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I cow you, officer Sir. (imgur.com)

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[–]Chancelloriate 61 points62 points ago

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This raises some questions. First: what the fuck?

[–]SolarGoat 14 points15 points ago

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r/WTF

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

[–]CapNRoddy -1 points0 points ago

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And now I'm going to be at TVtropes all night.

[–]EvanSei 22 points23 points ago

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What? You don't have a cow? I thought everybody in the city owned a cow?

[–]smll 5 points6 points ago

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This is what that Happened Next

[–]Nerdlinger 21 points22 points ago

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Cowards.

[–]femaiden 1 point2 points ago

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They're just trying to milk it for all its worth.

[–]WhiteGravy 3 points4 points ago

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This is udderly ridiculous.

[–]reverse_pickpocket 0 points1 point ago

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shame on hoof ever is responsible

[–]alonelyguy 5 points6 points ago

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Repost?

[–]bdepz -2 points-1 points ago

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yes, yes it is. ಠ_ಠ

[–]GaijinFoot -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh shit a repost. Which is heavily upvoted meaning that the majority, including myself, haven't seen this before.

Maybe it's time you stop using reddit so much and go outside for a bit.

[–]EvanSei 8 points9 points ago

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Little does he know, that cow is about to get a good tazerin.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Squirt milk? That's a tazerin'.

[–]kgunderson -2 points-1 points ago

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LMAO, did not expect a Simpsons joke. Well played sir!

[–]peregriino 6 points7 points ago

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david coulthard?

[–]akarhys -2 points-1 points ago

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Was thinking the same thing.

[–]aelzeiny 2 points3 points ago

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Got Milk?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[–]Subito_forte 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know cows had their own Occupy movement.

[–]PrincessSpooky 14 points15 points ago

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Occupy Moooovement.

FTFY

[–]superbadninja 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe it's a bull...

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 3 points4 points ago

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What an udder disaster.

[–]jam_spoons 1 point2 points ago

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Sheesh! Talk about milking the puns.

[–]BlasphemyAway 1 point2 points ago

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They must've heard about it through the bovine.

[–]HereItDothGoeth 2 points3 points ago

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Cop shoulda mooved out of the way

[–]jovdmeer 24 points25 points ago

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Explanation: This pic is from the farmers' protests in Brussels over two years ago, against the regulation of milk prices. They brought tons of milk which they just poured out onto the streets, and as you can see some of them also brought their cows.

If you've read this far, you now also realize that this pic is old, and has been reposted thousands of times. Please stop it.

[–]brancron 49 points50 points ago

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I've never seen it, so go eat a sock.

[–]georginasmith 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for "go eat a sock". Imma use that for ALL the rebuttals from now on.

[–]simplystunned 2 points3 points ago

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Explanation: Fuck Moo

[–]Luke2012 2 points3 points ago

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But why is Dale Earnhardt Jr. involved?

[–]Deusdies 0 points1 point ago

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Was he arrested for terrorism though?

[–]redweasel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so relieved that was milk.

[–]GaijinFoot -1 points0 points ago

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I've never seen it. Please stop using the internet.

[–]CapNRoddy -1 points0 points ago

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Don't complain about reposts

The Reddiquette.

I've never seen it before. Go eat a dick in a sock.

[–]DutchInfid3l 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, yes. This was a caption contest photo in Maxim a few years ago...

[–]Legoking 1 point2 points ago

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that cop is a real COWard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am getting so sick of this picture.

[–]SoilOmelet 1 point2 points ago

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we've figured out how to remove the vegans from the occupy wall street crowd...now the rest.

[–]n0ne0ther 0 points1 point ago

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We have 100% of cows behind us!

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

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Hosepipe.

[–]floodle 0 points1 point ago

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That's some pretty serious pressure there

[–]empty_room_rocker 0 points1 point ago

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Only in the Dutchland ...

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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them teats got some serious range.

[–]kiwinotafruit 0 points1 point ago

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we are the whole%milk

[–]Vanderkill9 0 points1 point ago

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the cop: I knew she was a squirter

[–]cobbernicusrex 0 points1 point ago

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That's going to make one hell of a Facebook profile picture.

[–]Jbojackson 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason the fact that the cop is blocking the milk stream with his shield is the funniest part. Next to the farmer's face that is.

[–]broconsulate 0 points1 point ago

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I MUST have this in desktop form.

[–]FrugalNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever been so angry you milked a cow at the police?

[–]Tfeth282 0 points1 point ago

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The most hilarious way to get tasered.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He looks just like Hugh Dennis from mock the week.

[–]deusmacabre 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like David Coulthard...

[–]Truesday 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please shop in the brazzers logo onto that picture. NOW!

[–]BigDirtE 0 points1 point ago

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What you didn't know: Those cops are actually Lactose Intolerant

[–]inazuma 0 points1 point ago

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this is excellent.

[–]cive666 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god please someone photoshop a girl getting sprayed with all that milk.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

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We have reports of an enemy cow in our AO.

[–]bigkajamma 0 points1 point ago

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Cows and pigs go together well.

[–]Anticlimax1471 0 points1 point ago

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Don't have a cow, man...

90's bitch!

[–]enter_mosh 0 points1 point ago

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i just figured out whats going on here, he is holding a hose, it's the behind the hind leg of the cow... but still, WTF

[–]news_and_coffee 0 points1 point ago

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Is that David Coulthart?

[–]mavstar 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner.

[–]cereal1 0 points1 point ago

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I thought someone was going to point out the pun in the headline using a cow (noun) to cow (verb) the police.

[–]Mysteri0n -1 points0 points ago

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FTFY

[–]desquibnt -1 points0 points ago

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looks shooped to me

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