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[–][deleted] 88 points89 points ago

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Most Koalas have Chlamydia which makes this all the more frightening.

[–]jamurp 41 points42 points ago

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I know from experience dude

[–]lessaofpern 4 points5 points ago

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TIL koalas have chlamydia, aka "wet tail.". Wtf?

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~koalas/factsprobs.html

[–]wise_comment -1 points0 points ago

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The worst Kind of Drop Bear

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 43 points44 points ago

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[–]Joycenator 19 points20 points ago

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My childhood love of Blinky Bill has suddenly become disturbing...

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 43 points44 points ago

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Blinky Bill's love of your childhood hasn't changed...

[–]CelebrityRedditor 7 points8 points ago

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Phwoar, nostalgia bomb.

[–]CussCuss 4 points5 points ago

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[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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I see your Secret Valley, and raise you Round The Twist.

[–]dhardison 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Macaulay Culkin was an evil Australian kid

[–]votercolonel 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my fucking god. I was young enough so that I never remember watching an actual episode but all the motorbikes and buggies of the intro made it the best anything ever.

[–]Youngadillo 0 points1 point ago

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You just ruptured my nostalgia gland.

SPIDER MCGLURK! ...except I remember him looking ... old

[–]bitchkat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]umadbrahhhhh -1 points0 points ago*

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They still have my favourite on ABC2 on the weekends: Ship to Shore For a massice nostalgia bomb check out ABC kids collection

[–]krupadlux 0 points1 point ago

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Its on weekdays too. But its at 3pm.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag viacom ruined the link.

[–]hippity_dippity123 3 points4 points ago

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MY CHILDHOOD!!!!! So many memories came back watching that video

[–]Major_Colvin 1 point2 points ago

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THE WALRUS WAS PAUL!!!!

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points ago

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KOALAS ARE NOT BEARS.

/Australian Problems

[–]Kwinten 76 points77 points ago

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Pedomarsupial

[–]Creekwater_ 13 points14 points ago

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Did someone say Drop Bears!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc

[–]oSand 14 points15 points ago

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Drop their pants Bears

[–]kerrypacker 3 points4 points ago

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Pedoala.

[–]shan6 4 points5 points ago

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Underworld problems.

[–]helixwhiza 2 points3 points ago

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They'd also have to be one of the most unpleasant creatures on the planet. Fat, lazy, destroy everything in their path. They also sound kinda like pigs and are filthy. Anything else?

[–]CelebrityRedditor 41 points42 points ago

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They're really cute.

[–]marmalade 15 points16 points ago

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[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

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Memorial dedicated to Sam the koala and the firefighter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrGedm2sx-8

[–]sinndogg -2 points-1 points ago

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That picture confuses me a little, mostly because koalas rarely drink from actual water sources (they usually get their water from eucalyptus leaves). Possibly necessary due to the fire damage though.

[–]Explogo 2 points3 points ago

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They will drink water when dehydrated, for example after getting stuck in a bush fire and being badly burnt.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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They have large claws and will fuck your face up. Living in a tourist town, you have no idea how many Japanese tourists are at the departures gate with scars on their faces.

[–]Kwinten 8 points9 points ago

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Their breath smells amazing. Mmm eucalyptus.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 4 points5 points ago

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I want to snuggle them

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You mean a possum?

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[–]jojojiminy 0 points1 point ago

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No, dogs am more smarter then what pigs is

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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"Smarter" than dogs, and horses. Bacon is too good to have a pig as a best friend though.

[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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"Pigs are smarter than dogs"

Holy shit, FTFY

[–]Feetos -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Rather_Dashing 0 points1 point ago

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There is not much in that post that is true. Firstly, they are cuddly. Secondly, I've seen them having consenual sex so that ranger was full of shit.

[–]Awesomebox5000 -1 points0 points ago

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You'd think they'd get along really well with humans...

[–]koalaberries -1 points0 points ago

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Excuse me kind sir, but I believe you are referring to humans.

[–]rmccue -1 points0 points ago

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They scratch deep too. Pretty sure I still have scars from one of the fuckers.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you insist on calling them tree bears?

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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What's a nubian?

[–]OutInTheBlack 0 points1 point ago

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Shut the fuck up!

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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I believe it was "I'LL KILL ALL YOU RACIST MOTHAFUCKA'S!

[–]ifatree -1 points0 points ago

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because no one believes in "drop bears" anymore?

[–]dj288 -1 points0 points ago

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I see you!

[–]arabidkoala -1 points0 points ago

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This seems to be a pretty popular accusation these days.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 65 points66 points ago

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Drop bears just got that much scarier.

