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[–]TheCannon 327 points328 points ago

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That's a Newfy, actually used to save drowning people off of boats.

[–]Caboose-1 275 points276 points ago

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Also being the least aggressive breed ever.

[–]Murrabbit 15 points16 points ago

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Also being the least aggressive breed ever.

Goodness I should hope so. A dog like that could bring down nations. . .

[–]hagga 11 points12 points ago

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It's adorable enough to do it anyway.

[–]nosecohn 2 points3 points ago

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They're one of the strongest breeds in the world. I remember see a photo of one pulling a boxcar when I was a kid.

[–]Philstein 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I remember my grandmother swearing blind that her neighbour used to use hers to drag wood; as in, tree trunks, not just little bits of kindling.

[–]EllaL 31 points32 points ago

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I've been conflicted on this for a while. My personal rule is no dog so big that I can't physically control it if necessary, because even sweet dogs can do harmful things, but the Newfoundland breed is HUGE but so ridiculously sweet, I can't decide if it's worth the risk.

[–]wtfover 22 points23 points ago

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My rule is I would never have a dog that I couldn't beat in a fight.

[–]swarles84 33 points34 points ago

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My rule is I will never have a dog I might accidently punt. but I like your upper limit.

[–]EllaL 18 points19 points ago

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My boyfriend actually uses "big enough that I can wrestle it, small enough that I can win" as his guidelines.

[–]bbacher 65 points66 points ago*

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I've taken my three Newfies through obedience training, and never had a lick of trouble out of them. The worst incident was when we took Bruno (145 lbs at that time) to my sister's house, and he met her 6 lb toy dachshund... She wanted to rip his throat out! If she could have reached higher than his knees he'd have been a goner. His reaction? He pulled his head back and curled his lip to bare one tooth.

RE: whether Newfies would be a good dog for you, I have two comments. Please don't get a Newfie unless you want to keep him in the house with your family. They bond very strongly with their 'pack' and suffer depression if they are kept away (like if the family is inside and they have to stay outside). A lot of Newfie behavioral problems come from such isolation. Also, if you're "house proud" they may not be right for you. Even if you brush them every day you're going to have dog hair around the house. They blow coat several times a year.

They have relatively short lifespans, like other giant breeds. Bruno was 12 yrs old when he died this year of complications from polyneuropathy. At the end, he wore braces on both hind legs and could barely stand without help. Mentally he was the same great, loving dog as always, but he just couldn't control the muscles in his hind legs anymore. It was very painful to see him that way.

One of the people at the rescue group where my dogs came from taught me one of my favorite sayings: "If you have to bend over to pet it, it's not a real dog."

[–]forwormsbravepercy 20 points21 points ago

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If you don't have to bend over to pet it, it's a fucking horse.

[–]happybadger 24 points25 points ago

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His reaction? He pulled his head back and curled his lip to bare one tooth.

Did you put him down after that? With aggressiveness like that, it's only a matter of time until he straps on a suicide vest and visits an embassy.

[–]goodizzle 2 points3 points ago

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I want your dogs.

[–]TomorrowPlusX 3 points4 points ago*

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One of the people at the rescue group where my dogs came from taught me one of my favorite sayings: "If you have to bend over to pet it, it's not a real dog."

That's great and all, but not all of us can afford to feed Leviathan, nor do we have room for an ambulatory sofa.

And, as a city dweller, my daschunds take care my rat & mice problems just fine. They're not big, but they've got spirit.

[–]longshot 1 point2 points ago

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Please don't get a newfie if you are going to let it get obese and immobile. I watched one go this route and it's very sad.

[–]dedhead 1 point2 points ago

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This made my day. Sounds just like my old dog. Kind. gentle and twice the size of a fuckig house.

[–]deviantZebra 8 points9 points ago

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I can assure you that my pit bull, that I have to bend over to pet, is a very real dog. I'd modify your saying to: "If you can fit your dog in a purse, it's not a real dog".

