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[–]Kain292 148 points149 points ago

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This guy needs to just arrive late at crime scenes and stand awkwardly in the background.

[–]onCertainty 8 points9 points ago

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Don't worry other crime fighters, Batman got this covered!

[–]cockonmydick -5 points-4 points ago*

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Should The Joker be in Batman 3? Reply with your arguments either way. Here's my perspective. Now, the other day on IMDb, I saw that it had been confirmed by Nolan in late May that The Joker would not return (no Penguin or Mr. Freeze either). However, I have my doubts. We all know how many rumors have been circulating aroun the internet about this film. There have probably been a dozen or more times that I have heard from "reliable" sources that Nolan has confirmed one thing or another. Each time, it turns out to be false. So at this point, I don't trust anything unless I hear it from Nolan personally. With that said, unless someone on this board possesses indesputable proof that Nolan confirmed this (please post where I can find it if you do), then The Joker may very well be in Batman 3. Either way, I would like to hear arguments whether he should or should not be in the movie. I say yes, the Joker should be in Batman 3. I say this for several reasons. The first is that I believe the Joker is the best Batman villain of all time, and if I'm not mistaken, I'm in the majority on that. The Joker is just the perfect psychological match for Batman. Second, I think it is obvious that, when Mr. Ledger was still alive, Nolan had every intention of puting The Joker in Batman 3. There was that glaring fact that The Joker DID NOT DIE at the end of The Dark Knight (I once heard a rumor that Nolan had confirmed that Batman 3 was shot along with TDK before Ledger's death...NO; it was just a rumor). In Batman (1989), they killed off the Joker because his part in the story was done. Clearly, Nolan was not finished with him after TDK. They never explained who he was, where he came from, what happened with the scars, they just left so much unanswered. Now, granted, knowing almost nothing about him does make him more frightening (I did not care so much for Joker's backstory in Batman (1989)). However, I don't think they used things like that to the fullest extent in developing the Joker's character. Also, it just seems like The Joker whould want to do so much more. True, he did turn Harvey to the dark side, but he did fail to prove in the end that everyone in the city was like him deep down. Also, after Batman and Gordon's coverup, he could really never be sure that the truth about Harvey would ever get out. As such, he would certainly return to prove that the city and its people were truly evil. He could do this through Riddler, Black Mask, Catwoman, Penguin, or any of the other villains. Any one of them could be his instrument for Batman 3. Third, if the Joker is scarcely metioned in Batman 3 and is left alive after the end of the film, than that can't possibly be the end of the story. I am pretty sure that this will be Nolan's conclusion the Batman. However, as long as The Joker is alive, there can be no conclusion. It's like he said in TDK, "I think you an I are destined to do this forever." On the other hand, if the Joker is, let's say, killed in prison or something of that nature off camera, what kind of end would that be. The Joker would never go down like that. When every other villain surenders, he's the one that would go out with a bang, that's just the way he is. He doesn't care for his own life, as long as he takes multitudes of others with him. In short, he should not be left alive, and the only way to kill him off is with something big, bigger even than anything that happened in TDK. I realize that many fans of Heath Ledger say The Joker shouldn't brought back because no one could play him like Ledger did. Well, you're right. I think Ledger could never ever be equalled for that part. That doesn't mean I think he is irreplacable. If they got a young actor, made him look somewhat like Ledger, and if he was someone who was a talneted impersonator, then it could all very easily work out. I don't think Ledger would have wanted everyone to give up and let his work go unfinished. So, that's my point of view. Whether you agree or disagree, I'd love to hear your opinions and arguments on the subject.

EDIT: A mother who ran fast. Broccoli covered mangos draped over the onset of Scott's tidal fall. Seventeen fighting serpenteers beared down on the battered. He won.

[–]Kain292 -2 points-1 points ago

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WALL OF TEXT GTFO MY COMMENT

[–]cockonmydick 0 points1 point ago

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for who for why?

[–]Kain292 -1 points0 points ago

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For you because you posted it on my comment. >:(

[–]cockonmydick 0 points1 point ago

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dont be such a sour puss

[–]Caddy666 35 points36 points ago

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Leicester

[–]ZeroError 6 points7 points ago

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Represent!