[–]jojojiminy 8 points9 points ago

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That's why they're called drop bears. Cute, cuddly, and will bum your children at the DROP of a hat

[–]egodeath92 0 points1 point ago

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Lol what does "bum" mean in Australia? It means ass in Britain, and borrow in the states.

[–]gralicious 29 points30 points ago

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In this context, it means 'borrow your ass'.

[–]egodeath92 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]oSand 6 points7 points ago

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It's a verb. In Britain "bum" means to fuck in the ass, also

[–]jojojiminy 1 point2 points ago

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same as UK, and US.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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The only time someone uses bum for ass in the USA is when they imitate Mike Myers.

[–]LobsterThief 1 point2 points ago

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I hear "bumming cigs" all the time.

But the homeless population here is huge, so that's probably why.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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A bum is also a homeless person, or someone that "bums" shit all the time. to bum - borrow with no intention of returning
that too here, but bum does not mean ass in the USA; or do people "ass" cig's in Boston?

[–]LobsterThief -1 points0 points ago

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It depends if they're bumming it when all that's left is the butt and a little tobacco (aka prison shorts)

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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That's a short; it's still bumming even if it's a butt.

[–]Anon_is_a_Meme -1 points0 points ago

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It's called "bumming a fag" in the UK.

[–]freeballer 0 points1 point ago

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Or if you're Tom Green.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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Who's that? snicker

[–]Billos_UK 0 points1 point ago

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relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I2rMF9VGNY The best bum in W1

[–]potted 4 points5 points ago

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These ones suck.

[–]Velocicaptcha 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, they're a total blow.

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[–]dooony -1 points0 points ago

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We get it, they'll rape your kids.

[–]herblette 38 points39 points ago*

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It's a koala, not a bear

And I don't think it's fair'

The way that people always add a word that isn't there

He's a marsupial, and proud of it

And there should be no doubt of it

He's closer to a kangaroo then he is to a bear

So please don't call him a koala bear

Cos he's not a bear at all

No please don't call him a koala bear

It's driving me up the wall

If your name was tom, and everyone called you dick

Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick sick sick

He's simply a koala and he wants the name to stick

So please don't call him a koala bear

He lives here in Australia

In a eucalyptus tree

He's as cuddly, cute and charming

as an animal can be

I don't understand fair dinkum

How anyone could think them

Grizzly bears and polar bears

Are anything like him

So please dont call him a koala bear

Coz he's not a bear at all

Please don't call him a koala bear

It's driving me up the wall

If your name was Tom

And everyone called you Dick

Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick, sick, sick

He's simply a koala

And I want the name to stick

So please don't call me a koala bear

[–]sugarfixkid 2 points3 points ago

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This was one of my very favorite songs growing up, and I still sing it to people when they are wrong. I don't think I've ever met anyone outside of my family that actually knows it... so you have officially made my day :)

[–]herblette 3 points4 points ago

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I had the album. My favourite was the emu song.

I wonder what it's like to be a bird that cannot fly

While all the other birds are flying high up in the sky

Well the Emu doesn't worry, he's really down to earth

I think he thinks that flying is more trouble than it's worth

Ah the memories.

[–]sugarfixkid 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! With the book and everything :) I still have the book somewhere in my house.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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What song is this called? I'm interested in it. Is there a link to this on YouTube? :l

[–]hippity_dippity123 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, that's exactly how I imagined the tune to be ಠ_ಠ No sarcasm...

[–]pure-krypton -1 points0 points ago

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STRAYA!!!!

[–]hippity_dippity123 -1 points0 points ago

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How old are you? Reason I ask, I'm 22 and we were taught it in primary school, everyone my age knows it.

[–]sotheniderped 1 point2 points ago

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That's not the real reason why he's asking. ಠ_ಠ

[–]hippity_dippity123 -1 points0 points ago

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I AM the Pedokoala

[–]sugarfixkid 0 points1 point ago

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I am 20... nothing to do here, so be gone from this place!

[–]the_goat_boy 11 points12 points ago

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PedoKoala took my baby!

[–]Nosher 7 points8 points ago

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Strewth!

Fair crack of the whip you bastards. Koalas are beaut little things who'd never be involved in kiddie fiddling. Not even a bear, you drongos.

London to a brick this is some plot cooked up by poms and seppos. Someone should stuff a bird eating spider down your daks.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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What's a dak?
ps at least no one called them hipster

[–]Explogo 0 points1 point ago

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Daks are pants, can also be a shortened version of underdaks which are underpants.

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I'll be sure to watch out for the underdaks gnomes...

[–]BlindThievery -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't understand half of this...

Translation?

[–]charcol_1900 1 point2 points ago

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Not perfect but:

Gosh! Be fair, you horrible people. Koalas are wonderful little things that would never be involved in pedophilia - a koala isn't even a bear, you idiots.