[–]yayweb21 5 points6 points ago

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I have a rat terrier/chihuahua (I am guessing since it came from a shelter) mutt. She could fit in a large purse; and she is pretty sure she is a dog and also real.

[–]Teephphah 16 points17 points ago

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Nope. Sorry. But don't feel too bad. Lots of otherwise completely rational people make this kind of mistake all the time.

It's important to remember, however, that the fact that it's a common mistake doesn't make it any less wrong.

[–]platymage 14 points15 points ago

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I have a newfie story not like these at all. We stayed at a farm/youth hostil that had a male newfie that took an extreme liking to my friend. The first time he knocked her down and went to town it was funny, the next twenty or so it wasn't. So make sure to get it fixed and into training, because she didnt stand a chance with a giant like that.

[–]koolT 9 points10 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]FrootSalad 1 point2 points ago

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rapedog.

[–]Ghudda 1 point2 points ago

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See all I know is, ball, and good... and rape.

[–]Caboose-1 19 points20 points ago

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Aside from being a very high maintenance breed, they are amazing dogs. I wouldn't be worried about having to physically control one, as they have the most docile temperament you'll ever see, and are generally very lazy. I grew up with a couple and they were unbelievably gentle and well behaved, especially where kids were concerned. That said, you're up for a tough time trying to seperate them from any large (or even small) bodies of water. I've only heard of a couple of examples where there have been aggressive newfies, but they always come down to the dog being so horribly mistreated that the damage is irreparable.

Still, I have to emphasize that they are a lot of work and prone to a few nasty health problems but if you're willing to put the time and effort into pet ownership than, in my opinion, there is no better breed.

[–]hesduffy 9 points10 points ago

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I have owned Newf's my entire life. They are called the "Gentle Giants" and yes - any dog that is trained to be a mean dog, will demonstrate those trained tendencies. Take them to training classes, and they will learn, just don't use treats to give positive reinforcement... they tend to drool a lot. A lot of other posters talk about the maintenance... I have a groomer we took [:(] our most recent newf to about once a month. It's kind of expensive, but worth it if you don't want to find hair everywhere. You still need to brush the dog about once a week, but this can be very calming IMO. A good way to connect with the dog, and disconnect from the world. I have only had, and will only have, newfoundlands for the rest of my life.

My problem is finding a reliable breeder. I am in the NE of the states and finding a breeder that does not inbreed is rare at best. We are going to have to go to a breeder in Washington State, as they have some of the finest newfs available in the country.

TL;DR : Newfs are the most kind hearted animals, but they're high maintenance - and worth every second.

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[–]hesduffy 1 point2 points ago

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Towards the end, Halie had really bad "Cherry Eye". She later went blind, but somehow remembered all the high traffic spots in the house to lay in.

[–]likli 2 points3 points ago

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I grew up with a Newfie dog - the most amazing, gentle dog I've ever seen. Never showed any aggression at all.

The only time she "forgot herself" was when a little aggressive dog went to attack her. She was afraid and actually jumped in my mother's arms for safety (taking her down as well). Oops.

[–]corybantic 1 point2 points ago

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it's so worth it - they'll test you a little bit but they really just want to please you. When my newf is misbehaving (generally by being to happy to meet new people - a happy newf can be really intimidating to strangers) I just grab her by the jowls and make her look into my eyes as I remind her of her manners and she behaves.

Sweetest, easiest puppy ever - her worst trick was to lie down when she didn't want to do something, like walk on a leash. Kind of a passive aggressive "Go ahead, try to make me move". We're completely past that stage, she's great around other people and dogs (unless the other dog is aggressive) and we want to get her certified as a therapy dog because she LOVES people.

One caution - they bond to people (rather than property/territory) so they really don't like it when their person/people aren't around. Don't get one if you can't be with it most of the time.

[–]Jungleradio 7 points8 points ago

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Also, their fur is waterproof, making them unbelievably difficult to wash.

[–]Roflkopt3r 9 points10 points ago

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"Characteristics such as aggressiveness and shyness are considered to be an error in the breed standard"

Yes, the very definition of this dog says that it's not aggressive at all.

