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[–]Caanghi 112 points113 points ago

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the oxygen tube leads me to believe she's built for stamina

[–]TesticleToe 1 point2 points ago

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IIRC, that's what her craigslist ad said nearly verbatim.

A+++++ Would fuck again.

[–]Together_We_Rise -1 points0 points ago

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LOL!. Damn man we are both going to hell.

[–]Everythingdies 29 points30 points ago

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Shes doing it right though.

[–]madahl 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]themindtaker 77 points78 points ago

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She looks kinda fucked already.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I feel guilty for laughing at this

[–]pcgamingisted 40 points41 points ago

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Pretty sure this is an old Reddit post. That's his nan or someone.

Everyone called him a tool.

[–]WarHippie68 12 points13 points ago

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holy shit, and there never was a bigger tool either. Unbelievable.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Let's remember this next time there's a thread on why we shouldn't judge people on their appearances. There's a difference between looking poor and looking like a jackass: one had the resources to look friendly and instead used them to look like a tool.

[–]dquizzle 9 points10 points ago

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One of my friends dated this guy. I can confirm your assumption.

[–]monstereddit 17 points18 points ago

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um, pretty sure confirmation was not needed.

[–]dquizzle 9 points10 points ago

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I can confirm this as well. Good point.

[–]DylanGotPwned -3 points-2 points ago

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I can confirm your confirmation, because I'm on reddit.

[–]girlvanized 5 points6 points ago

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Poor thing. It's hard to wash away the taint of tool contact.

[–]dquizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Well she has been dating another guy for at least a year or so that seems like a pretty decent dude, so she's doing okay. The first time this picture was posted on Reddit and it made it to the front page I had to check his facebook to make sure that was him, as I have only seen him a couple times in person. Sure enough, this picture was his profile picture. I was in shock.

[–]girlvanized 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say I hope he knows, but he'd probably just be proud of all the attention.

[–]rossiFan 1 point2 points ago

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But that's just because..... he's a tool.

[–]TheCannon 16 points17 points ago

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I would be suspicious of the intentions of anybody that spends that much time primping on their facial hair.

BTW, what the fuck is that on the side of that guy's head?

[–]BakulaSelleck92 14 points15 points ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it is called an ear.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Tell me of this...ear.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 1 point2 points ago

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Some say it can be used for hearing.

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

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I was talking about the white thing. Another reply pointed out that that was part of a pair of sunglasses.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 3 points4 points ago

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Don't be a square, TheCannon. It was all in good fun.

[–]AceVenturas 10 points11 points ago

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Those are sunglasses.

[–]Muscar -4 points-3 points ago

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He said side, not top. I think he means the piercings on his eyebrow.

[–]BonKerZ 11 points12 points ago

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Cannon is most likely talking about the white thing on the side of his head, which at first glance, to me, looked like a piece of paper was taped to his head, thus confusion. Taking a closer look, one can tell that they are in fact the arm of sunglasses.

[–]mes9696 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, you are right, but to me it looked like he got a tatoo of a playing card on the side of his head. I wouldn't put it past him.

[–]rossiFan -5 points-4 points ago

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I'd love to grab those piercings with a needle nose pliers and pull.

[–]O5iri5 1 point2 points ago

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It's a stick on jewel. I used to work with the guy. He used to wear a stick on jewel right below his left eye like a tear drop. His dad was a manager for the Detailing department at an auto auction I work at. The guy is a complete tool. He uses to run around telling people he played bass in a band and rode motorcycles until his dad informed us the kid has never owned a motorcycle or ever had a motorcycle license, nor did he own a bass. It was pretty funny everyone, called him "tnt" It stood for "Tattoo Neck (His name)".

[–]sockpuppetprime 8 points9 points ago

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She could do way better than that guy.

[–]habeas_corpses 5 points6 points ago

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It says might

[–]UveXdme 2 points3 points ago

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Is anyone else saddened by this?

[–]Jakovaseur 2 points3 points ago

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I am. the guy looks like he genuinely care for his grandma.

[–]SomethangClever 2 points3 points ago

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Or maybe that's his fetish...

[–]moviedude26 6 points7 points ago

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Needs a Brazzers logo

[–]socialite-buttons 12 points13 points ago

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[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, dear God.

[–]moviedude26 2 points3 points ago

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Bubbam.

[–]Brazzerize 5 points6 points ago

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Reporting i-

Yup. http://i.imgur.com/LFyy6.jpg

Oh...Ok.

[–]moviedude26 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, you still get my upvote.