With absolute certainty this was thought of by an Englishman or an American. Someone should stuff a theraphosa blondi down your pants.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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Which half?

[–]BlindThievery 0 points1 point ago

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drongo, the phrase "London to a brick," poms and seppos, and I'm just going to assume a dak is a dick...

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Dumbass, idiot; absolute certainty; Pommy bastard : an Englishman (see also 'bastard') Pommy shower : using deodorant instead of taking a shower; Seppo : an American; dak is pants, "apparelly".

[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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thank you for that, very informative

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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using this from now on!

Australitize all the things!

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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You and your thieving ways...

[–]mowski 0 points1 point ago

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Let's get you started! Australitise all the things!

[–]notjawn 5 points6 points ago

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Hey there little joey, I got candy in my pouch.

[–]mopoke -2 points-1 points ago

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That would be a kangaroo...

[–]alexiuscomnenus 9 points10 points ago

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Koalas also have pouches.

[–]Rakali 6 points7 points ago

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So do platypusses and they also have killer poison spines in their nethers... Seriously, wildlife here is just waiting to kill you horribly in your nightmares.

Have a nice day. _^

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Plate-o-pussy for the pedoala?

[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer Platopi...

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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That would imply more than one...

[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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of course, because platypusses were mentioned

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I'm working with limited content here! Australian marsupials!

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[–]annoyinglyclever -3 points-2 points ago

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Came here thinking Pedo-Dropbear. I read yours as Pedro Bear at first...

[–]OmegasWrath 1 point2 points ago

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Pedro P. Bear, Humphrey B. Bears cousin?

[–]mjhowie 7 points8 points ago

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You might as well have done a PedoKangaroo. The Koala is not a bear; that fact has been ingrained in the minds of Australians since their childhood.

Just putting it out there.

[–]BunjiX 1 point2 points ago

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Just putting it out there.

Just like pedokoalabear.

[–]grimaldar 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. 17 comments and there's already an upside-down version.

[–]magagang 14 points15 points ago

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[–]egodeath92 13 points14 points ago

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Seeing this get upvoted reminds me that reddit has the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy.

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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As a much much older boy, I chuckled at that.

[–]Sir_Wemyss -1 points0 points ago

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As a 13 year old boy I take offense to that statement!

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Yawn. Go start a pun thread somewhere.

[–]kn0where 6 points7 points ago

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I knew you would do this.

[–]ettuaslumiere 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sinndogg 0 points1 point ago

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GRAVITY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

Source: I'm an angry Australian who's stayed up too late to play Skyrim.

[–]shiase -1 points0 points ago

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why does this stupid joke show up in every post that has something to do with australia

[–]femaleoninternets 1 point2 points ago

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Drop Bears- they will jump on you, and they will rape you...if you are young enough.

[–]dubloe7 4 points5 points ago

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[–]egodeath92 -1 points0 points ago

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It's supposed to represent Reddit. Fuck 4chan. (or 7chan it's all the same shit anyway)

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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BBW Whale! rofl

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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[–]honeymolly 1 point2 points ago

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Please no! On my daughter's favorite toy is a stuffed koala! WTF!

[–]honeymolly 3 points4 points ago

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AND ALSO MY FAVORITE TEDDY!!

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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So, while your daughter is wearing your favorite teddy, a stuffed koala is on her favorite toy, which we all assume is her kooter. Thanks for the dirtiest post so far!

[–]lynchyeatspizza 1 point2 points ago

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Pedokoalas arn't the problem mate. The pedodropbears are the real worry.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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Do they have chlamydia too?

[–]contextsdontmatter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't "pandering" some sort of sex crime anyway?

[–]BlindThievery -1 points0 points ago

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[–]BlindThievery 1 point2 points ago

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lemme guess, before reading the rest of the comments, some asshole is gonna say, "technically, good sir, the koala is not a true bear and therefore not an Australian Pedobear..."

STFU, it's funny.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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Pedo marsupial works for me.

[–]Runner25325 0 points1 point ago

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The Australian Drop Bear!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[–]medicrow 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think of is my grade 4 french teacher freaking out on my class for calling it a Koala Bear,

" ITS NOT A BEAR!!!!!! Its like An australian calling our squirrell, a squirell bear,!!!! They just call them koala's"

Please note grade 4 teacher, I do not care how to spell squirell or about some aussie humptard animal with STD's :)

[–]YoshiDan 0 points1 point ago

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Really... People coming to Australia should be concerned about Alf Stewart more than pedodropbear.

