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[–]saragoldfarb 4 points5 points ago

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Why do I imagine a paper cut? Ugh. Paper cuts. That automatically makes me think paper cuts and the mucosal tissue of a particularly sensitive region. Ugh. Cannot stop cringing.

[–]facingup 10 points11 points ago

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In school, one of my teachers handed out everything by spinning the paper onto our desks. Until he spun one a little to high and a student got a paper cut to the eye.

[–]saragoldfarb 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god why. How will I ever be able to open my eyes without fear ever again?

[–]Rocush21 0 points1 point ago

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My teacher did the same thing until she spun the paper into MY eye. Fuck everything about that.

[–]bourbeasly 4 points5 points ago

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too much beard to be involved in passing noted in class

[–]GroverEatsGrapes 4 points5 points ago

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Dear Beardo,

I like you. Do you like me?

Love,

Spin Boy

[–]ara_p 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, because the raised elbow doesn't telegraph what's about to happen AT ALL.

[–]Chromosome21 1 point2 points ago

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Or just text?

[–]OrderAndObey 3 points4 points ago

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Or just dance.

[–]Metilc 3 points4 points ago

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This kills the letter.

[–]Zulu96 0 points1 point ago

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ive learned something new today...

[–]Doreagarde -5 points-4 points ago

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Why is the person receiving the note wearing a beard?