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[–]JohnnyCashed 44 points45 points ago

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[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 12 points13 points ago

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[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Woftles 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Spicyrab 4 points5 points ago

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Someone 'shop some sunglasses onto that.

[–]wuy3 0 points1 point ago

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is that the same dog as the one in the OP's pic?

[–]Lockski 13 points14 points ago

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"Nah, dog, I swear it was a cig."

[–]roflautogyro 28 points29 points ago

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[–]dixonticonderoga 15 points16 points ago

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300+ people have upvoted this, and only 6 had anything to say. That's how you spot a quality post.

[–]philosoraptocopter 8 points9 points ago

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Our minds were like, totally blown.

[–]d3rsty 1 point2 points ago

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Blown out of the bong water.

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 1 point2 points ago

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Like when you're eating dinner with a big group and nobody's talking. That's some good fuckin food.

[–]havetologintodothat 0 points1 point ago

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i had something to say, forgot it, so here is a up vote.

[–]senorpanqueque 4 points5 points ago

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Snoop Dog.

[–]Peliento 0 points1 point ago

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Left dog, exactly like him.

[–]DarkLightx19 2 points3 points ago

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the dog bowl just got a lot better

[–]pRtkL_xLr8r 2 points3 points ago

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Cigarette? That was cigaweed!

[–]bboytriple7 2 points3 points ago

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Jazz Cigarette

[–]Who-cares 3 points4 points ago

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A marijuana cigarette.

[–]Creepy_Faces -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, it was my penis they just finished smoking. [SFW]

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[–]Creepy_Faces -1 points0 points ago

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[–]jakerman3 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna say cross post this to r/trees then I saw you did, and then I upvoted both.

[–]richandrare 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gueriLLaPunK 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Yojimbo420 1 point2 points ago

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Dude....ju-just tell me i don't have to stay in this room.....JUST SAY IT!

[–]bonjoe 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the right is totally Michael J. Fox.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nah dude, Thom Yorke.

[–]mooonshine 0 points1 point ago

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And the one on the left looks like Jon Hamm.

[–]romanes_eunt_domus 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is stupid but when I clicked on the link, it had 420 points and I couldn't help but laugh.

[–]ThisMachineMustaches 0 points1 point ago

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I think they barked up the wrong tree

[–]chilltem 0 points1 point ago

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Those sneaky bastards knew exactly what they were smoking.

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of high school.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry. I'm here. And I abide.

[–]tooktheredpill 0 points1 point ago

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I think.. I think.. Yeah.

[–]SpaceMonkey77 0 points1 point ago

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i fucking died!

[–]archemedies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Brenmains 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the left kinda looks like Snoop Dogg.

[–]wr08 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aspartam 0 points1 point ago

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I knew he was still alive.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 0 points1 point ago

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Snoop Doggy Dogg

[–]YardenGarden 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks A LOT! Now I can't pass a pee test for work!

[–]FetchingCrow 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What's better than one stoner dog?

TWO stoner dogs!

[–]Shmef 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, it's funny because weed.

[–]bumble22 0 points1 point ago

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Dog reminds me of this... http://tinyurl.com/c69qvko

[–]TalekAetem 0 points1 point ago

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"It's angel dust, Smokey!"

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

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With my mind on my money and my money on my mind...

[–]Ashachu 0 points1 point ago

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Snoop dogg and Willie Nelson

[–]Eustis -2 points-1 points ago

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You know that scene from Family Guy where Brian rags on Stewie about when he thinks something is very funny and does that weird laugh he can't control? I just did that.

[–]sncho 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't brag about having the depth of a cartoon character.

[–]bvanman -1 points0 points ago

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Poor analysis there. I deal with some of the problems Jerry Seinfeld dealt with on Seinfeld. Does that mean I have the depth of a sitcom character?

[–]LucrativeLlama -1 points0 points ago

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My friend knows that crowd... http://i.imgur.com/3Ly3H.jpg

[–]FreshTheSoulChef -3 points-2 points ago

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I saw this without reading first and immediately thought "ASIAN"

Then I noticed they were dogs. And then irony kicked in.

Im going to hell aren't I?