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[–]Soy_El_Cientifico 26 points27 points ago

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"You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave!"

[–]Bardlar 14 points15 points ago

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Who knew The Eagles were really singing about Reddit all along?

[–]Go_Get_Your_Shinebox 1 point2 points ago

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[–]xdewx 2 points3 points ago

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But, let's go with the metaphor: What does it mean if the cat stops and just walks off the slide? Or is that the point...

[–]kalizar 1 point2 points ago

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Woah.

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[–]samuriwerewolf 1 point2 points ago

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OMG WHY?!?!?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?! WHY DID I NOT HEAD YOUR WARNING. MY EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS, OH DEAR GOD THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN!

[–]DeathInTightPants -1 points0 points ago

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Heed*

[–]AanonymousS 0 points1 point ago

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Don't waste your time people , it's a thread about naked girls .

[–]RichMahogany 9 points10 points ago

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[–]ForrestFireDW 0 points1 point ago

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Well played, a cat doing something silly while a black guy dances with fried chicken while what seems like a wave racer 64 theme is played... Oh internet, you crazy.

[–]TripleNickel -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Berticus88 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

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What is that song from? I've definitely heard it during my childhood.

[–]ReflexMan 0 points1 point ago

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Super Mario RPG. If I am not mistaken, it is the forest maze theme.

[–]Roiboo 64 points65 points ago

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No you didn't.

[–]Smokeeey 11 points12 points ago

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searches on google are tailored to you individually

[–]woodstock923 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite thing about reddit?

When my dreams are shattered in the comments.

[–]mmazurr 5 points6 points ago

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[–]alcoholiccactus 2 points3 points ago

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well i got this so i guess i escaped?

[–]AanonymousS 0 points1 point ago

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Me : THIS NFSW

[–]Djungelvral 2 points3 points ago

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That link does not include the image that was submitted. Am I not getting a joke, here?

[–]Krutonman -2 points-1 points ago

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yeah it does

[–]Djungelvral 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't. I can post a screenshot if you'd like.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't for you not everyone's google searches are the same, for me it is the second image.

[–]tyrantlytamale 0 points1 point ago

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Only if SafeSearch is set to off or strict... not if it's set to default.

[–]vexom 2 points3 points ago

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Even then it is not there for me.

[–]Airazz 4 points5 points ago

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This is what I got. I'd say it's so accurate that it's scary. Cats everywhere.

[–]YUNoDie 13 points14 points ago

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I didn't know Google images had gifs...

[–]MissionerGordon 6 points7 points ago

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So did I, and that's not a result.

[–]fckdup 0 points1 point ago

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this is true, why is it not at the top?

[–]timechuck 1 point2 points ago

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I can watch that for almost minutes!

[–]TurnToReddit 1 point2 points ago

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I instantaneously laughed when I saw this. Not even a half second of registering in my mind. Loved it. Thanks for that.

[–]mondor 1 point2 points ago

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So you tried to escape reddit by googling how, and then you saw the image and first thought was "I know where this would really be appreciated..."
Classic.

[–]h2orat 1 point2 points ago

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Resistance is futile.

[–]tylernerd 1 point2 points ago

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Painfully accutrate

[–]Frogging101 0 points1 point ago

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Well apparently, you can't.

[–]Tahj42 0 points1 point ago

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The irony is that you still got a picture of a cat.

[–]jocarbart 0 points1 point ago

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Only cat post worth a damn

[–]slane04 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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Hahah, that reminds me of this video from a few days ago.

[–]futurama105 0 points1 point ago

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One of does simply escape Reddit...

[–]notdarren 0 points1 point ago

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The only way out, is in.

[–]hecksport -1 points0 points ago

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My girlfriend said "it would be funnier if it fell off and died". She doesn't like cats

[–]Elizabitch66 3 points4 points ago

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How could you date such a woman?

[–]The_designer_pro 5 points6 points ago

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hey i will date anything with a vagina that will have sex with me, but if she hates cats... fuck her!!!

[–]AgentAsterisk -3 points-2 points ago

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This might actually be the first cat gif ever created. It should be sealed in an airtight museum case and never taken out again.

[–]watershark -2 points-1 points ago

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HA HAH AH yes run little kitty RUN!

[–]Lazy_I -2 points-1 points ago

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Searching for that links to karmadecay.com, but you didn't think it might be a repost?

[–]skelente -2 points-1 points ago

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I think that's more like how to escape the internet in general.

[–]DrinkMyOwnPiss -2 points-1 points ago

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Am I the only one who expected the cat get up to the top of the slide, only to have a fat kid in a Reddit shirt come barreling down it?

[–]Sam_Mack -1 points0 points ago

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Why would anyone Google that? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PHRASE YOUR SEARCHES

[–]War_Eagle -4 points-3 points ago

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM REDDIT.

[–]AVicious -4 points-3 points ago

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I let that cat run for 45 mins!

[–]cubiclecomaschizo -2 points-1 points ago

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Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in.

[–]ehs19 -3 points-2 points ago

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Treadmill for cats