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[–][deleted] 226 points227 points ago

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Girl here. THAT bra is designed for wearing super low-cut shirts, so that the middle of the bra doesn't show.

Exhibit A: "plunging neckline"

Exhibit B: For sale.

[–]frozencoke 158 points159 points ago

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Suddenly I don't feel so outraged.

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 68 points69 points ago

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Alright, you might not have heard about this, but you can see girl's nipples on the internet for free. Sometimes they're not even covered.

And if you buy a girl drinks at a bar, sometimes you can convince her to show you the whole boob, so you don't have to gawk at just the erect nipples through her shirt.

Also I apologize to those of you who didn't know this, in case it ruins the specialness of looking at people's nipples through their shirts.

[–]unanun 57 points58 points ago

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Fallacious argument. By your logic there would be no sex appeal to stockings, low cut skirts, and cleavage.

It's all about the tease.

[–]frozencoke 25 points26 points ago

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Exactly right - this is why many women look better with their clothes on!

[–]stareattheart 7 points8 points ago

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I make an effort of looking better with clothes off, so I usually wear baggy man shirts.

[–]frozencoke 6 points7 points ago

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Baggy man shirts are the sexiest.

[–]stareattheart 2 points3 points ago

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I suppose so, I still get laid with them.

[–]frozencoke 2 points3 points ago

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Are you, by any chance, my girlfriend? You two seem to share the same tricks. Either that or every guy just falls for the same thing.

[–]brynnablue 45 points46 points ago

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As suspected, not available in my size (38DD). Fuck you very much, Victoria's Secret.

[–]Lokkur 57 points58 points ago

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Big boobs don't get cute bras (34DD here), we get boring plain, full coverage wind sails with itty bitty straps so they cut into our shoulders or break so we have to spend another $60 every couple months. :(

[–]helicopterindian 18 points19 points ago

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$60 for underwear?

[–]Hollypops 28 points29 points ago

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A quality bra is usually $40+

[–]blart_history 10 points11 points ago

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It's weird, to me, that you think it's weird (lol). A Victorias Secret bra is like $45-50. Basically any woman bigger than a D has to find European websites or custom-made small business sites to find some. So... shipping.

[–]agentfantabulous 0 points1 point ago

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Target sells comfortable dd and ddd for less than $20. well, i like them, anyway. (36dd) (gilligan and o malley brand)

[–]stareattheart 19 points20 points ago

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Little boobs here.

Can't find anything that isn't stuffed. Like the bra manufactures WANT us to be insecure about our size.

So I end up buying training bras for 12yr olds... except I'm coming across more and more stuffed training bras as well.

[–]cos1ne 4 points5 points ago

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I want you to know that some men actually like women with smaller breasts, so you shouldn't be so concerned with your size.

[–]stareattheart 21 points22 points ago

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I'm not concerned with my size attraction-wise. I know my tits are awesome. C:

But I'm more annoyed at the lack of good bras for small sizes. I like my small boobs, and I want them to look small in my bra as well - no padding. It's deceiving, and more importantly, it's uncomfortable.

(Thought imagine being an insecure 14yr old girl with small tits. All the bras available have padding, almost as the world tells you "small tits bad, make 'em look bigger". Then you look at magazines and all you see are buxom ladies. Then you hear immature boys with cartoonish perceptions of women saying OMG LOOK AT THOSE AWESOME BIG BOOBS. Then you look at porn... with buxom plastic girls. Then people wonder why small-chested ladies are insecure... I grew out of it. But the bra-padding shit has to stop.)

[–]Peppermint42 9 points10 points ago

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I have to admit, I've always been pretty insecure about my smallish breasts, so when I buy bras I look for the padded ones. Anything else just feels weird on me now. I don't go braless except to bed. I know I shouldn't care so much, especially since my bf obviously likes them pretty well, but I guess I did get suckered in by all the media and the careless comments from my male friends and one unfortunate relationship with a total shallow, manipulative douche when I was in college...
Anyway it's awesome that you are secure in your natural state. I'm about to give birth to a baby girl, and I hope I can raise her in such a way that she possesses a similar level of self-confidence. :)

[–]stareattheart 3 points4 points ago

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Someone gave me a link and I posted it to 2x... http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/m9osx/smallbreasted_ladies_burn_your_padded_bras/ You might like it.

My mother and sister never understood me, as they're pretty buxom (as every other woman in my family) and I've always been expected to "fill out". I never did and probably never will. And I don't think I want to. (When I got on the pill I grew a little and it annoyed me... I had to buy new bras.)

