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[–]SmuggleCats 411 points412 points ago

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It is clever I suppose, but kinda creeps me out for some reason..

[–]caramelappleyum 60 points61 points ago

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my reaction "Oh it's a cute baby. Wait why is it so-- ......oh."

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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Finally, one need not be ashamed of being hung like a baby.

[–]nopinion 36 points37 points ago

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It's alright, no need to feel ashamed about your finger-sized penis.

[–]HotRodLincoln 13 points14 points ago

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hung like a baby

You mean 10 pounds 3 oz and 16 inches?

[–]wormyrocks 9 points10 points ago

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hung like a baby

What, you mean in my garage?

[–]CandleJaxx 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]kosherkant 8 points9 points ago

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My reaction: HOLY SHIT THAT BABY HAS A..... oh. ohhhhh.

[–]iswearihavenomoney 18 points19 points ago

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It couldn't possibly be the fact that an infant looks like it has a 12 inch shlong.. but there's some reason..

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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probably because the boy version is socially acceptable, but the girl version is not. Imagine they give you a tiny clamshell to insert in the hole. Uncomfortable? No? Come have a seat over here...

[–]Korkymann 4 points5 points ago

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Or they could use the same technique as this card, but tell people to not insert their finger into the hole.

[–]expider 2 points3 points ago

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Or insert it from the fr- you know what? I'm not finishing that sentence,this shit is messed up

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Your son has a giant shlong.

Your daughter has a gaping cunt.

One evokes pride, the other, shame.

[–]lgodsey 13 points14 points ago

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What? How could sexualizing a baby be considered creepy? How could using an innocent infant as the butt of a dick joke be weird?

Because it is.

[–]G4Channel 3 points4 points ago

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Infant… butt… dick…

Yeah I've seen enough here

[–]gloomdoom 17 points18 points ago

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You people are fools...this was posted last year by someone else...the person who actually designed it way back then.

OP is a liar grubbing for karma and you idiots are slathering it all over his desperate ass.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dn27c/its_a_boy/

[–]d_saintsation_b 12 points13 points ago

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there's a politer way of doing that than calling us all fools

[–]bingblondie 2 points3 points ago

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They never said it was their card design, but it was a dickmove for not stating the origin.

[–]smeenatchu 0 points1 point ago

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Oh good, I wasn't the only one who realized it was a repost.

[–]SmuggleCats 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I didn't assume the OP designed it because of how they worded the title, nor did I ever say they did in my post I was simply talking about the card in general.

[–]upvoteforyouhun 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I agree. Also, the kid probably won't think it's too funny when he's older.

[–]Muffinviking 226 points227 points ago

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Cute? CUTE???

[–]tangomaureen 45 points46 points ago

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So so creepy...

[–]justanothercommenter 11 points12 points ago

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Where is Anderson Cooper when actual child porn appears on Reddit?

[–]auburnjunkie 8 points9 points ago

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Penn State coaches would love this card.

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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This was my thought exactly... not really cute per se.

[–]bmidge 135 points136 points ago

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It's gonna get really confusing when your black friends get this card.

[–]PhoenixAvenger 14 points15 points ago

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Just going to lead to some paternity questions...

[–]AshesTree 132 points133 points ago

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I feel mildly mind raped from what I saw....

[–]Korkymann 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't you get the memo? It's called 'Forcey Fun Time' now. So you were mind forcey fun timed.

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[–]BitchesLove 16 points17 points ago

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Rape jokes

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[–]0zz0 90 points91 points ago

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Pedobear sticks his "finger" in the other side..

[–]Jahron 50 points51 points ago

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Dude. ಠ_ಠ

[–]topdawg312 37 points38 points ago

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it's a boy..and WHAT A BOY!

[–]Ludikalo 23 points24 points ago

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Homer, that's the umbilical cord.

[–]gloomdoom 2 points3 points ago

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It's theft....it's really, really karma grubbing:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dn27c/its_a_boy/

[–]chrrie 4 points5 points ago

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That's just the umbilical cord!

[–]RandianHero 44 points45 points ago

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JESUS GOD, WHY DOES IT HAVE A FINGERNAIL ON IT?!

[–]Elviswind 10 points11 points ago

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Bill Brasky?

[–]TripperDay 4 points5 points ago

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HE DRIVES AN ICE CREAM TRUCK COVERED IN HUMAN SKULLS

[–]JuniperJupiter 3 points4 points ago

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So he can scratch himself without his hands leaving the table.

Duh.

