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[–]Stinkysnarly 104 points105 points ago

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People of Walmart - Travel Edition

[–]bannana 12 points13 points ago

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This should exist starting now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone want to explain just what's going on in the pic? How'd she end up at an airport counter without any pants?

[–]SubtleMockery 7 points8 points ago

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She's wearing shorts.

[–]Chairboy 6 points7 points ago

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Short shorts.

[–]ObeseSnake 7 points8 points ago

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Daisy McDukes

[–]Chairboy 0 points1 point ago

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Worn atop 'underwhere?'

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, nice ti...wait.

[–]kopo27 0 points1 point ago

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Shoulda tried Southwest.

[–]natronmooretron 37 points38 points ago

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low looks the best

[–]hificus 22 points23 points ago

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Wait a minute... You just... It was the last thread I.... Wait a minute...

[–]JakeCameraAction 6 points7 points ago

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What?

[–]natronmooretron 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what the hell happened. I was referring to the low resolution on syrim. I guess somehow "Low looks the best" could apply to this one too. lol

[–]theineffablebob 14 points15 points ago

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Hey I was just in that thread

[–]ZippyDan 5 points6 points ago

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lol wrong thread

[–]Zelcron 21 points22 points ago

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[–]deadwisdom 14 points15 points ago

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Going down the aisle to your seat: "42A... Please don't let me get the fat guy, please don't let me get the fat guy... What the SHIT!?"

[–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points ago

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Praise the Almighty Lord that he wasn't carrying a baby holding an ice cream cone.

[–]elliothtz 15 points16 points ago

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Skims article "...San Fransico..." yup, no further explanation needed.

[–]gameowner 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Montzterr 0 points1 point ago

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what is "things that can never be unseen, I'll take ways to gouge my eyes out for 400 alex"

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[–]GrossEwww 1 point2 points ago

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Like masturbating on an airplane?

[–]Ciaran500 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

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I feel bad for that guy. Sounds like he was totally out of it and did something he'd never have done normally.

[–]laschupacabras 66 points67 points ago

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Swear to god I heard that in a black woman's voice.

[–]kukamunga 24 points25 points ago

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are you a black woman?

[–]kbox 14 points15 points ago

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Did your cleaner read it to you?

[–]IAmQWOP 15 points16 points ago

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[–]sparklyteenvampire 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]rtothewin 6 points7 points ago

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Similar situation happened to my mom, she is a 4th grade teacher, had to call the mom in because the kid kept humping his backpack in class.

The mom shows up to the principal's office with NOTHING but a rain coat on, a raincoat that only goes to the thigh...and was not secured in the front. Her exact words "He probably just saw me and my boyfriend dancing." when responding to why he was humping his backpack in class.

Very horrible things happen on this planet.

[–]P4ngurB4n 0 points1 point ago

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I was about to say something, but then I thought, "Why exactly is that horrible?"

And I didn't really have an answer.

[–]Fudumkis 18 points19 points ago

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I didn't get it until i realized she was on the phone... and now i can't stop laughing.

[–]nicostop30 18 points19 points ago

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I lol'd.

Also... are there really people who don't wear pants?

[–]VirtualFlu 46 points47 points ago

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That's what happens when Wal-Mart has raffles.

[–]YardenGarden 11 points12 points ago

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That's what happens when Wal-Mart has waffles.

[–]MBuddah 9 points10 points ago

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DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS!? HAHAHAHAHA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Throwback!

[–]iamablackbeltman 2 points3 points ago

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I like waffles too much to buy them from Walmart.

[–]finanseer 1 point2 points ago

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I like raffles too much to buy them from Walmart.

[–]meeohmi 3 points4 points ago

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She's probably wearing hot-pants that rode up because her legs are so fat.

[–]AwhMan 1 point2 points ago

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Those people just wear leggings and pretend their trousers nowadays.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I actually saw a girl wearing black leggings the other day and the sun was at just the right angle so that you could see a nude sheen to them. You could see her bare skin under there. She probably didn't realize this was the case because indoor lighting doesn't produce the same effects.

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 2 points3 points ago

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Because diamond studded cell phone covers are more important than clothing...

[–]Lookandsee 2 points3 points ago

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The sunglasses just push it over the edge..

[–]Norweigianish 2 points3 points ago

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Really? I was thinking the lack of pants pushed it over the edge...

[–]Euigrp 2 points3 points ago

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I love the employee's chin stroking. Somehow an appropriate response in my book.

[–]CzechToast 2 points3 points ago

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actually, in African American vernacular, "be" refers to habitual action. So you might say "I be ballin" if you habitually ball, but not if you were only a baller one time. So unless this lady tries to fly pants-less every day only to be told she needs pants, this joke is grammatically incorrect.

[–]LocheAndLoad 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god that's Newark isn't it?

[–]PawNuzzle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Artaxerxes88 1 point2 points ago

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Does anybody know which airport this was taken at?

[–]kbox 42 points43 points ago

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KFC international.

