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PENIS PENIS PENIS! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dontpickausername 125 points126 points ago

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Why did I open a picture with the title "PENIS PENIS PENIS"...? It turned out well this time, but...

[–]werecat 51 points52 points ago

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Maybe because it was blue?

[–]ColaEuphoria 41 points42 points ago

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Mine turned purple. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kugelfische03 9 points10 points ago

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I agree.

[–]Iggyhopper 4 points5 points ago

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you should get that checked out

[–]footle 1 point2 points ago

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The only real difference between blue, purple and pink is the grip.

[–]vaginal_cream 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't know.

[–]snarkinator 0 points1 point ago

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If you rub it a bit, the color will come out.

[–]kmmeerts 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kramol 13 points14 points ago

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Soon...

[–]GOATSQUIRTS -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]PointOfView 3 points4 points ago

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We need the googler!

[–]hillbillyesq 2 points3 points ago

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NSF GOATSQUIRTS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, really worst that could happen is you see a penis, maybe a penis that is special in some way. Would that be so bad?

[–]itoucheditforacookie 1 point2 points ago

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Well I am at work, that could be bad. But for some reason, when I see blue I must click unless there is a NSFW tag.

[–]akbc 0 points1 point ago

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Shredded penis, or man eating penis?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Is that a man eating a penis, or a penis eating a man? Both are terrifying.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 0 points1 point ago

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I clearly haven't learnt from my mistakes.

[–]Interlope 36 points37 points ago

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I miss this show.

[–]HungryMoblin 3 points4 points ago

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God, me too. I'm surprised I had to come down so far to find it.

[–]scrambles57 2 points3 points ago

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Love that show. I've been trying to remember what that show was called. Thank you.

[–]Glacious 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, beat me to the punch. In that case I'll post a more memorable (to me at least) clip.

[–]Interlope 1 point2 points ago

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That's why I posted this one. I had forgotten about it.

[–]firefox3d 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit I was just about to post this.

[–]Fountainofknowledge 1 point2 points ago

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This was my first thought. I was actually disappointed when it wasn't a link to Mission Hill. Though the comic does look like something I would write.

[–]brianstk -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for Mission Hill!

[–]IMTAKINGAPOOP 61 points62 points ago

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Better making him say it then making him see it.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 46 points47 points ago

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Insert Penn state reference here

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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penis tate

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Insert* Penn state reference here*

[–]Dr_Tecknologic 8 points9 points ago

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From Penn State to State Pen.

[–]jspsfx 3 points4 points ago

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Also, it's better there was one holocaust instead of two holocausts.

Indeed.

[–]itdeffwasnotme 13 points14 points ago

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I know I have been a redditor for too long when I can open a link with a title like this.

[–]RyattEarp 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, as this page was loading I thought to myself, what did I just add to my work's browser history?

[–]PENIS-PENIS-PENIS 15 points16 points ago

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I approve of this message.

[–]Azareus -3 points-2 points ago

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Redditor since 7 months. Well played good sir.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 7 points8 points ago

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Now he has the police to worry about, everyone who saw him thinks he's a child molester.

[–]prose-before-hoes 7 points8 points ago

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I'll just leave this here...

[–]redwingfan 10 points11 points ago

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Give credit to Kerbe you jackass.

[–]scrambles57 10 points11 points ago

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You're a comic stealing cunt. This comic belongs to Kerbe.

[–]deeve04 12 points13 points ago

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The Jerry Sandusky story.

[–]Trusk_Fundz 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyndxCRTn4g

[–]travis- 1 point2 points ago

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So happy someone else posted this reference. What a great show.

[–]japanthony 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to do that! Great show, many a good laugh were had.

[–]Okuu 2 points3 points ago

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I made it out of clay.

[–]Whaines 0 points1 point ago

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Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

[–]Geotis 2 points3 points ago

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cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple

cripple

DAMN IT!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]GooglesYourUsername 33 points34 points ago

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NSFW

[–]chilltem 50 points51 points ago

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a true redditor opens any link, even if the family is in the same room.

[–]BaconChapstick 7 points8 points ago

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I honestly just did this with my little sister two feet away from me.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

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My friends blink at the perfect times. I get away with it all.

[–]jwcgator 0 points1 point ago

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THEY KNOW.

[–]chilltem 1 point2 points ago

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I did this in the middle of the living room, good thing nobody noticed.

[–]Antrikshy 0 points1 point ago

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My Mom's sleeping five feet away and my Dad's surfing the web on his phone two feet from her.

But yes, I do this regularly with my eight-year old brother a foot away from me.

[–]Mcflexington 7 points8 points ago

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not bad

[–]LBK2013 7 points8 points ago

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Perfect

[–]Godtiermasturbator 2 points3 points ago

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I want to go to there

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That certainly is NSFW.

[–]Stabilo86 1 point2 points ago

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Manyak

[–]uptwolait 1 point2 points ago

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There was a parrot in a cage at the entrance to the pet store in our local mall. Every time me or any of my friends walked by that bird we'd say "eat me!" several times. We never heard him repeat it, but I often wonder who owns him today and if he ever blurts that out unexpectedly.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this scene for some reason.