[–]Wizardof1000Kings 89 points90 points ago

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and hunting elephants

[–]S7Epic 254 points255 points ago

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Where are all these dogs getting the money for hunting trips?

[–]invader 119 points120 points ago

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He started a company called godoggy.com

[–]vividboarder 27 points28 points ago

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I'm not sure how deep your reference here was supposed to go... but this was perfect.

Source for those who didn't get it: http://tinyw.in/uVt0

[–]Journalisto 7 points8 points ago

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I heard they sell the ivory too.

[–]Harutinator 22 points23 points ago

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They get royalties from every doggy-style scene

[–]reverse_pickpocket 14 points15 points ago

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putting glasses on it is just senseless animal cruelty...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]coachjimmy 1 point2 points ago

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Just try and stop 'em!

[–]hanumanCT 9 points10 points ago

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A friend of mine has one of these. It's the sweetest dog I've ever met. While he's not this big, he is still enormous.

When ever I go over there, the dog walks up, then jumps up and puts his paws on your shoulder. If you lean into it a little, he'll wrap his arms around you and give you a great big hug.

[–]crh77 2 points3 points ago

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Growing up we had a Newfie too and she would do the same thing. The only problem was, as skinny kids, my brother, friends and I could not support her weight; though it was rather funny to see friends disappear under her mass of black fur if she put her paws on their shoulders from behind.

As others have said, they are great dog, particularly with kids. Ours would even pull us around on a toboggan in the snow when we were little.

[–]toy205 5 points6 points ago

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I agree, had one and there was nothing but love

[–]JoshSN 3 points4 points ago

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One time when I was about 8 the neighbor's Newfy came over and started to play with me (using its own definition of play, not mine).

There was a foot of snow on the ground, and it pinned me. One forepaw on each of my arms, and it was probably just sitting to keep my lower body down.

This went on for a while, with me screaming. I had trouble breathing because my head was below the snow.

My father came out of the house with an axe and scared the dog away.

[–]kernelhappy 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like the dog was asserting it dominance rather than trying to hurt you. I bet it succeeded.

[–]JoshSN 1 point2 points ago

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Well, yes, 5 months later I had puppies, and they were black, but they weren't the Newfy's.

[–]corybantic 1 point2 points ago

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we don't let our newf chase anyone, especially kids. The kids are encouraged to chase her and her favorite game on land is "keep away".

[–]fkje 3 points4 points ago

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Tell that to my ass. One of those fuckers chomped me hard and gave me many bleeding holes.

[–]Journalisto 12 points13 points ago

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Some people pay for fun like that.

[–]hasslefree 3 points4 points ago

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bleeding holes.

Newfie week!

[–]crispyfry 38 points39 points ago

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If that's a newfy, that's a big damn newfy.

[–]Kourin 33 points34 points ago

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I agree it seems a bit too big. Personally I think it must be perspective trickery or shopped. According to Wikipedia (most credible source on the internets!) a male weighs 75–80 kg (157–176 lb) and is 75 cm (30 in) tall. Yeah I'll give it credit, the dog weighs almost as much as I do. But 2.5 feet? That woman must be 4 feet tall and standing at the very back of a 20 foot table to make it seem as though it could swallow her head whole. Its like I'm watching "The Making of The Lord of the Rings" in which Gandalf is at Bilbo's freaking hobbit table.

[–]uhhh_Doodle 17 points18 points ago

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We had a male Newfy while I was growing up who happened to reach 190 lbs in his prime. He also lived to be 16, which according to our vet was unheard of for the breed.

[–]Kourin 0 points1 point ago

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That dog actually weighs as much as I do....Nice! How tall did he end up getting?

[–]NickStihl 4 points5 points ago

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Yet for some reason shits more than you or I.

[–]kitteh-saur 2 points3 points ago

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Probably the nasty food that people feed their dogs. My boyfriend has a great dane that he used to feed a pretty good dry kibble to, and she would have MASSIVE shits. Now he feeds her frozen venison patties, and she has these teeny tiny little pebble poops. Now her body absorbs all of the good stuff, and just poops out the stuff she doesn't need.

