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[–]darkdarkdarkdark 43 points44 points ago

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planking is a lot older than 1958...

[–]Tactful 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen the original of this. I live in the City of Bristol, hub to the transatlantic slave trade. Our city was built on slave money, and we have a high level of inner-city multiculturalism because of it. It's a dark and illusive past, I'd like to write something about it sometime. The most interesting aspect to me is that if I was born at that time, would I be a racist? Probably, if its born from society and not from inside us, I don't know. Maybe I would have been one of those lone white guys fighting for the rights of the oppressed, maybe I'd have been an Atticus Finch.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to write something about it sometime

I'd love to read that

[–]radioshaq115 3 points4 points ago

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Way to be a debbie downer darkdarkdarkdark.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 1 point2 points ago

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[–]simplystunned 0 points1 point ago

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Takes a piece of your soul away.

[–]wormfist 2 points3 points ago

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awesomestories.com ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I felt horrible for laughing.

[–]StendhalSyndrome -1 points0 points ago

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I feel even more horrible for this OP= Original Plankster

[–]wormfist 0 points1 point ago

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Got some background on that?

[–]Narconik 26 points27 points ago

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All sorts of up votes for the Offspring headline.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 3 points4 points ago

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Was it just me, or was this album not too popular?

[–]Whaines 9 points10 points ago

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Was not just you. While it had some good songs it couldn't compare with Americana, Smash, nor Ixnay on the Hombre.

[–]saulgoodmandr 5 points6 points ago

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amazing band, i still like s/t and ignition though

[–]ProbablyOnTheToilet 2 points3 points ago

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I was 12 when I discovered Ixnay. I spent so long trying to figure out the pig latin. "What the hell is Nix on the Brhom!?"

[–]GooglesYourUsername 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Ag-E 2 points3 points ago

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Yah but now it's stuck in my head.

[–]Isaac_Shepard 24 points25 points ago

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Not only original, but the only one qualified.

[–]sciencification 10 points11 points ago

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Such a hipster. Just Joe Cool, hanging around the student union.

[–]wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp 2 points3 points ago

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Look at this smug fuck. Even has a band with that dirty mite infested hipster Pigpen and that pretentious Schroeder who thinks he is better than everyone because he can play a few bars of Brahms. And the fucking 8 twats that attend their shows and scoff of anyone that hasn't heard of their favorite band, dancing away ironically. Fucking hipsters...

[–]casual_shoggoth 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite WWI flying ace.

[–]Golden_Kumquat 2 points3 points ago

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1958? Thought he'd been around since 1950.

[–]ArrestedEducation 2 points3 points ago

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Was wondering this as well, decided to do some searching...

Snoopy first attempted to sleep on top of his doghouse on December 12, 1958, and when asked how he was able to remain atop his doghouse, Schulz would respond “[Snoopy’s] brain sends a message to his ears which lock him to the top of the doghouse.”

Source

[–]stupidisawayoflife 2 points3 points ago

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Snoopy rules!

[–]KINGKRONG 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csS_oySjfjU Tom green was planking in 94

[–]unillhexium 16 points17 points ago

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Planking? I wood upvote this, but it makes me board. So I'm knot going to. Time to log out.

[–]Mr_Brightside_ 9 points10 points ago

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Man, you really stumped any puns I would've had.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 6 points7 points ago

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Leaf him alone, he's trying to branch out.

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[–]digbus -3 points-2 points ago

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i don't want to say it but REPOST

[–]shuddleston919 -5 points-4 points ago

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Dammit, is that Snoopy barking again? Wood'a let him in sooner.

[–]Subito_forte 11 points12 points ago

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Take that, hipsters!

[–]Lukerules 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand what this has to do with hipsters?

[–]nostalgic_blast 13 points14 points ago

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Reddit hates hipsters- so it's like free karma

[–]Lukerules 7 points8 points ago

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agh, hating on hipsters, what a bunch of hipsters.

[–]sirin3 2 points3 points ago

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We hated hipsters before it was cool!

[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

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karma

[–]DownvoteALot 2 points3 points ago

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*Sigh* Snoopy was planking before it was cool...

[–]Lukerules 1 point2 points ago

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No no, I get the.. ah fuck nevermind.

[–]xantiv 1 point2 points ago

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it was never cool

[–]Diiidier 0 points1 point ago

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he was shuffling too :) snoopy party rock anthem

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Planks have been planking since...

Well fuck I don't know how long planks have been around

[–]qualityburger 1 point2 points ago

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The best plank

[–]Freelancer47 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else instantly have this song playing in their head when they saw the pic?

[–]mogelbrod 1 point2 points ago

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I immediately started hearing this one in my head (who could've guessed?!).

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

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"Uploader has not made this video available in your country".

Stupid Internet. X-(

[–]02keilj 1 point2 points ago*

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Ummm...I posted this comment 5 months ago. I should really up my karma whore game EDIT: The fact the OPs name is TrollRob and that he joined the day after I made that comment makes me feel as though im being watched 0_0

[–]InMySpeedo 0 points1 point ago

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So, planking is a way of saying 'bring me my goddamn food'?

[–]ratherred 0 points1 point ago

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The homeless were planking wayyyy before it was cool.

[–]ThreeCorners 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't ruin Peanuts with planking. =/

[–]tehchief117 0 points1 point ago

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oh god! A hiplankster!

[–]riskybizmusic 0 points1 point ago

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In one word...PERFECT

[–]someone173 0 points1 point ago

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I miss the days back when there was none of this planking bullshit, and it was just called the face/lying down game.

[–]jleonardbc 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently Snoopy planks out of despair.

[–]Sainthood10 0 points1 point ago

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An upvote has been granted, but only for Snoopy.

[–]filletsack 0 points1 point ago

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wut

[–]z_o_s_1_a 0 points1 point ago

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i thought it was gonna be a dead guy.

[–]TrollRob[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you guys for the upvotes. I wasn't sure if this was a repost or not. I just saw that my GF was using an app on my phone called Pinterest and I've never seen that picture before. If someone else posted it or something similar I apologize, thanks again I hope Reddit enjoyed the post

[–]BurnRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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The only time I approve of planking is when Snoopy does it.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck Snoopy.

[–]ZippyDan 0 points1 point ago

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why

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't like Snoopy, that's all.

Also, I was slightly intoxicated while posting that other comment earlier, but my opinion still stands.

[–]Gloinyo 2 points3 points ago

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We have to fight now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh, and what a scuffle it will be.

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

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repost

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[–]shuddleston919 0 points1 point ago

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Nice, you were checking out this site. Appreciate your hard work, this is marvelous and thank you.

[–]live_wire_ 2 points3 points ago

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How is that geocities URL working?

[–]Zhoulibo 1 point2 points ago

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Geocities website about Palestine...this truly is the lost decade.

[–]shuddleston919 0 points1 point ago

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Funny you mention it... almost no action in over two damned years. Think I should call them?