[–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago

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A long time ago a friend of mine thought it would be funny to teach another friend of mines 5 year old to say the word "pervert". We all thought it was nominally cute until his father brought him to the playground one day. After a while of letting his kid play, my friend call his sons name and informs him its time to leave, at which point his child simply points at his father and yells "PERVERT!" Exacerbating this scenario is that my friends and I dress fairly "industrial" or whatever, lots of patches, mo-hawks, piercings, etc.

Luckily, he managed to get his kid home without incident. Needless to say, teaching that kid words was a strictly monitored affair from that point on.

[–]Sarahmint 1 point2 points ago

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What a crazy wierdo.

[–]PenisBakeMeAPancake 1 point2 points ago

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You called?

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

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PENIS

[–]BIGLEX76 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you can say it's relevent

[–]patryn94 6 points7 points ago

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Downvote: Rehosted webcomic. =========================>

[–]ENTenmanns94 1 point2 points ago

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anybody else think of this(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8arEeJmGpuI&feature=related)?

[–]angryboobs 2 points3 points ago

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I should note that this is a repost from FunnyJunk. prepares for masssive downvotes

[–]Apeirogon 2 points3 points ago

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Well the creator of the comic is a user named Kerbe, which yes he originally posted to Funnyjunk, but I'm pretty sure he has a Reddit account as well and I've seen him post comics here before. That being said, this specific post isn't uploaded by Kerbe and loxias44 is a comic stealing karma-whore.

[–]Tee_Red 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta love me some Electric Retard

[–]utubeaddict 6 points7 points ago

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This isn't Electric Retard. I actually read through every Electric Retard comic to find that out. I hope you're happy.

[–]Tee_Red 8 points9 points ago

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Then my plan has worked perfectly...

[–]utubeaddict 2 points3 points ago

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Jokes on you. I enjoyed it. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

[–]PleaseRememberToLink 3 points4 points ago

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Electric Retard is fucking disgusting. I thought it was kind of funny and extreme but still funny as I went backwards in comics. Then when I came to one where the masked man kidnaps a little girl, saws off her arms and legs, rapes her, and uses her body to beat down an old woman before pissing on her, all with full nudity and tears in her eyes, I felt the need to come back here and say fuck you, fuck Electric Retard, fuck you again, fuck the creator of Electric Retard in the ass with a hot poker, and fuck the internet, I'm done for the weekend. Fuck you. Also lots of disgusting racism. God fuck that shit.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Kill yourself. Get off the net

[–]Tee_Red -3 points-2 points ago

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LOLLOLOLOLOLOL u mad.

[–]momox -4 points-3 points ago

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this comic isnt by him

[–]bigweiner 1 point2 points ago

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Penn State Penetrate

[–]Al14ever 0 points1 point ago

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My vote goes up, like my penis after seeing this. Too awkward, reddit?

[–]Shirybob 0 points1 point ago

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What about the boobies boobies boobies!?

[–]urf_ 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing like good quality front page material...

[–]Mcgruff 0 points1 point ago

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Mission Hill Relevant 2

[–]NickStihl 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of reminds me about my foster brother.

He's Autistic and is mentally retarded. Part of his issues come from not being able to speak or speak clearly. This is a twofold problem due to a brain wiring mix up and a malformed mouth and tongue.

One day at school he kept saying "Hau peenus! Hau peenus!" My mother received a worried call from the school stating that there may be a problem with his penis.

Needles to say, there were many laughs had at that.

[–]CustardMustard 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

[–]Omarun 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that basically reddit?

[–]Lancey 0 points1 point ago

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Visiting a friend's house last week. His toddler stats playing with their iPad, and somehow manages to make it start playing a TV show. Don't know what the show was, but we all clearly heard the people on the show discussing bondage, so without thinking we all say "Bondage?" Out loud and start teasing my friend about the kind of stuff he's been watching.

The kid spent the next half hour shouting "bondage bondage bondage" because he figured it was a word grown ups think is funny...

[–]douglasr007 0 points1 point ago

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COMIC SANNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!

[–]trolltamer5 0 points1 point ago

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ive seen it before but where???

[–]everycredit 0 points1 point ago

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I think you go to jail for that one and end up on some govt list you can never get off of and never wanted to be there in the first place.

[–]ThisIsYourPenis 0 points1 point ago

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This↑

[–]craigsimpson22 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be this

[–]smk3200 0 points1 point ago

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copied from xkcd

[–]egaoga 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when you leave your kid unattended at the supermarket lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the flying fuck is this?!

[–]FearlessFreep 1 point2 points ago

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it's like Cy&H but with even less art talent and humor

[–]Franholio 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to start doing this now.

[–]theovermind -1 points0 points ago

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And this is how it's done people.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, I think that fart jokes are a gas...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Owl jokes are a hoot, though.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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On a similar note...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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No lie....this is exactly what I was doing the other day.

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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OP, the difference between a Penis - a self-absorbed force of nature - and OP is simple.

OP is too childish to have graduated from elementary school which every dominant penis has.

[–]mruptown -1 points0 points ago

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I do this every night with your son.

[–]aregulardude -4 points-3 points ago

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upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote....