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[–]JayKaos 56 points57 points ago

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Same here except slow the gif down about 10 times.

[–]Conexion 51 points52 points ago

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I couldn't sleep in until 12 if I tried. I get up for work every day at about 6:30 and sleeping in until 8 is a stretch.

[–]heuheuheuheuh 34 points35 points ago

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For years I had to get up at 6-6:30 and be out the door by 7am. I had a hard time sleeping in past 9am and that pissed me off. Now I work nights. I woke up at 5pm today. It's not better this way.

[–]heart-on 2 points3 points ago

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having a nocturnal job is the fucking worst........

[–]Squid_Tamer 3 points4 points ago

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I get up at 6:00 every day on weekdays, and I can't wake up before 11:00 if I try.

I guess it's different for everybody.

[–]SP4CEM4NSP1FF 4 points5 points ago

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I'm the opposite. Getting up before 9am makes me physically nauseous, going to bed before 1am means hours of staring at the ceiling. Even as a child, when my parents enforced a strict 10pm curfew, I found getting up early every morning hellish.

[–]softmod 9 points10 points ago

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Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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Laughed so hard I pooped myself. Now making exact same face.

[–]MistakeMistake -1 points0 points ago

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Lol! The dude who touched it moved away hella fast, btw why does my pillow stink?

[–]hsn407 7 points8 points ago

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i like how he takes a few seconds to roll his eyes back

[–]jlumos 8 points9 points ago

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I showed this to the kids I babysit for...they shrieked with laughter.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I love this! I actually make a face similar to that.

[–]lil_alcapone 4 points5 points ago

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exactly

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 9 points10 points ago

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12? Try 5.

[–]DiscoDonkey 6 points7 points ago

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In the morning?

[–]Oatybar 6 points7 points ago

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Ah having kids. Reintroduced me to early morning hours that used to only be late evening hours.

[–]Malevolent_Scum 4 points5 points ago

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I remember when the night started at 10 pm and ended at 5 am. With kids, the night stops at 10 pm and the day starts at 5 am.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 6 points7 points ago

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Nooo. I'm not even asleep at 5 am.

[–]MindSplatter 4 points5 points ago

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Dat face... I lol'd so hard I love you now.

[–]fishebulb 5 points6 points ago

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I slept until 3:30 today. And took a nap after lunch

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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What're you doing Scotty 2 Hotty.. NO! YOU FOOL!

[–]bobocum 24 points25 points ago

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Actually that looks like Heidenriech opening it.

[–]Berzerker7 8 points9 points ago

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Correct. During their (semi-)epic 2004 rivalry.

[–]DaveDrevello 0 points1 point ago

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"I hate cathskets, Paul!"

[–]MadCabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Heidenreich was also responsible for the only time Michael Cole has been entertaining.

[–]Berzerker7 0 points1 point ago

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Oh gawd yes I remember watching that on TV. That was hilarity at its finest.

[–]wangatangs 2 points3 points ago

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The day The Undertaker retires will be a dark day.

[–]Antroh 3 points4 points ago

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Wrestlemania this year will most likely be his last match

[–]zamboney 4 points5 points ago

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I was(am) pooping while lurking. Shit just plunged into the toilet from my asshole when I looked at this.

[–]ToasterAtheism 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that what is supposed to happen?

[–]zamboney 0 points1 point ago

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yeah.. but this was like mid-shit. and what came out should've been the result of me having had to wait for hours on an explosive shit, then finally after a grueling battle with my sphincter I was able to somehow make it to a public toilet in a very busy part of town where I'd have to squat. And then an explosion. Soo to answer your question, no.

[–]coltleader 5 points6 points ago

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The undertaker is 6'11" tall.

[–]jbomb6 2 points3 points ago

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anyone have a link to the original video?

[–]ryst247 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sitting alone and in public and reddit makes me look like an idiot again by laughing out loud.... You always win reddit... You always win.

[–]StaffSergeant 2 points3 points ago

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First world problems

[–]gary88 2 points3 points ago

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You can imagine how I felt having to wake up at 5:50am today.

[–]Takendugle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]people_are_animals 8 points9 points ago

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My group for a project wanted to meet at 10 am today. 10 FUCKING am. When I tried to explain this might be a little bit early for a weekend and we should at least enjoy a little bit of extra sleep, they said alright, on sunday, we'll meet at 11 am. Fuck.

[–]Tendog 11 points12 points ago

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12!? Now that's just wasting your day.

[–]Erkel85 16 points17 points ago

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Obviously not a Skyrim player.

[–]neuromonkey 18 points19 points ago

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Not when you're up until 5.

[–]heuheuheuheuh 5 points6 points ago

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Half the people here are only on reddit because they somehow forgot they owned Skyrim. Nobody is concerned about wasting fucking Saturday mornings here.

[–]Tendog 6 points7 points ago

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What's so great about Skyrim?

[–]FoulBard 3 points4 points ago

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It's one of those you have to play it things. You won't get it unless you played the shitdick out of Oblivion, or unless you actually play the game yourself.

[–]cocorebop 1 point2 points ago

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I've watched my friend play a shit load of it, and honestly it doesn't look very fun. At times, it's straight up boring. I don't understand why everyone thinks it's so great.

[–]Tendog 1 point2 points ago

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Me neither. I'm just waiting for Zelda.

[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

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Same exact situation.