[–]lhk91[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Yup, I took this right next to Firebug (I'm Robin)

[–]Olpainless 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god... firebug... Mosh and Redeemer, that's where it's at amigo.

[–]lhk91[S] 1 point2 points ago

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All excellent places I go to regularly :)

[–]Clackpot 3 points4 points ago

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Correcto!!

Specifically, this is the exact spot.

[–]Flors 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this too, it looks familiar but I just can't quite put my finger on what street.

[–]Kemps 3 points4 points ago

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This is up near 'The other McDonalds', also near Firebug (Which was formerly Lamplighters).

[–]puffymonster 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you - thought I knew it.

[–]bluesatin 3 points4 points ago

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Reppin' the bad streets of L-town!

[–]jg90 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid I used to pronounce this out phonetically, until I asked my dad wheres Leycaster and he looks at me like WTF?

[–]bluesatin 0 points1 point ago

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It's not as funny as people trying to pronounce the town nearby, Loughborough, it's supposed to be pronounced as 'Luff-bur-uh' or something along those lines. A lot of people seem to pronounce it 'Loog-a-ba-rooga', it's certainly not that exotic sounding!

[–]petazeta 1 point2 points ago

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Luf-bra we used to say back in the day

[–]Olpainless 0 points1 point ago

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Probably yanks, they can't pronounce complex words, like nuclear and aluminium.

[–]stuartf 55 points56 points ago

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He's the hero...that showed up late.

[–]MadameMango 23 points24 points ago

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Naw, the government had to make some job cuts... Even Batman isn't spared in this economy.

[–]BoggleHead 17 points18 points ago

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They foreclosed on the bat cave. The media didn't even... BAT an eye at it.

[–]upvotes_bot 3 points4 points ago

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YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

[–]slyYyY 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot your sunglasses part,David

[–]pardonmeimdrunk 1 point2 points ago

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He is but a man. In a bat costume.

[–]Tactful 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be ridiculous, Bruce Wayne is most definitely the 1%.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 0 points1 point ago

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God?

[–]waterwheel 14 points15 points ago

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The Derp Knight

[–]Tashre 17 points18 points ago

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Oh... okay... I'll, uh... I'll just be going now then...

Unless you need any... no? 'K. Just going to... take my leave then...

[–]shadowrabbit 15 points16 points ago

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The Dark Knight Returns really looks like shit.

[–]MortifiedPuppy 26 points27 points ago

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"He is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now." has never held more true.

[–]taramisu 4 points5 points ago

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Socially awkward Batman chooses to supervise and not participate.

[–]Scottdropandroll 5 points6 points ago

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Holy Realisation Batman! I know where this is. I walk past it in Leicester pretty much every day.

[–]just_bob 4 points5 points ago

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I'm bat-

Oh.

You got this.

Can... I help?

No?

Okay, that's cool. I'm busy tracking down the Joker anyways.

U'm Can I get a ride? I'm sorta lost and don't remember where I parked the-

Okay. Hey thats cool, I'll just hop a bus.

Are you sure you don't-

Sorry, sorry. I'll just be on my way now.

[–]gguy123 2 points3 points ago

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duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.... Would you shut the hell up already? We're trying to fuckin work here!

[–]Codeworks 2 points3 points ago

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Ha, good old Leicester..

[–]David96 4 points5 points ago

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Nah gas prices are so high he had to walk instead of taking the batmobile.

[–]voneahhh 3 points4 points ago

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We have a Batman (and sometimes Robin) here in Hoboken that does the same thing, he even arrives in his awesome bat-cycle

http://thebokenonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Hoboken-Batman-at-St.-Patricks-Day-Parade-2011.jpg

[–]Talman 3 points4 points ago

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Why does the batbike have a dell keyboard under the seat?

[–]zem 6 points7 points ago

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because fuck you, that's why! he's the goddamn batman!!!

[–]kullakure 1 point2 points ago

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Portable bat computer.

[–]sevenofk9 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more logo.

