird it is.

[–]bigups43 27 points28 points ago

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cant tell if serious...

[–]Lysergic-25 8 points9 points ago

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Well considering that rule of the internet that I forget what number it is, he is probably serious.

[–]Tailers 2 points3 points ago

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Rule 34.

[–]Gathan 0 points1 point ago

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...dear god

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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What the fucking fuck

From the comments:

FINALLY!!! i found a video with a skinny white dude swimming in mud breathing really loud and making squishy noises, sucks to have such a rare fetish :(

[–]MySonisalsonamedBort 8 points9 points ago

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You know, people sometimes say untrue things in Youtube comments for the sake of humor.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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a) YouTube comments are never funny. YouTube is a serious forum. It is a place for thoughtful, eloquent debate.

b) It's a bit close on the heels of the guy above saying that people do these things for purposes of sexual fetishism for comfort.

[–]MySonisalsonamedBort 1 point2 points ago

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What?

[–]RockyLeal 5 points6 points ago

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AMA request, one of these guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You know, one of the charms of "the old days" was that you didn't always have all information at your fingertips.

For certain kinds of information, that was a Good Thing (tm).

[–]Paradoxou 19 points20 points ago

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Couldn't believe until I google ... 122 minutes of THIS o_O

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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$40?!

[–]Spo8 2 points3 points ago

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You have just stumbled into the insane and, quite frankly, very unnecessary world of quicksand porn.

[–]seechao 0 points1 point ago

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:O a little part of me just died

[–]P4ngurB4n 0 points1 point ago

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Is.... is there sex afterwards, or?

[–]Musekal 0 points1 point ago

During?

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I can fap to this.

[–]azdesign 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh this is how weird it is!

[–]juicedoobie 12 points13 points ago

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Me too! That gif made me so nervous.

[–]drinknderive 11 points12 points ago

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OMG is the Mud okay??!

[–]noahsygg[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Squishy.

[–]nothis 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the most unsettling gifs I've ever seen.

[–]asokoloski 0 points1 point ago

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Look closely, he is actually trying to push himself under.

[–]Rcp_43b 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking the same thing... i think im scarred by this GIF

[–]lavitripathi -2 points-1 points ago

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ME TOO!

[–]VeeTee_Vee -2 points-1 points ago

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i know, right?

[–]sonic911 -5 points-4 points ago

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OMFG I CAME HERE to say that....

[–]CatharticContraband 129 points130 points ago

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Proof that this man survived the swamp...holy fuck shit, thank god

[–]SassycatMclane 48 points49 points ago

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Those videos make me so uncomfortable. Partly because I am petrified of dying in a situation like that, and because he makes really awkward sex noises the entire time.

[–]nicky7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JoePanda253 21 points22 points ago

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I clicked the video and somehow ended up watching porn 10 minuets later and didnt even realize it

[–]ashamble 18 points19 points ago

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There is just such a thin line between porn and... everything else.

[–]otakucode 2 points3 points ago

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It's almost as if sex is a normal part of life and all the neurosis about anything sex-related is simply the madness of crowds...

[–]solarnexus 7 points8 points ago

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...and so you're honor, I rest my case.

[–]zoddness 10 points11 points ago

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ARTEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!1

[–]bigplansisay 9 points10 points ago

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I hate BoggyMan very, very much.

[–]BukkRogerrs 10 points11 points ago

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After watching all of these, I don't really care that he survived.

[–]jesuswantsbrains 7 points8 points ago

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I watched the other videos and it's apparent that he's done that many times before.

[–]Sleekery 2 points3 points ago

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I can now laugh. Thank you.

[–]msjess 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you!!! I got some serious anxiety over that, thinking he had died and the one filming didn't do jack shit. I'm glad to know it's a hobby with safety measures and training so that guy lived.

[–]cyberpants 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a name for that situation in which when you feel relief followed by immediate terror and nausea?

[–]Red_Magic_Marker 205 points206 points ago

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I am less concerned with the humor in the gif than the "JESUS CHRIST DID THAT GUY DIE???" mentality right now. So, did he?

[–]KoalaKing009 100 points101 points ago

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It looks like he made it out.

[–]ashamble 26 points27 points ago

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Thank you! I can stop holding my breath now.

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[–]sohnemann 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, this video, especially with all the related videos in the sidebar, in combination with this comment just... I don't even know how to finish this comment.

[–]P4ngurB4n 1 point2 points ago

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Is there no single long version video of this? Why is every video just a short clip?

I want to see him go in and how he gets out. Jeez.

[–]Factran 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tsrocks48 5 points6 points ago

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Top comment on that video: "Somewhere, someone is masturbating to this."

[–]Uriah_Heep 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]doubleodoug 17 points18 points ago

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Probably, since the only guy there to help was preoccupied filming it.