I've found out that my most attractive trait is confidence. Even when I have messy hair, no makeup, baggy clothes, I manage to get men's interest because... I laugh, I'm comfortable, forward and flirty. I sometimes hook up with guys who have no idea how I look under the baggy clothes.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not bragging... I'm just saying: not a lot of people will find you attractive if you don't. Not everyone will like you, and it's fine. You shouldn't please everyone - you should please yourself, and the ones you care about.

[–]cos1ne 2 points3 points ago

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Well I'm glad you have such a positive self-image, all women should be as comfortable with their bodies as you are. :)

That being said, for the benefit of small breasted women everywhere I did some research. And found that your complaint isn't uncommon. Also listed in that article are two websites that may be of interest to women like you, they are bra sellers who specialize in small cup sizes. Lailides and Lula Lu they have a selection of smaller cup sizes which do not have padding.

[–]stareattheart 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, those bra sellers aren't available in my country, and I can't buy stuff online (stupid finance laws).

Haha, at some point I just realized it's not my body which repels people, it's my attitude. Being painfully insecure is a turn-off for most guys. So I had a period when I wore makeup a lot, wore pretty clothes, and acted confident. When I saw the results, the faked confidence became real.

And now I have enough of it to dress casually and not care about makeup and pretty clothes (I like wearing them, but I'm just lazy).

That link is amazing, and I'm posting it in 2x, if it wasn't posted before.

[–]Qxzkjp 10 points11 points ago

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Big boobs don't get cute bras

Why gild the lily?

[–]adlibitum 17 points18 points ago

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Because support, comfort, nipple-coverage.

[–]Lokkur 2 points3 points ago

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Because I don't feel like tucking my tits into my belt when I go out in public. :p

[–]stitchyish 2 points3 points ago

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Same size here! It's outraging that full coverage bras are the only ones that even work for me.

[–]Gamer_ely 1 point2 points ago

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my ex would talk about that too, those prices are outrageous and discriminatory

[–]streitouttacompton 0 points1 point ago

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Check out Freya bras. Expensive but worth it. My wife (34E) loves them.

[–]triskaidekaphobia 0 points1 point ago

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I actually pay ~130 per bra. My dad refers to it almost like a medical expense, because you have to pay to be comfortable when you are hard to fit. The plus side is that these expensive bras are kind of beautiful.

[–]korri 0 points1 point ago

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bravissima! Its a British company but they have reallllyyy cute bras that go up to like a j. Pricing isn't too bad either and they sell shirts by bra size too.

[–]thedonkdonk 14 points15 points ago

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Check out Nordstom. They carry lots of designs in your size on the rack. I know this because I also found some 36F bras there.

[–]grandteton 2 points3 points ago

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Nordstroms is amazing. They even carry HH-K in back. Not a huge selection.

[–]doubledubs 12 points13 points ago

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My sister wears 40DD and she can still but bras from V.S. I'm 38D and I don't usually have trouble finding anything. BTW Ladies V.S. is having a panty raid sale this weekend. 7 for 26 :)

[–]curlyfreak 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap! I always can use some new panties, thanks for the info!

[–]alymonster 10 points11 points ago

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Can't tell if creepy dude

ಠ_ಠ

or just really excited chick.

[–]lemuffins 2 points3 points ago

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My thoughts exactly "Ohh, I wonder if they have my size? Oh.. Nope.. okay"

[–]87KCP 2 points3 points ago

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God I've been WAITING for someone to finally talk about this! To you and Lokkur, 36DD here, and can never find a ::cute:: bra. Practical ones are all over the place of course, but why are we stuck with white black and nude colors? Seriously, the skinny straps have to go, but they shouldn't be so wide that it looks like an old lady bra. Man, SO many things I want to say and now I'm too excited and wrapped up in the joy of someone finally bringing it up to even expand on my thought process.

[–]theserenity 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously I feel your pain I'm a 32ff just finding a bra that fits is a miracle

[–]alymonster 1 point2 points ago

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38FF. Bra shopping suuuuuuuucks.

[–]latticusnon 0 points1 point ago

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Your cleavage speaks for itself, and likely doesn't need the help.

[–]blart_history 2 points3 points ago

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Cleavage is produced from lift.

[–]shamecamel 0 points1 point ago

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...you do know that Victoria's Secret has for a long time been a boutique mostly for smaller girls, right?

[–]Murreki 9 points10 points ago

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I support this bra.

