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[–]CharlesAnonymousVII 18 points19 points ago

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[–]scottagro 9 points10 points ago

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[–]carpeDeezNuts 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, I miss the Simpsons classics...what the fuck happened.

[–]scottagro 1 point2 points ago

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Over-extension? Hubris? Malaise? It just started sucking? Take your pick.

[–]sheriff_skullface 1 point2 points ago

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While it the quality has dropped off a bit, it is still a solid show. IMO the new seasons would not be hated on if it wasn't for the old ones. Meaning, If seasons 13-Now had come out in 1989 instead, it still would have been a successful popular show, it just can't live up to itself.

[–]The_Messiah 0 points1 point ago

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Ran out of jokes.

[–]Strutham 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, this is essentially the same as subscribing to /r/getmotivated.

[–]Moieren 7 points8 points ago

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yes, i also barrelroll out of reddit every time i close it.

[–]tereshkova 1 point2 points ago

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Aileron roll

[–]BillyBreen 4 points5 points ago

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[–]HeroOT 1 point2 points ago

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Must kill Moe...Weeeeeeeeeee! Must kill Moe... Weeeeeeeeeee!

[–]FaerieStories 3 points4 points ago

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Repost, sametitle and everything. Shame on you.

[–]sandwich_time 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. Where is that guy who checks originality when you need him?

[–]lisabadcat 2 points3 points ago

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"Hot damn! Right, don't eat nothin' for the next three days, 'cause I'm taking you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat!"

[–]Sachiano 2 points3 points ago

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[–]drimpossible145 0 points1 point ago

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This is a local shop for local people! There's nothing for you here!

[–]ThatGuyNamedKal 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow.. now remembering why I loved the simpsons so much as a child.

[–]rac7672 1 point2 points ago

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Every. Day.

[–]Modestjake 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thewhitebear 0 points1 point ago

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SO TRUE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is true, you always get back.

[–]Bardlar 0 points1 point ago

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FIXED Even though you do many barrel rolls; there is simply no hope.

[–]Jbergur 0 points1 point ago

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That rock is the paper I'm resting my elbow on.

[–]madfatter 0 points1 point ago

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Ah man, you got my hopes up.

[–]yairmaoz 0 points1 point ago

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I love this scene, makes me remember how shitty the new episodes are.

[–]SharedAccount 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked expecting help :(.

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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Spot on. I hate this site, yet I can't seem to quit it.

[–]ThatGuyNamedKal 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be silly, you don't leave Reddit.

[–]redcube85 0 points1 point ago

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This is just plain silly, I'm getting outta... here... uh... hmmm... Okay, I could sworn there was a door around here somewhere. Not funny guys! Come on, let me out!

[–]whowantstogo 0 points1 point ago

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Jeronemo

[–]somecleverusername62 1 point2 points ago

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*Geronimo

[–]Zmodem 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Subito_forte -1 points0 points ago*

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One does not simply leave Reddit.

[–]SometimesY 4 points5 points ago

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Did you mean: One does not simply leave reddit?

[–]Subito_forte 1 point2 points ago

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Yes... oops, thanks

[–]MOS95B -3 points-2 points ago

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HaHaaa!!

is funny because is true!!!