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[–]pacocat 67 points68 points ago

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Ironically neither plays for The Jazz.

[–]Vide0dr0me 18 points19 points ago

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But Duncan probably plays Skyrim.

[–]skeeter_wrangler 5 points6 points ago

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Also, didn't put Ron Carter on the bass.

[–]Fiann100 1 point2 points ago

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I'll get you, Pacocat, I'll get you!

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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Fool of a Took, saxophones aren't used in orchestras!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Look at how he's playing the bass. Clearly a jazz orchestra.

[–]rosski47 6 points7 points ago

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Ah, just because there is not a saxophone chair doesn't mean they aren't used!

/classicalsaxophonenerd

[–]SHKEVE 3 points4 points ago

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You can! Think of Vaughan Williams's 9th symphony.

[–]koogoro1 2 points3 points ago

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Except the awesome saxophone solo in L'arlessiene Suite. No. 1 Overture? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Arl%C3%A9sienne_%28Bizet%29#Orchestration

[–]briawesome 2 points3 points ago

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And what's about Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet?! Huge sax solo in an orchestra setting.

[–]ketchy_shuby 1 point2 points ago

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It's a Calypso/Bossa Nova Fusion sort of thing.

[–]Sbark 0 points1 point ago

THEY ARE BETTER THAN TRUMPETS!!

[–]Vide0dr0me 21 points22 points ago

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Upvote for Tim Duncan!

[–]donvito7335 14 points15 points ago

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TIMMAY!!

[–]nrabuttons 8 points9 points ago

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Looks like they're playing an NBA Jam.

[–]megagoosey 1 point2 points ago

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He's on fire! I've never seen anyone play the slap bass like that before!

[–]SamuelAsante 8 points9 points ago

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Reminds me of this gem: Safe For Work Porn (Kind of not safe)

[–]Impundulu 22 points23 points ago

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[–]ghostfacedrilla 10 points11 points ago

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i know this is a picture of a man getting shot but... lol

[–]irawwwr 3 points4 points ago

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It's not JUST a man getting shot, it's Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot by Jack Ruby!

[–]Diachy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well yes it is, yes it is indeed...

[–]daemon14 5 points6 points ago

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Most NBA I've seen this year :(

[–]kfiegz 4 points5 points ago

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Show me moreee.

[–]sarahcasarah 4 points5 points ago

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Everybody needs a back up during the lockout.

[–]Tantomile 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like he's choking on the sax.

[–]washthatbody 2 points3 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]GeneralTso123 2 points3 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]Short_stuff 2 points3 points ago

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[–]crank1000 2 points3 points ago

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Congratulations, you found the first photoshop ever posted to the internet.

[–]1st-rate 4 points5 points ago

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I think the NFL and the NBA should have a cutting session.

[–]Lyxro 1 point2 points ago

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Tenor Sax - He's doing it wrong.

[–]pilarsen 1 point2 points ago

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Wait... Is this another reality show where celebs do things, they aren't good at?

[–]neoproton 1 point2 points ago

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Look at Gasol go!

[–]slmizme 1 point2 points ago

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the only thing i might want to hear involving the lakers

[–]BloodSexAndBooze 1 point2 points ago

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i love photoshoping stuff

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 1 point2 points ago

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Floppy Pau

[–]calmateguey 1 point2 points ago

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Opened up the picture while listening to a live version of St. Thomas on YouTube and I almost died laughing.

[–]SBjellybean 1 point2 points ago

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Slapping the bass mon

[–]TheBiGW 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea who these people are, but this made me properly laugh out loud. Have an up-vote :)

[–]yairmaoz 1 point2 points ago

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Ostriches can play the saxophone?

[–]Mrchry429 1 point2 points ago

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I believe you put to wrong thing in his mouth.

[–]Gizardmeat 1 point2 points ago

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Sax in the shed

[–]QJosephP 1 point2 points ago

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The guy playing the saxophone looks like he's about to sneeze. Also, what's up with his fingers? They look broken.

[–]colbertreference 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

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I like to think they're playing Tank!.

[–]colbertreference 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]imonlyhereforthecats 1 point2 points ago

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That saxophone does NOT taste good.

[–]virulentRant 1 point2 points ago

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[–]naftidder 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet, I love careless whisper!

[–]DavronM 1 point2 points ago

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My laugh sounded like a saxophone.

[–]Rhesus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]UnPlug12 1 point2 points ago

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To play saxophone: scream.

[–]Fiann100 1 point2 points ago

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..., below, is a man who stole my observation. grumble

[–]HappyRainbowDashy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CheeseYogi 1 point2 points ago

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Shopped. Just look at the pixels.

[–]Beast_Ice 1 point2 points ago

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couldn't stop laughing, why is this so funny!?!?

[–]No1Complainer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jasonmontauk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gl77 1 point2 points ago

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I picture the guy with the sax wailing out a blistering version of Baker Street

[–]goodfilmgrain 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks to this, I laughed uncontrollably for 2 solid minutes. Thank you.

[–]pircio 1 point2 points ago

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3,732 up votes for a repost. awesome.

[–]meginmich 2 points3 points ago

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This would be more interesting to watch than the way it currently is.

[–]FattestRabbit 3 points4 points ago

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this is why photoshop was invented. upvotes for you, sir

[–]ednedred 3 points4 points ago

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this has been out forever...

[–]MrWhat4 3 points4 points ago

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Pau Gasol's hands are not even close to being in the right places. And his embouchure is... an abomination. He should stick to basketball.

[–]donvito7335 4 points5 points ago

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TIMMAY!! is slapping da bass

[–]assholebiker 0 points1 point ago

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Playing the sax with your uvula? Bad idea.

[–]aaronrenoawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Black guy gets the bass.

Not sure if OP is racist, or I am.

[–]Diachy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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"All black people know how to play bass" - Eric Cartman

[–]Jbergur 0 points1 point ago

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For a second there, I actually couldn't see the image was 'shopped. Kudos!

[–]fordayz -2 points-1 points ago

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WOW! You are really good at Photoshop! It looks like they are actually doing these things! Congratz!~

[–]herroherro12 -5 points-4 points ago

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Can someone put a dick in Gasol's mouth? I hate the Lakers

[–]Jaymaster1 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't wanna be a dick but there are no saxophones in an orchestra.

[–]bassclarinetbitch -2 points-1 points ago

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The saxophone is not an orchestral instrument.

[–]rosski47 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe they're playing Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet, or Ravel's Bolero? Plenty of pieces call for Saxophone, though more often it's alto rather than tenor.

[–]SnykeMyder -2 points-1 points ago

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Can we please stop reposting this.