[–]aryaf 14 points15 points ago

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What is this, soviet Russia?

[–]crackaboy15 1 point2 points ago

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I think the pros and cons after you explained that is a wash.

[–]SetitUp4You 1 point2 points ago

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More Exhibit Please

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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"U-Plunge Push-Up Bra"

That sounds pretty dirty O.o

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Drewblue 185 points186 points ago

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UPDATE: After getting his ass kicked, A large group of women helped him back inside and placed enough orders to keep him busy for the next 20 years.

[–]thetwobecomeone 28 points29 points ago

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And were outraged when they realized it was all a troll so he could feel up boobs.

[–]rougegoat 30 points31 points ago

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I hope he calls it the Abracadab-bra

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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[–]hagothehills 3 points4 points ago

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I am going to save this picture forever.

[–]luciferin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fremenguy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking there's a pokemon joke in here to be found.

[–]vivvav 5 points6 points ago

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Kabuto used Harden?

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

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Harden... harden... harden... string shot!

[–]auspiciousmiss 365 points366 points ago

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Actually, as a girl with some hefty double bubbles, this sounds pretty fucking awesome. I'd like to be able to run without feeling like *my boobs are going to rip off my chest wall.

[–]upvoteforyouhun 50 points51 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing. I would kill for a bra that does what this guy says it does (though I'd have to try it to believe it).

[–]Zezee 30 points31 points ago

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This picture makes no sense, that bra is called a V-bra, it is made so you can wear it with low cut tops, it does NONE of those things the picture claims, simply gives a little (flimsy) support so women with larger breasts don't have to go bra-less under low cut tops.

[–]CrimsonSun99 9 points10 points ago

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made by a guy what do ya expect?

[–]PatAunces 9 points10 points ago

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Isn't that what a sports bra does?

[–]mishka6 24 points25 points ago

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You have no idea how inadequate some sports bras are for actual support. They might be pancaking my tits to my chest, but that doesn't mean they do jack shit to stop the jiggle-bounce painful combo, as well as prevent nips in cold weather.

[–]latecraigy 8 points9 points ago

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And that pancaking flattened shape is just so flattering, right? I would love to have this bra if it actually works, just walking does what running does for me.

[–]Epershand 6 points7 points ago

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Oh god, sports bras are sometimes worse.

[–]latecraigy 3 points4 points ago

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You don't really know how those work, do you

[–]PatAunces 10 points11 points ago

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Hence the question, Turbo.

[–]millerk1 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, I wish.

[–]dorky2 7 points8 points ago

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As a woman who has breasts at all, I immediately knew this was a joke because all that is impossible.

[–]eittie 92 points93 points ago

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Being a girl with the same problem, we just have to learn to deal. :(

[–]fromtheoven 310 points311 points ago

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Nice try, dude who likes big jiggly titties.

[–]icantsurf 147 points148 points ago

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That should narrow it down.

[–]Mr_robasaurus 30 points31 points ago

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I, for one, don't like them when they're bigger than B cups.

[–]Johnny_Tsunamii 13 points14 points ago

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More for me.

[–]godlesspinko 5 points6 points ago

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Bra size is a weak measure of breast beauty.

Most any size looks great when it's healthy and proportionate.

[–]slackinfux 3 points4 points ago

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I, for one, don't like them when they're smaller than C cups.

[–]phillycheese 82 points83 points ago

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So what's it like being gay?

[–]SlumberingParrot 54 points55 points ago

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[–]brancombs 1 point2 points ago

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zing!

[–]Leroytirebiter 17 points18 points ago*

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express a levelheaded but differing opinion on reddit?
DOWNVOTE HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BEWBS OMG WHAT A FAG.
EDIT : when I posted this, he had negative karma :P

[–]eittie 0 points1 point ago

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Correction: girl who likes big jiggly titties and has a pair.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Sometimes even walking down a flight of stairs hurts too much.
Mine aren't even that big, either!
If nobody's around I just grab them and hold them in place.
Sometimes I forget I'm doing that and I've had a few interesting embarrassing encounters.

[–]toastwithjam 6 points7 points ago

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That's me every single gym class during the run.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, I was lucky enough to have tiny boobs until after high school. Then they went up a whole cup size.
Yay, hormonal birth control (sort of)!

[–]littlebitopretty 5 points6 points ago

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I'm only a B cup, and I wear 2 1/2 bras (underwire, sports bra, and one of those shelf-lined camis) whenever I run or do any kind of up and down activity just to keep them from hurting.