[–]cynicallady 0 points1 point ago

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Pedodropbear

[–]wwater 0 points1 point ago

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(NSFW) They literally eat kids

[–]sugarfixkid 1 point2 points ago

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GOD DAMMIT THE KOALA IS NOT A BEAR

[–]llollercoaster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]killahcortes 0 points1 point ago

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Coming to a comment near you, FTFW, Featuring the same comic UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

[–]shmacky 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to make this into a tshirt and wear it proudly!

[–]Jormungandy 0 points1 point ago

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PedoMarsupial?

[–]unmitigated 0 points1 point ago

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Pedoala. Problem solved.

[–]paulgaryotis 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to admit, I've been getting damn tired of the "meanwhile in Australia" picture upside-down business among other memes getting pounded into the ground. But, this was a good one.

[–]sagittarian 0 points1 point ago

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Cricky, its a pedowala

[–]Jethrixify 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I have to read every comment in an Australian accent. Now the Aussie voice in my head won't go away. Bloody Aussies.

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[–]Greggleface 7 points8 points ago

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How is this still funny?

No wait, how was this EVER funny?

[–]JoshuaQuail 12 points13 points ago

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nice, have an australian upvote.

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[–]lackingsaint 1 point2 points ago

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Oh wow, I genuinely feel sympathy for you there. Not only did the dude get a bunch of karma for the same joke you got negatives for, but he did it 2 hours AFTER you posted. Have an upvote.

[–]soahc -4 points-3 points ago

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Pffft they aren't bears and would kill any kid that got near them!

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My brother was mauled to death by one, tragic tragic event.

[–]OIP 1 point2 points ago

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Over the course of 15 hellish hours.

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[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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What doesn't taste good with bbq sauce?

[–]secerov -5 points-4 points ago

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yeah nah you're a cunt

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[–]JoshuaQuail -1 points0 points ago

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someone did, but an hour before you said 'inb4.'

[–]TheKilllerFly -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]admiraawesome -2 points-1 points ago

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nothing really happen in australia dose it

[–]sinndogg 0 points1 point ago

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Australian here. Depends where you are if you're in Australia. And world news is typically focused on the superpowers or the latest war, so it wouldn't look very eventful to people in other countries.

[–]iangoround -2 points-1 points ago

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In Austrailia, eh?

FTFY

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How did I not see this coming?

[–]feenicks -1 points0 points ago

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Noooooooooooo

[–]FuzzeeLumpkins -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not messing around here, xenu. WHERE THE F*CK'S THAT ELEPHANTS NOSE?!?

[–]Duvidl -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, NOBODY turn this into another hyper realistic version. I've had it with these motherfucking bears.

[–]CrazedToCraze -1 points0 points ago

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Look! It's a bear!

[–]tjwacks -1 points0 points ago

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the lack of a right foot scares me about pedobear....

[–]denniedarko -1 points0 points ago

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Kinkykoala?

[–]TehSantos -1 points0 points ago

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Pedoala

[–]lemurballs -1 points0 points ago

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meh

[–]Piratefishy -1 points0 points ago

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Eating a caramello koala just got awkard...

[–]UnitedGeekdom -1 points0 points ago

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and UP YOU GO!!!!!!!

[–]98PercentChimp -1 points0 points ago

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Something something Drop Bear.

[–]yourstupid2 -1 points0 points ago

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inb4 upside down version of this picture

[–]Handsaw -1 points0 points ago

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WTF is wrong with you man

[–]justAfad -1 points0 points ago

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[–]honeybadga -1 points0 points ago

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I suppose now it's only a matter of time before someone flips the picture over.

[–]slammer592 -1 points0 points ago

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My elementary school mascot was a koala.

[–]Sadiquito -1 points0 points ago

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Pedoala.

[–]alrightythen7 -1 points0 points ago

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If someone "fixes" this by rotating it upside down, I'm gonna be pissed...

[–]DollarsforDerek -1 points0 points ago

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Shouldn't this be upside down?

[–]Yargyarg -4 points-3 points ago*

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Fucking Australia, they side with Germany in both world wars and now they release another pedo-bear unto the world! Those bastards!

Edit: apparently the old "naive person gets Australia and Austria confused" gag works less well when people don't know the history of Austria...

[–]hippity_dippity123 5 points6 points ago

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I really hope you're joking about the world wars. We fucking carried the Americans in II

[–]Spants23 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]hippity_dippity123 0 points1 point ago

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Because you needed us to basically fight for you later!

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. Otherwise we wouldn't even bother

[–]ChArGeR9559 0 points1 point ago

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Are you retarded? Australia was part of the British Empire in WW1 and they fucking destroyed the Japanese in WW2..

[–]Rakali -2 points-1 points ago

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Ha! You and your pathetic koala inspired pedo bear rip off. I beat a brown snake to death in my back yard just the other day. Stupid foreign person.