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[–]ImHibby 14 points15 points ago

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Man, the new QWOP is really fucking weird.

[–]alanpugh 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it all to hell. This is what it typically actually looks like when I play QWOP.

[–]Abraham_Shovelhands 4 points5 points ago

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I do believe that's some creepy shit.

[–]LearSpecSilo 5 points6 points ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–]Go-Go-Gadget-Dick[S] 7 points8 points ago

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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/reverse-1241633795_man-frog-leap.gif Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, I discovered the gif, put in reverse.

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

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That right there, is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]mescon 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... I'd like to know more about this gif... where is it from? Hope it's not some sort of fake.

[–]Go-Go-Gadget-Dick[S] 1 point2 points ago

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A friend showed it to me, but I will try to research it some more! It's called: Man does frog leaps. It also appears to be done in stop animation. If that helps you at all, I hope it does. Again, apologies for not knowing too much about it, I'll keep you posted though.

[–]mescon 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks mate - I was hoping it was not stop motion but an actual (obscure) technique of running. I'm always amazed by what humans can do.

[–]kingofallwinners 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]djkrugger 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else clicked on "FEMALES (NUDE). Walking" and in the pic to see a full res? or i'm the only pervert here?

[–]AndyRooney 2 points3 points ago

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I have seen many things on the internet. This was the worst.

[–]scener 4 points5 points ago

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[–]footballa 4 points5 points ago

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FUCKK THAT SHIIIIITTT. damn if it was like 1 am I seriously would have shat my pants..

[–]AndyRooney 4 points5 points ago

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you're fucking crazy if you think im clicking on that.

[–]lancepants42 0 points1 point ago

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It's surprisingly docile. It's a comic strip about a korean zombie looking for her baby. It's animated in a couple frames though so brace yourself.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I would have read this before shitting my pants.

[–]midor 0 points1 point ago

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shes all like go the fuck away and shes all like ok... ...nvm fuck you bitch uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I originally read it in Korean and I needed to translate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just did a google search of "the worst thing on the internet" just for kicks and this came up first. I've seen worse, but seriously, wtf is wrong with these fingers?

[–]AndyRooney 1 point2 points ago

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I was eating bagels with scallion cream cheese. I am no longer eating bagels with scallion cream cheese.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry Andy. I couldn't look at that picture without imagining how the texture of those deranged fingertips would feel against my lips/teeth/tongue, so even if I had a delicious bagel with scallion cream cheese, I'm sure I would also have abstained from its consumption.

Edit: The only upside I could see to this condition would be the possibility of amazing backscratches, if you could stomach being touched by those things.

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 0 points1 point ago

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IIRC, Those are Lamprey mouths photoshopped in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! Awesome. Looking at them I couldn't believe what it was real, but after seeing hairy tongues etc, I just figured it was some kind of rare fungal disease. Thanks for the debunk. Time to google Lamprey mouths.

Edit: That search produced even more disgusting pics.

[–]lolwut19 -1 points0 points ago

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What about Goatse? 2 Girls 1 Cup? 2 Guys 1 Horse? 1 Guy 1 Jar? 4CHAN?!

Obviously you haven't been on the internet for very long.

[–]AndyRooney 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when I used to take everything literally too.

[–]lolwut19 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when people on reddit recognized a joke.

Happy cake day, anyway.

[–]tontyismynameyeh 1 point2 points ago

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What the shit is this fuck?

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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looks like when i play QWOP

[–]HashBox 0 points1 point ago

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This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

[–]Spazit 0 points1 point ago

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Neti Pot gif girl's boyfriend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i want to try it..