[–]coffeeanon 3 points4 points ago

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I'd put money on ATL

[–]ObidiahStane 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like LAX

[–]astrohelix 4 points5 points ago

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It looks like a very generic counter which could be at pretty much any airport in the US but yea, LAX is the first thing I thought of.

[–]ObidiahStane 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly thought it was LAX, since every airport I've been in looks nothing like that.

[–]DaffyDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Costco...

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

[–]wampage -1 points0 points ago

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Probably Charlotte. It's a major connection for US Airway flights.

[–]LSU_PETE 4 points5 points ago*

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Is it just me or does this title just mean "I'm going to repost"? It's possibly more aggravating because the poster ACTUALLY knows they are reposting as opposed to someone who unintentionally reposts.

Edit: geeze, I don't understand why people make so many assumptions by a single 2 line comment I made on a reposted picture.

[–]Skyhawker 12 points13 points ago

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just get over it and let people repost. Unlike you I don't refresh reddit every 5 seconds 24 hours a day! There are things I miss, this was one of them, and funny.

[–]LSU_PETE -4 points-3 points ago

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I do not refresh it every 5 seconds 25 hours a day. I don't understand why people make so many assumptions by a single 2 line comment I made on a reposted picture.

I just am pointing out that one of the r/pics rules is "No non-author URLs in images. We only tolerate URLs in images if they serve to give credit to the original author."

[–]Skyhawker 0 points1 point ago

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Assumptions? like assuming this is r/pics ? Close though, r/funny ... not the same 'rules'

I do wish people would give credit to original authors/posters though.

HOWEVER: I'll upvote you for your explantion

[–]kloober 17 points18 points ago

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I had never seen it before and I found it funny. Quit whining about reposts, it's the most annoying thing on reddit.

[–]LSU_PETE 1 point2 points ago

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But whining about my whining is OK, right?

[–]SchadeyDrummer 2 points3 points ago

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NO! It's only ok to bitch and whine about people who whine, and bitch about all the bitching that comes from the whiners.

[–]tinfrog 1 point2 points ago

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Right next to "I'm going to get downvoted for this but..." and "No-one will ever see this post..."

[–]kloober 2 points3 points ago

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Truth.

Of course, you got downvoted and no one will ever see it...

[–]StrangerInTheRye 5 points6 points ago

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There is nothing inherently bad about reposts, but even if your little mind thinks there is, surely, the fact that the poster acknowledges it's a repost is better because it is not being purposefully deceiving, if anything it is being considerate for people like you, who lose their shit over reposts on this ultra exclusive bastion of intellectual integrity and right hand of the free world we know as reddit.

[–]MBuddah -1 points0 points ago

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you are so god damn fucking smart!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This type of repost is more like the radio DJ playing a favorite old song.

[–]Username720 1 point2 points ago

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So good!

[–]vendell777 0 points1 point ago

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Ok...i need all of your honest opinion...do you think she is wearing anything on or below the waist (including underwear)?

[–]RandomGirl93 1 point2 points ago

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She's wearing black underwear

[–]vendell777 1 point2 points ago

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Ty for telling me I almost had nightmares here is an upvote as a sign of my thanks

[–]RandomGirl93 0 points1 point ago

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It's plenty :)

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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Pants are very recommended.

[–]Kevbren 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even notice she wasn't wearing pants until it said that O.o

[–]P4ngurB4n 0 points1 point ago

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There has GOT to be a story associated with this image, somewhere.

[–]inb4nightfall 1 point2 points ago

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the caption is pretty racist.

[–]Wargall -1 points0 points ago

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This looks like Jacksonville's airport...unless there are a lot of airports that look like this.

[–]Fritzed 1 point2 points ago

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I take it that you've never left Jacksonville? Pretty much every airport check-in counter looks like this.

Unless of course you mean that Jacksonville's airport is known for having an abundance of large women without pants.

[–]Wargall 4 points5 points ago

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I don't live there so no, Ive only been to la guardia, heathrow, atlanta, ohare, my local one and a few others and none of them looked like this

[–]UKMansonite 0 points1 point ago

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I giggled.

[–]YardenGarden 0 points1 point ago

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YOU MONSTER!

[–]theloudestshoutout 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_want_UPBOATS 0 points1 point ago

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That's just Precious.

[–]stupidisawayoflife -1 points0 points ago

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That was just wrong!

[–]Subduction -1 points0 points ago

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What's impressive is how seamlessly you've blended making fun of the mentally ill with racial stuff.

[–]daydreamer90 -1 points0 points ago

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reddit gives me racist thoughts

[–]Snafooz -1 points0 points ago

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Like if mak u cry every time.

[–]MoonDaddy -2 points-1 points ago

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Alright. ::sigh::

At first glance, to me, that looked like a gorilla mask. I'm racist.

[–]bmfbg -2 points-1 points ago

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Its shit like this...

[–]fluxquanta -2 points-1 points ago

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They Be All Like Every Word Is A Proper Noun

[–]ajw827 -3 points-2 points ago

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Just threw up my breakfast. Thanks.

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