Also, I love the use of "double bubbles" as a euphemism for boobs.

[–]ninasay 26 points27 points ago

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THIS. Not to mention any little jog/fast movement without a sports bra and our breasts hurt... BAD. Boobies are no fun covered up anyway. This in no way makes sexy time any less fun.

[–]cleanstart 17 points18 points ago

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Boobies are no fun covered up anyway.

Girls gotta understand that sometimes, what you can't see is just as or even more sexy than what you can see.

[–]big-o-notation 10 points11 points ago

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Our imagination fills in what we can't see. And our imagination is always 10/10.

[–]spinnerclotho 13 points14 points ago

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;I spent far too long trying to find the original press release where this guy unveiled this new bra design until I realize all the links were of the joke, and there is no new bra design.

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[–]Crochetniac 27 points28 points ago

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Yeah, definitely agree with this. If anything men should be more appreciative.

Option 1: You have girls whose boobs move everywhere when they have a bra on, and you have something fun to look at under their shirts. When the clothes come off, their boobs hit the floor.

Option 2: Not a lot of movement under the shirt, but there's still cleavage when they wear low cut tops. When their clothes come off, their boobs stay up high.

[–]dudechris88 45 points46 points ago

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When the clothes come off, their boobs hit the floor.

To the windoooooww to the waall!

[–]TeHSaNdMaNS 40 points41 points ago

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to the titties down past my balls

[–]Davek804 3 points4 points ago

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awww skeet skeet skeet

[–]Airazz 3 points4 points ago

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Wait... they become hit-the-floor-y because of all that bouncing?

[–]potatogun 6 points7 points ago

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There are suppose to be some very good sports bras. Try asking /r/running . I've seen women swear about certain ones.

[–]87KCP 2 points3 points ago

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There are these sport bras called Enell - they hold better than any sport bra I've ever owned (36DD here) but the thing I HATE about them is that it's not only front-clip... there are 11 FRIGGIN CLIPS!!! Whoever made the bra obviously was a guy, because NO woman in their right mind would ever make a bra with 11 FRONT CLIPS. COME ON!!!

[–]anthealerma 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. I'm worried I might develop some serious back problems if I don't wear the proper support. This is the kind of thing I'd seriously look into.

[–]mishka6 1 point2 points ago

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Even for the little boobies, the bouncing kind of hurts.

[–]pikori 1 point2 points ago

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See, if you're just flat chested like me, you don't have this problem.

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 1 point2 points ago

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Mine aren't hefty, but I do get tired of the damned nipples deciding to say hello to everyone in the room because it's slightly chilly in there. Over eager jackasses.

[–]Radico87 3 points4 points ago

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your opinion does not matter in the face of guys wanting to see boobs in the wild.

[–]funkytaco 0 points1 point ago

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I'll cup them for you while you run.

[–]sunlit_shadows 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that bra would not stand a chance against my ta-tas (34DDD). They would be all like, "move bitch, get out the way!"

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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arent sports bras for that or do they not work that well for larger breasts? guy here so im not sure what im talking about :P

[–]Chicken_Finger5 82 points83 points ago

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Cool Idea, Bra

[–]Sharrakor 173 points174 points ago

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[–]PimpMogul 36 points37 points ago

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[–]pulp_before_sunrise 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Clearly_ 6 points7 points ago

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Cool bra story?

/clearly

[–]basedonnothing 7 points8 points ago

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Haha, I feel like the person who made that bra had this exact joke in mind.

[–]ItsMisterRogers 3 points4 points ago

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They're made to compliment heavenly bodies...

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I thought of the second you said that.

[–]Sharrakor 3 points4 points ago

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I... I can't believe I never made the connection, and I love Gurren Lagann...

[–]8-bit_d-boy 14 points15 points ago*

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Yeah, it is a cool idea, and I'm not your "Bra"

EDIT: Well this was a failed "Zoolander" reference :(

[–]dmw3293 4 points5 points ago

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i see what you did. good movie

[–]ungowa 1 point2 points ago

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Cool Bra Idea

[–]rAxxt 81 points82 points ago

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This is why we can't have nice things, Calvin.

[–]jspsfx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bang_Noir 28 points29 points ago

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NSFL

FTFY ಠ_ಠ

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon 9 points10 points ago

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spoiler: man tits. nothing to see here, folks. no gore or any interesting shit.

[–]ImStillAwesome 101 points102 points ago

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[–]Generation_Why 24 points25 points ago

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I hear you girl. 36D isn't fun to run in.

