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[–]bunbunbunbun 12 points13 points ago

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I watch far too much Star Trek. Without even clicking on this, I said to myself "... the final frontier"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jinx.

[–]servershutdown 0 points1 point ago

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Double jinx. You owe me two sodas.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can I just replicate this one?

[–]bamb00zled 9 points10 points ago

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Computer labs, here I come.

[–]speqter -1 points0 points ago

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Spacebar, the final frontier?

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 7 points8 points ago*

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it may be the final frontier but it's made in a hollywood basement

[–]aspartam 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Grant1231 2 points3 points ago

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It seems to go on forever and ever then you reach the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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George takei posted that on his facebook wall earlier today.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 0 points1 point ago

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Creepy.

[–]Marashio 2 points3 points ago

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Nice.

[–]vornan19 1 point2 points ago

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These are the voyages of the...

[–]bunbunbunbun 2 points3 points ago

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Starship Enterprise. It's five year/continuing mission? ...

[–]jakawaka_and_beans 1 point2 points ago

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To explore strange new worlds...

[–]sirmc 1 point2 points ago

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To seek out new life and new civilizations...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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To go boldly where...

[–]23419 0 points1 point ago

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*to boldly go where no man has gone before....

paa papapaaaa papapaaaaa pa pa pa paaa paaa paaa

[–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points ago

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you have the TOS line with the TNG theme song, your nerd card has been revoked

[–]23419 0 points1 point ago

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well done.. the reason for that is if i wrote oooo ooooo ooooo people wuld just think im mad

[–]toccata 1 point2 points ago

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yup, just a slooowwww night on reddit.

[–]renegade770 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dw76387 1 point2 points ago

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I have the most incredible urge to start streaming Star Trek right now...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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May I recommend The Defector (TNG Season 3, Episode 10), one of my personal favs.

[–]SlickbackForShort 1 point2 points ago

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this may be, but it's made in a Hollywood basement

[–]Avien 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote if you represent the Picard camp!

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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our upvotes shall block out the sun!

[–]cjcrashoveride 3 points4 points ago

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What is this? Youtube?

[–]TheVolatilePigeon 3 points4 points ago

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Not in comments already? ok if I Have to

SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]jpTankMan 0 points1 point ago

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I AM IN SPACE!

[–]Maniacal_Artist 1 point2 points ago

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I'm proud of you, son.

[–]CorrDriZZle 1 point2 points ago

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to boldly go where no man has gone before!

[–]mcfien 3 points4 points ago

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*No one.

**Captain Jean-Luc Picard style.

[–]porracaralho 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, Kirk style sounds more right. Star Trek is mostly about the humans exploration of space. After all, new life and new civilizations are someone, they are already there, the only thing we know about them is that they aren't humans, hence the phrase 'no man...'.

I'm pretty much sure that the Andorians have their own tv show of andorians bodly going where no andorian has gone before.

[–]msbrooklyn 0 points1 point ago

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you dare question the picard?!

[–]mcfien 0 points1 point ago

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The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

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Sits right next to the "any key"

[–]colonel_panic10 0 points1 point ago

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This pic just got 4 solid nods from the people in my apartment. That shit doesn't come easily. Well done.

[–]wandabee 0 points1 point ago

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My monitor has received it's first cleaning since I opened the box. The solvent? Hot tea.

[–]msbrooklyn 1 point2 points ago

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tea, earl grey, hot.

[–]IShouldWorkNow 0 points1 point ago

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Space... it's all over the place!

[–]espritsaura 0 points1 point ago

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Where no one can hear the awesome sound effects you're making as you type.

[–]Altzan 0 points1 point ago

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Where do astronauts go after a long days work?

[–]MegaManSE 0 points1 point ago

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Space Bar ... just like the time I went to that restaurant at the end of the universe...

[–]shortfrie 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for my favoutire iron maiden album as your spacebar. so doing that at home now

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Have fun getting ink on your thumbs!

[–]Suomis_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DeathStarDriveBy 0 points1 point ago

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How. How has this never been done until you. (no question marks because these are demands. as in "i demand answers") (No capitalization in the previous aside because my pinkie fingers were temporarily disabled due to an unrelated realization. don't flatter yourself, Albuyeh.)

[–]AnomalyAnn 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as I've read the title I said THE FINAL FRONTIER xD

[–]0rigin 0 points1 point ago*

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You inspired me Edit: they are two kb's next to each other.

[–]LasseBruce 0 points1 point ago

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Guess what song is stuck on my mind now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQVU5V1-No

[–]forrestgump1652 0 points1 point ago

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set phasers to F7

[–]MissBazinga 0 points1 point ago

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No way!! My boyfriend wrote that on my space bar last month :) Love it, and nobody ever understands what it means when I'm in class.

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

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For God's sake, CTRL yourself man!

[–]Pixelsandshit 0 points1 point ago

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...do I smell a business idea? Stickers!