[–]BlasphemyAway 7 points8 points ago

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Thats not what foreskin looks like?

[–]Padoo 0 points1 point ago

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Prescott Pharmeceuticals?

[–]alpacawithalopecia 41 points42 points ago

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Horrifying.

[–]SpitefulMoose 30 points31 points ago

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"Cute" is the wrong word for that.

[–]DrWooWoo 19 points20 points ago

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I dread to think what you would have sent out for a girl...

[–]gloomdoom 8 points9 points ago

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OP didn't send out anything. He chimped this image from reddit last year and just grubbing for karma:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dn27c/its_a_boy/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"insert lips here"

[–]signorafosca 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh. Good thing in that case you wouldn't be able to see what you were doing.

[–]Naphine 19 points20 points ago

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As a piece of card, I find this offensive

[–]cr3ative 116 points117 points ago

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45 results. Title makes it sound like you made them. Hm.

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 29 points30 points ago

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It's just a cleverly disguised repost. If he actually bought them from a store then perhaps he would have taken a new picture instead of copy/pasting the original one from months ago.

[–]gloomdoom 4 points5 points ago

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[–]gloomdoom 5 points6 points ago

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Typical redditor stealing other ideas and framing them as his own. Earliest one I could find was from a year ago but the point is, OP didn't do anything on his own. Likely didn't even have a kid.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dn27c/its_a_boy/

[–]XiiencE 8 points9 points ago

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Lies on the internet? Impossible....this is http://www.reddit.com is it not? Everyone knows HTTP means hypertext truth protocol.

[–]Krutonman 9 points10 points ago

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no it really doesn't it, and it's clearly a store bought card

[–]grow_a_pear 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]jortgonfreit 2 points3 points ago

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The title does not make it sound like that at all. You just assumed that.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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It does sound like that, and looking at his past submissions makes it even more clear. Here he claims the tattoo in a photo is his, and a comment to that submission points out yet another submission where OP takes credit for another persons tattoo. The actual person with that tattoo also made a comment there. Here he claims to have gotten a Reddit alien tattoo(what's up with all these tattoos!?).
I'm not trying to start a witch-hunt, but simply providing information to settle this dispute.

[–]jortgonfreit 0 points1 point ago

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With the information you provide it makes more sense that cr3ative states that.

But if in real life I showed you these cards and asked if you thought they were a good idea for my announcement cards. I do not think you would assume that I made them.

[–]cr3ative 7 points8 points ago

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I thought this was a cute idea for my announcement cards

YMMV, no offence, just internet banter, love you, okay, thanks

[–]stationhollow 3 points4 points ago

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So he saw a card online and thought it was a cute idea for his announcement cards. Nothing implies that he physically had the card.

[–]foambullet 1 point2 points ago

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"No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works better if I tell it in the first person."

[–]Durpadoo -4 points-3 points ago

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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your own opinion man.

[–]Mugros -2 points-1 points ago

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It's reddit, what did you expect?

[–]cscott5288 58 points59 points ago

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Poor taste.

[–]ras344 5 points6 points ago

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Tastes pretty good to me.

[–]wheatfields -4 points-3 points ago

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You're that boring person at parties, aren't you?

[–]CoolButRude 6 points7 points ago

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What a boring individual who doesn't want to think about a baby's junk.

[–]dontnation 3 points4 points ago

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Genitalia is certainly nothing to take lightly. They are horrible shameful things that should never be seen nor discussed. They are to be tolerated only for the purposes of procreation and micturition.

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

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no its just a joke, lighten up. (and I don't mean that in a harsh way, but I mean it in the "take a breath out, and take things a bit more easy" kind of way.

[–]zombiebarbie 41 points42 points ago

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I am not an uptight person at all but I find this inappropriate. If you had a girl would you make a card with an enlarged vagina? I don't like it. Sorry.

[–]wheatfields 44 points45 points ago

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Yes! instead make the hole bigger and have people put their lips through and tell them to look in a mirror. "Its a girl!"

[–]zombiebarbie 12 points13 points ago

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literally spit out my coffee

[–]CoolButRude 5 points6 points ago

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I figuratively did, now I need to figuratively clean my computer and possibly figuratively get a new keyboard.

[–]zombiebarbie 0 points1 point ago

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I just dribbled the coffee on my sweatshirt. It's sunday. I ain't fancy

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I did not save a life, or create a brilliant new concept to help mankind. But I did effect the world in small ways, mostly broken electronics, and coffee stains. Causing some guy in Germany to have a big coffee stain on his pants is enough to make me proud of today.