[–]ImStillAwesome 22 points23 points ago

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It's truly, genuinely painful. I don't know why guys don't get that.

[–]Airazz 27 points28 points ago

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Mainly because we don't have boobs.

Would you know what it's like to get kicked in the balls? Yeah, same case :)

[–]SpecialKRJ 5 points6 points ago

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We don't assume that your balls can bounce around heavily without hurting.

[–]worldtree 7 points8 points ago

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I imagine it's a lot like the cramps I get, only short-lived.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Probably a good analogy.

I've had my arm sliced deep and long enough to warrant dozens of stitches, had a tooth knocked out, and broken various bones. I've never felt pain nearly as unspeakable as getting hit in the balls.

It turns out evolution knows how to protect the single most important part of your body--unbearable pain.

[–]worldtree 2 points3 points ago

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While I don't have any serious injuries to compare it to, the cramps I used to get (not currently, thank you BC) were horrible. If I didn't take advil or something immediately, it would develop into this horrible throbbing ache. Made it hard to breathe or walk more than a few yards. Eventually led to vomiting. Only after I vomited would pain medicine become effective again. Strictly speaking, probably less painful than getting kicked in the balls, but the pain would last for hours.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Made it hard to breathe or walk more than a few yards.

a kick in the balls makes you topple over, go fetal and alter your perception of time.

[–]zeroGamer 2 points3 points ago

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That's evolution telling you to get your freak on.

[–]ImStillAwesome 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, I was just referring to my male friends who assume boobs are magical sacks of wonder and joy and never inconvenient. I'm sure getting kicked in the balls sucks.

[–]zeroGamer 1 point2 points ago

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They are magical sacks of wonder that are never inconvenient... for us. For you, I'm sure they're more like a Rod of Wonder than sacks of wonder.

[–]fotoman 4 points5 points ago

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some of us do. My wife is 38DD and can't wait for the medical reduction.

[–]blart_history 2 points3 points ago

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Tell her Reddit says good luck! :)

[–]87KCP 2 points3 points ago

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AHH! I've been wanting one for YEARS - she should keep track of her progress, as a 36DD I am very disproportional to the rest of my small body, and have had consistent back pain for many many years. I'm afraid that soon it'll be near impossible to maintain good posture and end up with a hump-back. All because previous boyfriends told me to "take one for the team" and not get a reduction. Assholes.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't girls get that we need to adjust our junk? Yes, in public.

[–]valhrona 2 points3 points ago

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I tried one of those; the biggest size available doesn't work for 36DDD, alas. I was hoping so hard.

[–]latticusnon 1 point2 points ago

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(It's fake and a joke.)

[–]JamesTrotter 27 points28 points ago

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front page? reddit is quickly becoming the grandpa who forwards old shitty joke images to everyone it knows

[–]dalpaengee 65 points66 points ago

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Because my boobs obviously only exist for men to look at, yayyyyy

[–]BosnianSpartan 7 points8 points ago

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There are other reasons?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Way to be a shallow, typical Redditor. How are these for serious other reasons: motor boating, squeezing, poking, and that one move where you put your dick in between the twins.

[–]noamsml 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, from an evolutionary perspective, breasts have no reason to exist. It's theorized that they have come about due to sexual selection (i.e. women with larger breasts being perceived as more attractive and thus having more/better mates).

tl;dt pretty much.

</melvin>

[–]yrgna 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, a woman who understands.

[–]newcomplaint 10 points11 points ago

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Do men actually like it when you can see a girls nipples through her shirt?

[–]misteranthrope 45 points46 points ago

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That basically accounts for at least 50% of Jennifer Aniston's career.

[–]bmooney28 25 points26 points ago

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um... yes!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Of course!

[–]Anti_People 2 points3 points ago

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Men want to see tits, the more the better, so yes.

[–]pandaaface 5 points6 points ago

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is this real? i am a girl so obviously i thought this really was cool, but when i tried to search on google, it just showed me this over and over, not an actual article

[–]pandaaface 2 points3 points ago

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also boys should like this bra too. if our boobies dont jiggle and bounce they stay perky! and gravity cant fuck em over as much and give us nasty old lady boobs as quickly

[–]SpecialKRJ 2 points3 points ago

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Plus our boobs aren't sore as fuck after a jog and we're down to fuck. :D

[–]blart_history 1 point2 points ago

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The features listed on the OP pic are not the actual functions of the bra. It's just a regular plunge bra.

[–]millerk1 4 points5 points ago

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I need that bra. Mine are double d's and... Here, go fill up two water balloons and superglue them to your chest... Then as you run around imagine that when those water balloons bounce it fucking hurts.

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[–]emahlee 4 points5 points ago

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My experience has been that VS employees have the same apathetic attitude as McDonalds employees. They ask if you need help, but you can tell they are required to ask you and will be annoyed if you ask for anything more than "Where are the blah-blah-blahs?" I've only come across one woman in a VS store who made me feel comfortable to ask questions about bra fittings. Honestly, and I'm not trying to be snarky, I would love to find a store that is not run by teenage girls waiting for their shift to end so that I can get the real quality guidance you should get for paying the high price of their merchandise.

If anyone knows of a VS near Philadelphia (within an hour) that has helpful and knowledgeable staff who enjoy their job, I would give it another shot because they DO have some pretty cool bra styles.

[–]iwasjustgonnasaythat 7 points8 points ago

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I own this bra and love it.. And it's only 25 bucks... Fellas, buy it for your girlfriends.

[–]doublevictory 8 points9 points ago

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Don't keep it to yourself, tell us ladies where we can get it! :D

[–]coraleaterlinda 6 points7 points ago

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Link, please. I want to give this man my money.

[–]candis2k6 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in the middle of a bra dilemma and would love to buy this one!

[–]700express 12 points13 points ago

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This is not helping us prove we belong in the SEC, not one bit.

[–]fuzzrhythm 2 points3 points ago

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What a fuckin' Melvin

[–]girlontheinternetz 2 points3 points ago

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Why, when I googled this, did half of the links say he was from Ohio State and half say he was from TAMU?

[–]SpecialKRJ 2 points3 points ago

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T_T I want this magical creation.

[–]kneejerk 4 points5 points ago

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Although really, this bra is going to keep women's boobs looking nice much longer than other ones. If I have to give up looking at public boob jiggle in order to have nicer, longer lasting firmness, I will.

[–]wakewolfie 4 points5 points ago

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That's a complete myth. It's all genetics.

[–]Imperdimper 23 points24 points ago

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So a group of men beat up a gay guy? That's not cool.

[–]Sondrita 4 points5 points ago

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so men must also hate whoever invented the sports bra.

[–]kindaconfused 2 points3 points ago

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Precisely.

[–]FragileFrankieMerman 1 point2 points ago

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Why is the text always so blurry and crappy-looking on these types of pictures? Funny though.

[–]lolipopp 13 points14 points ago*

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Jpeg artifacts. Relevant

[–]deadweather 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! i go to school ther.... oh uh nevermind

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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where can i get one

[–]acconrad 1 point2 points ago

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Cool Idea, Bra

FTFY

[–]cabrit_sans_cor 3 points4 points ago

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Turns out reddit likes to objectify women. Stay classy, neanderthals.

[–]bigweiner 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE TITS

[–]asldkfououhe 2 points3 points ago

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10th on reddit. you people are actually fucking disgusting and i have no idea why women browse this site ever

[–]Mindghost 3 points4 points ago

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Wow. Are all at Reddit 16 year young?

[–]Florn 2 points3 points ago

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And loving it.

[–]a300zx4pak 0 points1 point ago

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useless Aggies

[–]cypherpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Calvin Rickson.

(Come on guys, if you don't translate the image a search engine will never find it.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything.

[–]flavorjunction 0 points1 point ago

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Madness.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Except that didn't happen.

[–]makesureimjewish 0 points1 point ago

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we are looking for 400,000 pounds

[–]Clarethebamf 0 points1 point ago

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that guy has the best job.

[–]hill_watcher 0 points1 point ago

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I'd give him a good kick in the balls for thinking of that project before me...

[–]Stinkysnarly 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh at the Idea that this would work on big boobs. If it does - Sold

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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But this invention could save women a lot of pain!

[–]bobcat_08 0 points1 point ago

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You'd think men would applaud the existence of a bra that can show so much skin and still make the boobs look great.

[–]necromancy 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok though, that's a really ugly looking bra. I honestly wouldn't wear it, and I feel like plenty of bitches wouldn't, either.

[–]No_you_stupid 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he is an aggie

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

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Suck the fun out of life why don't you.

[–]SAmatador 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin aggies.

[–]mzkny88 0 points1 point ago

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[–]hollidolli 0 points1 point ago

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first post in 3 months that made me laugh out loud.