[–]Jimfarm 2 points3 points ago

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Mind you, it does seem to be on a table.

[–]larwk 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sure this pic has been posted a few times before and it's been proven photoshopped (the original had some pretty obvious errors but I don't see any in this version).

[–]TheNr24 1 point2 points ago

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Gandalf is at Bilbo's freaking hobbit table.

wat?

[–]VonAether 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheCannon 21 points22 points ago

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They're huge.

I have a buddy that has one. He is the sweetest dog ever, but freakin massive.

[–]crispyfry 29 points30 points ago

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Some friends of mine have one, last time I saw her she wasn't quite full grown and "huge" didn't do her justice. The rate of mass gain they undergo when they're puppies is mind-blowing.

And they are the goofiest sweetest dogs you'll ever meet. And they shed like MAD.

[–]SirFoxx 6 points7 points ago

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They have a term for Newfies shedding, called " Blowing Coat". Two 3 week periods a year and you fill garbage bags of hair due to their outer coat and under coat. They are awesome dogs, gentle giants. Fucking love Newfies.

[–]afellowinfidel 4 points5 points ago

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could you shear their coat like lambs? serious question.

[–]bbacher 4 points5 points ago

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We collected our Newfie's hair for 10 years. There is a place that will turn it into yarn if we send it to them. Dog hair is supposedly warmer than sheep's wool when made into clothing.

[–]SirFoxx 3 points4 points ago

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There is a special way they need to be cut. Something about messing up the undercoat can cause major problems with how the coats grow back and in. I think just shearing is not the way you would do them.

[–]saratoby 3 points4 points ago

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It's almost like getting a layered haircut instead. If you shear them, their coats will matt and cause sad puppy skin conditions :(

[–]SaltyBabe 6 points7 points ago

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Plus the fluff adds to the perceived size.

[–]webr3 1 point2 points ago

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or a small lady

[–]Quatroking 15 points16 points ago

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Are you sure they don't save entire boats instead?

[–]FredExx 15 points16 points ago

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Newfy in Action!

[–]5ee5 1 point2 points ago

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TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAL WAAAVE!!!!

[–]Random_Internets 16 points17 points ago

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the neatest thing is they have webbed feet and a water resistant coat making them perfect for aquatics

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[–]ctesibius 6 points7 points ago

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They've only been separate breeds for about a century, even though they look very different.

[–]crabman484 3 points4 points ago

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Not just any drowning people. People who are drowning in ice cold Canadian waters. Originally anyways.

[–]my_name_is_andrew 11 points12 points ago

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People don't drown in boats.

[–]tortuganaught 9 points10 points ago

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They do if the boat is under water.

[–]Fig1024 7 points8 points ago

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they might after that monster jumps in the boat

[–]DrMaggit 13 points14 points ago

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He wouldn't jump in the boat, he'd fetch the boat

[–]audioerratic 128 points129 points ago

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that thing must take ENORMOUS shits.

[–]pHreaksYcle 72 points73 points ago

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Not sure about that, but they definitely leave some.

[–]o_really 7 points8 points ago*

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And all I can think about is George Carlin.

Edit: LET'S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2_yXUr-YMY

[–]gimpel 13 points14 points ago*

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Yes. And ours poops multiple times a day. (Actually--and I am dead serious--you can see the poop and pee damage to our back yard in Google Maps satellite view.)

Edit: The area circled in red is the dead grass from our Newfie's pee. It is early spring in the image, so this is residual winter damage.

[–]audioerratic 2 points3 points ago

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Impressive.

[–]gimpel 1 point2 points ago

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My above comment now has the Google's eye view.

[–]afawgvsev 1 point2 points ago

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they dont eat that much. less than labs. shits are correspondingly smaller

[–]juliusseizure 1 point2 points ago

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Need to carry Glad Forceflex when walking one of these dogs in the park.

[–]jackdonaghy 59 points60 points ago

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Why are we hunting elephants?

[–]DorkPassenger 153 points154 points ago

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ran out of rhinos.