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

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http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2005/09/28-02.html

Bonn's team also disproved the common misconception that victims sink to the bottom of a quicksand pit. Various objects placed in the mixture did not completely disappear, the researchers report 29 September in Nature. "Although you are trapped, you cannot drown," says Bonn.

[–]Brenmains -3 points-2 points ago

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No, it's actually impossible to "Drown" in quicksand, we just stay too boyant.

[–]Nyarlathotep124 34 points35 points ago

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That wasn't quicksand, it was a quagmire, and you just saw the guy go totally under.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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Giggity

[–]Jwoey 3 points4 points ago

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If it's staged it's really easy to fake going under. the camera stops, he stands up.

[–]pvstarr 7 points8 points ago

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Someone watches Mythbusters...

[–]Brenmains -1 points0 points ago

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Indeed someone does ;)

[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points ago

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So then what's so dangerous about it?

[–]Frix 1 point2 points ago

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your clothes get dirty and it's really hard to clean?

[–]BirthdayHatsforAll 29 points30 points ago

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If any of you guys attempt to do this, what you do is throw your arms back and lift up your feet, almost as if you're floating on water on your back. Then proceed to roll out, head out of the mud. This works for quicksand, too.

[–]noahsygg[S] 10 points11 points ago

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TIL.

[–]SlugsOnToast 15 points16 points ago

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You may want to research a backup plan or two. That dude could just be fucking with you, and the worst time to figure that out would be when you're neck-deep in quicksand.

[–]chatzimcfee 4 points5 points ago

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[–]jackdonaghy 15 points16 points ago

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Every time I go on Reddit before bed.

Every time I go on Reddit.

[–]noahsygg[S] 4 points5 points ago

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That is true. I have never had anything suck me in so badly excluding The Sopranos and maybe Nip/Tuck.

[–]chodeface 2 points3 points ago

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24

[–]doubleodoug 3 points4 points ago

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The following takes place between 5 am, and 6 am.

[–]chodeface 2 points3 points ago

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you mean the actual time I'm watching an episode at the end of a binge.

oh its okay I'll just sleep AFTER work

[–]poompt 2 points3 points ago

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More like 5 am and 6 pm...

[–]modano_star 1 point2 points ago

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I have killed two people since midnight, I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe… maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now.

[–]Red_Magic_Marker 1 point2 points ago

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FTFY

[–]IceColdCruiser 1 point2 points ago

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The more you fight it, the more it sucks you in

[–]beep_b33p 0 points1 point ago

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or TV Tropes. Somehow, that's worse than Reddit and Wikipedia COMBINED.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 21 points22 points ago

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ARTAX!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[–]architect_son 2 points3 points ago

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If you only stopped masturbating...

hey, Hey, HEY! I SAID STOPPED!

[–]Red_Magic_Marker 0 points1 point ago

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:( well that's a buzz kill

[–]the-knife 0 points1 point ago

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Never ending story?

[–]p00dinger 9 points10 points ago

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Am I the only one who finds this terrifying?

[–]APEdestrian 0 points1 point ago*

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I'd like to know if this guy survived,I'm gonna have trouble sleeping now.

[–]TheWorldIsEnding 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GhostedAccount 23 points24 points ago

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Did we just watch a man die?

[–]seechao 13 points14 points ago

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I... I think so...

[–]kinnaq 8 points9 points ago

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The camera followed him... camera man is a complete dick, apparently.

[–]TheWorldIsEnding 4 points5 points ago

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[–]sockpupppet 15 points16 points ago

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[–]whytookay 8 points9 points ago

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It's the miracle of life!

[–]Masterspeed 5 points6 points ago

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I really would love if someone showed me the full video of this.

[–]fineassbitch -1 points0 points ago

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[–]studcase 3 points4 points ago

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Just so everybody knows, he DOES make it out alive. If you watch the full video he is demonstrating how to get out of quicksand. He does actually swim out of it and comes out fine (and covered in two inches of brown goop).

[–]Red_Magic_Marker 1 point2 points ago

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thank you. I actually was worried. EDIT but not too worried to be lazy and not watch the youtube clip. I suck.

[–]ceilingdweller 4 points5 points ago

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"Help you?! But then who will videotape your death?"

[–]50MoreTrash 4 points5 points ago

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Did we just watch a gif of a man dying? THAT was not why I come to /r/funny on a Monday morning.

[–]yajnavalkya 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my fucking god is that guy alright!?

[–]Eyke21 2 points3 points ago

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wait..wtf..did he die? someone confirm

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]shadow1515 2 points3 points ago

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...did I just watch someone die?

[–]Turquoise-Kitty 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is a perfect representation of Reddit.

[–]devidual 2 points3 points ago

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This is what nightmares are made of

[–]Heroshade 2 points3 points ago

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Uhh... Did I just watch someone die?