[–]infidel118i 0 points1 point ago

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Context? He just turns up at crime scenes? Doing nothing?

[–]voneahhh 1 point2 points ago

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He pretty much patrols the streets on his bike, sometimes directs traffic and on some nights dresses up as Michael Jackson and walks through the city dancing to thriller played out of a stereo he rolls around in a cart.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 3 points4 points ago

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734 karma; 16 comments.

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[–]laller 0 points1 point ago

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Opportunity whore.

[–]reddeadite 1 point2 points ago

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But... but I'm not wearing hockey pads!

[–]buaaaaaah 1 point2 points ago

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THIS happened in a news channel in Argentina. The title in screen means "DRUNK DRIVER ALMOST CAUSES A TRAGEDY. BATMAN ONLY WITNESS"

[–]jefferus 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit I live there!

[–]lhk91[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Batman is looking out for you friend. The streets of our city are now safe from beggars and big issue sellers.

[–]sooperdoopersecret 2 points3 points ago

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Recalling my experience with UK police... they don't got this.

[–]mistergookey 4 points5 points ago

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Recalling my experience with UK police... they do got this.

[–]Olpainless 0 points1 point ago

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Recalling my experience with UK police... they'll kettle you for 10+ hours, then ride you down on horse back, drag a disabled guy from his wheelchair the deny you medical aid, food and water inside of the police station where they'll keep you under lock and key citing the terrorism acts.

[–]sooperdoopersecret -3 points-2 points ago*

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It was a joke, but that's cool you can take it seriously.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The best part is the first 14 seconds.

[–]ErvSkee 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so more batman than you

[–]foreveralright 0 points1 point ago

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Hey you never know, Batman coulda just easily gotten there first and the cops are just finishing up.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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The Dark Knight isn't selfish... he knows when to let the police do their work and when to step in to fix injustices.

[–]jmdeluna 0 points1 point ago

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I wish someone would make this into a cartoony screensaver

[–]stupidisawayoflife 0 points1 point ago

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He should have worn a Superman costume. Way more respect.

[–]randomaccesschick 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone tell who is on the ground? Is it Robin?!

[–]QueenNavy 0 points1 point ago

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he looks smaller in person.

[–]kihadat 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, the incompetent super hero. Conan did a sketch about this trope.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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Batman was showing them how to drink and they couldn't handle it.

[–]GrooveCombo 0 points1 point ago

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look at me...

LOOK AT ME!

[–]vendell777 0 points1 point ago

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Batman: are...are you sure? Cop#1: yeah sure i mean we got this guy surrounded. Batman:yes...bu- Cop#2:yeah that and we got the cuffs on him. Batman: yes that is true but that is Bane... Cop#1:...!!!! Cop#2:!!!!!!! Bane: BANE ANGRY!!!!!!!!

[–]neonknightz 0 points1 point ago

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You think that's bad?

My town actually has its own superhero, The Dark Spartan, he doesn't actually do anything except stand around on friday and saturdays nights getting shouted at by drunken assholes

The Dark Spartan

here is his promo vid from youtube

plot twist

I'm one of those drunken assholes....

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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British batman? What is this?

[–]chrismastere 0 points1 point ago

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Sad Batman is sad

[–]batman_rapist 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, I'll take care of batman.

[–]peoplehatemycomment 0 points1 point ago

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[–]live_wire_ -3 points-2 points ago

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This image needs to be printed on posters all over the country to warn people that this is what you look like when you go out on a stag night dressed as a super hero. It isn't original, it isn't funny and it isn't an episode of Only Fools and Horses. Just stop. This is embarrasing to look at.

I may or may not work in a nightclub and see this sort of thing all too often.

[–]njn88 -1 points0 points ago

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This isn't in the US. It's outside of Batman's jurisdiction anyway.

[–]Talman 2 points3 points ago

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The nice thing about being Batman is that your jurisdiction is anywhere being a billionaire playboy can go.

[–]ehsteve23 0 points1 point ago

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Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal.

[–]ShinyGyarados -2 points-1 points ago

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He's too busy staring at that upboat.