[–]echthroi 101 points102 points ago

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hahahaha!

...awwww. :(

[–]godofwar007 34 points35 points ago

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except this picture is very deceiving. perspective

[–]pulezan 6 points7 points ago

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[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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286 pounds is a very, very big dog.

[–]pulezan 2 points3 points ago

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But it's not this dog

[–]ruforealz 1 point2 points ago

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because worldslargestdog.com was taken.

[–]Random_Internets 34 points35 points ago

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I like how his big watery eyes remind me of jake's eyes from adventure time

[–]LinkBalls 16 points17 points ago

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I just started watching Adventure Time yesterday. I had no idea I was missing out on so much.

[–]Almondcoconuts 12 points13 points ago

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Its one helluva LSD trip

[–]Farisr9k 12 points13 points ago

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"People who are more creative than me must be on DRUGS"

[–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

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Why if you're already on drugs?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I feel like a kid again and it's awesome.

[–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

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yes...master....you are the bater....

[–]Marzhall 1 point2 points ago

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So absolutely worth it. Also, wait until you get to the genderswapped episode, Fiona and Cake - it's gold.

[–]HedenPK 2 points3 points ago

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I dont think its eyes even look real.

[–]Dareall 32 points33 points ago

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You must be a tiny person. I know they are bigs dogs, but not as big as your pic.

[–]Momentstealer 20 points21 points ago

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The dog is sitting on a 3 foot table, and its head is closer to the camera than she is.

[–]Dareall 3 points4 points ago

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Cool, thanks for clarity.

[–]NrwhlBcnSmrt-ttck 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's 2 different dogs on two different tables. Notice the pipe and hair styles.

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[–]fonetiklee 6 points7 points ago

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"OH GOD THAT BEAR IS COMING RIGHT AT ME, WHERE'S MY FUCKING GUN?!?"

[–]sars_kills 7 points8 points ago

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My cat has a striped tail and walks funny. People think she's a raccoon. It's not anywhere near as bad ass as your bear dog, but it's still fun when someone thinks you have a wild animal in your house.

[–]Dareall 5 points6 points ago

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My Mom used to Nanny for a couple that had 2 of them, they were over 160# each ... Huge. Was fun to see my 5'2" Mom boss them around. They would sit in the front yard and guard like two bears.

[–]spuddlz 6 points7 points ago

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They may grow up to 22–28 inches tall at the shoulder.Males weigh 60–70 kg (130–150 lb), and females 45–55 kg (100–120 lb)

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[–]NOREDDITNO 14 points15 points ago

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No, they're actually that big. I've seen on in person, and it was like a horse low to the ground.

[–]TlCKETS 24 points25 points ago

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A friend of mine used to have one of those. It was the size of a loveseat.

[–]SirFoxx 1 point2 points ago

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He's on a platform raised off the floor.

[–]spuddlz 2 points3 points ago

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They may grow up to 22–28 inches tall at the shoulder.Males weigh 60–70 kg (130–150 lb), and females 45–55 kg (100–120 lb)

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[–]RawrCupcakes 7 points8 points ago

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line of connections This is my Dad's coworker's daughter who works at a pet salon. I'll try and get proof but yeah I know these people :) And that was indeed a huge dog.

[–]magistry 1 point2 points ago

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I've only heard that being called 6 degrees of separation (or 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon).

[–]MegaVolve 5 points6 points ago

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I want to cuddle with that dog

[–]Jduga 5 points6 points ago

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disapproving pug in the back ground

[–]Oafah 5 points6 points ago

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I see your Black Clifford and raise you Tina.

[–]RoosterUnit 5 points6 points ago

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She used to have four friends.

[–]kraken0 28 points29 points ago

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[–]donkeydiddler 22 points23 points ago

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I have no doubt that's a big damn dog, but motherfucking daily mail is awful. Every picture in that article is either taken to fool your eyes or has no proper frame of reference, so you can't get an accurate feel for just how big that dog actually is.