[–]lucky1111 4 points5 points ago

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That's how I felt this morning when the god damn church people came ringing my doorbell this morning at 9, those bastards didn't just ring the doorbell once, but fucking twice!

[–]antiSeptics 2 points3 points ago

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"Would you like to buy Girl Scout cookies?"

"Well that's too bad 'cause I'm here to convert you to the Mormon religion."

[–]heuheuheuheuh 2 points3 points ago

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I think if I ever own a house, it would be very tempting to paint "FUCK OFF" on my front door.

[–]lucky1111 1 point2 points ago

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Luckily in our neighborhood we don't get too many people knocking on the door. But if it happened more often I probably would paint the door to say fuck off!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The ones that came through my neighborhood when I was a kid were hard core. If they heard any movement in the house, they'd stick around for a full five minutes, trying to nonchalantly peek through the blinds.

[–]lucky1111 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that shit, I would collect their pamphlets and then throw them at them every time they came by! Or run out of the house with a bat screaming, "the devil has sent me, run!"

[–]HawkeyeGK 7 points8 points ago

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Holy cow, does this make me feel old. Sleeping past noon: not since early 20s and since kids the idea is inconceivable. Wrestling: not since 12 years old. Sharing a forum with college kids is bizarre sometimes.

[–]Oatybar 8 points9 points ago

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On the upside, I haven't had to take a math class since the Reagan administration.

[–]abbott_costello 2 points3 points ago

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My parents used to sleep in until after noon on weekends throughout my high school years. It's not exclusive to younger people.

[–]gosassin 16 points17 points ago

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you just thought they were sleeping.

[–]abbott_costello 4 points5 points ago

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-_-

[–]AriBBCP 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]nothing_but_flowers 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but they probably couldn't do it when you were younger. I can't want until my kids are older and I can go back to being a lazy ass on weekend mornings.

[–]woofdg79 1 point2 points ago

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I can't sleep in past 9:30 or 10 anymore, my body just doesn't let me. Unless I take like a week off of work or something and party hard :P

[–]spikeparker 1 point2 points ago

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awakened...

[–]revolta15 1 point2 points ago

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I logged in just to upvote this.

[–]Ken_Breadbox 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I'm awake at 5 am pretty much seven days a week. Which means I'm in bed at nine.

[–]jericho 1 point2 points ago

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If I ever sleep till 12 again, kill me.

[–]xPRIAPISMx 1 point2 points ago

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Your orgasm is mine, Priapism Wins!

[–]nepidae 1 point2 points ago

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I love when I'm woken up before noon on saturday actually. If I'm not then I will sleep till 3pm. As long as I can get out of bed and have an espresso I'm golden.

[–]micahshell 1 point2 points ago

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This morning i woke up at 7am, ate ceral, played skyrim, and now I'm eating dinner at 9:30pm

[–]Bayshun 1 point2 points ago

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You feel like a professional wrestler? I thought I was the only one!

[–]cellodude97 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I've laughed aloud at something on reddit in a while!

[–]jryan3 1 point2 points ago

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funniest thing ive seen in a while, thank you.

[–]whollo918 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit this made me lol almost too much

[–]elchupacabra206 1 point2 points ago

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heh nice randy orton reference op

[–]Tattered69 1 point2 points ago

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just had my best laugh of the day

[–]ass_kicker32 1 point2 points ago

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Myfucking roommate (landlord, she owns the place) comes in at all hours of the night with guys and makes loud noises. Every night Im there (two or three times a week) I get woken up by her asking if Im awake or something stupid and I get PISSED. I feel just like this.

[–]clickwir 1 point2 points ago

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some asshole knocked on my door at 9.30 this morning. I'm the only one that heard it, so I get up and go. By the time I get there he's already out the gate and leaving. No idea who he was, probably selling or promoting something.

Go lay back down for a half hour. CAN'T FALL BACK TO SLEEP. Fuck.

[–]jocarbart 1 point2 points ago

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I think I pee'd a lil, brb

[–]dieselfuel 1 point2 points ago

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Funniest thing I've seen in a while. I laughed so hard

[–]bof_fri_fleu 1 point2 points ago

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Life for me has never existed before 12 on the weekends. My friends know the noon-thirty rule. Waking me up before then has serious consequences.

[–]mauv 1 point2 points ago

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This is me everyday.

[–]riskybizmusic 1 point2 points ago

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this was me this morning!!!

[–]cynicalMIND 1 point2 points ago

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i remember this...i was way too obsessed with WWE as a child

[–]ivenoideawhat 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Showercapper 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the looooool

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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I've been waking up at 6:00 for the past 5 years during school days and I wake up sleepy as fuck but on Saturdays and Sundays I can go to bed at 12 and wake up ready to run a mile at 6:45 which is bullshit.

[–]noonly -1 points0 points ago

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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]BlandUserName -1 points0 points ago

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lulz

[–]welcomechallenge -3 points-2 points ago

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Down voted for referencing the worst thing to happen to modern television... and yes I've taken into account gypsy wedding and jersey shore.

[–]Raufio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just for the record, I have never watched wrestling. I just like the gifs that come from it because they are ridiculous. I don't even own a tv.

My understanding is that it's just like a violent play. Professional wrestling didn't happen to modern television, it existed before television itself. Television happened to wrestling.

Down voted because I can.

[–]welcomechallenge 0 points1 point ago

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good point I also down voted because I could. TV should know better