[–]dave42 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe she has millions of dollars and he is doing it right, women do it all the time.

[–]philm0 2 points3 points ago

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god what a fuckin turd.

[–]Maxxum5x 2 points3 points ago

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The wild Whites of West Virginia!

[–]mrpopenfresh 2 points3 points ago

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Is that the guy from crazy town?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UculXjdcSYs

[–]jhamm 1 point2 points ago

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I think I know the guy in the pic. Does he ride a llama and wear a lot of leather?

[–]val_kyrie 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was that guy from Good Charlotte. I think they were popular back when I was in middle school.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Does he ride a llama and wear a lot of leather?

Yeah like that really narrows it down.

[–]dquizzle 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if he rides a llam or wears leather, but he is from southern Illinois...

[–]ddshyphen 1 point2 points ago

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Vincent D'Onofrio?

[–]trubelmkr 1 point2 points ago

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Those manscaped eyebrows are all wrong. The spacing really seals the deal.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that the singer from Blue October?

[–]leibniz 1 point2 points ago

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scumbag steve is that you?

[–]kaldrazidrim[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Is that...is that a playing card taped to his head?

[–]dadirtysanchez 1 point2 points ago

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wow he looks like the biggest douche on earth, just his face alone, not even counting the tshirt.

[–]jjia25 1 point2 points ago

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[–]boisterous_innuendo 1 point2 points ago

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Catz?

[–]dashnine 1 point2 points ago

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Wow Pink looks nothing like her mom.

[–]mafoo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that really looks like a male Pink. Kinda freaking me out...

[–]miked1be 2 points3 points ago

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Also, anyone else notice the way is right arm is positioned in such a way that it looks like he may be holding a cigarette out away from clothing while taking the picture? Also, it looks like he's just finished or is getting ready to blow smoke out of his mouth... If true, that combined with her oxygen tube just adds to the douchebaggery.

[–]CrustyDiamond 0 points1 point ago

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I'd fuck her over him any day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The username isn't doing you any favors.

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

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She looks hopeful. I'd say his chances are good.

[–]gordofrog 0 points1 point ago

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But is he though?

[–]SpacemanJim 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, please don't tell me that he has the same d20 necklace as I do. (个_个)

[–]golfkid 0 points1 point ago

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Oedipus2 ?

[–]MFchimichanga[!] 0 points1 point ago

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This is my wallpaper now.

[–]ChillBroMelvis 0 points1 point ago

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is that Buu from dbz on his forearm?

[–]HamsterSandwich 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he's Herman Cain's trainer?

[–]Max_Freedom 0 points1 point ago

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You are The Biggest Douche in the Universe. Congratulations.

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

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Tats and body piercing really show the world how against the system you are. Wait! The system owns those places now too.

[–]Like-A-Damn-Boss 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing that came to my mind was "What a fucking asshole right there"

[–]girlvanized 0 points1 point ago

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Grandma looks so proud.

[–]watchtan 0 points1 point ago

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I think he is doing a lot of things wrong.

[–]CornyJoke 0 points1 point ago

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Desperate Danny, new advice animal?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag grandson.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bad Boy Bill . The arch enemy of Good Guy Greg

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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why would you wear a shirt like that. You would just be trying to get people to hate you

[–]meatpit 0 points1 point ago

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ugh I know, eyebrow piercings are so passe

[–]droolcup 0 points1 point ago

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Haha he is the bitch

[–]JoHoMi 0 points1 point ago

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He definitely knew this were gonna hit the internet sooner or later...

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

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I really think I know that guy.... who is he??

[–]testyourmettle 0 points1 point ago

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Scotty doesn't know!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]FlatlanderMachine 0 points1 point ago

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Keyword is might. As in will. As in he will most definitely fuck that bitch.

[–]TheEn1gma 0 points1 point ago

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Nick Swardson has really gone downhill

[–]TurgidDahlia 0 points1 point ago

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What. A fuckhead.

[–]bluzuki 0 points1 point ago

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what if he stood on her left side?

[–]No1Complainer 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like the lost love child from Fred Durst and Vanilla Ice.

[–]bbbiha 0 points1 point ago

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I might fuck up my eyebrows. Wow.

[–]Saivo 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's very compassionate and human of him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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grandma?

[–]Cider217 -1 points0 points ago

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Re-posting... You're doing it RIGHT

[–]moondizzlepie -1 points0 points ago

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pussy is pussy

[–]romieyo -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, I'd fuck that bitch.