[–]Bluelabel 4 points5 points ago

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I pity the poor bastard that has to pick up after that

[–]flareboy323 3 points4 points ago

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Newfoundlands :D

If reddit wants, I'll post pics of my two. They're so nice they even lay down with my cats. Also: They don't fight bears, they're dogs that save drowning people and help on boats and things like that.

[–]knylok 6 points7 points ago

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That's a huge bitch!

[–]TimKatt 1 point2 points ago

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huge black* bitch

[–]Shin-LaC 2 points3 points ago

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That's a lot of dog.

[–]mostercreature 2 points3 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]Balthor2579 2 points3 points ago

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I love newfoundlands. I've had 4 now to recent date and I currently have two. The late bear and bo, and currently grizzly and kodi( short for Kodiak). The most loving dogs I've ever met. Out of 22 years with newfys I can count the aggressive situations on one hand. Every time tho was justifiable, we will just say that's the the last time someone tries to break into my house. Very good watchdog suprisingly , due to its such docile and friendly nature I always assumed it would greet everyone happily at the front door. Not the case when I wasn't home, found my bear and bo with an intruder pinned underneath them when I came home from work. He pleaded with me to call the cops as long as I got my puppys off him.

[–]Ajishly 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my, that is pretty wonderful, were they just pinning him down? Or pinning him down in a slightly aggressive way?

[–]edomain 2 points3 points ago

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No way that was a real photo unless the woman in like 3'5"

[–]chainsaw_juggler 36 points37 points ago

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I see your Black Clifford and red you a Red Clifford

[–]esoteric416 76 points77 points ago

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A dog used hunt fucking dinosaurs!

[–]brianbrianbrian 13 points14 points ago

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It was kind of awkward that he always waited until they started fucking to hunt them, but by God he stuck to his strengths!

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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thatsthejoke. "Black Clifford" isn't an actual thing.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 1 point2 points ago

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RIP Red Clifford.

[–]spicypiss 7 points8 points ago

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Not sure that the "Black Clifford" is actually a breed. Anything like a link to a page on the breed? The dog in that picture looks like a Newfoundlander.

[–]apathyinternational 9 points10 points ago

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It's a reference to the children's book "Clifford the Big Red Dog," in which the titular character is the size of his owners' house.

[–]therainbowseahorse 1 point2 points ago

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aaaaaawwwww I want one!

[–]salty_dog 1 point2 points ago

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I met one of these things at Grand Teton NP a couple years ago. It was enormous and as gentle as any dog I've seen. But damn that thing drooled more fluid in 30 minutes than most big dogs will drool in their entire life. If you've seen the cinematic masterpiece Turner and Hooch, recall Hooch's massive drools and multiply that by 20. I felt so bad for the owner's floors, furniture, and vehicle. But I also thought this guy was an amazing person for putting up with the deluge because he loved that gigantic dog.

[–]doubledubs 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHEMOTH LOOKING MONSTER?!

[–]slurpme 7 points8 points ago

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She looks like a Vet to me...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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belle and sebastian

[–]norse77 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Corey Haim? back from beyond

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Huge dog but he looks "gentle" to me not like the other ones posted.

[–]ProfWashu 1 point2 points ago

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I want one!

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molosser

Unites all these massive dogs that were linked recently so much.

[–]troll-up 1 point2 points ago

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Newfys are what Labs have been breed from. That is where they get their loving personality.

[–]cwstjnobbs 1 point2 points ago

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One of my friends is a dog groomer and said that if I ever get a dog she will groom it for free.

Getting one of these monstrosities would be an excellent practical joke that also results in me having an awesome pet.

I bet you have to take them on 10 mile walks though... and get a very big pooper-scooper.

[–]dimples1114 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a Newfoundland breed dog. I had one as a child. They are really large but not that large. Ours weighed 185 lbs. and was large for the breed.

[–]peachpulp 1 point2 points ago

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Is this the real life?

[–]ReverendDizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Christ people. You'd think you'd be photoshop-spotting-experts after all this time in /r/WTF.