[–]zombiebarbie 0 points1 point ago

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I am a lady in a beverly hills.

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

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same same, still caused you to caffinate your pants!

[–]Bugsybear 5 points6 points ago

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Holy shit you are a genius. I'm laughing so hard right now.

[–]KREWOFORPHEUS 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, just like Newton, he is.

[–]zombiebarbie 2 points3 points ago

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He is the Newton of creative ways to get people to make baby vaginas with their body parts (other than their vaginas)

[–]wheatfields 1 point2 points ago

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I never thought of actual vaginas! Just have the wife put her junk through the huge hole in the card

Wife: "Honey, why are we even doing this, we know that since the card is not asking you to glory hole it, clearly your sister's baby is going to be a girl."

Husband: "Because we are bored, now take off your pants!"

[–]sukiiii 1 point2 points ago

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I saved this comment. I can't stop laughing!

[–]Penny_Starfighter 24 points25 points ago

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Not very cute, no.

[–]TsarinaDott 22 points23 points ago

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That's not cute. It's ridiculous, and it makes your friends think about your kid's junk.

[–]PoniesRBitchin 12 points13 points ago

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They closed r/jailbait dude.

[–]Daelfas 14 points15 points ago

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This needs to be in r/WTF.

[–]Jett202 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Make all of your friends and family vividly picture your infant's genitalia. This is a good idea. Handing them out at social functions is a must.

[–]Kronogor 1 point2 points ago

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I hope I don't get one because I open all my cards with my tongue

[–]melissa0890 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of weirded me out.. Haha penis jokes for a newborn?

[–]skankedout 1 point2 points ago

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Ew. That is fucking weird.

[–]Mirf9 1 point2 points ago

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[–]danceydancetime 5 points6 points ago

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This has been around for ages, are we supposed to think these are yours?

[–]lucas-hanson 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Yoyo8 2 points3 points ago

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This kinda gets me all self-concious about myself......

[–]Stink-Finger 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah....that's just creepy.

Making a sexual object out of an infant.

[–]lolmonger 1 point2 points ago

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If only there was some way you could depict a tight vagina, or large breasts for a baby girl.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Arbybeay -1 points0 points ago

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Put a finger in each hole to open.

[–]joethehoe27 2 points3 points ago

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Did you make those or buy them?

[–]RickFast 55 points56 points ago

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He bought them from repostland.

[–]TheGreatestRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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People make hand out announcement cards to tell everyone they had a baby?

I'll never understand white people

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah they should just send out a mass text right?

[–]shadoworc01 2 points3 points ago

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[–]homeyG75 0 points1 point ago

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To me the baby looks like the one from Tarzan. With a large penis.

[–]DingJones 0 points1 point ago

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He's got a toenail on the end of his penis. It's a little Bill Brasky.

[–]H-Resin 0 points1 point ago

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That poor child is going to have serious self-esteem issues when he sees this

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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The card for when it's a girl says "Insert vagina" on the cover.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious, what did the wife think?

[–]bingblondie 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say, borderline Paedophile. Especially as that isn't even your child.

[–]GuyverII 0 points1 point ago

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Not very classy, is it?

[–]wormyrocks 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my God, why is it wrinkled.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this person had sex and is probably married. Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

[–]Wolfgangers 0 points1 point ago

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That's ridiculously inappropriate.

[–]tetsujin44 0 points1 point ago

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im not sure how i feel about this....

[–]no1stunna 0 points1 point ago

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I'm stealing this...

[–]CandleJaxx 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Laurifish 0 points1 point ago

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This is just trashy.

[–]poohpooh 0 points1 point ago

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pedobear will like it

stupid card

[–]KioshiRawk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hgpot 0 points1 point ago

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Can't wait till a black guy opens the card.

[–]TheKidd 0 points1 point ago

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My friend made this last year. I posted it here. Lots of folks asked me if he could create a template, and I forwarded that to him. He said it wasn't too difficult to recreate so he didn't bother.

[–]TheKidd 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like there is renewed interest. I can ask him again if he'd be interested in making a template.

[–]czechreck 0 points1 point ago

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I feet kind of.... um... ok.

[–]kidcheckers 0 points1 point ago

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And what a boy!

[–]tuddrussel -1 points0 points ago

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I can't wait for his black friend to open it!

[–]retrofitme -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed!

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

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What kind of douche buys announcement cards? Who cares?

[–]JackAceHole -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does your baby have a giant black penis!!!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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