[–]dynamicoverride 1 point2 points ago

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Best link to click on when I'm in bed surfing reddit. Lol

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 1 point2 points ago

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Well that was awkward...

[–]cryingeyes 1 point2 points ago

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Do not like.

[–]ChristianJameson 1 point2 points ago

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"For the sake of the gif I need to film until his head is SUBMERGED!"

[–]jcatlett 1 point2 points ago

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this is happening to me as we speak

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Quick! Someone throw jcatlett a cinder block!

[–]jcatlett 0 points1 point ago

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oh good, someone is here to help me. wait..whats the cinder block for?

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Buoyancy.

[–]Kind_compliments 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I feel right now! It's 1am, and have school tomorrow.

[–]naht_yow_chiizuh 1 point2 points ago

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After sitting in bed with my girlfriend, viewing that gif together, and cracking up, she says ".... i hope that guy was okay."

[–]Striker65 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, I just realized I laid down to go to bed 3 hours ago.

[–]misterH96 1 point2 points ago

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But how does it end!?!

[–]scubakid24 1 point2 points ago

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wait did this guy die?

[–]Stabfist_Frankenkill 1 point2 points ago

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Ach! Sinky sand!

[–]jodaro 1 point2 points ago

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It happens to me when I go onto Reddit before I leave for work in the morning.

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

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Did he died?

[–]SaltFrog 1 point2 points ago

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I hope that guy survived <_<

[–]Crrrrg 1 point2 points ago

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Did he die?

[–]RedPikmin 1 point2 points ago

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Did i just witness a mans death?

[–]Kirayama 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MP5-PRO333 0 points1 point ago

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Save him. PLEASE.

[–]9_INCH_LONG_SHLONG 0 points1 point ago

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This is an accurate depiction of what I'm doing right now

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Playing in the mud, 9_INCH_LONG_SCHLONG?

[–]9_INCH_LONG_SHLONG 0 points1 point ago

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YES and I'm loving every minute of it

[–]noahsygg[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pigpen5 0 points1 point ago

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That's a +1 on the list of fears. Thanks for that.

[–]SolidLuigi 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Glen Tennis?

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least YOU have a safety word....Right...?

[–]Middle_Earth_Knight 0 points1 point ago

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Similar to the initiation my kingdom has for becoming a man. However, this village doth seem to lack proper subsistence and winter is fast approaching. May Turfakabar himself have mercy on their souls.

[–]pippy 0 points1 point ago

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That's not mud.

[–]indig0 0 points1 point ago

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I've got 8 hours of work to look forward to in two and a half hours and I still haven't slept :(

[–]Cbecker7 0 points1 point ago

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The analogy is funny, but did this guy die?

[–]Virginal_Anxiety 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck.

[–]essejhsif 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just going to put this here.

[–]trevor_magilister 3 points4 points ago

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:( Please do not put that anywhere ever again.

[–]Seruz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Teahes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mr-peabody 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else reminded of this tragic scene?

[–]seechao 0 points1 point ago

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I like mud between my toes, so I bet that feels pretty cool, as long as there's a shower nearby.

[–]aapiane 0 points1 point ago

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That is exactly what I'm doing now. True life.

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba 0 points1 point ago

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If this ever happens to you, be sure to put your hands down by your side, open your hands flat palms out and thrust upward and outward away from your body like you are doing a jumping jack, this will initially force you down farther, but in doing so create a super compressed bubble of gasses below you that will expand rapidly and thrust you out of the muck in an instant.

if it doesn't work right way keep flapping...

[–]MasterMeme 0 points1 point ago

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If he had just stood there, he'd have been fine.

[–]nefffffffffff 0 points1 point ago

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what, you give me a panic attack with this gif?

[–]skylertoomey 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

[–]cstaylor 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]bryandenny71 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, man, that's a lot of work to get to your secret lair for the Internet.

[–]justwondrin 0 points1 point ago

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Snuff gif

[–]mitchewith2ls 0 points1 point ago

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I chuckled and farted at the same time... That is all...

[–]Rugburnz 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but reply i felt a great anxiety at this video. I appreciated the second link.

[–]Ibroke -1 points0 points ago

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haha, he probably died.

[–]Jarthos1234 0 points1 point ago

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Any questions about this .gif? I posted this 6 hours ago, all questions answered Here!

[–]Desperately_Insecure 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite gif. I laugh every time I see it.

[–]MudvayneMW 0 points1 point ago

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[–]picklespears -2 points-1 points ago

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i have the weirdest boner right now

[–]caternet -1 points0 points ago

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You strip before you go on reddit, too?

[–]noahsygg[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Only before I post to /r/gonewild ;)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing ;)

[–]baseballbear -1 points0 points ago

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your analogy makes no god damn sense and you know it

[–]dansusedcars -1 points0 points ago

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Why?