Doesn't it seem a bit odd to anyone that the dog groomer's arm is phase changing right through the side of the dog? I mean come on people.

[–]seydar 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this in WTF? OP you are the biggest shitstain on the skivies of reddit.

[–]Fuqwon 1 point2 points ago

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Nerfs are about the gentlest dogs around. I mean they instinctively rescue people from drowning without training, how badass is that?

Oh and the dog in Peter Pan that was watching the kids and named Nana was a Newf.

[–]newtype2099 1 point2 points ago

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Can.... can I ride it into battle like a Hellhound? even if he is a sweet dog, I want to ride it like a horse.

[–]Left4Bread 1 point2 points ago

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That's no dog. It's a space station.

[–]KKND420 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one concerned with the size of this dogs shits... That must be horrible to clean up :(

[–]braaaaaains 5 points6 points ago

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You look like Cory Haim.

[–]Anthem26 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure that's not OP, I've seen this pic posted on reddit before.

[–]Epistaxis 19 points20 points ago

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reddiquette:

Please don't:

Create a new post as a response to an existing post. (e.g. "No, THIS is the best sidekick of all time.") Instead, use the comments section to provide your response to someone's submission.

[–]crispyfry 36 points37 points ago

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oh shush, I'm enjoying this and this way I don't have to keep finding the original thread.

[–]duxup 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody follows reddiquette.

[–]y2jeff 4 points5 points ago

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reddiquette =/= rules.

Also, this is kind of expected in r/WTF

[–]Timbukthree 3 points4 points ago

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Sigh...I miss the days of reddit when pointing out how to be a good member of the community wasn't met with downvotes. For what it's worth, I upvoted you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You keep posting this. Fuck off. Nobody cares.

[–]Austin_Tasseltine 2 points3 points ago

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1: it's a Newfoundland. 2 it's shopped.

[–]jraykc 0 points1 point ago

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shopped

[–]ThisOpenFist 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Lavatis 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the only way to describe him is regal. He looks like he'd intimidate a fucking lion.

[–]y2jeff 3 points4 points ago

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it's almost cat-like in regality.

[–]NickStihl 3 points4 points ago

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You'll forgive me if I do not dismount my chariot.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 1 point2 points ago

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The dogs look much smaller in your picture.

[–]biga29 2 points3 points ago

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[–]abudabu 1 point2 points ago

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Are you saying it's shopped? (The evidence you circle seems to show it's not to me.)

[–]duxup 1 point2 points ago

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What do the red circles tell me?

[–]ihassixcats 0 points1 point ago

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Are you brushing or clipping him?

[–]Mackinstyle 0 points1 point ago

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It's time for our favourite game!

Male or Female?

[–]Henos 0 points1 point ago

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What kind is the other dog?

[–]PanikParty 0 points1 point ago

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Can you buy these dogs?

[–]PastyNoob 0 points1 point ago

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big dog, or little vet?

[–]Immersion89 0 points1 point ago

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Look, it's Sonny Moore's parents.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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That dog is comically large. There are no two ways about it.

[–]Pixelatedcow1 0 points1 point ago

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So...exactly what breed is this?

[–]MarsSpaceship 0 points1 point ago

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also known by flees as "Flee's Paradise".

[–]melonpaste 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus. Please keep posting these big dog pics because they really do make me go wtf every time. I did not know such huge dogs existed. Wtf.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a dog. This is a dog.

[–]motown82 0 points1 point ago

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This is getting out of hand.

[–]HSOK 0 points1 point ago

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[–]platypus_poison 0 points1 point ago

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Direwolf.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the bar above/next to its head. Photoshop damnit!

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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IS THIS REAL?

[–]DeemSleep 0 points1 point ago

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This is a real dog?? No photoshop??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I tried googling 'black Clifford'.... Boy do I feel dumb

[–]dustypinkcat 0 points1 point ago

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The table seems to go right into her thigh, plus if you look at the table in the back and compare the bar the dog is tied on to the one he is tied too on the front table, (unless they are different size tables) you can see what the dog would be approximately....all in all it's still a fun photo.