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"Oh, I know it's true because the Bible says so." (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by laruf
[–]DifferentOpinion1 69 points70 points71 points 10 months ago
Apparently you ate and shat an extra "e"
[–]dr_wang 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
what's a cat doing eating alphabet soup anyway
[–]qrichi 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
If only the Bible had an answer to that question---
[–]bestbeforeMar91 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
Job 12:7 "But ask the animals and they will teach you"
[–]dirtydave71 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Me 11:12:11 "Go forth and eat some alphabet soup, then come back with a better answer."
[–]Troggy 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
It's not an exact science.
[–]Curtor 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
British/Canadian/Etc spelling and so forth.
[–]RyanOnymous 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
umm, no. Does not apply here.
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 10 months ago
When your point is basically, "I'm smart," it helps if you can spell. Just sayin, bro.
[–]least_upper_bound 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
No this image is too perfect just as it is...
[–]mlj2424 17 points18 points19 points 10 months ago
I just HOPE that ill get to use that line once in my life.
[–]Brownie_Thunder 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
This doesn't promote any insightful discussion or argument.
[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
That's the point, neither does the bible.
[–]W00ster 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Really?
What it tells you is that maybe, just maybe, religious people would benefit from presenting coherent and logically valid arguments rather then the crap we are fed on a daily basis from the religious camp.
[–]Brownie_Thunder 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The image, if taken out of context, is just a low brow insult. The caption slightly pulls it into a religious arena, but there's not much substance to it. Undoubtedly religious people could benefit from valid arguments, but if they could present those they wouldn't be religious.
[–]freezingprocess 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago*
I think alphabet soup would pretty well digested and not be readable. Might I suggest something more fibrous. Perhaps a bag of Scrabble tiles or maybe a handful of poetry magnets?
[–]gyarrr 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
This cat looks like Ron Swanson
So does this dog.
[–]GhostOfCaesar 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I'm not even hungry but the irony here is delicious!
[–]big_dirt 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Another giant leap forward for atheists everywhere.
[–]sox3502us 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
You cannot reason with irrational people
[–]CoAmon 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You can but it take a lot of work. You basically have to construct the rules of reason with them without explicitly telling them that's what you are doing. You basically have to trick an illogical person into being logical.
The only problem with this is that it usually works out like the old joke about never arguing with an idiot, because they will get you down to their level and beat you with experience.
That is to say, trying to reason with an irrational person won't work because you have to argue irrationally and they have more experience doing that.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
If alphabet soup goes through your body undigested you have some serious health issues.
Better seek a doctor ASAP.
[–]loms 21 points22 points23 points 10 months ago
I guess you could tell the doctor you had a vowel movement
[–]gcanyon 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
Or that you suffer from inconsonants.
[–]DeplorableVillainy 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
ಠvಠ
[–]HPB 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Close but no cigaer.
[–]MathiasKrogh 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Because this has never been posted before.
[–]oed706 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Since this is my FB photo, I thought I was famous! But it was not to be.
[–]Aella7 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Repost, typo and all.
[–]SchpartyOn 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
It's a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. And the spelling error has survived them all.
[–]Doilyn 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why would you eat the bowl? Unless you put your alphabet soup into a taco salad bowl, in which case mmmm.
[–]minno 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Source image? I'd like to make a fixed version of it. Tineye only comes up with a smaller version.
[–]RawrRevenge 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
can some 1 give me the link that shows man evolved from apes.
[–]nomdeass 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evolution
So where can I find alphabet soup in Hebrew .. I've got some writing needs to be done.
Soooo .. I don't have to be literate in that language do I?
[–]geargirl 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Shuddup. I laughed so hard I peed myself because of this.
[–]Glader 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a more correctly spelled sentence than that.
[–]bscoder 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Damn those arguements!
[–]ManiacMaji -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
"Arguement" ?
Damn it dude, you were so close
Downvote.
[–]personman -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
My thought process exactly
[–]mindhaze -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Arguement with alphabet soup. ;) Sorry man...
Better then an argument with ghosts!
[–]Baptist_Conservative -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
you
[–]fred1x -6 points-5 points-4 points 10 months ago
My personal goal is go downvote all the arrogant atheist posts in an effort to allow moderate atheists like myself some joy.
[–]skyride 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
You are only allowed to be moderate because some of us really, really care. If it weren't for people through out the decades willing to put themselves out there, and face endless ridicule for what they knew to be true, and simply retort with more truth, you'd be put to death for merely even hinting at your disbelief in god.
The only way to fight someone who shouts louder when they are wrong, is to shout just as loud so you are heard equally. The one that is right will be judged so in the end.
[–]zeggman 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'm allowed to be moderate because my Constitution guarantees it.
You're allowed to be really, really caring and shout louder for pretty much the same reason. We don't live in a theocracy like Iran or Saudi Arabia, where being executed for professing atheism (or switching to the wrong brand of theism) is a real possibility.
The United States wasn't founded as a Christian country, but various flavors of theists (and maybe a few atheists too) who wanted other flavors to leave them alone to practice religion (or not) as they saw fit put that guarantee in the Constitution. The fact that you're willing to put yourself out there really had nothing to do with it.
[–]fred1x 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Oh yeah? You think lazy internet nerds zealously posting on atheist forum did that? Or maybe it was the founding fathers who wanted freedom of religion.
[–]laruf[S] 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
I didn't post this because I'm arrogant. I posted it in retaliation to everything I've ever endured, having lived in Texas and attended a middle school full of Christians who follow what they have been taught with blind zealotry.
[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You might want to spell check better next time. People really go nuts about that here.
[–]laruf[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I see that. :B
[–]torbecire -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Smart ass.
[–]therealslimshaddy -7 points-6 points-5 points 10 months ago
Reddit has become full of it...
I presume you are an atheist crusader about 800 years too late.
So that means you believe in medication to work, even though 50% of the medication we consume in our lifetime is nothing more than sugar placebos, but the belief is there, especially with syringe shots...
Same for Christians, we cant see it or touch it, but who are we to say it is not, this universe is a big beautiful game.
So you want to be a wanker and tell people dont hope, be a cock like you?
Please.
[–]luckymick -9 points-8 points-7 points 10 months ago*
I bet i could have a religious conversation with a girl from the show "my super sweet 16" and she would be a less whiny attention(karma) whore than you.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Check out this guys profile, it's like the fox news forums!
[–]luckymick 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
im all of a sudden fox news because i raise the counterpoints to people's views so they will hopefully look at both sides for once?(i do this to dems and reps, there just happens to be way more dems on reddit). i don't align with either party and vote for candidates on a case by case basis(i have voted for both democrats and republicans before on the same ballot). but if this suddenly makes me "billo really?" ill glady take the fat paycheck and lack of personal accountability for my statements that he enjoys.
Challenge accepted!
We are now waiting for you to post evidence for your claims!
whoever said i was christian? because im not. your move.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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